/tg/Station 13

Professor Hangar

I do hate when people give clear space-filler reasons to call the shuttle. At least come up with some decent excuses. Like you promised to visit your mother.

Professor Hangar

I find the problem is more when the station's falling apart, has large holes in it, someone's murderboning everywhere and power's going out, and the engineers are all absent or incompetent, people constantly cry 'RECALL WE CAN FIX IT' and do nothing to actually fix anything.

Professor Hangar

Mixed on this argument, because 99% of the time self-attacking is by accident.

Professor Hangar

Gang is pretty much 'I hope you're in the mood for shooting people indiscriminately, because you sure ain't getting anything else done til someone comes and shoots you'.

Professor Hangar

So basically, best case scenario for the Confederacy is to become a Third World country, maybe eventually a petrostate that's basically a more local version of Saudi Arabia.

They basically won the Civil War anyway in that they got to keep slavery-in-all-but-name for a century or so.

Professor Hangar

This is cheating, but...

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why i play chef.wmv

Professor Hangar

Hatterhat wrote:
oogtarded wrote:http://oogtarded.tumblr.com/post/163167 ... onaries-en

lewd ai drawing
for what purpose

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Professor Hangar

The more I use the internet the more impression I get that the entire thing is held together with spit and bubblegum.

Professor Hangar

Rip Command and conquer series. Not only did you die by the hands of EA they made sure to rape your bloody corpse until the last breath. It feels as though RTS games are dead, the only exceptions being a 40K downgrade and a not-40K surviving on table scraps left behind by an MMO and crate micro tra...

Professor Hangar

Children don't play Splatoon, they're all off playing Cawdooty and calling each other niggerfags. Adults play cartoon games like Splatoon.

Professor Hangar

Add the Fool's Gold Loaf, along with various other similarly gluttonous foodstuffs like deep-fried butter and the Luther Burger, so that the chef may wage culinary war on the spacemen who shunned him for vending machine snacks. Oh yes, please, as someone who considers the Super Bite Burger (I miss ...

Professor Hangar

Again, kinda makes sense that money isn't a big concern for the station staff; they're all working for the same company, and it's the job of the supply staff to keep them fed and looked after. It's like working on a ship, there's no point to trying to charge for stuff or running some kind of company...

Professor Hangar

REEE! They're putting the womenz on muh currency again! https://ichef-1.bbci.co.uk/news/660/cpsprodpb/CCAE/production/_96989325_new10note.jpg They're also giving them a limited edition £2 coin variant apparently!!11!1!! I actually have no clue who they're replacing on the £10. Scotland is getting t...

Professor Hangar

It can only be moderated by banned/forcibly removed admins, and only coded for by coders kicked off tgstation codebase.

Professor Hangar

I'm surprised no one calls them 'North Korean propaganda reels'.

Well, aside from possible confusion with the furry cartoon.

Professor Hangar

DemonFiren wrote:
Gun Hog wrote:
calzilla1 wrote:
DemonFiren wrote:he has tits on his lizard, ignore him
I knew someday you would sperg about that
They are VENOM SACS!
this isn't xcom
besides, where's the fucking viper king's sacs

Deflated after breeding vipers every spare moment of the day, of course.

Professor Hangar

Gotta love when these politicians literally don't know how the internet works.

Either there's gonna be mile-wide holes in it or digg and tumblr are gonna be peeved about demanding IDs. And given this same government passed incredibly restrictive porn laws...

Professor Hangar

That's gonna kinda make arresting hard, given every greytider is going to be spamming Disarm like mad.

Professor Hangar

Is Cerestation the one with the broken robotics or is that Pubbie?

Professor Hangar

It's not a protest unless it's actively making someone's life hard. Pissed off voters in the US have made some headway physically showing up at the offices and homes of politicians who voted to fuck them over, in some cases holding up model spines in protest of their elected officials lacking any. T...

Professor Hangar

InsaneHyena wrote: Sheryl Sherman says, "Specifically the opposite of what I told you to do"

giving instructions in ss13.txt

Professor Hangar

Jump onto the train, screaming 'WITNESS ME!' at the top of your lungs.

Professor Hangar

If you want to see what getting rid of 'red tape' and 'unnecessary regulations' looks like in practice, see Grenfell in London and how housing for the poor is turned into a deathtrap because of disregard for safety and being allowed to use Chinese flammable materials to pretty up buildings that the ...

Professor Hangar

But the bar does have space beer!

