/tg/Station 13

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oranges wrote:
PKPenguin321 wrote:
Super Aggro Crag wrote:Jeez remie maybe I should call you Emotionally Fragilie. Please stop being such a little bitch.
uncalled for.
Don't post in the hut looking for nice comments?

bman

PKPenguin321 wrote:
Super Aggro Crag wrote:Jeez remie maybe I should call you Emotionally Fragilie. Please stop being such a little bitch.
uncalled for.

just like u when a girl gets ur number

bman

Super Aggro Crag wrote:Jeez remie maybe I should call you Emotionally Fragilie. Please stop being such a little bitch.

passive aggressive and mean

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it's like fwoosh likes to mallow in shit ideas and whenever he sees an actually good idea he's like

i love this idea very like it

laser boring boomy missile shooty make explosion good

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Alipheese wrote:Passive aggressive yes.
Mean? No.

this tbh fam

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actually if I remember I just tried to jump around the side of it and spammed the grabber until it latched onto the pipe seriously what was the death jump I missed? it's not a death jump it was that really shitty pole with a platform on it and you need a spear to enter the leg from there, i thought...

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confused rock wrote:I found a heating checkpoint and no water came out and then there was no gravity did I pass it

yes
good luck you reached FIVE PEBBLES.

bman

someone bwoinked me and they remained unbiased through the bwoink and investigated it fairly.

very well.

bman

FantasticFwoosh wrote:, and before i opened my mouth none of you didn't give a shit that a SUN was circling you in a orbit.

fixed that for you

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confused rock wrote:What the spidey mans pff they were survivable

nope

you'll know when you face it

hint: bullshit ledge on pole

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confused rock wrote:nevermind I got it through sheer luck and forgot how I did it

there's a tiny pole in that pic you posted behind the chain on the foreground, you probably jumped on that pole and then grappled to the big one

your next hurdle will be more bullshit than this one, good luck.

bman

this daddy long legs slingshotted itself from the bowels of the earth onto my platform so i quickly jumped and hid behind its side, master of stealth and trickery.

Spoiler:

they run if you spear them sometimes

not that hard of an enemy tbh

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me likey this

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Nilons wrote:Lost my shit in an ahelp situation with him and cussed him out, didnt ban me or even leave an admin remark. Later came back and apologized a few weeks later and he accepted it with no question or grievance and has been chill since. Alright guy.

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confused rock wrote:I just encountered them it took the whole day to avoid them and reach the leg then I fell but I wouldve starved if I didnt
the birds didnt scare me because instead of thinking of it as a soulless monster I thought of it as a really dumb bird with peg legs

so an emu?

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I already fucking met quadriplegic waifu and I haven't seen a single toll in my entire life. is this the benefit of accidentally fucking stumbling into spiders hell instead of the garbage dumps? boi go to garbage wastes it's the PRIME TIME scavenger shithole, it's so shitty i like it, it also has t...

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calzilla1 wrote:I think you guys are sperging out a bit too much on this game(esspecially that this is a forum for another game), but it does has the cutest protag (this includes animeme games)

fuck you we're passionate about slugcats

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Remie Richards wrote:that's japanese.

what do you call a fat asian

a chunk

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> Assistant walks past, his grey suit so pristine, his little spessman body needed to be made soiled.

assistants are cute

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Alright Bman I need a fucking explanation I went to the scavenger's toll with two white shrooms and a pearl threw them all at the dudes tried to walk past and they still killed me explain how the fuck I make friends NOW also make sure that they very clearly get the pearl, dont let it like roll into...

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Alright Bman I need a fucking explanation I went to the scavenger's toll with two white shrooms and a pearl threw them all at the dudes tried to walk past and they still killed me explain how the fuck I make friends NOW did you throw the mushrooms into their faces and did it connect with any of the...

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im now working on a 100% completion playthru

game is fun as fuck

big tip: when in garbage wastes, garbage worms will steal yo spear, you can steal it back if you spam shift right after it grabs it

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or steal them like i did
scav lanterns are great

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after having issues getting the damn neon possiums to unstick himself, I shoved like 4 or 5 and a deer guy into a lizard's mouth. the purple guy sorta follows me and eats the rats instead of me, but he won't leave his area, or follow me into a shelter when theres a storm(also shelters are hard as s...

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how you move a body mate how you keep track of a creature and identify it above the rest mate and do you gotta start over if they don't become a bff before the next shower to move a body just shift and move? they have variations like in my post where i documented my adventure through shaded citadel...

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what is that yellow one eyed creature that warps around me? i assume he is trying to show me directions, but he is pretty misleading and confusing. is he like an ez mode option or something I missed how to disable? leads to you where you might wanna go, sometimes he outright tells you what a hidden...

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wanna see a fucker you cant tame this double trouble https://steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.net/ugc/155779454939446107/2D9DEED8413DCCD4147072C2AA7441FDCF36A9E2/ https://steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.net/ugc/155779595218946657/98E8B06D98F5D413E779190D4F267833CF5124A2/ they can also squeeze into the tunnels ...

