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EOBGames wrote:I'm sure nobody commenting has ever made a mistake when learning the ropes of something, yes?

Yes but the difference is that you fuck up in private and not in public. Maybe have better admin training :^)

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Making fikou an admin is like Caligula making his horse a consul. How much you wanna bet that TG will follow Rome

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I'm seriously confused on what's even the mindset that maintainers have. They remove cloning, but keep useless fluff roles like the lawyer and just reply with "improve don't remove". Alot of the maintainers have straight up admitted they don't give a shit about what the community thinks an...

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trollbreeder wrote:
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cacogen wrote:Cut myself and do drugs in the sewer
you realize that there is no sewer system on the station.
Cut myself and do drugs in maintenance

you realize you have no way to cut yourself or have any drugs.

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cacogen wrote:Cut myself and do drugs in the sewer

you realize that there is no sewer system on the station.

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cacogen wrote:Piss Pants Peter

you walk over to piss pants peter. he has pissed his pants. he averts his attention from his pants to you. "yes detective, what do you want?"

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cacogen wrote:Inturbulate the locals

which local?

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I lie on the floor and hit the clown with my supermatter sword, dusting him instantly. I know that this is valid escalation because he was inconveniencing me as a janitor. you hear a loud BWOINK , although you don't know from where. Suddenly, A voice calls to you. Hey, got a second? No, I do not ha...

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XivilaiAnaxes wrote:I lie on the floor and hit the clown with my supermatter sword, dusting him instantly. I know that this is valid escalation because he was inconveniencing me as a janitor.

you hear a loud BWOINK, although you don't know from where. Suddenly, A voice calls to you.

Hey, got a second?

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is the title of the thread a joy division refrence

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Round starts at roughly 00:40:00.000 [2021-02-26 00:43:36.766] SAY: Jarateproductions/(Jordan Drippini) "BLUE APC IN CUSTODIAL CLOSET" (Custodial Closet (95,126,3)) [2021-02-26 00:43:49.312] SAY: Cam54564/(Removes-The-Walls) "chargeing or hacked?" (Engineering (118,94,2)) [2021-...

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cause why not
https://tgstation13.org/phpBB/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=28660

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You are a detective, aboard the research station known as space station 13. You got the opportunity to be a part of the crew when nanotrassen went to your college's career fair. after the hiring manager told you about an opening for space station 13 for a detective, it seemed to be a good choice; an...

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NoxVS wrote:collect wood

you search the maintenance halls for wood, and find 2 planks in a locker. the squeaking shoes begin to grow louder as your radio becomes distorted until it cuts off completely. Comms are down. son of a bitch.

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I throw the clown into the glass tables and start robusting him "GRRR STOP MAKING GLASS TABLES" I shout the clown honks as he is thrown onto the glass table, as the glass shards get embedded into him. he struggles to get up as he grabs his creampie cannon, shooting you directly in the fac...

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XivilaiAnaxes wrote:I prepare to murder the clown, knowing he was the one making the many glass tables which will eventually make my life as a janitor harder.

the squeaking gets louder as you approach. occasionally, you hear the cursed sound.

HONK

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Stickymayhem wrote:I am a red wire.

you get snipped with wirecutters. you are dead

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Jaredfogle wrote:that's not what he was talking about...

ohhhhh

oh.............

Jaredfogle wrote:

oh no.....

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NoxVS wrote:and to think, we haven't even gotten to the permaban appeal yet

I'm not appealing my discord permaban lol

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IkeTG wrote:didn't read any of this thread but people who get banned for any reason are bald

NOOOOO OH GOD OH FUCK MY HAIR NOOOOO

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Suddenly, you hear the echoes of squeaking shoes, followed by a blood curdling scream. what do you do?

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Cobby wrote:We went from arguing about the appeal to just talking about fallacies so can’t be too far off the mark

that's not goalpost moving that's...changing the subject???

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Someone on the tg discord brought up the idea of using ss13 for dnd-esque campaigns and I felt intrigued. After thinking about it, I realized SS13 is perfect for it. It would all be in real time, so you wouldn't have to worry about rolling or anything like that. npcs could just be admin controlled f...

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Tl;Dr: Based loosely on SS13. You and a motley crew of others are hired by some literal who company outsourced by NT to work on a planet colony / research expedition. Shit goes bad, and you're effectively "lost in space." Makes a couple important exertions on supermatter/ftl lore and how ...

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Cobby wrote:
doom2hellonearth wrote: I must've ended up in a corn field, because this is one big fucking strawman if I ever saw one.
Well if you put the goalpost down it wouldn’t matter where you are.

"guys look I can use jargon too! no I doesn't know what it means!"

