/tg/Station 13

InsaneHyena

Non-ironically security officer. >Starts with stun weapons >Can't be an antagonist, so can get away with anything >High amount of department loyalty >AI is Alfred to your Batman >In conversion modes, can easily snowball from Polizei to fullblown Wehrmacht, if HoS halfway competent and tries to recru...

InsaneHyena

>Take a break from SS13 >Come back. You are a mime! You are a changeling! >Gotta steal the nuclear core, gotta kill the CMO, gotta steal CE's identity >Sounds easy enough >Immediately turns out that I forgot the hotkey for switching hands >Buy your average set - EMP scream, armblade, cryosting, adre...

InsaneHyena

It requires cloning, which is dumb.

InsaneHyena

But that would make impersonating people way too easy. It should require the victim of identity theft to be already incapacitated to be fair.

InsaneHyena

Just cut off their face.

InsaneHyena

It's so dumb that the only way to steal an identity is through genetics, because in Hollywood plastic surgery being magic is an ancient trope. I mean, yeah, we can change faces in the game, but only to generic crew members, I'm talking about full on identity theft. Like in that movie, face off. [you...

InsaneHyena

vox traders

We bay now? Tajarans when?

InsaneHyena

If you gonna suck, suck all the way!

InsaneHyena

What's the catch? Are security on this ruin starship troopers with autorifles?

InsaneHyena

I've found out that there is literally nothing better than harmbatoning an imperfect person.

InsaneHyena

Martial Arts Scroll - I personally dislike this item since its a hard counter to any ranged attack, could be kept in but I think it toes the line between useful and murderboning aid tool

>Security can't tase it, so it's bad
Classic Steelpoint

InsaneHyena

I have literally never died in gulag. Getting 1000 points worth of ore without a mining scanner is ass, though.

InsaneHyena

Coalition with DUP is a gift that keeps on giving. Election literally couldn't have gone better.

InsaneHyena

Should stop acting like a tumblr drama queen.

InsaneHyena

http://www.cnbc.com/2017/06/12/nigel-fa ... ports.html

Say it with me - Lord Farage.

InsaneHyena

If Sweaterkittens thinks that Pax will make for a shit admin, he must be given headmin immediately.

InsaneHyena

DemonFiren is just being an eternal Hans again.

>There's no WAY you can beat EU.
>We will fuck you one way or another!
>DEUTSCHLAND UBER ALLES

InsaneHyena

Allow it. EMERGENT GAMEPLAY

InsaneHyena

Jesus Christ, I've thought people exaggerate here, but it turns out - no, actually, people attack security with fireaxes when it's extended. It's like a rev, but worse, because you can't even trust the implanted ones.

InsaneHyena

After you.

InsaneHyena

>Be a thin skeleton for my entire life
>More than twenty years of looking like a death camp survivor
>Suddenly start growing a gut

Jesus, I need to start working out again. Or at least move around a little more.

InsaneHyena

It's based on a slavic history book, not on your pornographic drawings.

InsaneHyena

(fifth)

>Detective dead last
This is a fake chart

InsaneHyena

https://github.com/tgstation/tgstation/pull/28041

It's done.

InsaneHyena

Clock cult can be improved by removing it entirely.

InsaneHyena

>Be changeling
>Die
>This is somehow a huge problem

InsaneHyena

>"I'm an IAA hired by NT and you MUST release me"
>Oh sure
>Shutter crushed him while I asked him to count

>Not releasing him into space

InsaneHyena

This sounds like a great idea, how about we do that instead of your snowflake bullshit that exists purely to go on station and either validhunt, or be prisoner 2.0?

InsaneHyena

>Doom reference would be hamfisted
>So I made it into a tacticool marine, so I could force more ballistic bullhsit into the game
>Also, I (((accidentally))) made my snowflake personal job overpowered as fuck
Every time I think I couldn't hate your PRs more, you prove me wrong

InsaneHyena

Revert this shit as soon as possible.

InsaneHyena

No. RD's console exists. Use it.

InsaneHyena

Hallelujah. Remember how I complained about half the party being infected with AIDS? We're finally cured. Took Greater Restoration to do it.

InsaneHyena

CosmicScientist wrote:

Do you remember what happened to indians and why, by any chance?

InsaneHyena

Agreed.

InsaneHyena

Goofball already stated that he will lock it to dwarves - a good decision.

InsaneHyena

>Bernie
>Electable candidate
Don't make me laugh. Didn't you see how he got utterly BTFO by Ted Cruz on the Obamacare?

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InsaneHyena

I don't hate the job, I hate the players.

InsaneHyena

taking some away from traitor

Heresy. Clock cult should bear this burden.

InsaneHyena

>Be miner returning to the station >Shuttle takes fifteen minutes to leave the dock. >While I'm flying, remember how it used to leave instantly >It spaced miners all the time - that was fucking fun. Now it's all hugbox. >Hey, maybe I should make a PR reverting it? >Bring back the good old times. Dea...

InsaneHyena

Maybe we should remove clock cult

Do it. Do it now.

InsaneHyena

>Be security
>Get shot
Speedmerge the new PR please.

InsaneHyena

If you're gonna try to make sec work with you as an antagonist traitor or IAA, have some decency and try to make a deal BEFORE you get caught.

>Sec, I'm a traitor. Let's make a dea-
>:s CAUGHT TRAITOR IN BRIG *CRACK* *WHOOSH* *WHOOSH* *WHOOSH*

InsaneHyena

You can survivy singularity for quite some time - probably until you can evacuate on the shuttle. Nuke will kill everyone quickly. Makes sense.

InsaneHyena

Taser is pretty shit on bay not only against antags, but against pretty much everyone. I once defeated two security officers, naked and without a weapon.

InsaneHyena

Hear me out. What if instead of mining minerals, you could also grow plants? You could then shove those plants into the redeeming machine and get points - you get a safe (though probably not very quick) way of getting yourself out, while station gets tasty potatoes.

InsaneHyena

>Have tasers
>Have stun batons
>Have flashbangs
>Can get away with literally anything, because crew knows you're not an antag
>Guys, we need to buff sec further

InsaneHyena

When will remoaners finally accept the results?

InsaneHyena

>May starts sinking in the polls, five point in a week
Eternal anglo strikes again!

InsaneHyena

>I was bwoinked for killing people in the conversion rounds! Tell them to fuck off. If you are banned or given a note, start an admin complaint and laugh. Also, despite how much I love cult - and I love it so much, I fuck it, I always found deconversions in it annoying. Something must be done about ...

InsaneHyena

Cult is fine, perfect, even. Stop hating on it.

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