/tg/Station 13

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>be mortus >find bum >attack bum in legs >rng is bad, miss >they have bone flail and start attacking me >keep attacking >rng is awful i literally do not hit him after attacking him 15 times >he has autistic strength and beats the shit out of me >go down >sperge autistically >get killed >disconnect

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do it cuckold your shitposts are worse then the clowns pockets

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Anonmoron

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possibly your internet connection? you can run Spessmans on basically anything

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he is a good boy i would have his children if i could and was a woman

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prolly just bad time dilation/server lag, happens to me occasionally too

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well shit boys

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InsaneHyena wrote:>Is a counter to kudzu
>Gets killed by kudzu immediately
I agree that Pete needs a gigantic buff. You want to kill the station with your memeplant? Have the foresight to kill the goat.

half the chefs already murder pete round start for goat meat

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gud thing I shilled out 15 bucks before he stopped taking cash

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too late

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situation was that miner used ash storm staff to murder everyone during the siege of reebe, he killed all the cultists, but he also killed all the noncultists, if it wern't for the borg that survived that came and killed the ark, clockies would have one because of it

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J_Madison wrote:
calzilla1 wrote:How the hell do you even join lifeweb anyways?
party starts friday afternoon
ends sunday evening
old byond account required

You used to be able to shill out 15 bucks to play but now the owner (a drug addicted Russian) only takes bitcoin payments

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kevinz000 wrote:fuck XD

Kev needs to stop deadminning to play sec and start coding!

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Super Aggro Crag wrote:What if someone paid you to fuck off

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Generally pleasant experience with him so far, let me explain my side of the story in the DiamondSentinel situation, asked a few clarifying questions and left it that. It'd be nice if he also told people when their ahelps are resolved and they aren't sitting there waiting for a response that will ne...

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attain skill

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I did not lie about being harmed. The HoS beat me with his harmbaton. You should probably check the logs about that. Since the captain ordered this, both should be responsible. I ordered no such thing. I ordered your arrest. That's it. Not being present at a democratic vote for a shuttle call, reca...

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Hi I was the captain. I would first off like to apologize for laughing at you over BYOND pm's after you got banned. That was uncool of me, and I'm sorry. It was generally a stupid situation and I got carried away. That being said, there's a few things your leaving out here. Cult is somewhat delt wit...

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It's gonna be a shitty Hearhstone ripoff with micro transactions.

Remember when Valve made good games and updated the ones they already made?

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>Be latejoin detective >Enter hell >Shitters running around with all access and guns, its a god damn nightmare >Can't catch any of them >Eventually the AI yells about the captain having sex with the HoP >Go to investigate >Pax is spawning reinforced walls around them but that doesn't stop a really ...

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(mostly) quick to answer ahelps, memes a lot more then other admins and when he's not roasting me over ahelps, generally a good guy and solid admin

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i personally enjoy newcult so far, it's a good change of pace and a lot of the fat has definitely been cut down within the slab, that being said, the cult just feels too powerful. being able to make a maze of mania motors, wardens and walls. like qbop suggested, making a randomized spawn point for t...

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okay but your banned

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We just had someone bring in something of equal or greater worth, IE someone would want a baseball bat so they gave us a spear

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>be assistant >make assistant shop with another assistant >get spare sec gear from arrivals checkpoint, hos says its okay >get spare captain gear, headset,bedsheet,glasses,crown >captain says its okay >lizardsec Lives-Till-Death repeatedly tries to arrest me and the other assistant, ignoring the hos...

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Im retarded and should wait till the round is over

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Two self-contained stations with crew randomly assigned to one or the other and treated as team antagonists with some means of getting from one station to the other (such as invading their mining station and taking the shuttle) sounds like it would be fun as hell not gonna lie. Would need some fuck...

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I didnt put it in feedback because as far as I can tell it isn't even in the game

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A strapping young lad who is quick to answer ahelps and will make a fine admin

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probably wouldn't work as well as you'd think and will just be "find the antag with papers and kill him first" that's why setting up a meeting would be fun, you'd have to plan out meetings, out in the open, or leave the documents somewhere. it would require planning other then the esword/...

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So yeah, Antagfreeze or whatever, but I noticed this on the wiki earlier: Exchange You're going to be asked to retrieve a set of secret documents held by another agent on station, and that agent will be asked the same for the documents in your own bag. If all things go well, both of you will meet up...

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D&B wrote:>Abusing ghost roles

Deserved

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is a good boy, funny but serious when needed

promote now

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Seems it can't measure the amount of hours I've played: Between your first connection on 2016-10-07 21:58:55 and your most recent connection on 2017-07-29 22:29:17, you have connected 1009 times. You have wasted 0 hours playing Space Station 13, because time spent doing something you enjoy isn't was...

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unless something's missing here I really don't see why j_mad copped a ban for arresting someone carrying all sorts of deadly chemicals who then tries to slip and murder a sec officer who came to check up on them. CMO's during cult rounds should report to the brig for an implant then get their medsta...

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excellent admin and I have nothing bad to say about him. every interaction i've had with him has been pleasant

that being said his forum avatar makes me wanna kill myself

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Ratvar sucks ass for a reason lads. And Nar-sie, the TRUE elder god, just proved it.

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"ALL THE TRAITORS ARE DEAD AND I'M BORED"

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Haven't had much interaction with him but I've been called a qbopper alt 4 times by different admins so he's probably a good boy.

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THE GRAND STORY OF THE MOST AUTISTIC NUKE FLOP (ME) AND HOW THEY FAILED TERRIBLY >be me, not you >eh no more ss13 rounds, i guess ill sign up as assistant and do the suicide meme >turns out, im an operative >damn son >tell lead op not to declare war >"okay" >everyone else agrees >we get ge...

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There isn't one?!?!?!??!?!??!

There is the Environment resolution thing but its so generic and people dont even read that shit anyways

If im retarded and there is one delet this

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In many rev rounds, people who are unaware of the fact that the shuttle will never leave while Heads of Staff/Revheads are still alive will call the shuttle and then people will sit on it for the rest of the round waiting for it to leave, even thought it never will. I propose showing a giant message...

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Shit, I like making bombs. Watching the station go up in flames is fucking quality, and if I'm a nonantag and doing toxins, I deliver (or at least try) to get my bombs to mining. I think that reducing the amount of starter TTVs, to say one or two would be a good change as on more then one occasion, ...

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oldmans policy discussions

oldmans ban appeals getting denied

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i was the mime, good times my man, good times

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frogmin is goodmin

in all seriousness, chill dude, both in ahelps and ooc, runs good events and is normally the only sybilmin along with pax

i also taught him how to make maxcaps

goodboi promote immediately

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a'ight that's all good, thanks

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Byond account and character name: Qbmax32, Max Capp Noting admin: IcePacks and excessiveuseofcobby Note reasons: Note 1 is: Previously Watchlisted for: Is helping Barbecue43 learn how to play. Feel free to remove this after a couple of days, but be on the lookout for any "overhelping". I d...

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Here's another maxcap story Hyena >be me, playing scientist, Max Capp. I do this for a living >im a tator >heff to kill rd and die gloriously >rush a shitty 3 minute no-chamber maxcap that will blow up most of rnd except like, xenobio >run up to rd >hey, sorry I have to kill you >open ttv >BOOM >i g...

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