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>be goose >spend half of round writing in library, finally release the book (KOTR: Chapter One) find it under the G author section honk >release book >find hadrian and give him book >hadrian is in a crate and he's planning to hide in the cargo tech shuttle so it wont launch and he pranks them >give ...

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Wrong thread ???????????????? u wat mate Did you mean to post it in the stories of awesome? hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM...

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D&B wrote:Wrong thread

???????????????? u wat mate

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how the fuck do I tame the thing? as in, kill like 4 more lizards for it to eat? I don't even think it realised I killed it. how would you even kill something that can't be 1 shot? you can only carry 1 spear. would you have to somehow keep track of the bloody thing while you got another spear? woul...

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one time as a cargo tech
>go to conveyor
>loading 20 crates
>planning to order monkeys and do a meme
>order monkeys
>Get killed by drake before getting to monkey stash fuck

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alright 3 interesting things happened 1.I discovered the drug shrooms slow down time 2.I encountered the rain, and as I tried to find a shelter I climbed up a very long rope and reached a very large room with a sky, but i couldn't see it very well because the rain was too hard and I died immediatel...

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alright 3 interesting things happened 1.I discovered the drug shrooms slow down time 2.I encountered the rain, and as I tried to find a shelter I climbed up a very long rope and reached a very large room with a sky, but i couldn't see it very well because the rain was too hard and I died immediatel...

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danno wrote:is there someone i can watch play this that won't give me cancer

limeylime

cause he doesnt talk lol

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I just solo'd two vultures at one time, you have to throw a spear then jump over it to grab it from its back again, wait for it to lash out then jump etc etc

sadly didnt save cause scavs threw an explosive at me fuck

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danno wrote:i haven't gotten out of the outskirts yet
the scavs are so kawaii how do I become one of them

keep giving them pearls until you become their god-emperor chieftain

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I started a new save and took a different path from the start and now i'm in a totally different place I haven't seen before new saves dont matter cause karma cant go negative it's not like you'll lose too much of anything so basically karma is like uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh being hollow when you die on ...

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MOVES: backflip: run in a direction, jump, then move in the opposite, use this to matrix over enemies. roll: sonic roll, crouch and move in one direction then go in the opposite, really dont know what to do this for other than fun. roll jump: do above then jump to go sanic leap: crouch and hold shif...

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ON PLANTS: GOLDEN FLOWER: has specific spawn locations and respawns randomly in the zone you're in, lets you die and keep karma for one level. BAT BAIT: orange plant with tall leaves, bats are attracted to it so what I do is I eat it, if you eat an inedible plant you can store it for later by holdi...

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but you'll be lit so it's worth it, kill the bitch yeah and you see the seven ghostly echos flying around you and they reveal some lore or some shit i forgot when you sleep how do I make the stupid gate open you need the correct karma or above, karma is the chinese moonspeak that rises one when you...

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wehre is the fucking shelter from the area you just posted you where in go left and youll meet the gate, the shelter is before or after that dont be dumb and ignore gates like i initially did, and be wary that you need the correct karma to enter. oh yeah and guys once you reach moon, if you eat her...

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ShadowDimentio wrote:>Slugcats are as large as people

Jesus christ how horrifying

there are many creatures in the game, some larger than others http://i.4cdn.org/v/1491158596045.webm

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How the hizzidy dizzidy heck do you know where safe spaces from the rain are, I keep getting nuked. it's hard but you gotta FIRST PREPARE your food, then you need to run quickly and not spend too much time in one room, the first bunker you face will always be at your FINGERTIPS DURING THE RAIN LIKE...

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danno wrote:HE FUCKING KILLED ME WHAT THE FUCK

do what i told you in the above post and youll be fine, oh and also if you piss the chieftain off he'll rile up an otherwise cool tribe against you

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Wait, if you drop food in the bunker it stays through hibernation? Only fruit and some other stuff, bats will decompose, there are these water nuts that pop into a jelly treat if you dip it in water, those dont decompose either. Spears and shit will obviously stay, oh yeah, and LIVING PREDATORS wil...

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danno wrote:HAHA GOT 'EM

you will suffer for that, now all the other squidcadas will try to push you off a ledge for your crimes, criminal.

if you want to make friends with them feed them bats.

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Yeah the fact that individuals in this game have opinions of you on top of the opinion of the species as a whole is so immersive. Like you can have a scavenger that hates your guts while the scavengers as a whole love you, and he'll beat the shit out of you every time he sees you. there was this on...

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my adventures across the SHADED CITADEL (home of spiderpedes and other terrors) i had tamed a lizard, i specifically chose this one because it was instantly recognizable due to its cute ear flaps. (lizards can have variations, i saw one with what looked like wing stubs on its back before) however,I ...

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danno wrote:I'm not sure I understand how this relates to that bman but alright

in response to anyone who would say "we already have ridiculous things so this is okay" to the sprites being so riddick

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