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PKPenguin321 wrote:

PFFFFFFFFFT.

What a bunch of cucks.

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We should really ban the use of cuck too Although I guess we already can via the 18+ rule cucks yet another reason to permaban oranges tbh permaban me and see how deep my power goes >unironically wanting to permaban oranges Bad meme. Edit: Accidentally put my post into qbops quote. Whoops.

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XDTM wrote:bandit thx

It's about heckin time

What gaem

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captain sawrge wrote:We should really ban the use of cuck too

Although I guess we already can via the 18+ rule

Cuck

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do want

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>you're a traitor, kill this pleb and escape alive >oh shit it's probably DA >fuck this, I'm gonna C4 a bomb payload and take the brig with me >leave my PDA in the dorms for someone else to take >C4 detonates >die instantly >bomb payload remains completely intact Rare exploded traitor Jaxy collected.

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danno wrote:Real talk. I woke up in a danno thread once.
Turns out, I had a hard on.
Turns out, no one cared.

Did you bring your 'nocs bro?

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danno wrote:My goal was to try and improve the female sprite as much as we could without actually changing the silhouette and therefore without changing any clothing
and I shudder at the thought of what kind of a shit storm such a huge change like this could entail

Progress.

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is this happening
this looks like its happening

please tell me this is happening

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XDTM wrote:
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XDTM wrote:bandit pls
bandit pls
bandit pls

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Helped me pull off my first badmin meme. Good guy. HYUGE MIDIS.

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Yeah might've been a better idea. Vaping up the halls is really annoying though, I don't regret the killing of him, just that he didn't get cloned. Spacing him was a pretty bad idea and I actually regret that part. Thanks cedarbridge. He just did what we all want to do whenever there is a janitor a...

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Cheridan wrote:tgstation has better waifus

there i said it

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D&B wrote:Golems can become changelings too

Whaaaaat

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XDTM wrote:bandit pls

bandit pls

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beerobot wrote:he has no style he has no grace
promote him to headmin with haste

im gonna consider this an endorsement ty i might run now

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im not sure who won

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ill finally be able to roll clown traitor and do the The Dark Knight meme with fuelpuddles

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>plsama is 99% of cargo's income i have literally never heard of anyone doing this, but why use the plasma anyway? the minerals are for science, not for hat crates. go hunting for welding tanks or something This "SCIENCE OWNS THE ORM STOP TAKING THE PLASMA REEEE" meme needs to stop. I hav...

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PKPenguin321 wrote: I agree with you and you are right

However, always recalling the shuttle when everybody is already dead or whatever starts making it a rule 0 issue

FUCKING. THIS.

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ShadowDimentio wrote:Becausae at any moment for any reason they could kill anyone and everyone.

It's like leaving a bomb in the hall. It's not armed, so it's not gonna hurt anybody to leave it there.

Ladies and Gents. Exhibit A.

Valids more important than roleplay.

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i have an image of the nuke ops doing one last duel against the captain for the nuke disk and the captain whispers that if he loses to shoot up the op I SWEAR I'LL FIND IT Bill Rowe and the cowardly murder of an honorable nuke op. I'm like 100% sure it was Bill Rowe. Still better than throwing the ...

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i still never heckin got one

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i would love different color floorbots one day

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cedarbridge wrote:
kevinz000 wrote:
danno wrote:kevin antagonizes admins accidentally instead
consider yourself on thin ice :^)
edit: oh fuck what am i doing why am i embracing a shit meme that people made?
Stop leaking shed into the nice clean policy forum, Kev. Geez

D E S T R O Y E D

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IrishWristWatch0 wrote:Fuck me

fuck myself

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Reece wrote:I mean do you even need that many PA's, won't just one be enough?

I think it's to maximize growth

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Wyzack wrote:CAn we try to get his ban mirrored on as many servers as will listen to us? the asspain would be hilarious

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Minor gripe, but mining that doesn't bring back iron. I know its not worth hardly anything points wise but several departments can easily burn through all of the roundstart metal in no time. Going to the ORM and finding 5 metal is really heartbreaking. This is true. The mentality I was first met wi...

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Cargotech and QM: Micro MULEnavbeacon Injector - 10 TC Looks like a pen. You can turn it on or off to create a beacon while you are carrying it. You can also stab someone to inject an always active beacon into someone. Once injected, the pen cannot be used as a beacon anymore. Obviously, this is me...

