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by jortsandshirts
Tue May 10, 2022 1:02 am
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: "Man, I really miss those BONERMASTER threads, dude!"
Replies: 6
Views: 704

Re: "Man, I really miss those BONERMASTER threads, dude!"

Where's the laughs bonerman, where's the laughs?
by jortsandshirts
Sat May 07, 2022 1:48 am
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: Manuel """boning""" appealnut
Replies: 22
Views: 2385

Re: Manuel """boning""" appealnut

Wow.
by jortsandshirts
Fri May 06, 2022 2:29 pm
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: Read at your own risk peanut - I regret this
Replies: 115
Views: 11728

Re: Retaliation bad peanut

Don't start shit, won't be no shit. Nothing I said there was incorrect. Now YBS has stepped down and their note on joe has been removed, one more person needs to get the YBS residue removed from them. Weird now you've been wrong twice, huh. Dude we get it you won your appeal and the admin got deadm...
by jortsandshirts
Fri May 06, 2022 3:01 am
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: Read at your own risk peanut - I regret this
Replies: 115
Views: 11728

Re: Retaliation bad peanut

Don't start shit, won't be no shit.

Nothing I said there was incorrect. Now YBS has stepped down and their note on joe has been removed, one more person needs to get the YBS residue removed from them.
Weird now you've been wrong twice, huh.
by jortsandshirts
Fri May 06, 2022 2:51 am
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: Read at your own risk peanut - I regret this
Replies: 115
Views: 11728

Re: Retaliation bad peanut

YBS is verifiably awful as an admin, or was. Read back in this thread in which I outlined the reasons as to why. Sinfulbliss backed it up there as I laid out. They did the same awful shit twice, nearly identical. Two different players, two dogshit bans with false reasoning and lots of character judg...
by jortsandshirts
Fri May 06, 2022 2:32 am
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: Read at your own risk peanut - I regret this
Replies: 115
Views: 11728

Re: Retaliation bad peanut

I know enough about YBS from this fracas to know I'd rather not know YBS. Two dogshit bans and an alarming incident in their feedback thread in less than a month and a half of the start of their authority? I mean that's what we know of. Yeah nah, I'm good with not fraternizing with a microfusion pow...
by jortsandshirts
Fri May 06, 2022 1:19 am
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: Read at your own risk peanut - I regret this
Replies: 115
Views: 11728

Re: Retaliation bad peanut

I stand by everything I said and I thank YBS for coming to their senses before the inevitable occurred. You stepped down, clown. Mothblocks is killing it. That pieguy has YBS residue on him as well and it's just as wankstick. Clean him. Also, please don't misrepresent my words as anger. They're disg...
by jortsandshirts
Thu May 05, 2022 4:28 pm
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: Read at your own risk peanut - I regret this
Replies: 115
Views: 11728

Re: Retaliation bad peanut

YBS is still in the wrong even having this as a note. They've displayed nothing but bad conduct here and this backpedaling meant to soften the blow as their tower of stupidity comes crashing down is a gross attempt to divert attention away from the fact that they are being genuinely awful. I don't c...
by jortsandshirts
Thu May 05, 2022 2:54 am
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: Read at your own risk peanut - I regret this
Replies: 115
Views: 11728

Re: Retaliation bad peanut

YBS, do you even play this game? I'm only asking because you sure don't "get" it. Oh, this makes good sense and should be taken into consideration as to why you're being a no-fun-banbot-fuckwit. https://scrubby.melonmesa.com/ckey/YBS Oof . You don't even play this game. I mean you straight...
by jortsandshirts
Thu May 05, 2022 12:23 am
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: Read at your own risk peanut - I regret this
Replies: 115
Views: 11728

Re: Retaliation bad peanut

WOW, What would you know, it turns out the moments the headmin steps in we get clarification on something that happened, that changes the story. Now it's obvious that thoman ahelped after getting killbaited and robusted, meaning that he tried to solve it ICLY and when that failed he tried to solve ...
by jortsandshirts
Wed May 04, 2022 11:25 pm
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: attack of the mega-arachnid
Replies: 5
Views: 610

Re: attack of the mega-arachnid

What the fuck kind of spider has ten legs, a fucking lizard tail and what appears to be a dragon head?
God damn we got some dumb coders.
by jortsandshirts
Wed May 04, 2022 8:35 pm
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: Read at your own risk peanut - I regret this
Replies: 115
Views: 11728

Re: Retaliation bad peanut

YBS, was there a promotion in the navy? Just looking at this from an objective viewpoint it looks like you've got promoted. Guess the old Admiral retired or something. What's up with the Laserpowered Hyperhitlers lately. Hell as mothqoob pointed out YBS isn't even aware his explanation is verifiably...
by jortsandshirts
Tue May 03, 2022 11:32 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: What is MRP?
Replies: 33
Views: 8204

Re: What is MRP?

