/tg/Station 13

omnitricks

I would like something to do with profits as well. Something active the crew is required to follow as well by big brother AI. As it is its kind of like a asimov replacement only with the licence to kill antags and without having to open the door for everyone to get into places they aren't supposed to.

omnitricks

This is bad. Half the risk of volunteering to be borged instead of being in perma is the chance to escape and I use it sometimes. Its a gambit but its a gambit which works magnificently with support or random stuff happening which you capitalize on. That and robotics job is to make borgs. This also ...

omnitricks

Was playing in this round too. I was watching when the HoP took some doctor into his office. Watching from across the hall where his door. All of a sudden he suddenly shoots me with his egun for no reason and some other weirdo smashed a bottle on my head and lit me on fire. Throughout the round I al...

omnitricks

The only thing I know they are for sure accountable for is killing the wizard that made them. Everything else should be fair game since antag.

omnitricks

The fact is when Security ignores the law, especially to be dicks you would be stuck with over the top sentences, perma, gulag, demotions, items stolen, etc but we cannot do anything about that. If we try to get it back they are protected by the security protection rules because "they are doing...

omnitricks

I was the QM in this round. It was horrible to say the least and the clown was not in as much fault or shit as the officers claimed. I put more of the blame on the silicons for not allowing the officers to arrest the clown when they haven't even had any reason to suspect security was out to harm the...

omnitricks

While on the subject of jumpsuits for different departments or heads, maybe headset keys as well since there is actually no legit way to get more besides the basic ones.

omnitricks

Ban me from team antag rounds? What for? For not wanting to play the best I can because I don't want to be a construct? Yes if I am ordered to go hunt or chase people, I will. I will just make a whole lot of mistakes that will benefit the other side more than if I am playing a construct wholehearted...

omnitricks

Implying summon magic x5 or summon guns x5 doesn't work for your objectives or survival. I actually do it because it works given time and patience and have succeeded because of it. The chaos I get to see is a bonus.

omnitricks

Simple solution. Constructs cannot use runes (especially narnar and conversion runes) and constructs do not count to the escape objective. This will cause the cultists to make constructs sparingly especially in the early game or risk losing out on their greentext. Constructs should be when the cult ...

omnitricks

Nice try. There were no reports of tators or nuke ops. No one shouted it out on the comms. The reason I died was because I actually ran into one on my way to engineering. That tator only had one person with him. His already dead victim and seeing me I got attacked as well. No witnesses = no one to r...

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Don't worry. I've already started straightjacketing, muzzling and blindfolding people now that I know it is an acceptable standard among the admins. It makes prisoners easier to handle and harder for them to escape. Also if officers trying to kill people without attempting to even apprehend them is ...

omnitricks

When is this going to be fixed? We can't even retrieve bodies from the airlock without adding to the number of corpses because of this shortsighted change.

omnitricks

Clap clap. It means you still don't get it. Oh well. I know how really shitcurity I can go from now on. I can straightjacket, muzzle, blindfold and earmuff people for no reason whatever their timer is because technically they as "still serving their time" and yes of course I am yelling abo...

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Your byond account: omnitricks Your character name: Cole Smirnov Their character name: Seuss Taer Their byond account(optional, but useful if you can provide it): Raickoz Server and time: Sybil 7:30 GMT Logs and/or screenshots: No logs to speak of. Description of what happened: Saw a cargo tech brea...

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Your byond account: omnitricks Your character name: Caden Joghs (Head of Personnel) Their character name: D.O.O.R.K.N.O.B. Their byond account(optional, but useful if you can provide it): Nitro2985 Server and time: Sybil 7pm gmt Logs and/or screenshots: Caden Joghs is hit by an electrode in the righ...

omnitricks

I agree with the suggestion to let food have buffs. I mean even syndiecakes can heal over time right? (to show how effective it is, I'll point out I brought back someone from crit before by forcefeeding him the cakes)

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Your byond account: omnitricks Your character name: Angelo Knapp (captain) Their character name: Willie Fiddleskin (geneticist) and Mime (forgot name) Their byond account(optional, but useful if you can provide it): Unknown Server and time: Sybil 5th September 7:35 GMT Logs and/or screenshots: chat ...

omnitricks

Seriously? What? This change is just because of nuke ops getting lost? That is a stupid reasoning. If the flukes can't even get to the shuttle or use pinpointers they should just have it disabled. Also slow space is retarded. I cannot get back into the shuttle if I slip, I cannot get back if I get p...

omnitricks

Science showers and showers near the holodeck should spawn automatically full with these because showers slip.

omnitricks

HoPs are fine as they are. Like someone else pointed out there is going to be unhappy people whether or not you give out access. Sometimes I ask Heads as a formality before adding people into their department. Especially when it is already half full or all the way full. If not I'll assign people and...

omnitricks

I liked it. Turn skeletons in lockers into a random event or something in the future.

omnitricks

Departmental identity. Says the person that removes the identity of every greyshirt every by randomizing their jumpsuit colours to the point my eyes hurt because so much bright. Stop trying to defend this shitty change when no one actually likes it. What? Did you fail to kill a HoS as an antag becau...

omnitricks

Hell no. I like playing lawyers as they are. Sure I rarely get a trial since the station is always fubar and no one has the luxury of time unless the shift is quiet but those are real fun times. Also it depends on how shit shitcurity is. Sometimes they let you represent clients. Sometimes they ask a...

