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by Incomptinence
Mon May 26, 2014 11:17 pm
Forum: NTStation Ideas
Topic: Quartermaster is a real head >:I
Replies: 68
Views: 28477

Re: Quartermaster is a real head >:I

I know bug, bug is called QM.
Squish bug.
by Incomptinence
Mon May 26, 2014 11:11 pm
Forum: NTStation Coding
Topic: (Poll) The dreaded parapen nerf
Replies: 25
Views: 16109

Re: (Poll) The dreaded parapen nerf

I prefer small variations on parapen C4. Detomax C4 back when det wasn't pointless and actually had a useful knock out on it (if it went off), revolver minibomb louder but quicker also knocked out a witness trying to save my target who I then killed. Parapen C4 then set it to a really long timer so ...
by Incomptinence
Mon May 26, 2014 6:45 am
Forum: Coding Feedback
Topic: Cult Conversion Requiring 3
Replies: 29
Views: 8413

Re: Cult Conversion Requiring 3

If they are being that sloppy they might as well make constructs instead of converts. Sure it takes a bit of pilfered plas steel to start now but constructs lead to more constructs and are more effective than a random extinguisher maniac.
by Incomptinence
Mon May 26, 2014 6:33 am
Forum: Video Games
Topic: Transistor
Replies: 25
Views: 7364

Re: Transistor

Thoroughly pleased liked ending, game is good.

Getting copies of functions at latter levels is quite fun.
by Incomptinence
Mon May 26, 2014 6:07 am
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Expectations of Security
Replies: 52
Views: 19343

Re: Expectations of Security

Sec and det pda carts are pretty old and rarely used, it would be nice if they had full computer functionality for their respective roles. Witness and Protective Custody settings would be nice for arrest status, security barely functions as a defensive force.
by Incomptinence
Mon May 26, 2014 6:05 am
Forum: NTStation Coding
Topic: (Poll) The dreaded parapen nerf
Replies: 25
Views: 16109

Re: (Poll) The dreaded parapen nerf

I like C4 gibbing and I don't mind being slugged with a parapen.

Other small explosives are being set off on the floor C4 goes off on your chest, I don't see why it needs to be "normalised".
by Incomptinence
Mon May 26, 2014 5:59 am
Forum: NTStation Feedback
Topic: [POLL]Rapid Prototyping Port
Replies: 26
Views: 11533

Re: [POLL]Rapid Prototyping Port

Sounds like almost everything I want. All it needs is slime cores as components depending on colour.
by Incomptinence
Mon May 26, 2014 5:56 am
Forum: Coding Feedback
Topic: Cult Conversion Requiring 3
Replies: 29
Views: 8413

Re: Cult Conversion Requiring 3

Words are auto shared through notes check your notes.
by Incomptinence
Sat May 24, 2014 2:55 pm
Forum: Coding Feedback
Topic: [POLL] Has Mining update been successful?
Replies: 120
Views: 36005

Re: [POLL] Has Mining update been successful?

Look the people who wholeheartedly agree with this overhaul are so few I literally checked the members list to see that Ergo wasn't one of them. Luckily Ergosavi hasn't even made a forum account so the the pro overhaul camp doesn't have one of their scarce votes ridiculed and disregarded. This is th...
by Incomptinence
Sat May 24, 2014 12:20 pm
Forum: Closed Policy Discussion
Topic: Hulk Humanity Discussion, Poll
Replies: 59
Views: 25251

Re: Hulk Humanity Discussion, Poll

Oh man my memories of unstoppable (for me) hulks pawing at my upload like their hamhands are a hacked AI module are so fond. Or that time an idiot geneticist uploaded a law that basically just said I was a cultist and to keep it secret (not even that only cultists were human or who they were or what...
by Incomptinence
Sat May 24, 2014 4:06 am
Forum: NTStation Feedback
Topic: Summon mechs is dumb
Replies: 77
Views: 30049

Re: Summon mechs is dumb

It would be really funny if the spawned ripleys rushed mining and got blown up/devastated by mobs.
by Incomptinence
Fri May 23, 2014 2:10 pm
Forum: NTStation Feedback
Topic: Tommy gun OP as balls.
Replies: 21
Views: 9249

Re: Tommy gun OP as balls.