MRP is a thing that confuses the dullwitted into thinking that the way we've played this hogwild dogshit game forever is wrong and that if we're not good little robots staying on task then we are obviously shitters who require being reprimanded for wacky antics and provoking our coworkers.
by jortsandshirts
Tue May 03, 2022 4:05 pm
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: Secoff gets dunked, immediately calls for admin peanut
Replies: 61
Views: 7141

Re: Secoff gets dunked, immediately calls for admin peanut

dude stop making paragraphs its like I wanna read short funny posts not 2 paragraph long essays. Imagine asking other people to limit their ability to communicate to suit your inability. Do you have trouble doing puzzles by any chance? Do you find yourself picking up new hobbies and interests all t...
by jortsandshirts
Tue May 03, 2022 2:57 pm
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: Secoff gets dunked, immediately calls for admin peanut
Replies: 61
Views: 7141

Re: Secoff gets dunked, immediately calls for admin peanut

You guys are forgetting what actually factually matters here. He's a dynamic name robocop with 4k rounds who tries to instigate fights with the first people he sees and arrests them if they fight back, every round, all rounds. Brick should be given a commendation. Dicksoap McOfficer there should be ...
by jortsandshirts
Tue May 03, 2022 2:47 pm
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: Puts secure SM shards as decorations for cargo, throws flashbangs, gets a 183 day ban peanut
Replies: 161
Views: 12538

Re: Puts secure SM shards as decorations for cargo, throws flashbangs, gets a 183 day ban peanut

See this shit is all sorts of confusing so what if a player is dead to rights in the wrong so their appeal gets denied but the admin is still way out of line in their conduct? If the ban appeal is denied then I would have been like, ah shit no admin complaint. I wonder what would have happened in th...
by jortsandshirts
Tue May 03, 2022 4:46 am
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: Secoff gets dunked, immediately calls for admin peanut
Replies: 61
Views: 7141

Re: Secoff gets dunked, immediately calls for admin peanut

I liked it when oranges wasn't posting those were great days. The post is long for a reason you weasel. You weaselly weasel listening to weezer with your bacardi breezer straight from the freezer. The guys valid-baiting-ban-baiting-wankstaining as security every shift, every day. Not even funny abou...
by jortsandshirts
Mon May 02, 2022 8:20 pm
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: Puts secure SM shards as decorations for cargo, throws flashbangs, gets a 183 day ban peanut
Replies: 161
Views: 12538

Re: Puts secure SM shards as decorations for cargo, throws flashbangs, gets a 183 day ban peanut

Dude being a bad admin doesn’t make you a bad person in the same way that breaking the rules/being a shitter doesn’t. If you believe they do then you have attached far too much weight to this silly game and should do a better job at holding it at arms length. While I agree with this statement, to b...
by jortsandshirts
Mon May 02, 2022 8:46 am
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: Puts secure SM shards as decorations for cargo, throws flashbangs, gets a 183 day ban peanut
Replies: 161
Views: 12538

Re: Puts secure SM shards as decorations for cargo, throws flashbangs, gets a 183 day ban peanut

Hugs threw you a bone and you still had to go the extra mile to make yourself look bad. No one here is a "sociopath," acting on "grotesque urges," or a "psycho." An admin on a "2D spaceman game" fucked up and got deadminned and the story ends there. No, they'...
by jortsandshirts
Mon May 02, 2022 7:54 am
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: Secoff gets dunked, immediately calls for admin peanut
Replies: 61
Views: 7141

Re: Secoff gets dunked, immediately calls for admin peanut

for any who missed it this is the science door that was being hacked into that seemingly warranted an immediate arrest. https://imgur.com/a/Nfk1uSe See the bottom of this post as to why. It would not matter if the door was being tampered with or not. I've got proof in my pudding that he sure as shi...
by jortsandshirts
Sun May 01, 2022 10:58 pm
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: Puts secure SM shards as decorations for cargo, throws flashbangs, gets a 183 day ban peanut
Replies: 161
Views: 12538

Re: Puts secure SM shards as decorations for cargo, throws flashbangs, gets a 183 day ban peanut

