/tg/Station 13

TheColdTurtle

Is this a new kind of shitposting?

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Stop saying official, you are not sponsored by bethesda

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How do they know the one in four states if only a small percentage of that reports the rape?

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bandit wrote:>imblying

You act like he personally sent them in, when he just confirmed the action. Obama did refuse the mission but right when he left office the army asked trump. So if they listened to Obama then none of that would have happened. Besides Obama approved worse things than that.

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WTF I'M #WITHHER NOW???

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Perma Appearanced ban for toeing the line, as saeg said above.

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A pop split won't be all bad tbh, the servers get annoying when there are 30 assistants. And I don't get to play with DemonFiren anymore so that is another big plus

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>tfw did not get into beta

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Don't forget that she says that a genocidal cloud of death is a ok. And that who cares about mutants lol, and who cares that most who get turned inhuman become horrifying monsters. Or the fact that a murder in prison can become one and have the ability to destroy the planet instantly lol.

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The shed hungers

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Pls no delet

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Properly space your text and images please.

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Bad memes

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>shilling your dead serb
Fun meme.
Protip: don't mention opposition while shilling for your own thing.

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I'm so excited

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Loved the animation for kiras bites the dust. Pretty good. Surprisingly not a lot of QUALITY, guess that explains the surface and red hot chili peppers part 1

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Chainsaw chops the leg off right away

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Poop when

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But you don't play the game :^)

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>not wanting to play Nintendkino on a plane
Wow what a nerd

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Oh fuck I broke my own inb4

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Last round on bagil even the HOS and captain were shitters. This is more of a player problem.

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Yep, in the modern news age real and true stuff is not important, it is all about speed.

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That pic gives me an idea, why don't we have something were a lizard spins and whacks someone with their tail like a xeno does, but at a lesser scale. Then people have a reason to remove lizard tails.

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>AI just locks down everyone
Good gamemode

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There is also the fact cosmic that some admins do not allow metagaming, as in not giving people a harsher sentence because they do x every round. Also

>inb4 this turns into another ban request thread

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funny joke

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>current basil
>good rp
Ha...

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kevinz000 wrote:
PKPenguin321 wrote:Isn't this just cortical borer

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Forceful, cells are not used simply because it is so easy to break people out in many stations. You got metabuddies rushing to the brig to bust out their friend or drag them away when they get arrested. But like cmspano says, I, and probably most sec officers WANT to be fair and neutral. But from wh...

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Law 2 surpasses law 3 by the way, so you had to open the door for him even if you felt unsafe

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What ever happened to the objective that made you have to protect an innocent guy? I remember I had that once but my target suicided roundstart. Fuck you pillz

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Assistant cap does not matter, they will just go engineer and spawn with hacking tools. Like this one engi who gives a greyshirt a full toolset and just greytide the rest of the round

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Punishing sec officers is a waste of time, since almost every officer does it, and if you demote one he will just greytide the rest of the round

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>high ground

Spoiler:

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But does the t 1000 have no slips? It will get annoyed eventually if you had one mile of banana peels.

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This just in- saeg is abrasive but right. In other news goofball can be autistic at times.

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That sounds like pure fucking cancer

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This seems like a pretty neat idea, just how exactly would it be mapped? Edit: I mean how would you make every job a prisoner, and what jobs would not be prisoners? There would have to be some jobs like Chef and medical around

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I went to that airport many times, nice place. What was the motivation? Was he just some coked up guy or whar?

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I think that a captain buying a shit shuttle should be punished IC, but removing the shuttles is a bit too far.

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Chicago is a bad place to live in, and in other news liveleak is still popular for videos youtube shuts down due to gore

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Sec is way too kill happy. So last night it was a Ling round, and gene ball made a FUCKING MEME VIRUS AGAIN GENE I SWEAR TO GOD, and disguised as mekhi and sprayed me with a virus ascan mekhi. So naturally I say over sec comms get mekhi right? Then I go to medbay and eventually fall into critical, a...

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Not according to the people here wyzack, they will do anything for muh greentext.

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Russia is an easy target for Americans to hate, with the cold war and whatever. Besides it's not like we can just bomb them right ha ha

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FIRST HA GOTEM

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The best way to avoid all of this hassle is to just ahelp that he is being a shitter so you can find out if you can space him or not. But an issue like this needs to be discussed, since the answers from different admins may vary.

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When exactly did he ahelp? As in what happened before the ahelp. Was it before spacing, after, or during.

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Yeah but if you do, then a help it

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