/tg/Station 13

Durkel

A mulebot dragging beepsky while a medibot rides on top of it. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

Durkel

The job bans I placed on your account are nearly a year old at the point and have long since expired. It looks more like you're having trouble with the new time gated job system and which case you simply need to play the roles a bit more to unlock. By some chance the time doesn't actually change aft...

Durkel

Make a PR for it you nerd.

Durkel

I spend 80% of my time admining now because I'm usually the only admin on and now I'm locked out of the head roles. What a fucking kick in the balls. "Thanks for my wasting your time telling everyone else how to play the roles, oh by the way even though you've been here for over six years and a...

Durkel

Against my better judgement I started playing on a private wow server. >roll warrior >No stuns,no cc,no interrupts >fight a mob that can self heal >have to fight the fucking thing until it goes oom >Do shitty quest >turn a corner >aggro 5 mobs >die Boy did I block out how fucking awful vanilla level...

Durkel

The problem is this. The main role of security is to stop antags. Sometimes antags need to be killed or beaten the royal piss out of. The main role of asimov is to keep humans alive and unharmed. It doesn't fucking care if you're antag or not. So you combine the two togther and you end up with a fuc...

Durkel

>sec borg shits on two ops in the hallway of meta.
>cuffs both of them and grabs the one.
>stands still while the crew beat the piss out of the other op and moves one tile every time the op he's dragging is hit.

Excellent meme.

Durkel

That just means they're going to be even more desperate for blood.

Durkel

Jokes on you, the halloween shit is going to be nothing but griff from vampires running around draining people.

Durkel

It's depressing to see the endgame report and nearly every changeling is alive and well while every traitor is dead or in perma. Lings have so many tools and with the addition of having "team mates" there's just no consequence for fucking up as one. Too many cooks spoiled the broth that wa...

Durkel

Jagex has destroyed literally everything they have touched.

Durkel

bman wrote:>new race
>subtype of lizards

Durkel

Watched a clock cultist abduct someone and take them to reebe without being cuffed. He proceeded to single handily destroy the entire cult and the ark causing an abrupt round end.

10/10.

Never underestimate the power of a flash and a welding tool.

Durkel

How can clock boys even compete?

Durkel

Finish planetstation and force fresh arrivals into the round to be the choice of already active players by either discovering their cryosleep pod in the wild or by diverting energy to wake them up from their stasis pod on the outpost. We also increase lobby time a bit to compensate those with shit c...

Durkel

I already removed it once, someone make a decision and close this trash already.

Durkel

https://tgstation13.org/parsed-logs/sybil/data/logs/2017/07/21/round-73580/game.html Beyond me making a staff of honk that shoots blanks,throwing a porn reader into a wall and near the end making a honk conveyor belt no one said it's meme/low rule round. [02:55:35]SAY: Ghost/JarekTheRaptor : Tfw wan...

Durkel

Feel free to add it back if you think it's necessary, I doubt he will be posting a link like that again in the future though.

You do have the final say after all.

Durkel

I removed it you big baby, but you can't escape the meme notes forever.

Durkel

>links pornhub in dead chat.
>complain when you get a note.

What did he mean by this?

Durkel

If we took the consensus of dead chat with any merit we would quite literally have no source of death on the station.

Durkel

They're fine and you're just upset I edgelorded behind you and ruined your xenobio experience.

I think they would be good to have spawn in mid game or have one round start to make maint really dangerous.

Durkel

Time to get the rake back out.

Durkel

Nuclear operatives have armed the nuke, the disk is gone, and you've got roughly fifty seconds to make peace with your creator or get off the station. Checking EVA you find to your dismay there are no suits left, save for one which an assistant is already busy putting on. You can either accept your ...

Durkel

https://github.com/tgstation/tgstation/issues

Best place to report and complain about bugs.

Durkel

Runefest this Saturday. time to get excited for group ironman and to have my hopes fucking dashed when it's not announced.

Durkel

Number one, That's terror.
Number two, That's terror.

