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MrEousTranger

remember to clip the plant before you flamenco
that could end badly for you.

MrEousTranger

Gotta keep dem stories coming. > Latejoin assistant. > Run around the station, see a shitload of blood and legless people. > Let me fucking guess, it's Smells. > Legless roboticist is trying to crawl somewhere, pull her to robotics. > There's a shitload of legless people there already, the other ro...

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Ok I just want to say that I love exploring space but some of the shit out there is just dumb I went adventuring out into space after some people started fucking up the station and I found an asteroid I thought that was cool but on the asteroid there was a fucking school bus filled with cheese and c...

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Okay I'm not shitposting FYI I think changeling husking and freezing husking should get their own animations before being completely husked. Like something similar to this but instead of turning into ??? it would be morphed into a husk. vvvvvvvvv http://i.imgur.com/POy9udV.png Fire wouldn't need an ...

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420goslingboy69 wrote:You don't shit friend. Humans are the only animal that has hair that grows "superfluously". Boy, that makes a lot of sense

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weird ass dream I had when I was 9 My family had just bought 2 puppies, and one of them was sick. So then these aliens came down from the sky and started shooting the planet. Then the planet started cracking open from all the ayylium lasers. People started falling in to the holes, that were filled w...

MrEousTranger

I thought that was fairly obvious
> traitor sec
> buy emag
> emag everyone's lazers
> get them all to attack you
> everyones stunned / burned
> you are basically God

MrEousTranger

I think people would be fans of it, don't you agree?

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Sligneris wrote:[img]http://i.imgur.com/3hmE6Iz.png[/img]

This is my backstory.

Trying to brainwash us with your nazi propoganda???
I SEE THROUGH YOUR DISGUISE
LOOK AT THE EYES

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SWASTIKAS IN HER FUCKING EYES

MrEousTranger

Leafy-Is-Here asks, "Is this food kosher?"
Forgot Name asks, "NOW WE HAVE LIZARD JEWS?"
Leafy-Is-Here says, "No not all reptilians are jews, but all jews are reptilians."

MrEousTranger

Damn that's a genuinely awesome story, kudos to you for kicking ass.

MrEousTranger

> buys 4 nuke ops fakes
> leave them outside airlock
> scream you found ops gear and that its stealth ops
> get let into armory to get anti nuke gear
> steal your item kill the target
> green text

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Ik double post but
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Vivisektor wrote:I drown in a sea of wolf cum...

MrEousTranger

Give detective access to medical and surgery,
Then we can talk autopsies.

MrEousTranger

Aw... Man this had so much potential.

MrEousTranger

I hate all three, you have my vote.

MrEousTranger

Schrodinger's cat you cuckasaurus reks

EDIT:
Why doesn't Schrodinger just cut a hole in the box to get the cat out instead of opening it

Dick

MrEousTranger

At least you're being truthful.

MrEousTranger

fucking shitty ass god damn auto cucumber,
not really just my grade A autism.

A, A as in Brain

Had to call a bunch of scholars to fix that for me.

Fuck

MrEousTranger

Lol I'm playing halo 5 on keksbox won

Everyone here wrote: Holy shit what a cuntsole faggot

MrEousTranger

> Didn't sprite mortal kombat cyborgs
> very triggered
> please do it

MrEousTranger

oh shit your right,
my bad cosmic
here people care about their arguments.

MrEousTranger

Me irl:

NSFW:

MrEousTranger

tl;dr I don't get it.
title doesn't help
so confused.

MrEousTranger

Dude fuck PETA and fuck monkeys

Move this thread to the shed.

MrEousTranger

Notice me

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XSI wrote:Microsoft always has been THE BEST

Their success is more a lack of NOT SHITTY competition than anything else

FTFY

MrEousTranger

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Honestly if the husk / super stun emag was applied to REGULAR lasers or tasers could actually be nice to see.

MrEousTranger

Dude fuck chickens they keep biting my hands when I try feeding them

MrEousTranger

Jesus Christ why can't PAI's play music??????
Just give them the ability to do that for anyone within about one space or holding them
It's already something admins can do just give PAI's the ability to do it on a small scale obviously they would need to App.

MrEousTranger

Dude radioactive candles sound fun
>pen some dude
>drag to maint
>drops candle
>cooked brains

MrEousTranger

lol just turn it off and turn it back on.

MrEousTranger

I was once the detective and an assistant found a syndi gun in maint.
I scanned the gun and got the identity of the traitor,
nothings more rewarding than catching the perp then bludgeoning him to death with a wood baton.

MrEousTranger

firecage wrote:Pilgrim, to be fair. Harambe is stale. What? Rigor Mortis, bloating, rotting. Yah, pretty stale.

Harambe's body was donated to science.
Hes probably being turned into Chinese food right now.

MrEousTranger

MrStonedOne wrote:After pressure from kor, I have made it so you can now add mods and admins to your foe list.

Adds MSO to foe list

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ShadowDimentio wrote:snip

Whoa thought I was reading a Pax story.

MrEousTranger

To solve the Lamarr issue you could maybe have the traitor steal Lamarr instead of killing it.
Making Lamarr by far the hardest one to complete.

MrEousTranger

This needs to happen please Kor let this happen

MrEousTranger

The assistant one would be able to asymlate everyone into identical clones of the Grey Tide
Or use his replicate ability to make shells of himself for ghosts to join as.
I like the grey tide villain it reminds me of starro

MrEousTranger

So we got a plasma man, clown, catgirl, and ligger villains what are we forgetting??

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DemonFiren wrote:
Screemonster wrote:I was gonna say that Florida Man should be a villain but then I realised that's just every assistant

Spoiler:
Correct.

This is the part that REALLY disturbs me

They act like thats a normal occurrence.

MrEousTranger

JJRcop wrote: Headcoders didn't like it, oh well. I'll look at another dumb idea some arbitrary day and take it into reality, that seems to be how I roll.

*nudge *nudge
https://tgstation13.org/phpBB/viewtopic.php?f=9&t=7441

MrEousTranger

°~°

Oh my God please let this happen.

MrEousTranger

-snip On the topic of this please read a snip from one of my stories And note whats in bold > HoPs been fucking mauled by some greytiding shit stains > Somehow in the middle of it all > Ian le puppy is still alive > grab Ian le puppy and make a station announcement Captain Announcement Hi this is y...

MrEousTranger

Please add E-N

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I'm not really sure how the riddler and plasmemes fit together tho the look is definitely right. Any ideas?? I was thinking Captain Plasma, tired of plasma men being bullied by the Man so he fights back and decides to flood the station with 100% plasma so he can finally live without his suit. HOLY S...

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Lol looking at your profile pic plauge

looks like a real classy villain.

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Please code

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