/tg/Station 13

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Best tater chip: Tim's brand. Local brand, and I'm spoiled by it.

Best sweets: Muddy Buddy chex mix.

Best all around: Oberto's Traditional Beef Jerky. It's like chewing delicious leather, and I love that in jerky. Fuck this "moist" and "Tender" shit.

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Whatever floats your boat man. And seriously, he did label it as NSFW, you should have all been prepared for the worst at that label, come on now.

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This is worse than the parasting complaints from back in the day. Yes, the death chem combo can be insanely over powered. So is an E-Sword out of no where, a stun arm + Fire extinguisher combo, or all the other Emagged borg equipment. And don't forget everyone has an epi-pen in their starting back p...

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Dragging this over from another thread from ages past Just throwing out a bunch of random hostile mob implant ideas. Give them a random drop on each respective mob, so keep miners from coming back as super implanted horrors, but still leave the possibility. Goliath Sinew: Lets user throw out a singl...

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Bring back Super and Hyper KA, give them increased upgrade space. I can my x6 damage mod "Fuck you megafauna" gun!

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Being able to attack while invisible is a fucking blight, and is a shitty throwback to the age of Cloaker+E-sword murderboning. It is fun for one person, the asshole running around butchering everyone with impunity, and no one else. There is no counter to this as well. Even Cloaker+E-sword could be ...

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All traps should have a little hint that "Hey, this MIGHT be a bad idea" like Pride's Mirror having the little "Pride Cometh Before...." examine text. Also, if you are going to have the Cult Ruin be a trap, you need to make the reward for getting OUT of said trap something worth ...

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Give it a stunbaton.

Standard module lost it's stunbaton, so it'd be the only module with a non-lethal harm preventer stock. Be really useful in keeping peace if you can still smack harmful folks in the face with a stunbaton.

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Mining Jumpboots should allow you to jump and ignore all turf effects. As it stands, it's 2500 for a quick 3 forward dash that can be useful in a fight, but really, as a mining item, I'd expect them to actually help with mining and let you hop over narrow chasms and lava. Can't tell you how many tim...

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I fully approve of making Possessed blades have a CHOICE in who wields them. All to often, I'll return with one in my hand, and some random assistant will run by, push me over, and steal my companion. Maybe give them a "power" level as well, where the more blood they spill (Or corpses they...

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Past the drafting age so suck it, lizard lips.

This glorious mane will be with me until my demise, because baldness has never ran in either side of my family.

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You want some locks? I haven't had a haircut in over 14 years.

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Sounds like a fitting end for everyone complaining about the lethality of the server.

Although I hate chasms insta killing you. Lavaland 2 map when?

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May as well make it that you are totally immune to everything while holding a box of hug. Once you put it down, you explode in a shower of butterflies.

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A stamina damage item, outside of boxing gloves, would be pretty nice, actually. And the sling over your shoulder could be useful. Move slower, but people can't grab them from you without pushing you down.

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An old picture of Burning Man. An oddity, he only has the X-Ray mutation.

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First, we need more implants for all parts of the body, and upgraded augment parts. Let people go full MEC from X-Com. Second, make the implants you are mentioning MUCH easier to make. Just glass and metal for things like nutrient pumps, toolset arms, simple eye implants. Make it so you can potentia...

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Can we please get a lavaland 2 map? There is supposed to be something beneath chasms that you fall into, instead of disappearing into the void.

Make it super lethal, but have awesome rewards, making a drop into the chasm the ultimate test of skill for miners.

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I actually like the idea of a syndicate hacker sitting somewhere tucked away and vigorously hacking the station. Maybe allow them to move along the power lines like things crawling in vents, and able to access anything in a room once they hack the APC. Takes time to get up and running, but if a hack...

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A few more ideas for the less picked ones: Smoke > Hippie Cloud: Releases a cloud of mind breaker toxin Blind > Seizure: Instead of just going blind, the target has a brief seizure Force Wall > Wall of Flames: Passable wall, but hits the target with the same flame stacks as running over lava, making...

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If it's just a "Slip X people to unlock Y" system it'd be shit. You'd have endless amounts of shit clowns just mass slipping people. If you want a reward system for clowns pranking, you need to find a way to make the quality of the prank come from the person who suffered it, or watched it ...

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Clowns need a one shot use of the HONKblaster. Using it causes them to go mute for a long time, deals massive stamina damage to the clown, and is again a one shot ability.

The ultimate HONK

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Walking into someone with Help Intent on, while you have Help Intent on, doesn't displace you, it lets you be on the same tile without someone laying on the floor. This way, you don't have groups of people trying to help each other bumbling about and shoving everyone around, instead you just pass th...

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I like to believe that Lavaland is one of the moons that orbits the gas giant that SS13 orbits for plasma study. Asteroid was a chunk of Lavaland was was expelled by the moon, and was eventually depleted. Without an easy source of solid plasma to mine and use, operations were moved to the moon proper.