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Want reasons for why assistants should have maint access? Ok. Assistants make up the bulk of the station so Radiation thingy. Go to maint to not get irradiated. Oh assistants cannot get into maint because no access. Other crewmembers get to go into maint because they can go in there from their own d...

omnitricks

The stuff to make improvised shotguns. Science can't have all the nice things.

omnitricks

Make lipsticks able to work on more than lips. If I target the eyes, then it can paint around the eyes and if I target the cheek, it paints the cheek. Black eyes (for fake bruises on other parts of the body if someone examines without using a the medical scanner) enabling more methods to get someone...

omnitricks

Is it possible to add the mime crayon/rainbow crayon into the costume crate? Or maybe a special crate for them like a redecoration crate adding in crayons along with random paints, floor tiles and doors (hooray chance for bananium doors in cargo)

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Your byond account: omnitricks Your character name: The Headsman (mime) Their character name: Deep Thought (AI) Their byond account(optional, but useful if you can provide it): JefftheMighty Server and time: Sybil 3:30 pm GMT Logs and/or screenshots: Because I was the mime, I could only talk in PDA ...

omnitricks

Space Law is pretty much useless to the game because admins rather get their banboner on than allow officers to punish people ICly according to space law for IC issues.

omnitricks

No fun allowed. Rule 0 everything to catch players of guard eventhough they aren't doing anything against the rules just because I don't agree with the way you play.

omnitricks

I have no problems with murderbone but I have problems with shuttle ping pong just to get the murderbone continuing while I stay dead for another half an hour I ain't getting back. Sure I get pissed if some idiot with a steal objective comes and murder me for no reason but thats half the fun of it.

omnitricks

I say lol sometimes in conversations. Although its impossible to say omg for real I end up saying "O-M-G!" Its not so much as netspeak as its more terms that people already recognize. It would be better if the rules change to something like making it against the rules to say something phys...

omnitricks

Humans are the masterace. AI starts as asimov, lizards are non human according to Asimov. You can pretty much have the AI kill your targets as a tator according to the rules although the AI might screw you over unless your instructions are accurate and watertight. Captain lizard? Tator: "Captai...

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Isn't the briefcase emaggable too which is why its pretty much useless to begin with? Being able to use handcuff on it to make it harder to remove it from a person would be quite an improvement and at least it nerfs the captain for a time given he would only have one hand.

omnitricks

There is a delay when you actually get on the table. Other than that do this please. In fact add stuff like ladders we can play wrestling with too.

omnitricks

I would prefer something like constructs are not counted as escapees or allowed to be used to summon nar sie. That way at least there will be less murderbone-shard-construct sometimes which is better than all the time as it is. Its way easier to kill someone and shard them than to convert them and p...

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Byond account and character name: omnitricks, Donald Keener Banning admin: saegrimr Ban reason and length: Gets deconverted in rev, while being uncooperative is fine because you dont like the HoS, shocking the brig doors in retaliation while no longer a rev is pure greytide crap. You're really racki...

omnitricks

Since I have no roundend screen or any access to the laws I will point out that it also mentioned something along the lines of having no other witnesses. However as the warden has tracking implanted all of security's officers they would have gotten out, eventually. Hence if security did their job in...

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Byond account and character name: Omnitricks, Lincoln Camp Banning admin: Stickymayhem Ban reason and length: 1440 minutes, Uploading a law that says to strip security naked and gulag them well after blob announcement because they got brigged mistakenly. Time ban was placed (including time zone): 8:...

omnitricks

Sunglasses, all the cool kids have them.

omnitricks

I scream shitsec immediately after my arrest in these two occassions that you have looked into because THEY HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO REASON TO START TAZING AND CUFFING WHEN THEY DID AND IF YOU ARE ACTUALLY READING THE DAMNED THREADS INSTEAD OF BEING A USELESS BADMIN THAT APPROVES OF SHITCURITY YOU WOULD K...

omnitricks

So glad to know the level of shitcurity approved by Creationpro in the server. Certainly a shining example to all admins everywhere. At least now I know that I can instigate shit as security or a secborg with no proper reason just to give players a reason to retaliate and give Mickey Mouse reasons t...

omnitricks

Prepare yourselves for people that pick actual jobs to get that antag chance but don't actually do anything

omnitricks

Is this an entirely new spell or is it replacing summon magic/guns? because I need my summon magic x5 to survive

omnitricks

Bluespace already said it wasn't him. Don't know how it is until an admin finds out for me.

omnitricks

Your byond account: omnitricks Your character name: Reed Potter Their character name: Borgis Pepper (secborg) Their byond account(optional, but useful if you can provide it) : Wasn't going to wait for round end. It was taking too long. Server and time: 17/8 2.05 pm GMT Logs and/or screenshots: Dr.D...

omnitricks

When I say axe, I mean all of engineering collectively. Like I said, I was shooting at the axe wielder that was hacking away at Nasir first and then you started using the damned laser on me which would have killed me if not for my riot shield which was when I started shooting at you as well. The log...

omnitricks

You can say what you want but anyone reading this topic can see your own logs and the true sequence of events for what they are and it all follows what I have explained: Shoving > axing > shooting > more shooting > subduing > attempted brigging. To rebut your own allegations of how the events were: ...

omnitricks

Cargo was designated security for the round because we started with no sec and HoP opened all the crates for us. I spent the whole round reinforcing cargo which everyone can agree with because they were commenting about how much metal we had and I also had to deal with the borgs messing with our doo...

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