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Engineering has only one pair of insulated gloves. There's no engivend or youtool in engineering either. The chaplain's doors are all reinforced for god knows what reason. The APCs STILL don't work. I'd like to remind everyone that ministation died for this unfinished piece of shit. Ministation was...

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>there are people who dont wire solars and then buy more solars and wire those its like you all want your space stations to turn into electrified deathtraps thanks to Edisons Bane or be engulfed in the maw of Lord Singuloth instead of harmlessly powered by the chilled out rays of the friendly local ...

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Screemonster wrote:chopping your tail off doesn't involve touching you on the peepee and I'm pretty sure it'd start straying into rule 1 if nonantags are just doing it with literally no provocation

it really is the genital part

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Qbopper wrote:
Armhulen wrote:all the late nite sybil admins are extremely good
so if I change my sleep schedule by a few hours will everyone like me :^)

yes

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rework borers to enter you at a random body part and replace a random organ. the borer (now counted as that organ, but with slight buffs) gives the host the objective to "spread more worms" and to "protect his babies!" at one point security will kill this crazy assistant and 20 ...

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Him and I admin a lot at the same time (Late Night Sybil), really great guy to work with. Taught me a lot about being an admin.

Told me to BSA Deitus on my first day as AC, totally did it and regret nothing. 10/10.

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Trading for a war ops declaration is a terrible idea because it undermines trust in what is basically an OOC message (the entire point of war ops being you know its war ops) Yeah but that's also true with the Extended notification, which I will 100% of the time spawn traitors or SOMETHING the momen...

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snip LOOK EVERYBODY THIS GUY DOESNT KNOW HOW TO MAKE BORGS INDEPENDENT FROM THE AI nah it was some dude named Jon, they tried to kill me earlier with a radioactive health analyzer but only used it once so it didn't actually kill also how the fuck did you get that many points I spaced him, kek. Also...

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bandit wrote:it wasn't the mime who blew it up, or if it was then it was a talking mime

Pretty sure it was, they got lynched shortly after if I recall.

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>Lizard assistant >This round I'm gonna make something of myself >It's time for: LIZARD EMPORIUM! >Set up shop in the vacant office >After some incidents with racist security and sketchy mimes, stock it with an autolathe and some random items >Doing some nice small business >A man in a red syndicat...

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I do not see this as a problem. It adds unexpected surprised and events. People are too stuck in their 'one round one antag' ways. They just one exactly one thing to happen, and anything that adds to the round or interferes with sec vs antag vs crew is rejected and reviled. Do not drain all the spi...

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kevinz000 wrote:pretty sure i got made admin because I asked in a semi-joking manner in a forum thread and Okand decided to give me a try
we miss you okand ;-;

Press F to pay respects.

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No offense, but even the fact that you're asking for it is just indicative that it's an awful idea how does this sentence make any sense 99% of admins are admins because they asked for AC as someone who also was told no due to NTR hut posts I stand in solidarity with mr. oxford danno plz dont be a ...

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Sweaterkittens wrote:Everyone in #adminbus agrees that making you an administrator would be a terrible idea. No.

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Really I wouldn't mind if we're warned that the event is going to devolve into button pressing right before the buttons get pressed. But more importantly, I would prefer if admins actually put effort into their events rather than smacking buttons together. That's all I'll ask for. If you don't have...

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i got turned into a dog, then a monkey, then fully healed, then skeleton. which may seem great at first until the syndicate ship starts killing you. Yes, I got turned into a white humanoid after the monkey which let me limp back to the shuttle, but since I was already spaced I was dying, and the tu...

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Randomly searching HOS's and uncaring captains. >Get randomly searched with no alert by HOS, HOS finds my gear (searched because he just doesn't like lizards). > Tell HOS I planted bombs and he better free me or else I'm not saying where they are, tell him I have a health scanner in me from the oth...

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I do not see this as a problem. It adds unexpected surprised and events. People are too stuck in their 'one round one antag' ways. They just one exactly one thing to happen, and anything that adds to the round or interferes with sec vs antag vs crew is rejected and reviled. Do not drain all the spi...

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> Birdboat > Grey tide immediately decides that lynching the command and assaulting sec is acceptable Go fuck your mothers. >cant handle inevitable birdboat graytsunami its a map feature at this point since it straight up doesnt have a bunch of jobs, fortifacation of restricted areas is lax AT BEST...

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