/tg/Station 13

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These aren't the craziest but I did get to see them live which was fun. One of them is not even a supermatter pic but it was still funny enough to be included. https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/605429559936024589/1220757723507851377/hotwire.png?ex=66101a39&is=65fda539&hm=2eca6caac53af...

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wyhi (When you host it)

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CM but tank warfare and no xenos or automatic guns (they lag my game.)

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Jacquerel wrote: ↑Tue Mar 19, 2024 1:07 am On lowpop rounds, removing all heads from the antag pool may leave it so shallow that you can essentially just predict who the valid antagonist choices are.

I can tell you that at lowpop levels it's already easy to predict who's who.

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A lot of these gimmick hypnosis ideas don't actually preclude you from just jumping him with a stunprod the second you can. Some of them even encourage it (the art and church ones even feel like they could be a version of obsessed) I mean come on, "Make more art OF him," how much more &quo...

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Next time someone gives me a stupid hypnosis gimmick I'm going to see if I can interpret it in the worst way possible and get away with it. For Example: >Pokemon Center: An excuse to rush as many gold slimes, monkey cubes, and lavaland mobs into medbay as possible. >Painting Gimmick: Stink lines, hi...

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RedBaronFlyer wrote: ↑Sat Mar 16, 2024 9:39 am we need to brainstorm a unique insult specific to slimepeople that isn't just a real life slur but with a character changed

Goober but with a really hateful inflection and context.

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MrrFiish wrote: ↑Fri Mar 15, 2024 7:44 am I agree 100% more prisoners = more fun

100% more fun?

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They can remove the Particle Accelerator, they can replace the engine, but they can't kill the idea.

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Security officers should wear caps and not berets and I'm not going to pretend otherwise.
MALL COP FLOW NOT SPACE MARINE SLOW OK?

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Do you mean just dragging the stationary flasher in the sec airlock? I've never seen anyone really fortify more than that unless you count cargo setting up sandbags for a guncargo gimmick.

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Could we disable sentient disease on mrp instead?

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I originally came up with current static Richard Hastings as a way to get away from tiding and have some chill sec and robo gameplay. I gave him that name because it sounded medieval and I wanted to give him a kind of knightly aspect, which is why whenever I get borged I immediately go full medieval...

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Wait, if antag tokens are notes, does that mean that notes aren't punishments? Or maybe it means tokens are a punishment, with the downside being the weight of trying to figure out when to use it.

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I tend to stay away from poetry because nearly every time I've found a poem I liked I realize a week later it was Kipling again and I don't want to consider the implications of him being my favorite.

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Once I spent the better part of an hour making colour-coded floor signs to direct you around the station. So there'd be a purple arrow with "SCI" written over it and a red one with "SEC" that sort of thing. I asked the janitor to not erase it and he said "Sure" and then...

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I haven't seen anything except lone ops in years. Can you create some sort of lone-war-ops instead so I could see that too?

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Once I made some golems and had them work industrial extracts for an hour straight in a secret maint base. That was pretty cool.

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Calling rounds "matches" is a new one.

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IS12 for the sweet RP and trench digging, Bay for the RP otherwise, CM to look at new code improvements.
Also Civ sometimes.

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Oddly enough I had a pretty similar experience over the weekend where I was playing a secmans, went into cargo to get a board, got disposal'd by the tech, went back and arrested him for having the hand teleporter without perms (I was just pissed because he kept swearing at me to fuck off when in my ...

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https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/605429559936024589/1212129630132113490/image.png?ex=65f0b6b0&is=65de41b0&hm=e88f4d11bd3ecbb0ab5ba931c933627a78398bb80922020fdcc26977e5b2a989&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=538&height=47 Here's the short version for the on-th...

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PapaMichael wrote: ↑Tue Feb 27, 2024 6:19 pm MULTIPLE doxxing incidents?
How the fuck was this appeal accepted?

Yeah that rings a couple alarm bells for me too.

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The true Mall Cop method is to pretend the crowd is not there, get beat up and pity-revived, and then go back to trying to arrest the person until you get them or someone gibs you.

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Does "Didn't turn on suit sensors when asked" count as probable cause? Because that is my go-to reasoning.

