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Alzam

I think it should be taken on a case by case basis, really. Also, more people need to know that admins are willing to de-antag people who end up having to leave or whatever, including admins themselves. I've only ever gotten de-antag'd twice in the few years I've been playing. Usually even if there ...

Alzam

Zeke Matthews says, "The KKK will love my virus that turns people white"

Alzam

>start round as clown >I'm bored so I decide to see how long it takes for me to get valided so I name myself STEAL JETPACK ESCAPE >borg brings me a jetpack out of the blue >well damn >I tell the borg that I'm the highest ranking member of the crew and I demand to be let into the captain's quarters >...

Alzam

Chemists who refuse to give mutagen to botany. This happens way too often.

Alzam

Kaiji owns and it's a shame that we're like 3 years behind on scans rip.

All of Fukumoto's works rule, pretty much everyone needs to read Legend of the Strongest Man Kurosawa at least once.

Alzam

SAO being shit makes alot more sense when you realize the author was like 15 when he made the book.

Also it was a poor man's .hack.

bring back .hack, y'all.

Alzam

All the JoJos own besides Johnathan and Jotaro, imho (in my humble opinion)

Alzam

Jotaro is boring and quite frankly, I dislike him.

Alzam

People who murderbone on low pop rounds but don't have the decency to call the shuttle afterwards. I don't give a shit if you murder all 4 of your fellow crewmen but postponing the round fnr afterwards is lame as hell. People who metagrudge. Getting shoved or stunned by someone only because they wan...

Alzam

I actually want them to hurry the fuck up with part 3. I want to see part 4 animated so fucking badly augh.

Alzam

It'd be cool if chemistry could make hair dye (or maybe have a kit spawn in the theater?) Or hell, even make it a traitor item. It'd make disguises more viable, especially if the person you're disguising as has a distinct hair color that would ruin your plans. Not sure if this would be hard to code ...

Alzam

RIP.

Alzam

Johnny English whispers, "I panicked. I wasn't even supposed to kill anyone in this mission."

Did you panic because you were within five feet of a girl? I was standing alone in the chem lab curing brainrot >:(

Alzam

My answer depends on who I'd get the most brownie points from.

Alzam

Steelpoint wrote: Was this on Boxstation(Sybil) or Metastation(Artyom), either way the blob spawns should not be placed next to fuel tanks by default. If so I'll move them.

It was Metatstation.

Alzam

>be a ghost watching some hot as hell man on man erp in the captains office for like 10mins >suddenly find my camera ripped from the titillating display and into tool storage, an explosion goes off and I have no idea what happened >say "what" in ghost chat and notice my name is now Blob Ov...

Alzam

Erik Highlands shudders, hiding his nudity between his legs with a hand and hugging himself with the other.

Alzam

Engineers who take the hardsuits before the emitters are even on and just leave Engineers who aren't planning on doing solars/a space project yet still leave engineering with the suit in general Engineers who pick engineer literally only to play assistant with free gloves and toolbelt Engineers who ...

Alzam

>be clown >bored as hell, ask for objectives but retaining non antag status >Honkmother responds! >Get objectives >Honk the whole station, cause as little harm as possible, become a lobster slathered with different seasonings by any means possible >ask HoP for tcomms access, he (smartly) says no >as...

Alzam

OOC: BigJamminJim: Hello I am Victor Ricardo Cruz, 28 year old veteran Spaceman player. I am erotically attracted to 2D Spacemans ever since I first laid my eyes on the Singularity. I've always wanted to be vored by that hulking goddess of a black hole. I've never had sex in my life but I am studyin...

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"Friendly" wizards. Crewmembers who defend any wizard period, unless its part of some admin gimmick or mixed roundtype People who crowd the blob and set their intent off friendly so it makes moving around fucking impossible AIs who bolt EVA/Tcomms FNR and demand two head approvals even if ...

Alzam

I'm not quite sure why people think the ending makes no sense Even after Red got admin rights to the entire city, she couldn't bring the actual people back, so what's the point? From the get-go Red only cared about getting her boyfriend back and Royce reveals that entering the Transistor is a one wa...

Alzam

If your running around with armour, that implies you may have gained access to other restricted items such as stun weaponry or worse. It's not unfair to harshly judge Security for detaining, searching and removing the offending items. I will say time and time again in cases where the suspect is sus...

Alzam

I expect sec to not confiscate shit like sunglasses and toolbelts from people when arrested for a completely unrelated crime. I was brigged once for fighting with the clown and was arrested (along with the clown, which is fine) but was not fine was losing my gloves, belt, and sunglasses, all obtaine...

Alzam

I was the assistant in the second scenario. I was arrested originally for being in EVA (the first room, which I had just let the Warden into) I was then kidnapped and it took a while for me to get back, anyways that's not relevant. I come back, my wirecutters and multitool on the table and Matt stan...

Alzam

This has probably been pitched and shut down on the old forums before and I know there's a feature freeze at the moment but just incase, I'd like the addition of Mobile MMIs, they're the ultimate "repair shit while watching a movie or doing something else" job and unlike a borg you don't g...

Alzam

>be scientist traitor >decide to be a gigantic fucking asshole >teleport guns from armory, make 3 turrets in the telescience room >get everything set up just right >console is gone mysteriously when I finish the turrets >assume the wormholes somehow stole it even though I thought wormholes couldn't ...

Alzam

Medbay is now obsolete. Longlive Med-Sci.

Now if people would only turn on their goddamn suit sensors..

Alzam

At the very least it should make the participating parties valid. If reading WGW over the radio makes it A-OK to get a toolbox to the head, why shouldn't this? I'm not sure when ERPers got admin protection (or if they truly do, I'm mostly going off what people have said in ghost chat/ooc the past co...

Alzam

Make the bananium shuttle random or something, I really hope the solution to this "problem" isn't to fuck with t-science algorithms more. Or leave it alone, despite this guide being posted I don't see many people using telescience to make the honk very often.

Alzam

I don't give a shit about getting my valids on against any antag unless they're actively harming me.

Unless it's a wizard. I will do everything in my power to kill a Wizard regardless of my job or what I was doing before they get called out on comms. ESPECIALLY if they're friendly.

Alzam

I'd rather see people actually using the telescience lab rather than it be barren for 90% of the rounds. ~muh secrets~ be damned.

Alzam

I took a good 8 month or so break from spaceman, and I've noticed in my time back that engineering has gone to shit pretty badly. Back at least up until a year ago, the engine would pretty much always be set up, and someone wires solars. Sure you'd be hard pressed to get engineers to actually repair...

Alzam

Just to weigh in a bit (I was the one who accused you of cryostinging me) you were dragging a cuffed guy behind you at arrivals, stopped for a second (which was probably due to lag) and then suddenly I was getting cold as fuck and had to rush to a coffee vendor. I'm not usually cryostung, so since y...

Alzam

I play using the numpad.

Alzam

I was one of the cultists involved. That's not entirely what happened, but close. Basically two of the cultists were scientists, and their coworker was our target. I wander over there and am let in via maint. We cant' find the scientist when suddenly Gary pulls out a cult blade, tries to break into ...

Alzam

When they were made trialmin around a year ago they were way too button happy and while well meaning kind of dragged rounds down. They're much better about it now which shows that they actually seem to care about doing a great job which is a good sign. Also they're a good sport about things In game ...

Alzam

I think that there should be some way to choose a new prophet even if they're alive, but make it prohibitively expensive or having it freeze power gain for a bit or something, mostly to give a way to combat griefing shitlers when no admins are on. It'd suck to have a round ruined because your prophe...

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