If every appeal I see gets 5,000 words I'm going to get worse judgement I know you're just partially joking but I feel like had I not shown that I was more than the idiot who runs around the station yelling "COOK MAN BAD ATE MY CABBIGE" then who knows how this would have went? I mean sure...
by jortsandshirts
Sun May 01, 2022 4:33 am
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: Puts secure SM shards as decorations for cargo, throws flashbangs, gets a 183 day ban peanut
Replies: 161
Views: 12538

Re: Puts secure SM shards as decorations for cargo, throws flashbangs, gets a 183 day ban peanut

If every appeal I see gets 5,000 words I'm going to get worse judgement I know you're just partially joking but I feel like had I not shown that I was more than the idiot who runs around the station yelling "COOK MAN BAD ATE MY CABBIGE" then who knows how this would have went? I mean sure...
by jortsandshirts
Sat Apr 30, 2022 12:36 pm
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: nvm
Replies: 3
Views: 437

Re: “Admiral_awesome130 was demoted for admin conduct issues.”

Threw a flashbang into a wormhole and it detonated inside his adminship.
by jortsandshirts
Sat Apr 30, 2022 11:11 am
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: Puts secure SM shards as decorations for cargo, throws flashbangs, gets a 183 day ban peanut
Replies: 161
Views: 12538

Re: Puts secure SM shards as decorations for cargo, throws flashbangs, gets a 183 day ban peanut

guess it concluded, neat. Although saying "demoted" is strange, demoted to what exactly? But they've been demoted to a player looking in discord. An alternative phrasing would be deadminned . They've been demoted out of adminship. 02:39:30 SAY Jortymorty/(Gene Parmesean) (DEAD) "Are ...
by jortsandshirts
Wed Apr 27, 2022 9:11 am
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: Puts secure SM shards as decorations for cargo, throws flashbangs, gets a 183 day ban peanut
Replies: 161
Views: 12538

Re: Puts secure SM shards as decorations for cargo, throws flashbangs, gets a 183 day ban peanut

Seems to be a reoccurring theme for this guy to wack you with a ridiculously long ban, and then "letting you off easy" by reducing it by a little bit. I think we may have a live one here, boys. With abusive regards -BONERMASTER I keep using specific terms in reference to his malevolent in...
by jortsandshirts
Wed Apr 27, 2022 5:36 am
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: Puts secure SM shards as decorations for cargo, throws flashbangs, gets a 183 day ban peanut
Replies: 161
Views: 12538

Re: Puts secure SM shards as decorations for cargo, throws flashbangs, gets a 183 day ban peanut

That entire part of the appeal is completely unrelated, tacked on for absolutely no reason, and should have been an entirely separate admin complaint. I disagree. I think it is important to provide that information to show the full bredth of their failure as an admin. They outed themselves in the c...
by jortsandshirts
Wed Apr 27, 2022 2:10 am
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: Puts secure SM shards as decorations for cargo, throws flashbangs, gets a 183 day ban peanut
Replies: 161
Views: 12538

Re: Puts secure SM shards as decorations for cargo, throws flashbangs, gets a 183 day ban peanut

Well, I mean the killings were. Slippo, Haliee Mason, Muterover, Admiral_ragebaby, Lola Jesse. Pete (RIP), Isabella Dunn were involved in my attacking medbay, everybody except for Isabella Jesse I think was part of one big initial group. Johan does not get counted because 37 airlocks agree, it was j...
by jortsandshirts
Tue Apr 26, 2022 4:27 pm
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: Puts secure SM shards as decorations for cargo, throws flashbangs, gets a 183 day ban peanut
Replies: 161
Views: 12538

Re: Puts secure SM shards as decorations for cargo, throws flashbangs, gets a 183 day ban peanut

Hello again, if you'll direct your eyes up towards #638803 you'll see that was a ham-fisted half-assed attempt at drawing a circle around the double standard. Brick understood and sympathized with my anger there. I think he got it despite my mind-numbingly bad attempt to make a point. If a label app...
by jortsandshirts
Tue Apr 26, 2022 3:23 pm
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: Puts secure SM shards as decorations for cargo, throws flashbangs, gets a 183 day ban peanut
Replies: 161
Views: 12538

Re: Puts secure SM shards as decorations for cargo, throws flashbangs, gets a 183 day ban peanut

And nah, I couldn't use this same logic. If you put in the effort to stop the lowest effort sabotages, I don't really see a problem with it. Cooling, at least something like a reinforced glass so some guy with a crowbar doesn't just bash it open, that feels like adequate safety measures to me. Hell...
by jortsandshirts
Tue Apr 26, 2022 2:11 pm
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: Puts secure SM shards as decorations for cargo, throws flashbangs, gets a 183 day ban peanut
Replies: 161
Views: 12538