Durkel

>when you're so poor you get hacked and they don't even take anything.

lmao

Durkel

Speaking runescape music, what's your personal most nostalgic? The one that gives you the most memories and they all come flooding back? Here's mine. [youtube]k0wd7pAVR1M[/youtube] >you will never bust you balls trying to get into world 2 to peddle your shitty wares again. sea shanty 2 is overrated ...

Durkel

Relax and listen to the best runescape song instead.

[youtube]BJhF0L7pfo8[/youtube]

Durkel

I have no idea what my RS classic login even is anymore so I made a new account. Time to sink months and years into the ol' Skinner box again. >not waiting for group ironman so we can be autistic tg dream team and all be autistic together. fossil island is out but I have class :( >release mindingto...

Durkel

There's a chance at runefest this year they reveal group ironman for osrs. Which one of you fuckboys wants to get autistic togther?

Durkel

New expansion worth it or wait for a sale/decent torrent.

Durkel

When you make 50m off someone being retarded.

Spoiler:

Durkel

Spam the chat get the bat.

No quarter for shitty porn readings or other radio spammers.

Durkel

Qbopper isn't wrong. Going to falador/varrock back in the day and seeing 2k people all shoved into one spot trying to sell their goods was an amazing site. It was unique experience trying to haggle people down and just seeing all the trades happen. Hell, I still remember all the areas where people t...

Durkel

Solo nex mostly, My internet won't stop being shit so I feel irresponsible going on raids or doing any team bosses such as AoD.

Feels bad man

Durkel

Both games are fine and if I wasn't already maxed on rs3 I would play osrs. I wish I could play both games at the same time on my one account, what the fuck jiggleplex. ayy, I have one complaint though. The osrs community is fucking trash, and not just your everyday typical mmo trash. This is advanc...

Durkel

The liberal response to trumps press conference today.

Durkel

Me and lzi play rs3 though I occasionally hop on osrs for a bit. I just can't bring myself to abandon an account I've had for over 14 years and start the mind numbing grind all over again.

Though on the bright side, enjoy your incoming miningtodt.

Durkel

I miss the older players that were around when I started playing. I miss people dying left and right and there not being a policy thread about it five minutes later. I miss our old stun time combat system simply for how horrifically deadly it made everything and everyone. I miss average rounds being...

Durkel

Add the pick up truck but have it play some John Denver whenever its got keys in the ignition.

Durkel

So you clicked yes to a role you weren't sure about, but were hopeful that it would get you back into the game. However, once you're put into the role you learn its' not just some brain dead assistant role and you're expected to show some modicum of rp and try to do the objective you're given. Once ...

Durkel

I'm normally against any sort of pop or ad but the push against net neutrality is a big fucking deal and things will only get worse for everyone if this manages to pass. There is absolutely nothing good that can come from this and will only benefit the already incredibly wealth and monopolized inter...

Durkel

Someone managed to randomly slur a website with drunk speech.

Durkel

Rip Command and conquer series.

Not only did you die by the hands of EA they made sure to rape your bloody corpse until the last breath.

Durkel

>Nuke code is sent out automatically at 45 minutes.
>Nuke gets armed before DS even arrive.
>Nuke blows.
>somehow bgo ruined the round.

Stay salty my friend.

Durkel

It's shitty to request things but I've got one. Just finished a round where a team of war ops landed a syndie pod in medical. As soon they landed I played spirit in the sky and they popped open the airlock, hopped onto one of robustins new turrets and just started mowing down people. So yeah, I need...

Durkel

The mapping isn't as much as a issue as the code problems. We'd have to tackle Power net z-levels. Atmos z-levels. Explosion z-levels. Better transitions between zlevels.. And finally getting the ship to "move". That's not even including the problems we'd have to address such as a arrival ...

Durkel

If you're unaware bay recently switched maps to a starship type map with multiple z-levels. https://wiki.baystation12.net/SEV_Torch It's a interesting style that they've choose to gone in and I'm curious to see if there would be any support in potentially moving towards something like it as well? We...

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