Professor Hangar

Null Rod reskin: Inanimate Carbon Rod.

Flavour text: In Rod We Trust.

Professor Hangar

Hallucinations do need to be way more subtle, right now they're basically just a regular knockout effect with visual flavour. Various forms of auditory insults? Random insults (Your [mother] is a [clown] and your [father] smells of [Ian]), random praise ([Captain]: [Playername] come to the [bridge] ...

Professor Hangar

What happens when you put potassium into it?

Professor Hangar

Between this and Bubsy I'm wondering what 90s cartoon video game mascot is going to make a sudden return. Is Spyro going to break free from Skylanders hell?

Professor Hangar

I think I used to know this, but I forgot; how does the Chaplain sanctify tiles with holy water? Speaking of, I can never quite get the hang of how grenades work; say I want to make some flavour of holy hand grenade that spreads holy water over all tiles in radius; how would that work? (I know how t...

Professor Hangar

I don't think anyone in the world doesn't have a reason or two to worry about net neutrality and commercial control of the internet, but not much Austists can do to help in this case, we have our own problems with a government that basically still treats the internet as a passing fad.

Professor Hangar

The ones making you hear random stuff on comms is funny, I've actually seen an AI die because of an AI rogue comms hallucination and then a shock one. i've actually let the engine die as atmos tech because i've hallucinated a shuttle call not my proudest moment I feel the key to happiness in this g...

Professor Hangar

When you just serve up a big platter of weird-ass food, including recipes you needed outside help with, and the round immediately ends.

Professor Hangar

Lines for vending machines that hate you practically write themselves. "You know you want to eat all my chocolate, you fat fuck." "Yeah, sure, get some seeds, even though you couldn't even keep a cactus alive." "Just take your goddamn booze and get out of my sight, you worth...

Professor Hangar

An emagged gravity generator should throw everyone and everything not wearing magboots in a random direction.

Professor Hangar

A lot of things are getting sticky in here.

Professor Hangar

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captain announcement.wmv

Professor Hangar

Prototype Personality Core: Computers/machines gain random 'people person' personalities, most of which are seriously unbalanced and all of which are annoying. Ranging from relentless cheeriness to suicidal depression to foul-mouthed constant anger. May become an additional law for cyborgs and the A...

Professor Hangar

Best to keep the guns having simple, easy to remember names at least, leave the flavour for examinations.

Professor Hangar

I thought the deal was clearly that a portal needs a perfectly smooth flat surface to work on, and the moon rocks (somehow) create a smooth enough surface to make a portal cleanly, while Aperture's smooth shiny design mostly lends itself to portable surfaces, between the facility falling into decay,...

Professor Hangar

Not quite a game changer, but as a clown, your starter backpack banana has great stats, and put in a seed extractor, can easily grow a lot of really big bananas for whatever you choose.

Professor Hangar

We do have precedent with the drone visual filters. Speaking of, could have those trigger involuntarily.

Professor Hangar

The derelict has probably been fully colonised and possibly equipped with bluespace artillery. Space Cold War ensues. Or just regular Space War.

Professor Hangar

calzilla1 wrote: PATRIOT:All guns can be fired without reloading for a moderate amount of time

Fixed.

Professor Hangar

Personally I'd have the self-destruct go off at the 50 minute mark, with a warning being given at the 40 minute mark to resolve the political situation sharpish. Just to avoid situations were a revhead or head of staff fucks off into an out of the way locker or space and there's no admin on to puni...

Professor Hangar

I thought Summer was about the sun. I should have looked outside my reel life window before thinking the game was unrealistic. As someone who grew up on a farm: the most realistic aspect of farming simulators is that there is a weather god, and they hate you. There's a reason that rain in Australia...

Professor Hangar

It should be more interesting, at least. Like Space Soviet Union sending a shuttle of revolutionary celebration.

Hell, maybe tie it into an escalation mechanic; Centcomm and/or the antag group benefactors send a package of equipment and weapons to deal with the situation.

Professor Hangar

These threads are great for learning new ways to kill people.

Professor Hangar

Drynwyn why are you talking to yourself? it's a metaphor how people in general fail to argue with what other people have actually said, instead arguing with their ideas about what they said, or what they believe follows from what they said. that is, essentially arguing with themselves, to support t...

Professor Hangar

What should a science borg look like? We've got some pretty varied designs with the other borgs.

Professor Hangar

Give the Wizard a duel disk and deck item that can summon real monsters, while we're at it.

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