/tg/Station 13

>Roundstart roboticist, aw yeah >Coworker offers to augment me >Sweet >Halfway through he suddenly murders me, should have seen it coming >Flushed down disposals >Someone sees me and calls security to the scene >HoS shows up and drags me to the Detective's office. >Scans me, some of my stuff and the...

Are you the black void of space? Because you take my breath away.

>Roundstart botanist, aw yeah. >Start making some rad chilies >Coworker is some obnoxious guy who doesn't understand what mutagen does to plants with pests >Naturally, his first attempt at mutation results in a bunch of baby spiders >Kill one, can't find the other >Time passes >Suddenly a wild giant...

Isn't this the equivalent of roundstart plasma loop sabotage, AKA a bannable metagame offense? Roundstart plasma loop sabotage is banned because it makes it impossible for the AI to flood plasma. This does not do that. It's basically just hitting the "off" button to deadly plasma, which a...

Additional volume pumps: air tank output (it's at the bottom right), air loop to the hall air pumps, hall scrubbers to waste. Remove the pump between Waste and the Freezer, place a plain pipe there, and turn the freezer on. Hopefully reduces the temperature and thus volume in the Waste loop. Go thro...

Cipher3 wrote:Okay Rhisereld, why is Box better than Metastation in your opinion?

Personal preference.

I would move to server 2 if the map was Box, and I'm sure others would too.

If you give yourself telekinesis and X-ray vision as geneticist, you can access the CMO's monitoring console on the other side of the wall at any time and locate bodies.

Or, I guess, you could use it to locate a target discreetly.

dionysus24779 wrote:

Rhisereld wrote:

dionysus24779 wrote:Endless discussion of his own ban history.

Isn't there a more appropriate place you can put this?

Where would that be?

https://tgstation13.org/phpBB/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=1909

dionysus24779 wrote:Endless discussion of his own ban history.

Isn't there a more appropriate place you can put this?

Ketchup packs. How the hell do you use them in chef recipes?

>Chemist
>Just finished making carefully crafting healing mix: Dex plus, tricordrazine, doctor's delight
>Accidentally click on the floor
>"You splash the solution onto the floor."
>Fuck

Every god damn time.

Sybil is kill for me as well.

I play here because stuff actually happens during the round (unlike Bay), but there are still rules against people being dicks FNR (unlike a whole bunch of places). For me, /tg/ station is that happy medium between boring and griefy.

That one person who stabs people in the eyes with screwdrivers. Every. Single. Round.

> Latejoin in Cult round as assistant > Station gone to shit > Some cultist recalls the shuttle > Run into the Bridge with some Secborg that shows up. > Find filthy cultist > Secborg stuns the cultist and cuffs them to a chair, I start beating them but Asimov borg won't allow it. > Eventually get sh...

Or, y'know, stop overcharging the plasma tanks. I recall it not having that big an impact on the engine. Full tanks will allow you to maximise the input on all three SMES to 200 000. If you leave the tanks at 300kPa, there isn't enough power to charge the SMES like that. If something goes wrong bef...

Pretty sure I got warned once for telling the AI to electrify Atmospherics (he actually did it). At the time I had no concept of AI laws and didn't realise it was a shitty thing to ask an Asimov AI to do. I was also under the impression it was the best way to protect Atmospherics from would-be trait...

>Doing genetics stuff >Five minutes in so no powers yet >Some greyshirt comes and starts whining for powers. >"Go away, please." >tfw he doesn't start breaking shit >tfw he doesn't start screaming "do your job" >tfw he actually goes away It's sad that I consider this a win.

Attempt #1: I joined a game, no idea what server or map. I couldn't figure out how to walk, and just sat there clicking myself cause me to "shake myself to get up". I may have been buckled to the chair by someone, but I couldn't figure that out at the time. Closed the game in disgust. Didn...

So today I learned that Spaceacillin prevents disease spread. If this was more widely known, diseases could be much less annoying. "Spaceacillin: A theta-lactam antibiotic. A common and very useful medicine, cures many diseases likely to be encountered in space and when injected into infected p...

Yes, there's a minority of people who latejoin to not get targeted by antags and all that kind of shit because they're wimp-ass bitches, and this won't change them, but the amount of people who forget to, or don't have enough time to press ready, will get a bit more breathing room between rounds no...

JStheguy wrote:As captain: When the HoP decides to give the clown all-access and not tell anyone until Shittles has already opened up EVA and let 20 assistants into the bridge.

Any clown with all-access, ever.

Bonus points if some harm intenting fucktard pushes you adjacent and you die anyway.

I've always hated cult. Somehow I always get brutally murdered, made into an artificier, and abandoned in maint to shit out shells and shards every 10 minutes for the rest of the round.

Powergamer, which I didn't expect but I guess makes sense.

Richard Cypher says, "Ok Cable hack time" ANAL THRASHER 3000 states, "OKAY" A port on ANAL THRASHER 3000 opens to reveal the data cable, which promptly falls to the floor. ANAL THRASHER 3000 states, "I AM SO READY" ANAL THRASHER 3000 states, "TO THRASH THIS DOOR'S ...

Ew, the welding helmet is a much better fashion accessory than the shitty RIG helmets. >Using rig helmets but not the full rig suit. you people have teriiiiiiible fashion sense when it comes to work sense. Fashion sense aside, it renders the remaining suit useless so nobody can do space repairs. Fu...

Engineers who fuck off with the last suit helmet, and ONLY the helmet, to use as a welding visor.

Shitlers who think it's their God-given right to have full powers from genetics, and start breaking in when they don't get what they want. Shitlers who wander in and loot shit from cloning. Shitlers who scream "DO YOUR JOB" at genetics while simultaneously obstructing you from doing your j...