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DemonFiren wrote:

Poly is either divine in his timing or just spamming random bullshit on the radio the entire shift

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(F) the revenant (258) Revenant Transmit: "theyre fucking dead I will rape you" to (F) Nicolas Jerome

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I feel like this is an obvious meme post, but I'll respond anyways

Having rule 0 be anything but at admin discretion completely removes the reason have rule 0 in the first place - also player polls suck dick and we all know it

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Was not aware of the demotion - the fact that happened at all is very surprising to me, so I think that speaks for itself. Seems like a good admin from my experience

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I accidentally said in ooc ">tfw you see the cult airlock but get cucked anyways" before the shuttle arrived

Granted narsie had risen by then, but

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peoplearestrange wrote:Sticked thread because needs saving + holy shit I cannot stop laughing at this.

it's about time it got stickied smh fam tbh jfc

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geilebeer wrote:close the security lockers after taking shit out of them you savages, truely gamechanging

Alt clicking saves fucking lives

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>But regardless BGO you seem just obsessed with turning this into a problem with me, which it 100% isn't. I had zero involvement with this, I was just the guy who saw it happen. Stop trying to rope me into being "THE BAD GUY" You're creating an admin complaint thread and being surprised w...

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EDIT: I've reconsidered and decided that it's probably not the best idea to chime in with all of my thoughts, but there's one thing I can't let slide. I, unlike you however, realize that it's much easier to have a fun round where you throw """RP""" out the window and in...

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let it be just like how nature documentary crews do not help the animal being viciously dragged underwater by a crocodile, so you also must not interfere with shenanigans posted itt I wasn't asking from a "am admin iban he" perspective, i was just fucking confused and didn't know if I mis...

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hold on, you killed the mime because he was being a shit? I'm not sure I'm following how you went from "dunk the mime down disposals" to "eye stabbing"

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Yeah fuckin boi

I still have my antag token from the last one, actually

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Kjolstet wrote:and to a certain extent when people dont use the multitool in atmos to break open the fire axe cabinet and they try to fucking break it with a wrench

I've never actually played atmos tech so huh, holy shit, you open that with a multitool, NEATO

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maybe not that cool but it was a lot of fun for me, the very first round I played I was in a similar situation (pirate breaking into vault with a crew of greys, etc.)

made me feel warm and fuzzy

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/pol/ is a garbage board for underage retards but why do you have to bring a good board like /d/ into this? t. Salty Killary supporter /d/ is also a good board. It has nothing to do with the US election. /pol/ is full of edgy kids that proceed to infest other boards (and every other part of the int...

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Why is it that alot of the time (especially around ''european'' hours) zero admins are on for hours? This was a problem way back in the past and still is, how has the administrationteam not fixed that. The pop during these hours is lower than the peak hours but still hits around 30-40 people on bot...

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fuck myself

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the problem as I see it is a. the language trap mentioned and b. sec's response to minor crimes I've been baffled at the sentences sec players hand out to assistants doing little more than carrying a stunprod and jabbing folks with a (regular) pen - I think people end up thinking they need to commit...

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So I guess I'm a trialmin now? This shit has happened really fast, the other week i was shitposting as a detective and now I'm shitposting as an admin I'm still not sure if I'm excited or worried, to be honest, but I figure if i just do my best to do what I was doing as a player and keep that mental...

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I mean, if the shoe fits... I seriously don't get this I don't say "man 4chan is all just like /b/" or something, what's the issue with using digg on the smaller communities - if I go to r/ss13 people are talking about the game independent of server specifics but it's cool to hate shit so...

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If only there was a log of all bans placed by ckey and admin so we could consult the data rather than people's speculation bans are not directly equal to admin prescence. it's all well and good for saeg to show up and ban a few people based on admin helps and logs, but constant active admin presenc...

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I mean, if the shoe fits... I seriously don't get this I don't say "man 4chan is all just like /b/" or something, what's the issue with using digg on the smaller communities - if I go to r/ss13 people are talking about the game independent of server specifics but it's cool to hate shit so...

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Bad memes technically I've done a meme singular so far EDIT: I like to check on this thread, so I'll keep my fuck ups here to remind myself of what I need to improve on. Banned reondin after seeing a watchlist message for poor behaviour, when I assumed the watchlist and notes meant they had been wa...

