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OOC: Shaps: maybe if you rub your pubes on unwashed bats maybe

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Shenzi Brouwers is trying to put handcuffs on Santa Claus!

No fun allowed.

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Rod Wizards slip on wet floors. Rod Wizards "walking" don't. Pointing at wet floor signs after you slip a Rod Wizard, twice, means they're probably going to try and kill you. :lol: Wrong thread buddy! Awesome stories is a couple threads down. Befriending a knowledgeable bartender can exte...

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I want baymed. Nothing else from bay, just baymed.

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http://i65.tinypic.com/ebblsk.png Lemme break down a few things here for you. This was a long ass time ago, maybe a year or so. Still getting my spacelegs. Here we have me (Nathaniel Robsinson) trying to do right by stealing the nuke core. Except, I missed the detail about wearing protective equipm...

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Rolling traitor, fuck greentext, let's have some fun. Grab a syndie key, coordinate with two other traitors and we're gonna stage a nuke ops. One guys crate had like three hardsuits so we're laughing in terms of equipment. We get dressed up, and start targetting major things. Telecomms, armoury, and...

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Screemonster wrote:[youtube]AG3mpZRvIkU[/youtube]

crew_gets_word_of_peaceful_event.mpg

*sigh*

Yuuuup

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Screemonster wrote:I'm liking the idea of the Quake 2 style marine torpedo pod things.

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Nngh!
Right in the nostalgia.

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Lemme know what you folk think. Comments and criticisms welcome. If there's a curiosity for more, I'll keep making more.

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Donovan Huely Chief Medical Officer Sitting bored in his office, Donovan spun idly in circles in his chair waiting for some emergency to require his attention. It had been years since the bright-eyed Doctor Huely first came aboard. Years of idiots would slowly erode that cheery disposition to the pe...

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Atlanta-Ned wrote:
Shaps wrote:He looks like an academic who just drops loads of psychedelic drugs and writes about his experiences

The stories that man could tell
He's got more of a Hans Gruber from Die Hard vibe if you ask me.

That comparison makes me very happy.

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Love it, turned out just as I'd hoped. So often I find myself doing my own thing in botany as the station falls to shit around me. I've had the unique experience of a nuke op shooting up the hallway, pausing waving at me, and carrying on his rampage.

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Aliannera wrote:Just lizard my shit up.

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FantasticFwoosh wrote:You can grab invisible ninjas you've stunned with this as well as inspect things over and under tables.

By far the coolest thing I ever saw before they nerfed ninja invisibility, was a set of footprints walking past me from a pool of blood.

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Mostly just poking that most of the art we see in this thread gets converted into forum avatars immediately :3

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Point and laugh everyone. I misclicked on the wrong thread.

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[Security] Science requests console beeps, "PRIORITY Alert in Science (Authenticated): THERES A BEAR IN THE EXPERMINTOR LAB!"
Gave me a giggle.

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Copybass wrote:Have you ever noticed that 90% of players commissions themself an expensive avatar?

fixed.

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Or better yet make the ability to go holo-mode, a toggle that only the user can enable.

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It's the right forum, yes. The Ash Walker nest was part of side event I'd put whipped together in a couple of minutes. The station was announced that 'most of the meteor damage from a previous shift was repaired, but some of the larger rocks' ie, the one the Ash nest starts nestled in, 'were still l...

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Ah, the cancer that is killing /tg/. My current favourite wayto root out valid hunters is with the Syndicate Trader 'event'. Here's an 'npc' that trades rare goods for generally, cash only; so right off the bat it's not easy to get a lot of stuff, and weapons are very expensive. Most often, people ...

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If we take anything from paradise, I want baymed. Make doctors into an actual technical trained profession as opposed to the derps who OD you on sleeper meds.

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I believe they also use Bay-med, which is far too robust for the common spaceman. I like it. I haven't played their in a year or so, so my take on it may be outdated. They have a wider range of alternate species with unique quirks and racial languages. They also have more unique antagonists like Vam...

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Xenobiology has two monkey recycler machines stacked on top of each other. Also, secure containment field generators don't register scientist ID.

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To be fair a lot of things fit UNDER books. Another one to do is get a locker and cram it with as many monkey cubes as you can conceivably fit, then haul the thing into pretty much anywhere that would be inconvenienced if it were to be suddenly filled with a shitload of monkeys before extinguishing...

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(F) [Common] Dark Efencee says, "THERES SO MUCH SPACE FOR ACTIVITIES"

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TheWulfe wrote:'When Security Goes Megaturbohitler During Rev'

Interestingly, I took a screen shot of that same moment and place for the admin-thread.

