/tg/Station 13

Takeguru

To be fair, because part of their job actually involves dealing with relatively high damage melee mobs, they should upgrade to the point where they're a walking melee juggernaut. Augs, Jackboots, sec jumpsuit, mining RIG, HoS cloak. About as close to complete melee immunity as you can get, I believe...

Takeguru

They haven't even left the asylum yet.

It'll be a miracle if they ever kill the demon

Takeguru

Make it have a 1-1-1 detonation if you enter the nuke code on it.

AND play the sound effects for a nuke going off to the server.

It'll cut to the cutscene, and it'll just be a small pop, like one of the poppers you can get out of the arcade machines

Takeguru

A soldier was hospitalized recently because a black widow fell from the ceiling down the back of his shirt

Clearly, the only solution is to nuke this entire godforsaken desert.

Takeguru

Man, playing janitor lately kind of saddens me

Having immediate access to both soap and space cleaner means that if you use the mop people get super pissy despite it being their own damn fault for slipping.

Takeguru

He's lucky.

My sheriffs tend to be shitlords and bring people to jail beaten and dying.

Don't even assign hammerers/foreign equivalents

Takeguru

Isn't it too meta to outright assume you're going to harm people if emagged?
9 times out of 10, yes, you're going to be causing harm, but it feels wrong to know that from the get go.

Takeguru

Seems kind of silly. Law 3 makes it so you kind of have to report a possible emagging if you're aware it's going to happen, and if the crew hasn't proven to be murderous, there's no law 1 downside to outing the guy doing it. Now, if he says "be quiet, borg" or any other permutation thereof...

Takeguru

Just this year, she had a figure or two at WonFes.

I don't get it.

Takeguru

Interplanetary is fun as hell if you like orbital mechanics.

Pardon my shilling but that alone is worth the 5 and whatever cents.

If you like orbital mechanics.

Takeguru

Sorry, tragic boating accident, can't do anything about it.

Takeguru

Man, there are parents that give their 7 year olds smart phones.

It's not that weird.

Takeguru

Don't worry, I currently live in commiefornia too, our votes can be worthless together

>Pizza with a fork

Christ almighty, someone should take over his holdings now.

Takeguru

i vote third party because the 2 party monopoly is what's driving this country into the ground.

Takeguru

I'd have driven through the line of people too.

Fuck them.

Takeguru

You could be a terrible pet owner and declaw the cats.

Not a fan of it personally, but I can see the reasoning, even if I don't like it.

Takeguru

>Aspiring absolute ruler of Europe
>German

Hrrrrmmmmm

Takeguru

I've had it 5evr, never actually played.
Maybe if there's enough interest I'll plop that sucker on my HD

Takeguru

I bought MH4U like 3 days ago and I already have 24 hours on a character fuck

Takeguru

RCD is fine, it's easy enough to counter. RPD is the tool of shitters. Fucking chute spam. Chutes wouldn't be so bad if they were easy decons but they take longer than walls and odds are if the gang has one of the RPDs they have them all Sure, you can drag them but that becomes a massive undertaking...

Takeguru

I didn't have XP popups enabled, so I don't know.

Probably 100 or so.

Didn't drop any good loot though, not even one of the spider fangs I need for the most recent quest I accepted.

Takeguru

Part of the reason why I said swallow that pride is going to the places they frequent. Like FA. Or Gaia if we time travel a bit. EDIT: The spider came out of the vents and was chillin' in the bathroom again I murdered it super dead like some kind of animal, but it wasn't a lethal spider or anything....

Takeguru

I get a lot of relationship and casual sex ads everywhere and it's like they aren't even really targeted at me because waifu 4 laifu baby

Takeguru

I get to date Arab Women, in this very thread!

Takeguru

Individuals like that are weird.

I've had dwarves in vanilla last for years after coming into contact with FB syndromes while some die mere days later.

Does the Therapist list a value for his stats?
He seems fairly average, bar that Agility.

