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by Cuboos
Sat Dec 30, 2017 9:11 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Stories of rage, tears and regret
Replies: 2833
Views: 818659

Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

>See new server called Terry >Euro server >sounds interesting >Join as captain. >It's only me, HoP, an engine and a miner. >assume it's going to be a quiet round. >engie and miner request all access >HOP runs it through me first > they're the only two players so i okay it. >inexperienced engie delam...
by Cuboos
Tue Nov 28, 2017 1:37 am
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Mislabeled Filenames
Replies: 1181
Views: 386040

Re: Mislabeled Filenames

assistantsLootEngineering.jpg

[youtube]9xX6QPIQdZs[/youtube]
by Cuboos
Thu Nov 23, 2017 7:30 am
Forum: Ideas
Topic: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor ideas.
Replies: 3937
Views: 1003459

Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id

Someone should make a Bone Hurting Reagent that doesn't do anything except make you say "oof", "ooch" "ouch" "owwie" at random intervals, higher doses decreases the time between intervals. Overdose causes mild brute damage. Possible addiction mechanic, "Y...
by Cuboos
Sun Nov 19, 2017 10:36 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Stories of rage, tears and regret
Replies: 2833
Views: 818659

Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

>Be ling again >Yes again > No i'm never going to win ling > But i'll be damned if i stop trying. >get genomes >Kill detective >steal captain medal > escape as detective with ID >oh boy how am i gonna fuck this up? >Talk with ling buddies >they're not interested in cooperating, mostly doing their ow...
by Cuboos
Sun Nov 19, 2017 8:46 pm
Forum: Ideas
Topic: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor ideas.
Replies: 3937
Views: 1003459

Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id

We should have a tard room near medical. Like if you get brain damage from a disease or bad cloning and can't get any mannitol for it immediately, you get put into the tard room. It should have padded walls and preschool toys to play with while you wait for your treatment. Like a see-n-say and those...
by Cuboos
Sun Nov 05, 2017 8:29 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: SS13 Related Art / Hand Drawn Art
Replies: 2270
Views: 693432

Re: SS13 Related Art / Hand Drawn Art

[youtube]FVHYPO9_8kk[/youtube]

Does this count?
by Cuboos
Mon May 22, 2017 1:07 am
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Mislabeled Filenames
Replies: 1181
Views: 386040

Re: Mislabeled Filenames

[youtube]JspBbDM3NYY[/youtube]

Clown_and_borg_ERP.mp4
by Cuboos
Sat May 13, 2017 7:47 am
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Stories of rage, tears and regret
Replies: 2833
Views: 818659

Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

>Be me >traitor doc on meta >Kill Plasma-man chemist >die glorious death >OH BOY THIS COULD NOT BE EASIER >buy syndicate bomb >remove core >put in back pack >make IED >put in back pack >wait a few minutes so we don't have to wait 20 minutes for the shuttle to be called >enough time passes >chemistry...
by Cuboos
Tue May 09, 2017 12:13 am
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Stories of Awesome (Or something close to it.)
Replies: 2028
Views: 629194

Re: Stories of Awesome (Or something close to it.)

DemonFiren wrote:It wasn't awesome.
You will never have awesome.
Even your greentext will be rage, tears and regret.
:C you're right...
by Cuboos
Mon May 08, 2017 10:50 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Stories of Awesome (Or something close to it.)
Replies: 2028
Views: 629194

Re: Stories of Awesome (Or something close to it.)

>Be ling >Oh shit a cuboos ling story in SOA? >Get Genomes >Kill RD >get out alive >OH BOY HOWS THIS GONNA GET FUCKED UP? >get my genomes within a few minutes >easiest objective >See RD a few times but they're always surrounded by people >Damn it... >Keep a low profile >Nobody suspects a thing >Talk...
by Cuboos
Mon May 08, 2017 8:59 am
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you
Replies: 2282
Views: 597847

Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

Also, this is probably been said a million times (maybe even by me in this very thread) but valid hunters and murderboners... Nothing ruins a round more than some asshat looking for their valids. Now granted, dying can be fun most of the time. Like walking into a death chute an atmos tech set up, th...
by Cuboos
Mon May 08, 2017 8:55 am
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Stories of rage, tears and regret
Replies: 2833
Views: 818659

Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

cedarbridge wrote:
Cuboos wrote:
cedarbridge wrote:Assistant ruins everything
You can almost count on greytiders to ruin your greentext at the last minute.
Mistyped that because tired. Same result really.

