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If the shift is going calm, you can challenge the syndicate by leaving the disk in a room full of turrets to bait a lone operative into spawning. But be careful, if admins realize your plan, you may bite off more than you can chew (full operative squad). Be creative with changing the AI's Laws, how...

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As a regular polconite for years, the activity level MSO currently has in polcon is unprecedented https://preview.redd.it/4rwgk7nf9r0c1.png?width=643&auto=webp&s=e6f166dec686acb87b647a4dfe374c2656ebb9c5 It’s good that snoop is switching to things like edibles and dry herb vapes instead of r...

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whoa whoa there’s plenty of lolswat to go around you two

W change btw even if it doesn’t impact me at all (I’ve never ascended), I hate getting my heretic rounds ruined because Harold Heretic decides to become a dark knowledge academic weapon

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This ain't amogus or call of duty, this a round based MUD. If you wanna play SS13 competitively either play TGMC or make your competitive nature something that's funny to at least one person other than yourself. The rules don't require making your play fun for the other side for antags. They should...

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(no i will not clarify, this is silly :p)

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this might be the most unserious qc ban of all time

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rest in peace big f

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No matter how bad the situation gets, we do not need to start posting stonetoss

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Since hookers exist I don't believe autists actually exist. They're ultimately volcels. even if a large majority of it is done online now (much safer for SWers so it’s not a bad thing) Losing your v-card online? https://tgstation13.download/dip/discordimageproxy.php/attachments/1156709073291575416/...

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oranges wrote: ↑Mon Nov 13, 2023 7:47 pm isn't sex work illegal in america? no wonder they have so many autists

prostitution is illegal in all states not named Nevada, but things like stripping and onlyfans are relatively legal.

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Since hookers exist I don't believe autists actually exist. They're ultimately volcels. I don’t think the term is meant to be literal, or else femcel wouldn’t be it’s own word, but you have a valid point because sex workers are right there even if a large majority of it is done online now (much saf...

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It’s a perma for saying kys it’s not like he needs to write a dissertation lol.

He can recall the events and knows where he fucked up and can show remorse, what else does he have to do???? This is small potatoes compared to other permaban reasons

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wesoda25 wrote: ↑Sat Nov 11, 2023 6:31 pm
Omega_DarkPotato wrote: ↑Sat Nov 11, 2023 5:24 pm It's nice to see that the github comments section has improved greatly. A lot of genuinely useful feedback, especially MoffNyan's post there.
A shame players club'll always be like this, though.
Playersclub has improved significantly when it comes to toxicity imo.

yeah i was gonna say...

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warbluke wrote: ↑Sat Nov 11, 2023 5:16 pm Hey guys look at this PR:
https://github.com/tgstation/tgstation/pull/79665

spritesisters, we're back?

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Gupta i have come to kill you with my mind powers! You have one last post before it happens. A single last chance for the tgstation (forum) community to hear your voice

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reading up on this story now and what the flarp was montresors problem

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W WineAllWine

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Size - 10" Crust - Italian thin Sauce - tomato base Cheese - mozzerella Meat - tuna (I accept this is where we get controversial) Veggies - onion, olives, sweetcorn and oregano Cut - eighths How cooked - medium As a brit I must insist please put the emphasis on the 3rd syllable in oregano all ...

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Hello Players club. My name is TheLoLSwat and I have decided that we need something not THAT low effort but still kinda chill we will all be building pizzas and judging eachothers pizzas. pizza template Size? Crust? Sauce? Cheese? Meat? Veggies? Cut? How cooked? If you dont want to use my super coo...

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i really want to like sushi but i havent found one i enjoyed, probably because i am a mortal enemy of most vegetables

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Xpokee’s peanut shouldn’t have been locked because there wasn’t a legitimate reason for it and now whenever a peanut is opened it has to be held to similar standards (or it doesn’t but it would look really odd) I understand xpokee was a liked person but peanut threads are a catharsis, where everyone...

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does this peanut thread stay up because seth is slightly more of a lolcow with his (clearly unhealthy) ss13 addiction than xpokee?

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viewtopic.php?f=7&t=35223

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seems like IC issue, if it was really that serious cant admins just stop shuttle calls from happening for a short while? I dont see the point of taking it OOC. Making questionable choices and then centcomm yelling at you is peak command play and keeping it IC helps foster those interactions instead ...

