/tg/Station 13

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Kant would have said that killing people is bad because if everybody killed people that would be bad, yaknow? There is no need to speculate as to what he "would have said" when he did speak on the subject, and that is not what he said. Kant exemplifies a pure retributivism about capital p...

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To be honest, I'm not even convinced that the death penalty is a worse punishment than life in prison, especially if you've done something REALLY bad and get sent to certain prisons. Ever seen a documentary on ADX Florence? That place is nightmare fuel. The guards themselves describe it as a "...

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nevermind

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Remember when blood brothers was about two antags with no gear or powers besides friendship? All this focus on converting the most powerful antag or security member into being your friend is incredibly soy. My first ever blood brother experience was my blood brother snitching on me for stealing a c...

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Rude. Good graphics though.

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1am station time. Lowpop graveyard shift. I'm walking away from the kitchen and decide to take a shortcut through maints to engineering. I nearly tripped over an assistant (it was so dark) and the guy asked me if I had any credits. I say "no" and he grabs my wrist and says something like ...

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Confession time.... Sometimes when I decide to suicide in a round, I tend to make it look like a murder scene. I'll strip myself, batter myself with a few objects whilst wearing some gloves, dispose of the gloves and climb into a locker in maints to bleed out after leaving a bloody/gory trail of car...

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You fight back by moving out of the way or shoving. Also i'm a bloody admin and I say you can ahelp. I don't believe there was ANY incident where it was fucking dismissed unless you can specifically point me to one. We never deal with them because we never even HEAR of them. Ok assuming that's true...

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If you're being shot at for trying to walk away from a implant then ahelp And what though? Most admins will just dismiss it and probably say why are you ahelping me over a mindshield? and almost certainly label it as an IC issue. People should have the right to fight back against silent security. N...

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Restricting information from the crew with the presumption that they will work harder if they don't know about the threats is *chefs kiss* peak role play, its exactly what a corporate jackass captain would do in this scenario. Tell security and try to sweep everything under the rug, forgoing the me...

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I'm just glad it's perfectly valid for any crew member to beat the living shit out of people spamming the L word. Especially someone like the person banned in the OP thinly veiling real life racial insults behind such in-game actions. That said, I hardly see this kind of behaviour on Manuel and we'r...

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Guess time will tell. I heard rumours the shooter also had trace explosive in his car and home? So (if true) that kind of negates the mental breakdown aspect, as it seems more premeditated rather than impulsive?

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The thing is, had it been any other politician, the shot likely would've succeeded especially since it missed Trump's skull by inches. Trump however is very theatrical when it comes to speeches and often moves about quite a bit in order to hammer his points home (this is just rhetoric 101), Trump h...

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Imagine trying to get a headshot on the one guy that doesn't need the facilities of his brain to function.

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Timonk wrote: ↑Thu Jul 04, 2024 12:14 pm Count Binface actually has based policies too

Literally offered to build a whole and singular house.

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Blacklist897 wrote: ↑Sat Jul 13, 2024 11:57 pm trump got shot at

Genuinely this will only empower the fucker. Antichrist bullshit.

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TGSTATION RAFFLE: WHEN?

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RedBaronFlyer wrote: ↑Sat Jul 13, 2024 8:13 pm Sorry Sir/Ma’am you have nuance in your views, and that is not permitted in the year of our Big Chungus 2024.

This man will physically fight another man to access a raffle. Not sure if that's what you meant.

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Nothing wrong with being a prude. Nothing wrong with being the opposite. But no point shaming people for having more or less barriers. you can make your argument for being able to sit in a corner and read your copy of catgirl orgy 7 without attacking the boundaries of other people. Wait it's up to p...

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My only ever round as acting Captain, I ordered the library to burned to ashes via plasma fire due to the smut contained within. Those were my orders and I'd do it again without a second thought.

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If you'll permit me a bit of a conspiracy for the rest of this post. The places where these hotels in which immigrants are housed seem to be predominantly in areas which are more likely to get riled up by the presence of immigrants. I think they were deliberately placed in order to get right-wing v...

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Just lock the reports behind a bunch of credits/research points/whatever - once unlocked it can then be auto-announced on command channel only rather than printed out. That way once the fact is known, command can act on it and it prevents the AI from immediately blurting it out at the round start.

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Itseasytosee2me wrote: ↑Fri Jul 12, 2024 7:34 pm All the “its a social experiment”/ “its all a simulation” excuses seem like a cop out, but i guess its the only thing you can conclude if you take things at face value.

Disregard the above. The system is perfect. Do not question it.

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They came for cargo techs, they’ll come for janitors eventually.

Didn't they tech the atmosian berets too?

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The system exists in a decreasing hierarchy of responsibility. Those chained to command roles are often the most subservient or sadistic or power-hungry or in very, very rare cases exemplary participants who show bravery and leadership. The whole chain of command filters down to those with the most...

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My own lore is the station is just a load of people wired up to some extensive VR simulation. Memories get erased continually, but due to glitches, like... er... The plot of Westworld, some people retain memories and become more robust and hold meta-grudges against other participants. NT isn't a pl...

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Yeah reduce station gimmicks by a fair amount please. And yeah increase special jobs.

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Starmer's promise to smash the gangs is a better solution to stopping the boats, as harsh a both of these things sound. It must be fucking horrible to be shuffled from place to place and trusting whatever is left of your money to some fucking stranger sending you and your family off in a boat with n...