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danno wrote:
Timbrewolf wrote:
Qbopper wrote:
Just when you thought OP was the biggest dumbass in this thread, there's this

Thanks, faggit
^ this.
Upvote for you, fine gentleman sir.

DAE LEDDIT BAD XDDDDDDDD

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I mean I HOPE people recognize that I try to be a good sec player

i only beat one person to death so far

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Weepo wrote:Butchering a frog can yeild vocal cords that make you REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

this can't be true

EDIT: it was not true, lynch

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deitus said rude things to me when he was an AI and then I got caught in a disposals loop one of his borgs made

it was VERY LOUD IN THERE

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Weepo wrote:
firecage wrote:
Nobody likes you, faggot.

don't cut yourself there

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does anon ever contribute tbh i say we ban him

heck let's just ban anyone with purple names too

let's just shut off the forums

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MimicFaux wrote:So this one time, as a clown, I slipped the captain and THEN pied him in the face. Haha, so great.
Back on topic.

A clown tried to slip me when I was an officer once so I grabbed his PDA and beat him to fucking death because he's a clown

Spoiler:

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PKPenguin321 wrote:
Qbopper wrote:
Self quote from digg hmm

Nah but it's true though

self quotes don't change the truth

EDIT: fuck myself

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I might take DemonFiren seriously, since he is my waifu. D&B, I don't take you seriously though, at all. You are pretty much like Paprika was before they become decent, or like Startoad was. Heck, or even like Punnches was in OOC. Your permaban has been scheduled for February 29th, have a secur...

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If you're a dirty grey-tide and don't want the cops to get mad at you for having igloves, ram them in the laundry with a crayon. They'll keep their insulating properties but change sprites to whatever color crayon. I was about to say "how fucking trash do you have to be to get mad for someone ...

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Deitus wrote:frog

this was the round cobble was teaching me badmin tactics

surprisingly wasn't me that caused this

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>meta >some chucklefuck is bleeding out in front of medbay >pull him in, bandage, sleeper, etc. >suddenly esword unsheaths >some other chucklefuck is smacking me with it >start to limp off >I'm going to fucking die here because I helped someone >realize >I ate a floor banada and kept the peel >this ...

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More embarrassing than anything else, but... >sec officer >not very robust, but trying to play more of the role >rad warning that I miss (audio didn't play for some reason?) >apprehend some murderer in robotics with only one bystander accidentally tazed >feel pretty good about myself, dragging him t...

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Kor wrote:snip

Goddamn this is amazing

Shoutout to shaps for using percy/kor's gf for drawing this shit, I'm getting this printed

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Floorbot states, "WHO REQRI FLOR"
Floorbot states, "WHO NED FLOR"
Floorbot states, "I CAN FLOR HE"

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>haven't been on in a while, figure I'll play a round or two >assistant >fuck around for a bit, decide to steal a sec headset so I can find out what's going on around the station >IED a locker, grab headset >fuck around some more, still not much going on >see a lizard breaking into arrivals, I guess...

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Anonmare wrote:Pray whenever you're both on Bagil and I'll give him brain damage tbh

will do

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What are some good tips beyond the obvious "secure the disk/don't die" for being Captain? I have a good time but I'm not very good at it.

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not naming any names but I gotta say that I think that if you're clicking literally every wall tile, opening every locker and searching every person you see...

I mean I understand wanting to do something during the round but that's just a little ridiculous

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I'm kinda disappointed more people didn't laugh at this tbh

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these threads would be more useful if you actually did some diagnosis to rule out you having a shit network ping graphs, traceroutes any literal hard evidence that would rule out network lag from anywhere but the server. I know this is an old post but if anyone still feels this way, log in and ask ...

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I've finally been able to put into words what bothers me about RP policy. I don't really care that much in the end about RPing persistent character relationships. What I care about is RPing in-game events . Giving people the benefit of the doubt. Using jobs and the interactions between jobs to thei...

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>latejoin CMO on meta >medbay was bombed but drones are neat and fixed it up so we can breathe >only functional shit is cloning, everything else is either gone or broken >don't even have sleepers >relatively quiet, call shuttle once tesloose >see a sick guy in the halls >scan >stage 4 brainrot >fuck...

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DemonFiren wrote:Qbopper already claimed The Culling.

Azari, should you find him, please shank him for me.

uh

shit

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>tfw you have to stop doing wiki memes because being busy irl and you still get 4th place

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