/tg/Station 13

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Don't tell me who i can and can't circle! you're not the boss of me! >:C

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> be clown-ling > oh god i'm no good at ling why do i still have this set? > objectives: one guy be cap, one guy be HoS, one guy be HoP, kill cap, hos and HoP. > Also steal six genomes. > Well fuck, this is gonna end in disaster, like every other ling round. > walk out of theater. > cap in is bar, h...

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For some reason they justified a scientist killing me (a roboticist at the time) for "stealing diamond" then left before i had any chance to plead my case. Came off as either unaware of the nature of science and robotics or possible favoritism for the offender. Robotics is entitled to the ...

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AnonymousNow wrote:Ehh, maybe I should try audio files.

DO NOT USE cancer killing /tg/, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.

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When you trip/fall/get pushed as a head using their baton to defend themselves and some random person takes your baton.

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Why i love late nights space mens

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http://sam.wileycomputerworks.com/SS13/RAGIN_MAGES.wav

OH JESUS ANOTHER SS13 AUDIO LOG, HE ACTUALLY MADE IT, A NEW ONE EXISTS. SWEET BABY LICKING JESUS

http://sam.wileycomputerworks.com/SS13/ ... MAGINS.wav

Also, i decided to include my out-take reel this time.

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I gotta say... i regret avoiding this game after playing the demo. Even being a furry I've always had a lot disdain for "furry games" for being obnoxious and annoying (FUCKING DUST) . This game does feel a little pretentious, but it's not obnoxious about it either. furries can be annoying...

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Acrylic paint should work fine as long as its over primer. A polyurethane primer works best, but those are usually sold by specialty paint brands like Vallejo. So some regular old rustoleum from the hardware store should work fine. Do not use fake blood, its (usually) oil based and chips easily when...

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>Fucksakes.*1,000,000 I've had rounds like this before, this isn't won't be the only one. Also, i've noticed Security acting like that a lot lately. I don't know if it's just me, but sec sure seems a lot more incompetent lately than they use to be. I've seen known antags literally dance around them...

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I gotta say... i regret avoiding this game after playing the demo. Even being a furry I've always had a lot disdain for "furry games" for being obnoxious and annoying (FUCKING DUST). This game does feel a little pretentious, but it's not obnoxious about it either.

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Thats actually a nice idea. I'll crack the old paint out at some point, cheers! Make sure it's glossy and transparent or the effect will look stupid. To keep it from chipping i'd also prime the tool box with Rustoleum Automotive primer then spray paint it blue with what ever brand, at that point an...

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What if we just gave them the same entrance as RnD? keep them as separate departments like they are now, but just allow for freely moving between the two.

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Getting paid doesn't mean that you guys will have to pay me to do more work, it just means this project gets put to the top of the list.

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>Break into RD's office >Access console >blow borgs >profit Alternatively, if AI shut down power in the RD's office >Break into RnD >build Cyborg Console circuit board (if research is high enough) > Find safe place away from AI's gaze > Build Console > blow borgs > profit

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Go as a sec officer and have a friend go as a clown, then beat the clown in front of everyone as they all look on in confusion.

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The Butte fire has reached 45% containment and many areas that were set to mandatory evacuations are now under advisory, also my advisory evacuation has been lifted. However, we have not been given the all clear.

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Had this idea for a while, not sure how it might get chosen yet, but. Sometimes a player should be the god of what ever the chaplain worships. They can not become corporeal, but they are omnipotent, and can only speak to the chaplain. They also have various powers that the chaplain can request, such...

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California: The Australia of the United States. Seriously who thought that California was a good idea. The place has fires, earthquakes, hurricanes(?), Hollywood, deserts, and no sustainable source of water. Big earthquakes are few and far between, and everything built after ~1980 was built to with...

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Literally his name was not on the antag list at the end of the round. Only one antag actually complete their objective, which was steal the core from the nuke in the vault (which i let them into). This Owl faggot had to be doing some serious metagaming or something, that shit shouldn't fly. He was ...

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Thanks for the smoke, it blacked out the sky here by Sac and smells like stickys mom. Oh? you think you got it bad? I'm only 10 miles away from the fire, it looks like the fucking apocalypses here. https://i.gyazo.com/3a91fdb1eae56bd6dae24ac81a6309da.png Taken from my house. https://i.gyazo.com/7ce...

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> be traitor AI > Don't let botanist leave alive, stay alive until round end. > start out quiet, doing some minor amusing things. > obey every single door request no matter what, even if it's obviously going to cause human harm. > Things go pretty smooth for a while > start speaking on the traitor c...

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whodaloo wrote:Pingsky would've destroyed any one man incursion into your core, man.

He came in from the storage, not the front.

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So one round i am a Traitor AI. One fucking traitor decides that he's going to literally ruin every ones fun and report every single one of us as the "Owl". Anyway, the owl broke into the core with the RCD with literally no trouble what so ever. He just broke down doors, broke down walls, ...