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Labour is generally known now as centre-left. Expect a few years of 'why has nothing changed' by certain folk. Let's not forget we have a hugely weakened budget. Labour have been transparent of this now, saying 'basically there's no money'. But I genuinely think we're now on a better course, even if...

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nodder is a force of pure and utter chaos, who alternates between crazed ranting and making and monologueing about a fucking bond deathtrap when I was doing a bond traitor bit I must admit I laughed when I noticed it was Will Nodder who killed OP. The guy is both terrifying and hilarious at times.

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This is one of those games that I LOVE reading about but never have the patience to play. Same with Eve online (although I did used to play it).
Some of the stories are fucking hilarious.

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I don't really have any gimmicks, but my best ever blag on a different server was luring the Detective (my victim). I said I'd found a body, he said where... I said I know this sounds daft but it's actually in the morgue and no I'm not trolling. I think someone murdered someone there and covered it ...

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Fun fact: My University digs were actually on the grounds of a former mental hospital and was apparently haunted. I'm not joking. Also one of the faculty members was a MAJOR actor in Star Trek (The next generation). EDIT: Also very good luck to you. Have as much fun as you can, but don't forget your...

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For entirely selfish reasons, I want RIshi Sunak to win his own seat. If he loses he gets to go off to his 17th home in California or his 23rd home in Italy and enjoy the rest of his summer. No. I want to see him looking miserable on the opposition backbenches in the house of commons. Apologies to ...

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I am finally looking forward to seeing the Tories get thrashed after 14 years of utter bullshit, austerity and lies and 5 terrible Prime ministers. To any and all Britons who might be reading this, I have one request: Vote for literally anyone else other than the Tories, it's not enough that they g...

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I should add, the icing on the cake for me, would be Rishi Sunak losing his seat to Count Binface. If there is a god, please do this for me. I can die happy. https://i2-prod.hulldailymail.co.uk/incoming/article9385788.ece/ALTERNATES/s810/0_IMG_7884-2JPG.jpg (if nothing else, Sunak will still need to...

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To my fellow Brits, don't forget to go out and VOTE today. Don't just assume that someone is going to win and then not bother voting, get out and vote. Especially you young 'uns. This is your chance to get a better future (assuming you're not going to be voting for arseholes). I am finally looking f...

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Every day we stray further from god.

Seriously though what the fuck is wrong with people?

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ekaterina wrote: ↑Sat Jun 29, 2024 9:16 am
No trick. I see the left constantly claiming Trump's racist and I've seen no basis for it, it's like it fell from the sky, random slander. "Palestinian" isn't a race.

https://www.vox.com/2016/7/25/12270880/ ... sm-history

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there's just no way biden's gonna win. it's joeover. I find it fascinating how (some) Americans are more upset over an old man being old and slow with his words, who has spent his lifetime being a decent guy, yet they'll eagerly support the multiple felon, the man with blood on his hands after an a...

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Also regarding Nigel Farage of Reform. I put him in exactly the same camp as Trump. A dangerous Putin appeaser. As much as I dislike Sunak, he is absolutely correct in his statements. https://uk.news.yahoo.com/nigel-farage-putin-appeaser-says-192528497.html?guccounter=1 The Prime Minister said: “Wha...

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I think its sad that the American vote is between two old fucks who should've retired, and it sucks that there are only 2 parties driving division towards the other. Both parties are just ramping up and its pushing both sides to more radical stupid stuff like this culture war drivel. It's not much ...

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They also don't need someone who'll forget who he is in a week, Biden is NOT SOLID OR SANE, like it or no, he is deeply unwell which one can see simply from viewing his performance in that debate - Which makes him appear weak and feeble to the enemies of the US, the 2020s have so far proven disastr...

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I am convinced the Ukrainian people can still hold the line. Ukraine after TWO years are only now just getting the weapons and munitions they needed at the very start of the war. They needed these weapons two years ago. They've still yet to get F16s And yet look at what they've done already WITHOUT...

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I've said this before and I'll say it again: Building an unauthorized AI should be illegal under space law, not some OOC ruling. You CAN do it but don't be surprised when you get arrested for it and your AI buddy carded I second this. I've never experienced a single round that a secondary AI has ev...

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I am convinced the Ukrainian people can still hold the line. Yes, so am I. They've been given weapons such as ATTACMS, shadowstorms etc... None of this would have been allowed to happen under Trump. Nor would I have any faith in such a semi-secure belief if that human testicle gets back in power. T...

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EDIT: If that Orange fucking greaseball gets back in power, Europe is fucked because he won't support Ukraine, which will mean Putin will eventually win the war of attrition and no doubt bring fucking WW3. I think you're being extremely hyperbolic, Putin's struggling even in Ukraine, there's no way...

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a plutocratic criminal hell bent on undermining the countries founding principles to establish an autocracy The sheer insanity in some remarks made by people in this thread (including this one)... do you guys just live in bubbles where you are bombarded by insane propaganda until you actually belie...

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As an outsider, anyone who votes for Trump again needs their heads checking. I thought the UK was bad at the moment, but you Americans really know how to fuck your own shit up. That said if I had an option it'd be sleepy Joe - the guy who supports Ukraine, the guy who seems to care about the citizen...

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I think the only way this could work is if was an execution method like the guillotine, rather than a suicide thingie. I.e a rare novelty rather than every bored assistant being found hanged in dorms ever round. Make it an item in the execution chamber that can be dragged out by the Hos or whatever ...

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