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Why not give a job about making guns to the one department dedicated to having guns and permitted to do so? Incentive to join sec, the gun making equipment can still be stolen, people who break into the armoury aren't suddenly demigods compared to shit wardens who keep all the guns in their backpac...

Waiters are what assistants are for. Like literally though. There's a uniform crate in the kitchen. Though my dream of turning the bar into a maid cafe hasn't come true yet. Yeah, when I play chef I try to get the bartender to take orders for me but nope he's already killed himself well time to ope...

Should re add that.
I've seen Jim Jones and that's one of the lesser crimes against naming.

Zellion wrote:All the cool stuff is lackluster, welcome to dark souls. Either have fun doing cosplay or wear havels with a darksword.

sounds like someone misses poise. My fuckin' friend has been sending me poise memes through discord for TOO DAMN LONG.

An0n3 wrote:How to ruin everyone's game

1) Be Mercy
2) Find Pharah
3) Fly around behind Pharah buffing her damage while she fires rockets at people from midair

absolutely beautiful and disgusting at the same time

no stop playing secret hitler, the hitler is my steam avatar, don't do it

Zellion wrote:I mostly meant pve, the only miracle you might hit someone with in pvp is sunlight spear, and we all know how much damage those do

what? ah shit my cult build fucking sucks then

I don't have the game yet, but in the beta the enemy team had to bastions and said that he wasn't op So when we were on defense we did one mercy two reinhardts and two bastions and one shitter went zenyatta I guess they were so fuckin pissed I laughed really hard turns out mercy damage buff is PRETT...

Also the guy using gnaw, wait til you get dorhys gnawing. It's probably one of the best damaging miracles in the game. In terms of damage output it's great. It hits hard as shit for its cost in FP/Stam. Plus the bleed stacks it adds are insane. I don't know about "best" though. It's just ...

I don't think there were any other sec other than me and Warden at that point. Detective got capped for trying to murder the Captain earlier. AI said he sabotaged the atmos, Captain Percy said to go handle it, I said I'm going. Like I said, if he didn't ran all would get sorted quickly. Security ar...

After space barmemeing some more, I propose the following: Adding a trash can. Adding a hoochmaster. Adding cleaning supplies. Adding a mini-botany and kitchen. Maybe, just maybe, adding a mutagen dispenser. Adding one of those four-shell pump-action shotguns, because a bartender without a shotgun ...

so as you probably haven't noticed i've been gone for a while, and i've been thinking of coming back recently. is HG still a massive cunt? are people still (successfully) advocating for AI removal? what all has gone down/changed in the past half year or so? I'll answer this without being scott. Peo...

Hey look, it is a ban request thinly veiled as policy discussion. The prophecy has come true wew. From what I'm hearing, this sounds valid. First of all, you didn't even get perma'd first offence we brig him and he gets released. You had a gun on you... 4. Possession of restricted weaponry - you ha...

Really the hardest part would be importing medicine, ingredients and building materials. Would be an interesting role honestly we need to make lavaland a station thing and not a mining thing. just give medical doctors access to their medevac shuttle, we already are going to have a research outpost ...

LiamLime wrote:
Takeguru wrote:Buy them like 8 chromebooks and if they break one it's only 100 bucks
Haha, if they ever call you and ask for any sort of IT help, just tell them to take the next Chromebook off the shelf and bin the current one

tfw chromebooks are so shit you just buy them in bulk

Zellion wrote:Which ones are you farming? Try the ones after sullyvan if you arnt already

Also the guy using gnaw, wait til you get dorhys gnawing. It's probably one of the best damaging miracles in the game.

AND it's in boreal valley, pretty ez

to clarify, 10 mins is the max you can set for any crime, but some people might have an IC issue with you.

Saegrimr wrote:
callanrockslol wrote:all you have to do is ban shitters until the playbase improves/ceases to exist, whichever comes first.
IM TRYING

fucking lol

MrEousTranger wrote:
Scott wrote:Maybe some sort of horse mask but it's a fly mask instead?
Explain what you mean or how that relates to this page.

He basically means you can't put something on your mask

Spamming blobbernauts as the MLG Pro strat was a really bad change. I liked it better when they were a tough simple mob that could punch down walls and I could sort of use them to goad into attacking walls that I don't have to waste chemicals on, or send them off after the crew and know it'll keep ...

goofball alt???