Re: Puts secure SM shards as decorations for cargo, throws flashbangs, gets a 183 day ban peanut

That's what they told me. I've never seen it happen but it makes sense if there's no oxygen somehow. This is basic shit that I don't know so I just trust that I'm being reprimanded correctly. Atmos isn't my Kia Forte. I'm surprised given it knocks people out that I don't see it more being used to di...
by jortsandshirts
Tue Apr 26, 2022 11:42 am
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: Puts secure SM shards as decorations for cargo, throws flashbangs, gets a 183 day ban peanut
Replies: 161
Views: 12538

Re: Puts secure SM shards as decorations for cargo, throws flashbangs, gets a 183 day ban peanut

^ literally nothing wrong with that. why was this rick & morty guy so mad anyway? what did he lose out on? Jortymorty is the guy posting this appeal, I think the point is that they know they're line-toeing with halfassed handling of SM shards There was no half-ass handling. That statement was o...
by jortsandshirts
Tue Apr 26, 2022 7:07 am
Forum: Resolved Appeals
Topic: [Admiral_Awesome130] Jortymorty - Barely banworthy overboard ban.
Replies: 10
Views: 2954

Re: [Admiral_Awesome130] Jortymorty - Barely banworthy overboard ban.

Good evening. I believe my interaction today with this admin is important given the context of what's occured already. The snap-shot off the cuff bans from them and the excessive length. The round ID is 182130. 13:12:04 Server time. Round duration: 1 hours, 35 minutes, and 5 seconds I joined and too...
by jortsandshirts
Sat Apr 23, 2022 1:06 am
Forum: Resolved Appeals
Topic: [Admiral_Awesome130] Jortymorty - Barely banworthy overboard ban.
Replies: 10
Views: 2954

Re: [Admiral_Awesome130] Jortymorty - Barely banworthy overboard ban.

Thanks Tearling. No, I do not agree with this and I'm not saying that to step on your toes Admiral. The grenades shouldn't even be a thing, the first part about the SMs should be a note about being more careful. Am I known to cause problems with SM shards often? I don't believe so no. Did I do my be...
by jortsandshirts
Thu Apr 21, 2022 12:23 am
Forum: Resolved Appeals
Topic: [Admiral_Awesome130] Jortymorty - Barely banworthy overboard ban.
Replies: 10
Views: 2954

Re: [Admiral_Awesome130] Jortymorty - Barely banworthy overboard ban.

Okay but harmless stupidity is the charm and polish that makes SS13, SS13. Those SM shards weren't in some public area as if they were smack above the bridge. They were in the lobby of QM which while public is hardly the traffic zone that any primary hallway or medbay is. Again, yes that's on me for...
by jortsandshirts
Wed Apr 20, 2022 9:08 pm
Forum: Resolved Appeals
Topic: [Admiral_Awesome130] Jortymorty - Barely banworthy overboard ban.
Replies: 10
Views: 2954

Re: [Admiral_Awesome130] Jortymorty - Barely banworthy overboard ban.

And I'll see you halfway and agree that I should have added some cooling to it but I expected that had SHTF that the unreinforced floors would melt out keeping them cold. Which is dumb on my part to expect but I also get hesitant when dicking around publicly with a rapid-piping device because while ...
by jortsandshirts
Wed Apr 20, 2022 7:06 pm
Forum: Resolved Appeals
Topic: [Admiral_Awesome130] Jortymorty - Barely banworthy overboard ban.
Replies: 10
Views: 2954

[Admiral_Awesome130] Jortymorty - Barely banworthy overboard ban.

BYOND account: Jortymorty Character name: Gene Parmesan Ban type: Server Ban length: 183 DAYS Ban reason: Banned by host: You, or another user of this computer or connection (Jortymorty) is banned from playing here. The ban reason is: So after PURPOSEFULY PLACING SEVERAL SM SHARDS INTO CARGO'S LOBBY...
by jortsandshirts
Sun Mar 27, 2022 1:31 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: lrp shuttle call conflicts
Replies: 24
Views: 4141

Re: lrp shuttle call conflicts

Can we force shuttle calls after three hours during lowpop because the round is being forced to march on with 80% of the living SSD. Painful to sit around while the round consists of nothing but one person hand delivering mail to unresponsive people/departments and two others trying to figure out ro...
by jortsandshirts
Sun Mar 27, 2022 1:19 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Playing warden on lrp be like: TDS
Replies: 5
Views: 1523

Re: Playing warden on lrp be like: TDS

Just be chill as a warden and it will all work out.
Call people little scamps and *flip and surprise surprise those weaponized autists will return to save you in a time of peril
by jortsandshirts
Tue Dec 08, 2020 3:50 am
Forum: Closed Policy Discussion
Topic: Comms agents sniping AIs and cyborgs.
Replies: 36
Views: 7983

Re: Comms agents sniping AIs and cyborgs.

