/tg/Station 13

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What I want to know is where the ID generator went so I can make mine.

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you cant be critted by shocked doors. If the power is over 1 million, it deals a random amount from (if i remember right) 60 to 115 If doing so wouldn't get me banned I'd do it every round. That is not something we ban for as far as I know. Hell I do every time I'm engineer. Have you been told not ...

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Just as many people can get into the round. Already got a golem? Neat, give them to your coworkers, give one to your boss. Place some runes in the hallways and let some people get a buddy. It's not necessary to horde them right now anyway, since nobody actually gives their golems orders right now. ...

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aaaaaaaaaaaaaa etc Why Sybil. Why?!

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It won't get you banned. Like there has never been a case that I can think of where someone was banned for wiring the singularity directly into the powergrid. While I see what people are trying to do wiring it directly into the power grid is also completely depending on the singularity staying ther...

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OtherDalfite wrote:>actually setting up SMES
>not just wiring the singularity directly into the grid.
It's like you WANT greyshits breaking into everywhere.

If doing so wouldn't get me banned I'd do it every round.

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But that's fucking stupid. If folks are intentionally griefing then that should be let known and people shouldn't be banned for notifying people of these things. You can't just blanket everything that happens under the guise of "M-muh IC". You're missing the point entirely. Its not that t...

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Took a little journey on mining few hours ago and noticed one thing. There is WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY to much Uranium. I'm all for mining being useful again but 50 sheets of uranium is a bit much. I think we might have overstepped when there are miners building u...

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paprika wrote:Beepsky is surprisingly complex, I thought he just hit people for basic 'arrest he' shit, not 'adding points' as ikarrus explained.

Beepsky has changed a few times in the notes.

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peoplearestrange wrote:
srifenbyxp wrote: A courteous and helpful security staff!

PPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTTTT hahahaha
I think that backstory is supposed to be a little tongue in cheek.

It reads like a sales pitch. Intentionally I'd assume.

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Still technically a griff license as you can just ignore your objectives. Though this essentially voids the point of objectives as a whole. All that will happen with this approach is the griffseekers will whine about missing greentext because they want to go on murderbonathons and their protect tar...

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what is that security officer doing to that poor mime If I remember correctly, the officer arrested the mime, cuffed and detained him and then promptly went braindead in that exact spot and position. The mime couldn't move and the officer was braindead. The mime just cried as I crawled past. Fun st...

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Still technically a griff license as you can just ignore your objectives. Though this essentially voids the point of objectives as a whole. All that will happen with this approach is the griffseekers will whine about missing greentext because they want to go on murderbonathons and their protect tar...

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Isn't responding to the breach that was reported by AI is interacting with another being? The only way that would amount to interference is if the drones were doing something to stop the crew/borgs/AI from repairing that breach (getting in the way/moving needed materials away/etc) and doing so know...

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For what purpose would they need to hear binary other than screw with rogue AI? Give them "show alerts" if you really want them to be informed like that, which they shouldn't anyway. Shockingly, good AI teams tend to say things like "hull breach at X" and the like. That's not in...

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It is literally the only symptom in virology that doesn't suck. Remove hulk from it by all means, just don't remove anything else. With right ccombination of viruses, you can regenerate around 1 brute and 1 burn damage per tick per body part , move at sanic speeds, do not breathe, be basically immu...

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Security officers/wardens/HoSs that attack chaplain when he heals them. If upon reading it you thought 'but he can give yhem brain damage, YOU ARE NOT ROBUST ENOUGH. Sec is one thing. As a scientist, if I see the chaplain coming at me with that book, he's going down. Brain damage keeps me from usin...

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I was the ghost that ahelped these incidents. I can vouch for the OPs story.

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Whoisthere wrote:For people with internals, space is much like Canada.

Mostly ok as long as you brought a coat?

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Just as many people can get into the round. Already got a golem? Neat, give them to your coworkers, give one to your boss. Place some runes in the hallways and let some people get a buddy. It's not necessary to horde them right now anyway, since nobody actually gives their golems orders right now. ...

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Spacemanspark wrote:
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Cyriak makes the weirdest fucking You-Tube videos.
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didn't sec borgs used to have a *law emote that played Beepsky's "I am the law" vox? That needs to come back.

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You could, you know, let the CE/HoS/captain know that you're making bombs ("researching plasma") before actually making bombs. I've done that before and it has always fucked me over. However the times that I did I'm pretty sure the HoS was some shithead. If I'm not mistaken, not telling t...

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"There will be no ling or extended today. Not on my watch."

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Lo6a4evskiy wrote:
Terminutter wrote:Want to know why so few people fix breaches? It takes forever
Rods in one hand. Floor tiles in other.
Click, X, Click, X, Click, X, Click, Move, repeat

If its a large breach you can even set 9 rods in 9 clicks and then 9 tiles on top. Full 3x3 breach covered in 10 second.

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Well... if you're the RD and you've announced the borgs are rogue and haven't locked down/blown the borgs by the time the captain has rushed there clearly you're a fucking retard that does need a hand For context to the rant, the captain blew a series of locked down emagged borgs while the RD was d...