A regular smg is for regular werewolves. A tommy gun is for cyborg werewolves.
by Incomptinence
Fri May 23, 2014 9:30 am
Forum: Closed Policy Discussion
Topic: You must be 18 or older to play on the game servers.
Replies: 114
Views: 37242

Re: You must be 18 or older to play on the game servers.

If we make a point of imprisoning everyone who spawns on the arrivals shuttle then ejecting them into space an hour later the server might get a pass for sending a sovereign message.
by Incomptinence
Fri May 23, 2014 9:25 am
Forum: General Chat
Topic: [POLL] Do you ERP?
Replies: 68
Views: 39688

Re: [POLL] Do you ERP?

Had an erper come on to me once.

Told em my character lost his dick in the war.
by Incomptinence
Fri May 23, 2014 9:21 am
Forum: Ideas
Topic: Assistant Overhaul
Replies: 81
Views: 22417

Re: Assistant Overhaul

Pfft assistant access better than MD access? So much of maint is wasted space and medics can access a tiny portion anyway I would say different not better. Their spawning position is definitely the strongest thing they have. Oh here is this huge stash of tools pity if someone did crime with it *tool...
by Incomptinence
Fri May 23, 2014 8:30 am
Forum: Coding Feedback
Topic: "Stealth" traitor items.
Replies: 13
Views: 4506

Re: "Stealth" traitor items.

If you're in a position for people to tell that your voice changer gasmask or your chameleon jumpsuit is a traitor item, you're bunged anyway. Ditto on no-slips, though I'd like to see Noslips have a chameleon shoe function, just to counter the brown shoe meta. Honestly, I think subtle traitor item...
by Incomptinence
Fri May 23, 2014 4:52 am
Forum: Video Games
Topic: Space Engineers: Crashing big penises general?
Replies: 28
Views: 9161

Re: Space Engineers: Crashing big penises general?

Ship welders ship welders assemble!
by Incomptinence
Thu May 22, 2014 11:22 pm
Forum: Coding Feedback
Topic: "Stealth" traitor items.
Replies: 13
Views: 4506

Re: "Stealth" traitor items.

The whole disguise suit is prohibitively expensive and incomplete. Is he wearing a generic looking gas mask? Did he turn his cham suit into a uniform version that is out of date? Does he have the right colour pda? Harmbatton that tattorly sneak!
by Incomptinence
Thu May 22, 2014 11:18 pm
Forum: NTStation Ideas
Topic: [POLL]Increase Head of Security's Access
Replies: 37
Views: 14314

Re: [POLL]Increase Head of Security's Access

Can't the NT server have more leeway on that?
by Incomptinence
Thu May 22, 2014 3:06 pm
Forum: Coding Feedback
Topic: Vox
Replies: 28
Views: 7591

Re: Vox

I love vox.

You can assblast my usa anyday.
by Incomptinence
Thu May 22, 2014 2:56 pm
Forum: Coding Feedback
Topic: Wires shocking on contact
Replies: 17
Views: 4278

Re: Wires shocking on contact

Hell with the mining underwhelm we don't even smelt STEEL anymore! You could turn the station into a hill fort and no one would notice the difference, well the captain might like his new crown.
by Incomptinence
Thu May 22, 2014 2:50 pm
Forum: NTStation Ideas
Topic: [POLL]Increase Head of Security's Access
Replies: 37
Views: 14314

Re: [POLL]Increase Head of Security's Access

The head of security only needs better access to... executions!

Why is our equivalent of a small town sheriff waiting for some bureaucrat who keeps his lasers in PONCY GLASS CASES to give the all clear?
by Incomptinence
Thu May 22, 2014 2:47 pm
Forum: NTStation Feedback
Topic: Tommy gun OP as balls.
Replies: 21
Views: 9249

Re: Tommy gun OP as balls.

Smg rounds need silver in them so when the bullets are whizzing by your head you can admire them and go "oh my what a pimped out bullet".