I think at this point, a greytider is any non-antag that does some dickish shit that ruins a round for everyone.
by Cuboos
Mon May 08, 2017 8:39 am
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Stories of rage, tears and regret
Replies: 2833
Views: 818659

Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

cedarbridge wrote:Assistant ruins everything
You can almost count on greytiders to ruin your greentext at the last minute.
by Cuboos
Fri May 05, 2017 8:35 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Memorable Quotes
Replies: 1434
Views: 428223

Re: Memorable Quotes

Judge Judy says, "YOU MAKE ME SO HORNY"
by Cuboos
Fri May 05, 2017 7:14 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you
Replies: 2282
Views: 597847

Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

When you're a head and your trying to deal with something and some random non-antag greytider runs up and disarms the tele-baton out of your hands and steals it. Extra peeved when security refuses to do anything about it. "Why would we try to stop some guy with an instant stunning weapon?"
by Cuboos
Thu May 04, 2017 7:37 am
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Stories of rage, tears and regret
Replies: 2833
Views: 818659

Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Another ling round... i can write a fucking novel with my fucking failed ling attempts... > be ling > It's MetaStation > leastItIsn'tCere.jpg > get genomes > kill chaplain > escape alive > Get my genomes up, easiest objective > pal around with some other lings > Cause some mild ruckus > people know ...
by Cuboos
Thu May 04, 2017 2:23 am
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Stories of rage, tears and regret
Replies: 2833
Views: 818659

Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

>Be ling >Doing well >got my six genomes >Assassinated the RD without being caught >Got the Hand teleporter >Holy shit, am i finally going to greentext as a ling? >Fuck around for a bit, keeping a low profile >No one suspects me of anything >Security doesn't even search me when random searches are a...
by Cuboos
Mon Dec 05, 2016 10:42 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Stories of Awesome (Or something close to it.)
Replies: 2028
Views: 629194

Re: Stories of Awesome (Or something close to it.)

Not much of a story, but still amusing. One time as the captain it was a rev round, we somehow got all the heads of staff safely on the bridge, with the exception of the HoS, who somehow managed to coordinate security enough to lock down the brig, meaning the revs pretty much had to stick with makes...
by Cuboos
Thu Nov 17, 2016 9:14 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Screenshots General
Replies: 2758
Views: 881935

Re: Screenshots General

Kor wrote:Image
Dude... that's mean...
by Cuboos
Wed Nov 09, 2016 10:26 am
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Remove extended from rotation
Replies: 105
Views: 27300

Re: Remove extended from rotation

Slettal wrote:Extended is good because it reveals the shitters, oh and it allows admins to push buttons
by Cuboos
Thu Nov 03, 2016 9:26 am
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you
Replies: 2282
Views: 597847

Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

Dying early in the round. Dying is not so bad after I've had enough time to have some fun, but if it's only been five minutes and suddenly I get murderboned or valid'd, it's not fun.
by Cuboos
Thu Nov 03, 2016 8:30 am
Forum: General Chat
Topic: SS13 Related Art / Hand Drawn Art
Replies: 2270
Views: 693432

Re: SS13 Related Art / Hand Drawn Art

i decided to make a few SS13 objects in Maya, because i was bored.

Image
Image


you can find more detailed pics in these albums.
https://imgur.com/a/ksA5M
https://imgur.com/a/6uCF9
by Cuboos
Wed Nov 02, 2016 9:12 am
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Little things you learned that are game changing
Replies: 2455
Views: 649976

Re: Little things you learned that are game changing

If you need to disguise yourself as a changeling or with a chameleon kit, go mime. no one expects you to talk and are usually skipped over if sec is asking people to remove their mask flipside to this is that you have to be wary of the mime changing his clothes. if he's dressed up as a chicken sinc...
by Cuboos
Tue Nov 01, 2016 9:55 am
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Little things you learned that are game changing
Replies: 2455
Views: 649976

Re: Little things you learned that are game changing

If you need to disguise yourself as a changeling or with a chameleon kit, go mime. no one expects you to talk and are usually skipped over if sec is asking people to remove their mask
by Cuboos
Tue Nov 01, 2016 9:42 am
Forum: General Chat
Topic: So, secborgs re-enabled anytime soon?
Replies: 303
Views: 76932

Re: So, secborgs re-enabled anytime soon?

