/tg/Station 13

The thought of antag Detectives playing fast and loose with Space Law is a good one, but not so much when you realise they've got the best gun on the station and a licence to kill. They'd just shoot the HoS, steal the Armory and murderbone. But don't they have nonlethals in their guns or something ...

I feel like sec, as it stands, tends to be a very vigorous murderbone tease already so I was a skeptical about officially allowing sec to murderbone in code red. But then I saw how code red would be a higher alert level than it currently is, so this makes a lot more sense. I'm still a little skeptic...

Zellion wrote:If you're an implanted sec officer, when you activate your baton in sight of a rev you should shout "TRAITOR!"

Or in sight of anyone who's Wanted
also wrong thread
he spins for our sins

jaxy15 wrote:Let people spin stun batons and use them to block energy swords.

Colorguard-esque flag/pole/rifle/baton spinning when

We need this

I'm totally down with this idea. How easy would this be to code? I feel like the main issue would be the transportation via wires, depending on how it'd be done. Unless we can make like a ventcrawling 2.0 and be done with it, I dunno

J.E.S.U.S Lawset 1. "Do unto others as you would have them do unto you." 2. "You would really prefer it if people were not mean to you." Station Protection Lawset 1. You are built for, and are part of, the station. Ensure the station is properly maintained and runs efficiently. ...

Dear Syndicate Defector, As a very, very tired NT employee, why do individuals of your company tend to be so hostile towards individuals of NT? I understand that the companies may have e-daggers at each other's throats, but where are all the people who are just kind of apathetically doing their job?...

I can and will hope for the best okay ;u;

Name: Topham Position: Chucklefuck Chief Engineer Action: Arriving late to the station, I'm disappointed to see a complete lack of engineers. The unbearable screeches of an RD stuck in a slime pen and the cap complaining about his toe fuel my disappointment. I can already foresee the station being l...

A crew transfer shuttle that takes 15 minutes to arrive, can be recalled up until 3 minutes, and has a first class seating lounge. I like this. I feel like we really need some method of ending the round aside from admin magic and an emergency. It's weird to call an "emergency shuttle" for...

>ITT: our inner weeb trash cometh forth once again

Jaxson Richardson Asshat McGee

http://i.imgur.com/dminGxW.png?1 Context: A ling befriended a golem and they began to break into EVA. AI reported it and about five or so people from numerous jobs rushed in to stop the ling. The two of them took down everyone and the golem was especially robust. Good job golem, you kicked some ser...