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Super Aggro Crag wrote:Lets not ban this guy

They won't. Then they won't have an autistic to kick

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oranges wrote:cowRP

Based

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This thread is going of the rails

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XivilaiAnaxes wrote:Yeah true jared doesn't get 10 years in prison but you do

sounds about confusing

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Jaredfogle wrote:i mean surely i didnt do anything wrong by inciting the panic, just like you didnt do anything wrong by inciting the lynch squad

So what I'm getting from you is that a breach of peace is on par with murdering without intent.

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Jaredfogle wrote:i screamed fire in a movie theater, caused a panic, and I got arrested? wtf.

what did he mean by this

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i must be in a corn field because i'd be a-maize-d if you didn't get a perma within a month of getting unbanned if what cobby said is a strawman then what exactly ARE you arguing in your appeal? that lynch squads should be outlined in escalation policy, when escalation policy is just an addendum to...

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i must be in a corn field because i'd be a-maize-d if you didn't get a perma within a month of getting unbanned if what cobby said is a strawman then what exactly ARE you arguing in your appeal? that lynch squads should be outlined in escalation policy, when escalation policy is just an addendum to...

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like yeah you didnt break in the escalation guidelines if escalation was meant to be within the vacuum of no other rules, but escalation is a culmination of the explicit escalation guidelines in addition to the rulelist, including rule 1. The ban appeal process is to argue that what you did was cor...

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Agux909 wrote:

AHAHAHAHHAHAH putting that in my signature
Wait nvm I can't sad

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[youtube]UiSSXKjkTRo[/youtube] you're supposed to double down permakill the mime claim that the mime was acting as an impersonator lol I haven't read the thread this is in response to but I feel bad for the guy. He's handling this thread well. I appreciate the concern but I really don't deserve pit...

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I mean, everyone knows my name. the only place I've used the name Serpico is discord but that's what everyone calls me. I'm def not going away any time soon, though. Unless you permaban me from the forums, the discord, the github, coderbus, spritebus, the servers, and all IRC chats. then I'll proba...

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guess I just want him to see I did properly escalate and hope that's enough to get unbanned. Dude, literally everyone , admin or otherwise, is telling you that you did not escalate properly. You would do well to start listening. see post above. just a reminder that responding to your own peanut has...

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I mean, he's being introspective? Some admins won't even do that. Btw you're totally in the wrong lmao - getting shoved isn't close to a reason to make up "MIME SPOKE!!!" and get them lynched. well I could argue that the same situation happened to me in round 156733, although that was eve...

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If you understood the entire context of my time on /tg/ you know that I'm not exactly the most positive addition. Not trying to be self deprecating to try to worm my way out of accountability (at least, not this time), just being honest. literally admitting you are a negative influence on the serve...

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If you understood the entire context of my time on /tg/ you know that I'm not exactly the most positive addition. Not trying to be self deprecating to try to worm my way out of accountability (at least, not this time), just being honest. literally admitting you are a negative influence on the serve...

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I haven't read the thread this is in response to but I feel bad for the guy. He's handling this thread well. I appreciate the concern but I really don't deserve pity. If you understood the entire context of my time on /tg/ you know that I'm not exactly the most positive addition. Not trying to be s...

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saprasam wrote:you're supposed to double down
permakill the mime
claim that the mime was acting as an impersonator

lol

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[youtube]PXX2uP9-vpI[/youtube] >does dumb >gets punished >does dumb >gets punished >does dumb >gets punished >does dumb >gets punished >does dumb >gets punished >does dumb >gets punished >does dumb >gets punished >does dumb >gets punished HURRHURRHURR IMMA VILLAAAIIIIN Take your vacation, fam. you ...

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Armhulen wrote:Anyone need any more refreshments? Haha, just kidding guys. Keep it friendly folks : )

the day malkraz is friendly towards me is the day I become an admin

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Maybe consider lynch squads as part of the escalation policy instead of trying to trap me into a ban (which I know that's why you did this.) fucking lmao at this argument If you, a nonantag, knowingly cause another player or multiple players to kill someone, then that's as good as if you killed the...

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I mean, If this doesn't prove I'm the poster child for the phrase "love to hate" I don't know what it is. I've just realized how much of a lolcow I've become. That's probably why I haven't been permabanned. This shouldn't have surprised me as much as it did. The only poster child you repr...

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pugie wrote:You forgot caps when you spelt the man's name.
Stay banned please.

*forgot all caps
*spelt the mad name
replace my ban with yours that's pemdas or some shit

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local man gets his ban appeal denied bitches about it to headmins bitches about it in the admin feedback thread bitches about people mocking him in the peanut thread dude just call it an all-in and make an admin complaint on him at this point just go all in At this point, It's safe to say that I'm ...

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Maybe consider lynch squads as part of the escalation policy instead of trying to trap me into a ban (which I know that's why you did this.) fucking lmao at this argument If you, a nonantag, knowingly cause another player or multiple players to kill someone, then that's as good as if you killed the...

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