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Currently saving up some cash to get a commission done by Kor's girlfriend. Miners post Ash Drake fight, patching each other up before claiming their prize.

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Lightning Bolt + Blink: Shocking Stride. Like blink, but instead of making smoke on exit, it causes a lightning bolt to arc from where you were to where you are, shocking anyone caught between in. Slightly longer cooldown, and no smoke to help cover your escape. An offensive blink. Charge + Knock: O...

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It'd give the captain yet another thing to be hyper paranoid about. I like the idea of getting an override system for the station nuke. You need the disc, and say, five minutes to override the safety features and have it go boom. Plenty of time for the crew to try and stop you, but if you are compet...

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The more gimmicks the wizard has, the more entertaining it is for everyone involved. I remember when the Number One load out was MM+Jaunt+Teleport+EINATH. It was the most boring of play styles, because all that happens is "Wizard jaunts in, MMs, Ei-naths one person, and teleports away. That was...

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Add Cybernetic enhancements on the same line as Reviver, CNS booster, etc for this. Still require a large amount of research and materials to achieve, and provide minor boosts all around for the effort to make them. Add in EMP weakness to compensate for it, but if you have gotten the research needed...

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Honestly, the Colossus is over powered for the reward it can give. Some of the possible activation results are pretty good, but they really don't make up for the difficulty in fighting the Colossus. Give some item loot for miners to pick up. Even if it's just Tendril grade loot, it'd be nice to get ...

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Remove Chasm Insta Kill.

Replace with: Massive brute damage from impact, enough to kill a badly wounded character, but a healthy one will just be brutally injured. Teleport to Labyrinth map under Hellscape. Find your way out through a living tendril. Hyper aggressive mob Minotaur patrols it.

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Immo Late the Miner

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Sows-and-Reaps the Botanist

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Burning Man the Geneticist

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Also, those numbers are skewed taking into account late night games, where there simply isn't enough population for the Team Antag game modes.

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Normal Acorn is just that, a normal acorn. The mutated version is a Nutsack tree, and each fruit is a small container item, full of normal acorns. The sack reads "Often found in shacks."

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Acorn Tree. Provides acorns, which can be ground down to make "Acorn Flour" used as normal flour, maybe a different nutriment bonus. Can be carved into acorn cups with a knife, holds 5 units of a fluid and is edible is clicked while empty. Also doesn't spill because you put the crown back ...

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A simple, small, quality of life improvement for those of us who actually listen to all the bitching and activate our suit sensors: If you die with active suit sensors, the Crew Monitoring Console makes a little alert notification, same with the hand held one. This will vastly improve the use of hav...

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CIVILLIAN Chef is only one able to sharpen items Botanist slowly heal brain damage when exposed to space drugs Bartender keeps throw without spilling, and heals stamina damage from booze Mime is fine Clown heals 5 of all damage if someone laugh emotes within 5 squares of them Janitor deal an extra ...

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1: Bring back basic abandoned crates. Tendril crates are nice, but nothing feels quite as nice as getting a lucky crate and running off with a new sonic jackhammer, after having found a hundred and one corgi suits, party crates, and ghetto surgery sets. 2: Some way to deal with the lava. Either an e...

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Backpack charger. Slows you down, but links into your weapon to provide massive amounts of energy.

I like this idea.

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Hey TechnoAlchemist, you ever been to Shady Asylum down on playa? Also, STALKER is great. A fine piece of survival horror, where everything is horrifying, no matter how "powerful" you are. I've been taking heavily from it in my PnP games. Anomalies are wonderful puzzles, with great rewards...

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I remember playing Golden Eye with one of my neighbor kids.

He always picked Oddjob, the little shit.

Not surprising he turned into a drug addled rapist.

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Just a thought, based on what the morphling does. Figure the "Disguise as anything" power is a little too much.

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Just throwing out a bunch of random hostile mob implant ideas. Give them a random drop on each respective mob, so keep miners from coming back as super implanted horrors, but still leave the possibility. Goliath Sinew: Lets user throw out a single goliath tentacle, medium cooldown Goldgrub Guts: All...

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Traitor Item: FEV Syringe. Inject it into anything and expose to minor radiation to make it incredibly strong and hostile.

Combo with the radiation medi-scanner, and you have horribly monster timebombs.

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A couple problems I have with mining on this station Asteroid field is far to easy to exploit. Without having any hazards in it, and moving at the speed of space walk, it is very easy to quickly cleave out a huge swath of it for anything useful. Maybe add a few space carp to give some form of risk. ...

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All operative pinpointers to switch between the disc and the nuke as it's target, allowing operatives who have gotten lost or abandoned the ability to find their way between the two most important things in the game. Have it require a syndicate firing pin, so only the syndicates can swap between the...

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Have it be you have your job skills, and one sub skill. One aspect of another job, maybe not even related to yours at all. A hobby, a side trade, something. Plenty of low pop rounds where I have to double duty it as a miner/researcher. Just RnD, sometimes no one else is there to do it, and if that's...

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