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Why doesn't tokiko just be our ideas guy for everything instead

I'll see what I can do about making a special smoke but you'd have to make a special chem reaction just for the smoke spell PLUS make an all new book and everything since the current smoke book/spell is actually the wizard's so

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I have an elite team of mute koreans I play with that operate like a well oiled machine

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You wouldn't want to metagame would you weeyakk

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Coders usually don't blatantly share shit from the code. Unless it's bombcap exact values

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Being nice is a pretty large part of being a good admin when your server has a rule 0. Brotemis is probably the worst offender of setting himself up to be this badass no tolerance admin but falling so goddamn short and just being an angry mess like every other admin who does this. Like seriously, ot...

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There's a bunch of mini-polls if you look hard enough.

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Do you really have to ask?

Also while you're doing this you should get rid of basil or put NTcode on basil and get rid of artyom. There can only be one server 2 and basil is dedder than ded atm. Arty also needs /tg/'s database because mirroring bans is suffering.

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My sides.

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The fireproof ability is completely and utterly useless. It does not affect the amount of burn damage taken from any weapon. It simply adds fireproofing to an object that already is fireproof. It has nothing to do with fire or plasma or anything like that, it's meant to be a laser proofing on your ...

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Gonna make it more secure so it isn't grey tided through the maint wall

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I can totally get behind TTVs not fitting in backpacks and having inhand sprites if you want to remove the bombcap.

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Spoiler:

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This should be stickied.

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Wait is this a joke thread or something

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What are you asking here besides bridge access exactly, HoP has always been the head in charge of supply and service, not sure why you're fussing. If anything, miners report to science more than QMs. Do you want QM to be added to rev or something? Bridge access? Comms console? What would that serve?...

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John And On And On And On says, "nigger hos nigger hos nigger hos nigger hos nigger hos nigger hos nigger" John And On And On And On says, "quit trying so fucking hard to rp" John And On And On And On says, "fucking dumb nigger faggot" David Wherner asks, "Why are ...

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You would be banned for posting this on goon. Muh secrets.

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Stickymayhem wrote:You're not nice, but you're a good admin

What?

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I thought volker was a nazi wtf

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Byond account and character name: Paprka - Molly Dakota Banning admin: Neerti Ban reason and length: http://puu.sh/8PSkv.png Your side of the story: So I adminhelp after being permabrigged based on vague reasons (stabbing the warden with a pen 'while lings were about' (it was actually a retrovirus))...

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Thunder11 wrote:Molly is a trap.

Reverse trap? This is my fetish.[/quote]
I can't tell if you thinking Molly is a reverse trap makes him good at being a trap or bad

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When the fuck is that limited ammo soap nerf coming through already

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1) Stun+minibomb cap 2) Use pinpointers to find nuke disk 3) Odds are, you blew up the crew's only pinpointer with the captain who was too stupid to give it to the HoS, gg. dude YOU were the one to give the HoS the pinpointer instead of the captain what are you talking about This is literally why I...

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Why did your character get into the field they did? (Assuming they haven't held every job at some point) I hop around as Molly for the sake of keeping things fresh for my own gameplay experience rather than being restricted to any job in particular for muh roleplay as nobody really notices unless y...

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Lasers do burn damage you moron.

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Eugh, not a fan of that night vision one. That's why camera lights exist. Give that one the axe, honestly, not a thing AIs should have.

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Yeah but nobody wants to touch ninja code at all because holy fuck it's a big fat mess.

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Antag captains are just mutineed more often than not and if it was possible you'd see innocent captains being forced out of their position WAY more than you do now by security or otherwise because the -possibility- of them being a traitor is there. As it stands now, shit captains are shit captains a...

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Just increase the droprate so that there's mobs -in addition- to regular mining. That's basically all I did on NT.

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I'm surprised you didn't mention "flood minisat with plasma" since that's literally the most effective strategy against -anything- that isn't an atmos tech hardsuit.

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When you run out of an egun you're fucked until you recharge.

With the shotgun, you just load in a new, fairly inexpensive magazine. You decide. The limited ammo is a counter balance to the potentially unlimited ammo of e-guns but it works a lot better in the favor of nuke ops.

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>5x syndicate minibombs
>implying any traitor wouldn't buy that to bomb the station

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Or I could give him no TCs and instead every time he deals 100 damage on a crewmember he gets rewarded with a telecrystal killstreak like a minibomb or TACTICAL UAV or syndie attack doge corgi that will seek out and attack people who harm the OMA and also the final killstreak is summoning a meteor s...

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I had the idea a while ago but honestly it's less about sec borgs themselves and more about the players. It's like a lot of things on the station -- easily abused by novice players who interpret it wrong. A lot of people interpret it as KILLMURDERMEANMACHINE AI guard dog that stuns anyone who harms ...

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terbs is awesome shut up

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Being arrested isn't even half as bad as being swarmed by literally every greyshirt who tries to slip/loot you for having a katana. Even a fake one.

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This round was a classic combo of stupid Captain and stupid HoP. Some poor guy was pestering me all shift over PDA about how I should mutiny and demote you as a sec officer you caused him so much grief. The botanist in fact, and I highly suggest Anton look up the PDA logs to see what I'm talking abo...

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Lawset should be announced if the AI chooses said law. There should also be some stat tracking to watch what the most commonly chosen starter lawset is for future data gathering. Safeguard/asimov/corp/paladin are the only non insane round-breaking choices until people come up with some more that are...

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I never implied ninjas were admin only Neerti please read my posts.

Also what does your post have to do with my gamemode at all I literally never brought up anything you're saying in this discussion so if you'd like to rant about player butthurt do it somewhere else thanks.

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Now that's just taking the effort out of shit for the sake of taking effort out of shit.

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Naw .357 doesn't even stun like .38 so if you load it you lose your stun ability and can get dunked to shit by dat e-gun syndies have most of the time. Back on topic: Magic missile has never posed a big issue for me, but combined with disintegrate it's such a heavy fucking amount of bullshit it's no...

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>wanting ling to be traitors with super powers instead of uplink No, the option for teamwork has always been there and always should be, plus there is a large downside to teamwork as it can end in ling on ling backstabbing a lot of the time. Also, maybe when that greyshirt in a gas mask shows up mys...

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I put fucking turrets on the nuke op shuttle because I'm fucking sick of the retarded argument about that. If someone finds the nuke op shuttle and kills the 60 brute firing, var-edited 350 health turrets on the side of the nuke op shuttle on artyom they fucking deserve to board it, meat knowledge o...

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If this is turning into 'i ded pls make human' then don't turn yourself into a hulk you fucking idiot, it's completely optional. I'm more worried about our fucking poor reptile janitors who silicons take the piss out of every goddamn day because they're assholes. We should be protecting lizard rights.

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Some animes are kind of hard to get into because they don't set up in this GRIPPING way that a lot of other media might do. It's hard to look at 3 seasons of something and be like 'welp I'm totally going to just start watching'. Like it took me the LONGEST time to get into space bros, and also FMA b...

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hold left alt and click on the tile they're on instead. Also: One time I put a lit stun baton in maint and hid in a locker nearby, watched an assistant pick it up, and then popped out and used it as an excuse to search him. He had a chameleon projector! The only innocent crewmember is a dead crewmem...

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