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I think some yelled "HELP! [SURNAME/LOCATION!]" That's fine.

But you see people who have an extra 5-10 seconds still lazily droning "x bad y rude".

Kind of pathetic, really.

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I miss clock cult, gangs and zombies, you've got me there.

Spiders are already soft removed 50% of the time when the shuttle temp drops below 72F.

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I think this take is fine on MRP. MRP should have a decent amount of rule 12 policing going on.

Expecting this on LRP will start a whackamole trash fire even if its slapped on the MOTD in eye-breaking red.

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The average weight of an adult male lion is 420 lbs @MSO The average weight of an adult female lion is 280 lbs The mean between these two is 350 so we will use that metric. Using this, one billion lions weigh 350,000,000,000 lbs. Thats fifteen trillion cricket bats, in metric. This nearing the scope...

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Farquaar wrote: ↑Mon Apr 11, 2022 8:46 am We should just try enforcing random names on Manuel for a month.

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General left because the autonomous capital machine already economically moves right, no matter how much you obfuscate your worldview with social politics. A centralized result is the only functioning potential-model that isn't disparate for a subgroup unilaterally, so a counterbalance is required B...

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I will make it public knowledge right now that if a traitor wants to have a thematic gimmick that I will sponsor them directly. I will even write up something if they aren't feeling imaginative, then reward them for following essentially cosmetic objectives. And if you are on MRP and want to do thes...

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I got back and read through all of this, and it has encouraged me to try silicon play myself to get a feel for these conditions from a (mostly) unbiased standpoint. Since my entire admin platform is basically "Good faith good. Bad faith? Fuck you." I'd like to see for myself how playing th...

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As a player who started back when AI/Silicon were a true third party for all intents and purposes, I'd like to know what issues came up that caused these changed so silicon policy to make the 'perpetual passive rule 1' a ruling. I'm going to assume it was along a series of bad-faith play by silicon ...

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If an ethereal crawls into a recharger it violently overcharges them and drains the recharger completely.

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My only input is that having a no frosted donuts available for certain recipes is bad.

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Stickymayhem wrote: ↑Sat Apr 09, 2022 2:38 pm I have never once seen a round where there was no food available.

I want to experience a round where food scarcity is an actual problem someone has to go solve

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One of the most thoughtful admins I've ever met.

Made me feel at home on the admin team almost instantly, always has an excellent take on tickets and all of my dumb questions.

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Drag is one of the real ones, where if I know I am logged in obs with them that I will have someone around who 100% has my back.

They work their ass off to make the servers a better space.

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Did you know that cooms is a real word?

I didn't until I typed it in a rage on try 6

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Campbell problem? Is that a name for some kind of mob or something?

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Local man is completely right.

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Spiders and zombies are both great and I'm still legitimately tilted that zombies got nerfed into nonexistence.

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I think the largest problem this faces is that your average virologist absolutely believes that regen coma is a helpful thing to introduce, so they will. If this became policy, I don't know if I could ever bring myself to note someone for it unless I caught them twirling their mustache and laughing ...

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While I remember secborgs, there are a ton of new players who do not. Obviously 'security robot' sounds cool on paper, but the problem was that one secborg on site suddenly invalidated all other security staff. Imagine if sec could open every door and be notified by AI instantly on a (mostly) privat...

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Good thread. Atmos is mostly like some kind of eldritch magic to me, so I'm happy to explain my failures. 1. What are you trying to do? I have tried to set up a tritium harvest through the turbine engine a few times, each time I usually had to cry for Evola Vickers or their equivalent atmosian to co...

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I will paypal bounty anyone who writes a comprehensive 'atmos for dipshits' guide. Publish it in the library. Includes all gasses to current version. Btw you would be writing it for me. I am the dipshit. I've always believed that advanced reference manuals should be available in the library, anyway,...

