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Re: CYOA Style Adventure: Space Station 0.13

=>Lure him to the bar, it's time for the station's favorite pastime: ganging up on and beating up the clown. You decide to ABSCOND and lure the CLOWN out of his home turf for this one. Oof. More running. You're going to need a snack after this one. But you know where to get one. Roll(1d100)-15: 96,...
by AnActualDog
Fri Apr 26, 2019 11:25 am
 
Forum: Roleplaying
Topic: CYOA Style Adventure: Space Station 0.13
Replies: 8
Views: 1377

Re: CYOA Style Adventure: Space Station 0.13

=> Table him and steal his backpack. Roll(1d100)+0: 94,+0 (Affected by STR, your most average stat, so: Not at all.) Total:94 Giggling with anticipation, you push him onto the table. The bike horn in his pocket unleashes a loud :honk: HONK :honk:. Roll(1d100)+0: 38,+0 Total:38 You're havin a little...
by AnActualDog
Thu Apr 25, 2019 9:21 pm
 
Forum: Roleplaying
Topic: CYOA Style Adventure: Space Station 0.13
Replies: 8
Views: 1377

Re: CYOA Style Adventure: Space Station 0.13

=>Raid the art storage, it's coloring time! Alright, if you can't greytide at full power you might as well tide in all the other colors. You walk towards art storage. LOOTER activated! Bonus item?: Roll(1d100)+0: 7,+0 Total:7 Nope. Roll(1d100)+0: 41,+0 (Rolls determine your success for a lot of stu...
by AnActualDog
Thu Apr 25, 2019 9:08 pm
 
Forum: Roleplaying
Topic: CYOA Style Adventure: Space Station 0.13
Replies: 8
Views: 1377

Re: CYOA Style Adventure: Space Station 0.13

=>Turn on suit sensors. Run to the primary tool storage and see if you can nab any tools. You turn on the goddamn suit sensors. Immediatly, your ASSISTANT INSTINCTS kick in. You run... or, well, waddle... towards the primary tool storage. You don't even have to check the map somehow. With ASSISTANT...
by AnActualDog
Thu Apr 25, 2019 8:36 pm
 
Forum: Roleplaying
Topic: CYOA Style Adventure: Space Station 0.13
Replies: 8
Views: 1377

Re: CYOA Style Adventure: Space Station 0.13

Your name is CHU XIN PENG. You are a human. And today is your 20th BIRTHDAY. On their 20th BIRTHDAY, NanoTrasen Clone recruits like you get sent to their assigned workplace. That workplace is a giant SPACE STATION - like the one you are in right now. However, due to recent troubles with the job dat...
by AnActualDog
Thu Apr 25, 2019 8:13 pm
 
Forum: Roleplaying
Topic: CYOA Style Adventure: Space Station 0.13
Replies: 8
Views: 1377

Re: CYOA Style Adventure: Space Station 0.13

You fill out the form. Something felt off about it. As if something has been missing? But whatever you just want to get out of here. A syringe comes out of the chair you sit on, pokes you in the ass and injects some sort of purple substance. "Your genetic code has been updated to "P.L.I.S...
by AnActualDog
Thu Apr 25, 2019 8:07 pm
 
Forum: Roleplaying
Topic: CYOA Style Adventure: Space Station 0.13
Replies: 8
Views: 1377

Re: CYOA Style Adventure: Space Station 0.13

Did that shitlord just try to gender you? Just kidding. You are a boy. Congratulations. You hear a sigh of relief from the speakers. Followed by: "Alright sir, thank you. Almost done here. Just fill out this form." The screen in front of you displays the S.P.E.C.I.A.L. attribute registrat...
by AnActualDog
Thu Apr 25, 2019 7:44 pm
 
Forum: Roleplaying
Topic: CYOA Style Adventure: Space Station 0.13
Replies: 8
Views: 1377

Re: CYOA Style Adventure: Space Station 0.13

Your name is "Chu Xin Peng". You hear a voice again. It sounds a bit... hesistant.
"Uhm... okay. Are you a boy? Or a girl?"

https://forms.gle/FCeXsjBxXy6oU5Q27

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Note: Don't worry character creation won't go on for much longer.
by AnActualDog
Thu Apr 25, 2019 7:33 pm
 
Forum: Roleplaying
Topic: CYOA Style Adventure: Space Station 0.13
Replies: 8
Views: 1377

CYOA Style Adventure: Space Station 0.13

You are sitting in a little spacecraft. You look out the window. A large space station is in front of your ship. You hear a voice coming from some speakers: "SS0.13 to NanoTrasen Employee #021292." "Before we can confirm your docking signal, please complete the registration Survey.&q...
by AnActualDog
Thu Apr 25, 2019 6:55 pm
 
Forum: Roleplaying
Topic: CYOA Style Adventure: Space Station 0.13
Replies: 8
Views: 1377

Re: Survey to restore objectivity regarding department balance

Tlaltecuhtli wrote:are we going to give every department their equivalent of taser and stunbaton? when did we need to make an overwatch champions chart for this seasons metapicks?