Takeguru

Well, if money is an issue she could just swallow her pride and start doing commission furry porn.

Most of them have no qualms about dumping inordinate sums to get their OC in a mediocre quality picture.

Don't know this from experience at all.
Nope
Okay maybe a little bit.

Takeguru

Quick, spider friendly chinese cartoons so I can appease it

Takeguru

Woke up earlier, went to take my shower
Take the bathmat off the edge of the tub, throw it down on the floor
Spider about half the size of my palm runs out from under it and into the vent

HELP

I didn't even identify it's species
It's probably a recluse
Oh god it's going to end me in my sleep

Takeguru

I decided to do the Right Thing™ and disable AB+ on here.

Praise me, for I have given you some pocket change maybe I'm not sure how much revenue ads generates per viewer.

Though, if I catch any sound ads it's going back on, as is my SoP.

Takeguru

I think that Colorado river wins now.

Takeguru

Oh, I guess right now I'm technically unemployed. There's that, I suppose. I could get a part time at the Fuckin' Gamestop on post but really, I'm pretty okay with not doing that. I watch my sister's kid for room and board and what she gets in child support goes to me as payment, so it's not all bad...

Takeguru

Fucking couponers were the fucking bane of my existence when I worked at a grocery store.

Especially the ones that messed up cutting them out and the barcode won't scan and fucking shit buy a fucking paper guillotine if you're going to do 100s of fucking coupons weekly

Takeguru

That's exactly why most successful cults aren't even on station.

Takeguru

Yeah, the big titted albino cunt that everyone has a hardon for.

Also

She still gets figures released for her

Takeguru

Oh, Selvaria is a fucking cunt in that mission.

Protip that they don't explain till much later, hitting her with a tank shell stuns her for the turn.

Takeguru

Murdering someone just because they have a syndie balloon is reaching pretty hard, to be honest. It's not like it's a lethal tool like an ebow or something, and they honestly could have just picked it up. At most, detain and search them for other stuff, but just jumping straight to "Balloon! Mu...

Takeguru

That update was one of the crappier ones out of Keen.

I haven't played in months though, is it toggleable or are you forced to deal with it?

Takeguru

There's a ban request thread up, it's the one about the blue alert thing. TL;dr: Traitor gets stripped by HoS for no real reason, gets stuffed in the holding area next to the shuttle despite the only evidence against him being word of mouth, he gets out and buys tator gear on his PDA, presumably uns...

Takeguru

Just for some mild clarification, this was in a FNR thread where an officer on a pod murdered an already detained traitor because ???

Takeguru

If a nonantag lets them out intentionally, just go with bomb rules and ban them for 1 day + however many the xenos end up killing by round end.

Guarantee scientists will be less inclined to xeno breed.

Takeguru

But then he might greentext!

And you can't have that!

Takeguru

The closest real theater is more than 50 miles away, and it's 20 bucks a ticket.

Fuck everything about that.

Back home, when I used to go to the movies once or twice a month, I'd get an entire 2liter of soda in because that's how cargo pants on a wiry son of a bitch work

Takeguru

Let me guess I need to buy one of those 3d printers too

Son of a bitch

Takeguru

Wait shit, so you don't just mail order in babies?

How the fuck does it work then

Takeguru

>Better

Sure, that's more practical

But you can't beat shenanigans like a spookularity

Takeguru

One of my friends shat out a kid with his girlfriend a few months back and I met her for the first time last month And like Damn I'm starting to feel old It's weird I fucking hate kids But I saw that and was thinking that maybe it wouldn't be all that bad And then I went home and ordered weeb statue...

Takeguru

Have to unlock the PDA first

Solves that issue.

Takeguru

AI shitcurity griffing elves

Takeguru

This seems extremely silly

Also, fuck them, I love WebM for Retards

Takeguru

It's better than having nothing though, especially if it's free/incredibly cheap

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