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why should players who are just trying to have fun have to suffer because a trialmin made an awful decision (many such cases) they shouldnt be allowed to do anything other than boink unless there is a babysitter admin present Admins of every color can have their actions brought into question by app...

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this is pretty much why trialmins should have no power whatsoever no bans no notes no pushing buttons all it does is lead to shit like this One or two contestable notes in easily 50-100+ tickets resolved? 1984. Trialmins should be judged by their ability to exist in observer in a liminal state of b...

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Seems like plenty of justification, given the fact the other guy had already recieved verbal warnings and harmless throw-out, and it's not like the engineer came at him with a real weapon. I think it's unfair to present this as an isolated case given it was against a wordless serial offender. Unles...

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We love a no-comms-straight-to-lethals escalation. You’re firing off like the assistant also didn’t have anything punitive happen to them. I hate greytide to the point where I think people post XX hours should be locked out of assistant (unless all roles taken). In spite of that I feel like tee-ing ...

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cacogen wrote: ↑Sun Apr 03, 2022 10:27 am Would an ASCII johnson fall under the zoomer interpretation of rule 8?

I'd probably just laugh but you'd be rolling the proverbial dice.

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As long as the declaration doesn't have rule 8'er in it I'd say do whatever you want (on LRP).

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Ban upheld because dead meme

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I keep mine the same so that cacogen can never know peace while browsing mobile.

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Foréigean Teaghlaigh.

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First, distract target . >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> https://tgstation13.org/phpBB/viewtopic.php?f=83&t=31394 <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< Then block his blind jab. Counter with cross to the left cheek. Discombobulate. https://i.imgur.com/rv3eGms.png Follow up. Shitpost. Cross to right cheek. Discombobulate. ht...

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Thanks.

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Alright but you've really outdone yourself with these

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Pneumatic hammer: Flattens people like they've been vendor slammed, CD 6-8 seconds Funny hand: Steals the item that a player is holding in their right hand from the same tile range as meathook, putting it into your free hand. Looks like those jelly slapping hands you used to get at the dentist. Ro-...

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Young? Under 20? You missed a turn, the womb is that way >>>>>>>>>

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Farquaar wrote: ↑Wed Mar 23, 2022 1:08 pm selfDefenceOnMRP.mp3

Thanks Farq I'm using this later

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I am having a minor dispute I shall now throw 10 IEDS and say 'whoops' so admin dont ban please

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Boot wrote: ↑Sun Mar 20, 2022 7:39 pm Maybe if a Xeno hive grows large enough it auto-recalls the shuttle and gives the ai the quarantine law.

I really like this idea. A diet delta, basically.

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I'm for this but for all of the wrong reasons.

I'm up for anything, by default, that disrupts assistant gameplay.

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A window was cracked in far aft maintenance.

Alexa, close every firelock in a 100 parsec range.

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How embarassing.

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I wish the parts were hotkeyed so I can feel like iron man instead of geriatric clicking man

QM modsuit quite delightful

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post your latest note and I'll post mine ;;;;)

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Sticky hitting the most based take like clockwork, as usual.

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cacogen wrote: ↑Thu Mar 17, 2022 6:14 am wrongly characterised as toxic or as a simple greytider?

The only time I have ever had a positive experience with Pax was taking off his suit and watching him burn.

One down, five to go.

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I still remember this old round maybe five years ago where the HoS and Captain were “”roleplaying”” space Ss officers, coralling lizardmen to the labor camp, removing their tails and forcing them to perma in labor camp because “liggers had no rights”. I remember being pissed that I was stuck in perm...

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I think conceptually and visually ethereals are higher then plasme n for me, for two major reasons: Aesthetically ethereals have an infinitely higher number of options. Energy people who can act as literal conduits is also more interesting to me than on-fire-skeleton-man. The naming conventions are ...

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Now that Icepacks is gone we should have more pleasant and non toxic players re-welcomed into the community like Oldman Robustin

This is a threat

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