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golems trying to run away at sanic speeds Explain. When there is 10 of them and one of you with a measly taser and a flashbang, you see where the problem lies. The sanic speed is an exaggeration. Then you have a management breakdown, not a golem problem. Or rather, you have a golem "problem&qu...

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Captains who think they know better than the RD how to handle rogue borgs/AI and rush to the RD's office to mash the console and blow the borgs. Doubly annoying if the RD is present and the captain ignores them. Triply so if the RD was the one that announced the AI/borg(s) were rogue in the first pl...

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Drones need a seperate silicon channel to talk on. I like them being able to talk with AI and borgs since they're ultra-cute little bastards, but uh. Unfortunate things can happen like when I had to remind the Drones I could hear binary after they told each other about some assistant tator griefing...

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golems trying to run away at sanic speeds Explain. When there is 10 of them and one of you with a measly taser and a flashbang, you see where the problem lies. The sanic speed is an exaggeration. Then you have a management breakdown, not a golem problem. Or rather, you have a golem "problem&qu...

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Kelenius wrote:They will take the old gravgen room, there will be their recharge station.

Flaps is a good idea.

I could forsee myself moving into ghetto surgery or something as a drone and nesting there. Though old-grav is also a good spot.

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I'd say they should have the ability to go through "Plastic Flaps" this would allow them to move in and out of spaces without leaving airlocks open etc. Obviously they have vent crawl already but this would be useful. Also it be nice if the drones could have a small 3x3 room with only pla...

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Swagile wrote:golems trying to run away at sanic speeds

Explain.

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yeah that is blatantly breaking drone laws If it were "blatantly" breaking the laws then that violation could be made clear. As it is, the only explanation given for "that breaks drone laws" is the idea that the singulo was ~probably~ set loose by a tator and drones can't interf...

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Your better off asking the HoS/Sec for a Security Jumpsuit for the Miners and one of the Riot Shotguns. The added 10% Brute protection the Sec Jumpsuit gives goes a long way in helping a miner survive the initial encounters. Kind should expect the mining hard suit to add that protection. But person...

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Golems on Sybil can wear hats as far as I recall, unless it was changed recently. Unless they're limited only to certain hats, this is not the case. I tried a TG code ministation compile I run personally and golems could wear hats without incident. However, none of my golems in sybil rounds have be...

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It has also come to my attention that Sybil golems cannot wear hats. What the fuck is this? A horrible injustice. How am I supposed to tell my minions apart now?

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While we're on the subject. Why do golems count as both wearing impossible to remove boots but then trip on broken glass? There's no good reason for a golem made of adamantine to be tripped up by a couple bits of broken glass.

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And yeah, I think they should be always valid. It will encourage them to not approach people at all, which is good. That's kinda lousy though. Here's a way back into the game where you get to run around and be useful and fix shit but if anyone sees you they can kill you FNR. Sounds pretty shitty re...

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Cipher3 wrote:I feel like that's somewhat iffy on drone laws though, honestly. They just stopped something probably done by a traitor that was intended to screw over the entire station and get a shuttle here.

There is no way for the drones to have that information.

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I agree with everything but one golem per person. Sorry, but commanding an army of them is simply too much fun. Basically this. Excepting the Great Golem Shitcurity Purge™ I've rarely seen more than 4 at any given time anyway. Limiting them to 1 would just limit the number of players brought back i...

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If you don't know something admin help it This applies to litterly anything , use bold print for that extra dramatic effect. Beware of HBL. This filthy whore loves event and 80% of these events will end in tears, 99.9% of these events will end in your tears. HBL is the second best admin tg has righ...

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>Drones on Artyom. >nest buildin, botany raidin, light bulb replacin >AI announces "oh dear the singularity is loose >drones reason that this is probably a bad thing for the long term station removal plans and prepare to triage any repairs needed >all of the drones except for 208 >208 runs to t...

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I like how it gives the impression that somebody was stabbed with her hair.

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I didn't change anything regarding monkeys using guns. If they could before, then they can. If they couldn't, then they can't. The jungle fever transmission was changed from being instant to passing along the disease, which transforms the infectee after a duration and is curable. ... Can we make it...

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FJKrake wrote:
miggles wrote:holy shit stop arguing and give me hats

Definitely a big YES to drones. Would be nice alternative to pAI.

And for the sole purpose of spiting Miggles I'd say we should defenitely not get drone hats.

But I want to be the cute little mommi with a top hat.

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Make telescience a little more easy But there are many spreadsheets that do all the math for you The problem is getting crystals for it to actually DO anything at all Actually, you only need 1-2 crystals and a capacitor. Basic, Advanced, Super. Getting the capacitor is the hard part. Just take apar...

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You need to wait on research to get the boards anyways. Do what we did in the before time and ask cargo for the ripley boards. I bet a bunch of people don't even know that you can make 2 ripleys at roundstart by doing that. Yes, and then you'd have two mechs to stop around making noises and being u...

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paprika wrote:he's going to be back friday iirc stop panic

I see. The original 6 weeks quote was a bait and switch. Clever girl.

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Swagile wrote:Glocks act like lasers when it comes to breaking r-windows and grilles.

Two shots = r-window broke.
Three shots = grille broke.

>shooting grilles

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I also want to see how much attention I've gotten in the whole month I've been active.

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