Ordering silicons to harm or terminate themselves or each other without cause is a violation of Server Rule 1. The occurrence of such an attempt should be adminhelped and then disregarded. https://tgstation13.org/wiki/Rules#Silicon_Policy As always I try to do my best to exercise due diligence to ad...
by jortsandshirts
Sun Dec 06, 2020 8:53 pm
Forum: Closed Policy Discussion
Topic: Comms agents sniping AIs and cyborgs.
Replies: 36
Views: 7983

Re: Comms agents sniping AIs and cyborgs.

There was an order to blow the cyborg as well. The second order was only to space my core, not suicide. After complying with the orders I was being given by the admin who I had asked I chose to suicide as I thought that it was unfair your round had to end too. I did exactly what I was instructed to ...
by jortsandshirts
Sun Dec 06, 2020 8:42 pm
Forum: Closed Policy Discussion
Topic: Comms agents sniping AIs and cyborgs.
Replies: 36
Views: 7983

Re: Comms agents sniping AIs and cyborgs.

Anyways. I asked for admin clarification and they explained I had to follow orders from this person. I'm actively trying to get this changed which is a far sight better than you going off in dchat claiming you're not going to follow silicon policy you don't like. None of this shit is anything I want...
by jortsandshirts
Sun Dec 06, 2020 8:36 pm
Forum: Closed Policy Discussion
Topic: Comms agents sniping AIs and cyborgs.
Replies: 36
Views: 7983

Re: Comms agents sniping AIs and cyborgs.

A motherfucker blew me as the linked borg after i saved him cus he got a PDA message and then lied an Admin told him to do it who immediately told us he didn't do that. Even if that order was somehow fucking valid to a retard AI, rule 0 pretty much expressly states that you don't pull people into y...
by jortsandshirts
Sun Dec 06, 2020 8:25 pm
Forum: Closed Policy Discussion
Topic: Comms agents sniping AIs and cyborgs.
Replies: 36
Views: 7983

Re: Comms agents sniping AIs and cyborgs.

Thinking outside the box was the idea that's why I checked with an admin (Dankasaur) who then ruled, or instructed that the order from the comms agent was in fact kosher. I did also check for weaseling IE: timeframe If a comms agent PDA spoofs and uses a humans PDA then yeah, they're human to me. I ...
by jortsandshirts
Sun Dec 06, 2020 8:04 pm
Forum: Closed Policy Discussion
Topic: Comms agents sniping AIs and cyborgs.
Replies: 36
Views: 7983

Comms agents sniping AIs and cyborgs.

After talking with an admin it was decided that a PDA message from a comms agent can effectively order the AI to blow their own borgs and depower their APC. Worded correctly the AI must remain silent about doing this. Unless I'm completely wrong and the attending admin to this matter is as well then...
by jortsandshirts
Wed Oct 14, 2020 3:21 am
Forum: Coding Feedback
Topic: crystal invasion event (cheese skellies)
Replies: 43
Views: 11979

Re: crystal invasion event (cheese skellies)

Really awful feature that doesn't vibe at all with the people playing the round.
by jortsandshirts
Tue Sep 22, 2020 12:35 pm
Forum: Resolved Appeals
Topic: [ArcaneDefense] - Booper - I'm an idiot but I meant well for the most part.
Replies: 2
Views: 845

Re: [ArcaneDefense] - Booper - I'm an idiot but I meant well for the most part.

Thank you.

I can't promise I won't screw up again in the future in some form or another but I will try harder to put myself in someone elses shoes before taking actions.
by jortsandshirts
Tue Sep 22, 2020 2:07 am
Forum: Resolved Appeals
Topic: [ArcaneDefense] - Booper - I'm an idiot but I meant well for the most part.
Replies: 2
Views: 845

[ArcaneDefense] - Booper - I'm an idiot but I meant well for the most part.

BYOND account: BYOND account: jortymorty Character name: Character name at time of ban: Booper Ban type: Server/Role /OOC/etc Server ban. Ban length: 7 days. Ban reason: https://i.ibb.co/S36Lgn5/asdxzc.png Time ban was placed: 00:12:23 on Sept 18th Server you were playing on when banned: Bagil Roun...