Combat is only one area out of many that's being considered here.
by AnActualDog
Sat Jan 26, 2019 11:19 pm
 
Forum: Ideas
Topic: Survey to restore objectivity regarding department balance
Replies: 17
Views: 920

Re: Survey to restore objectivity regarding department balance

I'm confused, if it's fact based which departments are more overtuned than others can't that be explained in another medium besides an opinion poll? Of course, I'm not claiming that this idea here is the only way to do this. It's just something I came up with. But I guess people need this to be as ...
by AnActualDog
Sat Jan 26, 2019 11:02 pm
 
Forum: Ideas
Topic: Survey to restore objectivity regarding department balance
Replies: 17
Views: 920

Re: Survey to restore objectivity regarding department balance

For now I feel like people care so little that they won't even fill it out if I moved it to google. And since I never worked with google forms before I'd have to invest a lot of time again that would probably just be wasted. If people actually cared I'd be motivated but I guess most people don't eve...
by AnActualDog
Sat Jan 26, 2019 3:54 pm
 
Forum: Ideas
Topic: Survey to restore objectivity regarding department balance
Replies: 17
Views: 920

Re: Survey to restore objectivity regarding department balance

You need to make this a google survey so it's not a humongous pain in the ass to fill out. I think what really made this a pain to fill out is the system itself, I just changed that. When I filled it out myself I noticed just how cancerous it really was. Now it's way less time intensive. If this pr...
by AnActualDog
Sat Jan 26, 2019 3:01 pm
 
Forum: Ideas
Topic: Survey to restore objectivity regarding department balance
Replies: 17
Views: 920

Re: Survey to restore objectivity regarding department balance

Hey, I love writing walls of autism, don't get me wrong, but I feel like they don't get the attention they deserve because I feel like the average attention span of people dies a little more every day... You're right that "job potential" is VERY vague / subjective, especially in context wi...
by AnActualDog
Sat Jan 26, 2019 2:04 am
 
Forum: Ideas
Topic: Survey to restore objectivity regarding department balance
Replies: 17
Views: 920

Re: Survey to restore objectivity regarding department balance

Oh, also, make sure to post your byond key in here when you upload a filled out chart. We gotta at least put SOME effort into avoiding samefagging.
by AnActualDog
Fri Jan 25, 2019 11:42 pm
 
Forum: Ideas
Topic: Survey to restore objectivity regarding department balance
Replies: 17
Views: 920

Survey to restore objectivity regarding department balance

So. Lads. Who else feels like rolling a boulder up a mountain over and over? :honk: Because its time to try to OBJECTIVELY tackle the issue of department balance. And I got an idea for that. Please hear me out. So first of all: No one can balance this game perfectly and with complete fairness (even ...
by AnActualDog
Fri Jan 25, 2019 11:33 pm
 
Forum: Ideas
Topic: Survey to restore objectivity regarding department balance
Replies: 17
Views: 920

Re: Sending certain links via PDA?

I thought this was what books were for besides porn I guarantee you, 90% of the players have never even read a book ingame. Or just picked up the guidebook in their office, took one look at it, thought "TL;DR" and threw it back into its corner again. In all seriousness though, I am aware ...
by AnActualDog
Wed Jun 13, 2018 5:21 pm
 
Forum: Policy Discussion
Topic: Sending certain links via PDA?
Replies: 8
Views: 818

Sending certain links via PDA?

Hey lads, got a question. I know it's not allowed ingame to share links through comms and talking to people. What about sending them via PDA though? Especially when it comes to content specifically created for the game (like the wiki or certain guides) I think it would make sense IC-wise that people...
by AnActualDog
Wed Jun 13, 2018 1:38 pm
 
Forum: Policy Discussion
Topic: Sending certain links via PDA?
Replies: 8
Views: 818

Re: Unstable Mutagen in Biogenerators

WMDs. Weapons of Mass Destruction. AKA what botany makes. AKA what almost every department in this game can make. This is /tg/ Station, remember? And how often does it even happen that botany fucks up the entire station? Compared to the rest of the department? Not saying botany is the least dangero...
by AnActualDog
Tue Nov 14, 2017 10:18 pm
 
Forum: Ideas
Topic: Unstable Mutagen in Biogenerators
Replies: 28
Views: 2175

Re: Unstable Mutagen in Biogenerators

what so botany can make more wmds 20 minutes in that make science look like children playing with firecrackers? No idea what WMDS is but since botany can actually help science by giving them glowshrooms, glowcaps and gaia, I think science is certainly not a department that should be afraid of being...
by AnActualDog
Tue Nov 14, 2017 7:20 pm
 
Forum: Ideas
Topic: Unstable Mutagen in Biogenerators
Replies: 28
Views: 2175

Re: Unstable Mutagen in Biogenerators

Hey lads. Yeah, I'm THAT goddamn guy that almost exclusively plays Botanist and even wrote a damn guide for it because I want to see more people competent at it, so I like to at least think that I am competent enough to make my opinion valuable here. Hope everyone is cool with that. Right now, if a ...
by AnActualDog
Tue Nov 14, 2017 6:53 pm
 
Forum: Ideas
Topic: Unstable Mutagen in Biogenerators
Replies: 28
Views: 2175

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