Further test subjects required to observe whether their tiny hydraulics systems are operating in mid air.
by Incomptinence
Thu May 22, 2014 11:15 am
Forum: Coding Feedback
Topic: Wires shocking on contact
Replies: 17
Views: 4278

Re: Wires shocking on contact

This is NT quality we are talking about, our grips are just iron painted a different colour. Iron age of the future!
by Incomptinence
Thu May 22, 2014 9:40 am
Forum: Coding Feedback
Topic: Wires shocking on contact
Replies: 17
Views: 4278

Re: Wires shocking on contact

Shouldn't this only happen with wirecutters? I mean damn it isn't like these items can CUT THE WIRES.
by Incomptinence
Thu May 22, 2014 9:37 am
Forum: NTStation Ideas
Topic: Quartermaster is a real head >:I
Replies: 68
Views: 28477

Re: Quartermaster is a real head >:I

Well they have full mining access if they want to spend time playing the ergo-mining liked by two whole people other than the person who made it.
by Incomptinence
Thu May 22, 2014 8:30 am
Forum: Video Games
Topic: Transistor
Replies: 25
Views: 7364

Re: Transistor

I like to mask then triple void(crash)(crash is under void so I can get it to stop interrupting my sweet combos with its tiny damage also doesn't unmask) then I hit with cull(load,spark) to their back for 3619 damage. You can probably go higher.
by Incomptinence
Thu May 22, 2014 1:26 am
Forum: NTStation Feedback
Topic: Summon mechs is dumb
Replies: 77
Views: 30049

Re: Summon mechs is dumb

You do know wizards have EMP in a can right? If that isn't good enough it is EMPs fault for being wussy.
by Incomptinence
Thu May 22, 2014 12:56 am
Forum: Video Games
Topic: Transistor
Replies: 25
Views: 7364

Re: Transistor

Is good. Less repetitive than bastion so far. Power changing menu is quite unresponsive but outside of that menu game runs fine.
by Incomptinence
Wed May 21, 2014 4:30 am
Forum: Coding Feedback
Topic: [POLL] Has Mining update been successful?
Replies: 120
Views: 36005

Re: fix mining

Things still wrong with mining even if the ore is fixed up on NT (thanks). 1: The distribution is all fucked up. The ore tubes are shut and the ore redemption machine spits valuable metal into the hall. Make the ore redeemer able to make plas- steel (as a toggle I guess) and you can have it replace ...
by Incomptinence
Wed May 21, 2014 2:32 am
Forum: General Chat
Topic: GUIDE: How to R&D like a pro
Replies: 29
Views: 16943

Re: GUIDE: How to R&D like a pro

Xenobio slime farmers and botanists do more research than R&D even.
by Incomptinence
Wed May 21, 2014 2:21 am
Forum: NTStation Ideas
Topic: Ghetto Parapens & Silencing chems
Replies: 45
Views: 17621

Re: Ghetto Parapens & Silencing chems

I'm cool with parapens. I do like more exotic murders but stuff like poisoning or viruses (there really should be an incentive to use poor spread virus as an assassination tool) just aren't potent enough or fast enough to make to be worth bothering with, most of this talk of "planning" usu...
by Incomptinence
Tue May 20, 2014 8:15 am
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Basil or Artyom? (Merge poll)
Replies: 77
Views: 20630

Re: Basil or Artyom? (Merge poll)

Basil is a weak condiment, rename servers Salt and Pepper.
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by Incomptinence
Tue May 20, 2014 7:45 am
Forum: General Chat
Topic: GUIDE: AUTOMATED TELESCIENCE/BUILDING A HONK
Replies: 37
Views: 13026

Re: GUIDE: AUTOMATED TELESCIENCE/BUILDING A HONK

H.O.N.K. is brittle as all hell and if it plays the honkblaster gimmick ear protection is a counter. Not game ruining in the slightest.
by Incomptinence
Tue May 20, 2014 6:01 am
Forum: Video Games
Topic: Space Engineers: Crashing big penises general?
Replies: 28
Views: 9161

Re: Space Engineers: Crashing big penises general?

What do you want? Go at the speed of light simulator? That sounds really dull. The top speed is 374.4 kmph or 232.6 mph, while driving at sports car speeds is a tad underwhelming it isn't slow nor is there an abundance of obstacles.
by Incomptinence
Tue May 20, 2014 2:27 am
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Game Server Maintenance - temp server until ~monday
Replies: 16
Views: 5946

Re: Game Server Maintenance - temp server until ~monday

Did that, nothing worked until I shut byond down.
by Incomptinence
Tue May 20, 2014 1:43 am
Forum: General Chat
Topic: GUIDE: AUTOMATED TELESCIENCE/BUILDING A HONK
Replies: 37
Views: 13026