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Lisa Green for playername am I doing this right hi Charley

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Ok the links should be untrolled and YouTube has granted me mercy for my wrassling

Enjoy

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We have our Exhibition matches! Kobe Koster vs Broly Butterfingers (two powerhouses collide in the squared circle, both desperate to climb up the rankings!) Lisa Green vs Sunshine Day (With the Syndicate's Zombe Anna lurking around every corner, Sunshine day must take on near-impossible odds in Lis...

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Setting up the SM is one thing (as it a static thing that has to be interacted with every shift), but are engineers expected to actually fix things in the middle of the round like med docs would be expected to healbot in the middle of a round?

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This is now a place to compliment Gupta

If I saw Jonathan Gupta getting jumped by 6 angry bikers then God as my witness they would have to jump me too

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i'm confused wouldnt the old layout be better? drag everyone in order of most wanted rather than just clicking a couple? yeah but typeforms trolled me hard so i will have to do a bit more brainpower :(( E: also if you filled out the previous thread but did not fill the below form out please do so! ...

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Moore and Magna have turned their age into a superpower

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Also because i trolled ill probably run the matches tomorrow so everyone can get time to vote

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If you tried to fill the survey out and it didnt work my apologies i have fixed it :D (by making a new survery) I have the old survey too but if you want to fill out the new one because you enjoy filling out surveys or clicking boxes next to staticnames be my guest (i would appreciate it i like seei...

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Timonk wrote: ↑Tue Oct 31, 2023 7:25 pm i put myself on top of the survey

also u dont have to do this nobody is keeping you hostage and you dont owe us anything

i am my own biggest enemy, i love pro wrestling im just extremely lazy

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Hello TGstation, my name is Thelolswat. A couple of months ago I asked for everything about your staticnames.... all in the name of pro wrestling. I am very pleased to announce that about 8 or so days ago I woke up and realized I actually had to do this. I have not completed everyone or finished set...

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Hello TGstation this is being discussed in the discord and I wanted to get the forums opinions on it because this actually is a pretty good idea imo and a lot of the people shown in discord thought so too https://tgstation13.download/dip/discordimageproxy.php/attachments/1156709073291575416/11687583...

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If a department isnt doing something that the station needs, they are usually handled via vigilante justice. Heads of staff get the same treatment and then probably a bwoink b/c rule 5. Why do we need additions/edits to policy for what is essentially an IC issue (unless it veers into rule 1 or 12 te...

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Kieth is one of the only people that ill always 100% believe with no concerns about ulterior motives he is just extremely based most of the time and even when he is wrong he is a simple honest hardworking terryan noob

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Happy birthday mr duckwisher

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Well kendrick here is your page 5, I hope you are satisfied

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being spoilered and optional to see, or otherwise short

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Why would someone want to roll this antag instead of heretic or traitor or changeling??

What’s stopping you from being outted immediately due to a random examination from a passerby or a department coworker?

Is there any upside to rolling this antag other than a time limit on yourself?

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I feel like you should only be banned in polcon related conversations if you’re being overtly malicious or talking about some crazy insane shit and then not caring when asked to stop and John didn’t really come close to either

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THEY GOT INTERN JOHN/CENTURION

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i've heard lrp players say that a "stun is a kill" because you're completely helpless and can get cuffed/killed easily so it's a big deal yet others will also argue that it's not a big deal and shovefights where you table someone or shovespam them into a wall is just goofin. genuine quest...

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MooCow12 wrote: ↑Tue Oct 10, 2023 12:23 am I mean hes not using the term in a bigoted way, unless giving ic information in ooc is what the lgbtq community stands for.

I would just consider it a personal attack like "bitch,shitter,retard,etc"

I think using a slur in a personal attack is using it in a bigoted way

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Title. This term is probably the one where it finally happens but what are your thoughts on this topic? Do YOU support nonhuman heads of staff? Why??

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Unsane wrote: ↑Sat Oct 07, 2023 3:46 pm Crazy that we have Banban Ohio Skibidi Toilet Rizz Gyatt Gooners Ishowmeat and other shit right now and none is being referenced at the title

what does rizz and gyatt have to do with ohio and GOONING?!?!??

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(please do not throw peanuts at tgstation administration)

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