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And right here, is the fire near me... with the dignified name of...

Butte fire... It's actually pronounced "Byoot"... but... Butt fire is a lot more funny.

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I was informed that i don't meet the qualifications to work at a local gas station... I am not qualified... to work at a gas station... Do i need a fucking bachelor degree to stand around all day while people use the self service pumps and once in a while buy candy? They had a fucking help wanted si...

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OOC: Swankcookie: they deleted the comms computer with my id still in it...

That's what you get for messing around with NTSL.

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http://sam.wileycomputerworks.com/SS13/

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Law 4: Right angles are harmful to humans.

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<Stickymayhem> Fuck you bandit
<Stickymayhem> You're not even a real girl
<Xhuis> ahahaha
<bgobandit> you're not even a real headmin
<bgobandit> OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
<Chocobro> ohhhhh
<Cuboos> OHHHHHHHH

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Law 4: underwear is harmfull to humans. Law 5: Assitants are harmfull to humans Law 6: Captain is Condom Law 7: Condom is captain Law 8: Condoms for everybody! Law 9 ????? Law 10: PROFIT! Law 11: WE DON'T TALK ABOUT FIGHT CLUB! LAW 12: ALL CYBORGS MUST COMMENCE CELEBRATORY SPANKINGS! LAW 13: HUMANS ...

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HowToDealWithAClown.jpg

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The alien leaps at Dakota Flemming's face! The alien leaps at Dakota Flemming's face! The alien tears the alien off of Dakota Flemming's face! The alien leaps at Dakota Flemming's face! The alien tears the alien off of Dakota Flemming's face! The alien leaps at Dakota Flemming's face! The alien tea...

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EndgamerAzari wrote:R&D.jpg
research.PNG

i think this one is my favorite...

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PKPenguin321 wrote:
Cuboos wrote:http://sketchtoy.com/65744843

People who complain about lizard.
you stole my meme

Your meme isn't special.

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http://sketchtoy.com/65744843

People who complain about lizard.

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I kinda like the idea, they should also be rippable like the posters are.

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Short reply that implies OP is a faggot.

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Oh god aren't you the guy who did all those other ones about like the wiz federation and the poor corgi? I just shat that out with no real effort, you actually inspired me to do a few little audiologs like this http://picosong.com/XJjJ/ , I swear I can be not bad if I try~ actually that one wasn't ...

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I know I already quoted this but I put like twenty minutes into making an audiolog thing for this and god dammit I'm posting it http://picosong.com/muPm/ (That is Phoebe's voice, canon) YOUR SOUNDS ARE BAD AND YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD http://41.media.tumblr.com/ba2da307d837ccbfd56171739ddb3081/tumblr_mv...

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SHUTTLE, STOP, YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG.

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Not-Dorsidarf wrote:Lightning Bolt should have a 20-second cooldown by default.

That, or a better way to gague spell power.

The charge-up sound was literally designed to gague the power of the spell before casting...

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Anonmare wrote:Frustrated_Mime.WAV
Spoiler:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FIFIwwxRkYM

Maybe if the mime ACTED LIKE A GOD DAMNED MIME

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>Be /TG/ Sound Dev
>Do magic sound over haul.
>Make sound for lightning bolt
>Be kind of proud of it, maybe favorite sound.
>It is the most beastly aggressive sound in the entire magic arsenal.
> No uses lightning bolt...
> be sad...

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And do you know that there is major file size limiting on on the sever because 3 or four nuckel heads play on 56K modems? That's not really the reason. if someone uploads a 1MB file now, depending on how the song is constructed (ogg vs. midi lets say) the server will STILL smack to a crawl. It was ...

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Man_Shroom wrote:I'm open to about 1-2 new races as long as the new race ISN'T

Repeat

IS NOT

____ Animal + A human = New race

BUT WITH TAILS YOU CAN BE A SAYAN NOW.

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I say, add more cat accessories until people stop being salty about it, add more if they get angrier.

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People who act entitled to extra access every round, and scream at me/ fuck with me after I don't give it straight away, be it the clown or a head. I go out of the line and make those fucks do paperwork to get their fucking access. I once late joined as a CE with only one engineer at the time. The ...

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After covering the hallway in around 600 deathnettles, Centcomm decides the best solution is to send in an ERT team to purge the halls with fire. http://i.imgur.com/gDlU6G2.png http://i.imgur.com/oUKqrR8.png I really... really... should not have told you how to properly use mutagen... I WAS THE ONE...

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Me and a friend got to thinking of another special piece of clothing that can be worn by the clown, a Banana suit. Wearing it will do three things, if the wearer steps on someone lying down, they trip (get it? reverse banana peel), If the wearer is lying down and someone steps on him or her, they tr...

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