Re: GUIDE: AUTOMATED TELESCIENCE/BUILDING A HONK

Oh boy if the miners weren't compelled to put their ore into the redundant smelter of ergoshame we could be teleporting metal shipments and tools back and forth. Thanks for ruining mining again Ergo.
by Incomptinence
Tue May 20, 2014 1:38 am
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Game Server Maintenance - temp server until ~monday
Replies: 16
Views: 5946

Re: Game Server Maintenance - temp server until ~monday

Well that's weird byond needs to not be running for byond links to works aaand new byond seems to lack anywhere to put in IPs on its own. Byoooooond.
by Incomptinence
Mon May 19, 2014 11:30 am
Forum: NTStation Ideas
Topic: Remove the Bombcap?
Replies: 23
Views: 9252

Re: Remove the Bombcap?

With the AI satellite there is indeed a pretty good location for non antags to use bombs. The whole thing is like a "blast in case of rogue" sign floating in space. I also have seen rare non crew murdering uses against blobs. Usually multiple to take out the floor all around the core turni...
by Incomptinence
Mon May 19, 2014 11:23 am
Forum: NTStation Ideas
Topic: Quartermaster is a real head >:I
Replies: 68
Views: 28477

Re: Quartermaster is a real head >:I

If the QM is a head (gross disgusting) should the HoP then need to ask them for permission for increasing any job over capacity or up to in the case of engineers? This equipment uses points which will then be the QM's (curses be upon them) domain. Would a captain coming in and ordering things be con...
by Incomptinence
Mon May 19, 2014 9:58 am
Forum: NTStation Coding
Topic: [WIP] The -Lathe Update
Replies: 17
Views: 7767

Re: [WIP] The -Lathe Update

More details on the autolathe nerf please?
by Incomptinence
Mon May 19, 2014 8:31 am
Forum: NTStation Feedback
Topic: Speed Discussion/Poll
Replies: 52
Views: 22104

Re: Speed Discussion/Poll

Higher speed to go with larger maps just makes sense to me.
by Incomptinence
Mon May 19, 2014 8:28 am
Forum: NTStation Ideas
Topic: Quartermaster is a real head >:I
Replies: 68
Views: 28477

Re: Quartermaster is a real head >:I

People newly assigned to jobs or job slots increased, might mean more equipment is needed. Cargo is the best source of equipment.
by Incomptinence
Mon May 19, 2014 7:49 am
Forum: NTStation Ideas
Topic: Quartermaster is a real head >:I
Replies: 68
Views: 28477

Re: Quartermaster is a real head >:I

Qms are scum praise HoP. All QMs do is harass the cargo techs/ ignore the miners orrrr they initiate guncargo. Scum scum scum, make the QM spawn on a walled off space tile. On a less ravening note new equipment meeting new job assignments is a good combo and also the HoP naturally can bypass ID lock...
by Incomptinence
Mon May 19, 2014 7:35 am
Forum: Video Games
Topic: Space Engineers: Crashing big penises general?
Replies: 28
Views: 9161

Re: Space Engineers: Crashing big penises general?

Terbs terbs you do realise your speed is in metres per second not miles per hour right?
by Incomptinence
Sun May 18, 2014 4:49 am
Forum: NTStation Ideas
Topic: Summon Melee
Replies: 13
Views: 6618

Re: Summon Melee

How about...

summon pens
by Incomptinence
Fri May 16, 2014 11:54 pm
Forum: Video Games
Topic: Crusader Kings II (Gay son simulator)
Replies: 12
Views: 4748

Re: Crusader Kings II (Gay son simulator)

Passover + normal feasting means any Jewish vassals are ridiculously content. That is all it reliably does actually.
by Incomptinence
Fri May 16, 2014 11:27 pm
Forum: NTStation Feedback
Topic: Cryo
Replies: 5
Views: 4794

Re: Cryo

Wait are you saying the ejection is automated? That's TERRIBLE.
by Incomptinence
Fri May 16, 2014 6:31 am
Forum: NTStation Ideas
Topic: Remove Secborgs?
Replies: 7
Views: 2173

Re: Remove Secborgs?

No sympathy for neanderthal sec who openly brag they are going to kill someone to the AI can so they can valid kill the AI/borgs too. No sympathy for retarded borgs that bust in or release a prisoner or tase a sec officer because MUH HARM. Which do you think happens more often? If they are crashing...