Kor wrote:>there was an event

I hope you don't mean admins spawning people as them

I do, they're ruining dragons real fast

[Common] Tina MacTavish says, "Huh, the donut changed my hair color"
[Common] Tina MacTavish says, "CUNT"
[Common] Tina MacTavish says, "Also, tourettes"

While I don't intend to put any info down for the uber final boss, I'm debating if to put down a wildlife entry for the Ash Drake. it is a mini boss but its not some uber rare thing? Your thoughts, right now there's only a vague reference to a unidentified entity. I'm not Kor, but I hope he does. I...

It's not a bad idea... But it shouldn't be a new role. Have a scientist shuttle to lavaland outpost where they do whatever.

Okay, somewhat unrelated but I'm going to kill myself, I've been farming the deacons and I can't fucking get the robes, I have three skirts! THREE!
edit: FOUR! WHY.

Ooh, dark miracles. I was meaning miracles in general. Caitha's chime is best suited for dark miracles, and can be found just around the dragonslayer's armour, as the wiki page would point out. Personally I'm a fan of high sorcery and a dusk crown in hyper mode myself. Making a Nar'Sie Cultist buil...

I could probably setup and host a server for this tonight if people are in the mood to play again. I played it once ages ago single player for only a few minutes of flopping around on the ground and trying to grab a ladder. They added some stuff, like CPR, crit, and radios. But you know, the floppi...

IcePacks wrote:yo fuck farron's watchdogs

dead covenant boyyyys

Okand37 wrote:Yorshka's chime at max upgrade is fantastic for miracles.

Okay, thank you! What about the saint tree bellvine, The faster casting time seems good.

honestly the thirty mins is gonna make me move to bagil, because fuck I hate making a cool virus aaaaaand the shuttle left how F U N

Deacon robes, no hood, play deacons of the deep theme while you purify heretics I was thinking thiefs mask for the no hood thing but maybe no hood is better. I'll show pictures when i'm home any good chimes that I should use? This is my first miracle build. edit yeah also thank you for the deacon i...

TechnoAlchemist wrote:i've been known to be a board game gator how dare you

laughed a little harder than I should at that

Gnaw and Dorhys Laughter are really slow to come out, but they can sometimes fuck with people at range because they have a weird slow speed and track decently well. They hit hard and cause a lot of bleed, but again they come out REALLY FUCKING SLOW. Comparatively Great Deep Soul gets the same cool ...

>Go mime >look in dressing room >find nice jumpsuit >go over to medical to fix when the clown hit me in the face with a oxygen tank >decide to put on jumpsuit there >drop normal jumpsuit >assistant steals jumpsuit >assistant says "LOL I'm going to tarnish your reputation" >hunt assistant ...

Wyzack wrote:Doubleposting for how do you make a plasmeme safe room? Panic syphon out all the gas and open a plasma can inside? Set the scrubbers to scrub everything but plasma?

I actually did this, i'll post a picture when I get back on my main computer

I built a room in space and then flooded plasma.

I pmed, either or

Can we just have a meme where we try to remove manual crafting every single time stealthcode style?

Wyzack wrote:Ftl slug people would have built in thermals of sorts, capable of detecting sentient beings. Not sure we could balance a power like that

Interesting idea, did you see the radar implant? maybe something like that?

This proves tg is still worth playing.

Making a Nar'Sie Cultist build.

Gnaw and Black Greatsword ftw my friends

Everybody should spawn as quadriplegics. Hands can be used to hold items that can stun, and legs let them chase after people. If people can use potentially harmful items they'll just validhunt everyone. strawman overload i just cant fathom how you can think this is a good argument i cant even argue...

what is an attempt to fix? Remove holo, syndie channel, remove all bombs but toxin ones, nerf emag, increase prices on pure-killing traitor items, remove revenants, remove morphs, put a delay on ashlizards, buff defib, shorten cloning. Augh, less death, it'd work but at what cost. Also, why are rev...

Steelpoint wrote:Perhaps couple that with making the more deeper parts of lavaland more deadly.

I suggested cave spelunking, alright? just for the record on that one.

Well I'm gonna move to basil if this is true

I don't wanna be that guy but can we please have a tl;dr?

I added a small section about the player controlled things that can appear on planet. Alright fuck it, i'll just remove the lavaland section with most of the stuff to it and link it to miner because fuck this is basically the same shit isn't it I did base some of page content on what you talked abo...

Yeah, you know who you are but greytiding really makes me not want to do any long term jobs except for virology (dungeon fortress) because it'll get ransacked.

Steelpoint wrote:I added a small section about the player controlled things that can appear on planet.

Alright fuck it, i'll just remove the lavaland section with most of the stuff to it and link it to miner because fuck this is basically the same shit isn't it

Captains job now is to call the shuttle, rounds don't last long enough for any coordination

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