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Lumbermancer wrote:It's like a bounced radio, but for the internet.

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- Completely dismantle captain's office right down to the plating. Remove the leftover material (bonus points if you can get in and out without being discovered) I've seen this being done once. The thief literally stole EVERYTHING, the plating, the wiring, the APC, even the airlocks. This game does...

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- Rearrange maintenance tunnels. - Completely dismantle captain's office right down to the plating. Remove the leftover material (bonus points if you can get in and out without being discovered) - Laughter chem syringe gun - Fill botany plant bags with the hilarious produce of your choice for ease o...

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(F) [Security] Lia Laborde says, "I'VE BEEN HERE FOR LESS THAN FIVE MINUTES, I'VE ALREADY ALMOST DIED ONCE, I'VE DEVELOPED APPENDICTIS AND THERE ARE APPARENTLY NUKE OPS"

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For real though? The best defense is to not be in there. Have a borg smuggle you out and hide you somewhere. Reinforce AI satellite as normal. Laugh as they break into your core with 40 seconds on the clock only to realize they've been had.

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Quanti wrote:
nice vid

git gud

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Hadrian Melik Main - Better lucky than good Sometimes he is in the right place at the right time; security might forget to check his internals box, perhaps that first punch was the last punch, maybe the head of personnel didn't close his office door behind him… Whatever the case, they tend to have ...

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I have two rather distinct memories of goofball, one is that he was the man who gave us the Freon.
The second is when he tried to hell foam me as the wiznerd on the bridge. I stepped behind the win door and watched him burn to death.

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CosmicScientist wrote:Did someone tell them afterwards to harm intent and click the floor?

Was way too funny to spoil.

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also disposals spill drinks. fug. I love the little traits that certain jobs get. Clowns healing from banana, security from sprinkles, and that the bartender cannot spill a drink. I remember a time when a bartender was playing double duty as chemist and lacked a chem-master to empty his beakers, di...

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Mixing those buff drinks, cooking the food to stop you being slow shits, and growing those plants to keep it all running on lowpop. *compliments vid* Running botany solo, once everything was in peak condition I took the time to redecorate botany itself, and the area outside in the hall as well. Lay...

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When you try to be play your antagonist roll with some class and be different from wordlessly murdering; and sheer idiocy blows you over like a tsunami. Sign up with Security through the HoP under pretense of getting slipped by the clown and ID stolen, and that you wanted a job anyway. They agree. D...

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Kor wrote:Two entire z levels for 3 people would be way too much.

The lower level doesn't need be the full 255x255. Treat it like an away mission and drop them into a smaller sized zone where the robust go to die.

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Gather 'round young whippersnappers, and I'll tell you of a time when Sybil was the biggest server, and TheLongBowman was king...

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DemonFiren wrote:>not saving Cayenne
You failed.

What he fails to mention is how Cayenne went down defending the nuke, gnashing at NT forces to buy his comrades time to escape with the disk. "Glub on without me! I'll fin them off."

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Already salty.
You'll fit right in.

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Maybe miners should get science as a channel on their radio so miners know when scientists are actually doing RD, and scientists are in the loop when all the miners are dying on the radio. I think this is the best answer in so far. Miners already have a unique headset, and they wouldn't be the firs...

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I am the change I want to see. Getting lynched for building RnD in mining is not gucci This wouldn't be bad, but the handful of times I've seen you try to do everything yourself, you end up locking away resources and technology behind several doors worth of access most scientists don't have, or wil...

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One of my favourite reasons for being an admin, is being able to enable, and foster large-scale events like this http://i67.tinypic.com/2mhsyhc.png Give a couple syndicates a mission, as they accomplish more, I give more supplies, expand the rooms. As they accomplish more, I give additional personne...

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[center] A tomato to surpass Metal Gea r[/center] Objective #1: Get dat fukken disk! Objective #2: Escape! Drop into the round as a humble botanist, and already dreams of killer tomatoes and kudzu are all I can think of. I wave hello to my fellow botanist and head to the dorms to get dressed fancy....

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Abductors get a point for every gland they insert into someone. You can only put one with normal surgery, and using experimental surgery you have to take out the heart so you can't do it more than once... unless you implant back the same heart you just took out! So you can just overload a poor bast...

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But tg doesn't have table flipping, CM does. Which is sad. whats more is when you flip table it faces the opposite direction as in the fuckin picture Why does that dummy have his scanner in his hand, he's in a firefight. Smdh unrobust kids these days When I saw this picture, the story that popped i...

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