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EmpressMaia wrote: ↑Fri Feb 23, 2024 9:22 pm when will we add an RP server

Do I have news for you:
https://hackmd.io/@Dsm-BOZJQquXV0Z7ShxJQg/ry2JEJssT

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Sometimes on Bagil the Pizza place opens up and we all go to eat pizza. That's a pretty fun event.

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I do not like heretics. They're thematically weird, and being sacrificed is somehow worse than just getting gibbed half the time. It's also very hard to figure out what they're capable of so taking them alive is difficult. Cultist simulator is cool but having Heretics AND bloodcult muddies the water...

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They REALLY don't want to get a vouch from another server.

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I was about to spew forth two dozen recommendations before I realized that I don't consider half of them as "real filk." But then I got confused about what "real filk" even meant. Everyone agrees Carmen Miranda is Filk, but what about Fish's other, less space-themed work? Is Pola...

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Yes Minister, Planetes, and the less-appreciated Simpsons Seasons 1,2,3,9,10,11.

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Those logs that just got posted are pretty messed up.

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Jackary wrote: ↑Mon Feb 19, 2024 8:17 pm As the title says, I'm looking for statics from SYBIL, TERRY, and MANUEL

This is anti-Bagil discrimination.

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When it's dynamic and there are only 5 people on the station you have a 50% chance of guessing if someone is an antag, and I still have a remarkably bad track record when it comes to stopping anyone as sec.

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I can't win in single combat with a baton against someone in a wheelchair but I can force a shuttle call in fifteen minutes if I so choose every time I roll antag.
Not sure if that makes me robust or not.

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You meet the most interesting people on the interwebs.

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What if no one ever comes? What if you're hiding in maint and it's lowpop? What then Spider Creature?

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Having now seen the new format, I can say with confidence that it is not my favorite thing.

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I forgot to vote last year and the year before that I think I went by which username I thought was the coolest. Maybe this will finally be the year I practice educated voting or maybe I'll go off of Forum pfp.

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Why did the law about drug possession remain in the update? I can think of very few instances where enforcing this would not be seen as a real dick move on the officer's part. Something like littering makes sense because other crewmembers don't want to see the halls coated in blood or bad grafitti, ...

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Heavy is the head that wears the crown.

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Drag wrote: ↑Sat Feb 10, 2024 3:15 pm
conrad wrote: ↑Sat Feb 10, 2024 2:03 pm E: Also shame on you Drag. I simply cannot believe you didn't put nut in the title.
FUCK

Might I suggest "This thread has no context nutsoever?"
It sounds better when you say it out loud but given what we have to work with I think it serves.

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What would the IC reason for doing this be? Artistic statement on entropy. Alternatively forming a gang with some other assistants and defending our turf because it would be fun (Aft Starboard Hallway Snakes Rule!) Alternatively to mess with security and janitorial staff or trick someone into think...

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A gimmick I've done a couple times as a tider is to choose a random hallway and make it look like a warzone. Break all the lights, remove 60% of tiles, graffiti up the walls and floors and then set some bonfires around. Normally I'll put some grilles and glass shards around too. Not sure if it would...

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Timonk wrote: ↑Tue Feb 06, 2024 6:53 pm for the love of god just post the gravel copypasta i cant find it on the interwebs and i forgot to save it

too late legitimate gravel discussion is occurring.
Also do you guys have a favorite rock polisher design? I like the one with the delta shaped smoothing stones and the bubbly medium.

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I tried to make fine gravel for miniature basing a while ago by hitting local rocks with a claw hammer on my desk.
After that attempt I decided that store bought sand was the better option.

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I wish you had to smuggle out items instead of just tapping them with your spy PDA. Like put a beacon on them and throw them into space or something. Other than that no complaints 10/10 would play every round for the joy of stealing.

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https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/605429559936024589/1202472895335628810/image.png?ex=65cd9527&is=65bb2027&hm=a89de7c03c16628b449866714180b298987cd1847067adacf00e6db225a929d9&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=946&height=884 I like this one because it has a cool...

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I was looking at the mainpage just now and I saw this for a few seconds. https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/605429559936024589/1202313676993089618/image.png?ex=65cd00de&is=65ba8bde&hm=21ba819eeb66f41b8eb8cbe8cb9dfc09c8e810af91b576ee86ec8971221dadb7&=&format=webp&quality=los...

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