Maybe traitors can get an ion carbine from an up link ?
by Cuboos
Wed Oct 26, 2016 9:29 am
Forum: Ideas
Topic: Replace fly people with spider people
Replies: 17
Views: 3907

Re: Replace fly people with spider people

What if a spider losing its limb is extremely dangerous and is fatal if not immediately treated ?
by Cuboos
Wed Oct 26, 2016 8:29 am
Forum: Closed Policy Discussion
Topic: There needs to be a policy about murder boning on low-pop
Replies: 61
Views: 17769

Re: There needs to be a policy about murder boning on low-po

i didn't realize there was a policy forum, can an admin move this thread?
by Cuboos
Wed Oct 26, 2016 7:57 am
Forum: Closed Policy Discussion
Topic: There needs to be a policy about murder boning on low-pop
Replies: 61
Views: 17769

There needs to be a policy about murder boning on low-pop

Seriously, this shit drives people off. It's different on high pop when it's more likely to have retaliation and there's more sec to do something about it. But the circumstances of low-pop are a lot different. There's less chance to be returned to the game via clone/borg/drone/other. 30 players use ...
by Cuboos
Sun Oct 23, 2016 6:47 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Stories of Awesome (Or something close to it.)
Replies: 2028
Views: 629194

Re: Stories of Awesome (Or something close to it.)

>be CE > Cap wants a rage cage in the bar > oblige > build it for him > Cap congrats the engie team for a good work. > bar tender starts making drinks > lots of drinks > some of them are beepsky smash and neurotoxin > get an idea > grab a bunch of vapes > fill them with beepsky smash and neurotoxin ...
by Cuboos
Sat Oct 22, 2016 3:36 am
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Memorable Quotes
Replies: 1434
Views: 428223

Re: Memorable Quotes

[Common] table asks, "Where is my darling Mekhi?"
table asks, "Where is my darling Mekhi?"
[Common] table asks, "I can't find him anywhere?"
table asks, "I can't find him anywhere?"
by Cuboos
Mon Oct 17, 2016 2:12 am
Forum: General Chat
Topic: SS13 Related Art / Hand Drawn Art
Replies: 2270
Views: 693432

Re: SS13 Related Art / Hand Drawn Art

I wish i had the money to request a commission of my character sprite...
by Cuboos
Sat Oct 15, 2016 9:34 am
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Stories of rage, tears and regret
Replies: 2833
Views: 818659

Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

>spawn as abductor >things are going well >suddenly I hear "HURRRRR" >What the fuck was that? >HURRR HURRR HONK HONK HONK HURR AIR HORN HONK HURRR >Some fuckhead admin spawned a shitloads of frogs,bikehorns, and airhorns outside my ufo >I'm forced to listen to frogs,bikehorns,and airhorns...
by Cuboos
Thu Oct 13, 2016 7:30 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Stories of rage, tears and regret
Replies: 2833
Views: 818659

Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

> Be changeling again >You what threads this is, you know what's gonna happen > Be HoP > little hopeful, i have an advantage due to my status as a head > get genomes, assassinate the QM, steal the identity of a miner. >simple stuff > Round goes pretty typically > assistants keep asking for all acces...
by Cuboos
Tue Oct 11, 2016 6:31 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: ShadowDimentio's R&D Guide
Replies: 13
Views: 3656

Re: ShadowDimentio's R&D Guide

What's an APC drive? i can't find that in protolathe or circuit
by Cuboos
Sun Oct 09, 2016 9:32 am
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Little things you learned that are game changing
Replies: 2455
Views: 649976

Re: Little things you learned that are game changing

The Ultimate Chimera wrote:You can flip a hat with alt-click.
I actually kind of hate this. I use alt-click to get stuff from a locker, if there's a hat on top of the pile it cancels the alt-click menu and flips the hat... so annoying ...
by Cuboos
Sat Oct 08, 2016 9:03 am
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Screenshots General
Replies: 2758
Views: 881935

Re: Screenshots General

Image

What coding for /tg/ is like.
by Cuboos
Wed Oct 05, 2016 12:44 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Stories of rage, tears and regret
Replies: 2833
Views: 818659

Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

>be changeling >fuck >get my DNA >assassinate some assistant target >wander into dorms to change form. >hear a beep >oh fuck >syndicate bomb in the next dorm >gibs me before I have a chance to escape >shuttle isn't called for 20 minutes >red text >god >fucking >DAMNIT I'm about ready to remove chang...
by Cuboos
Tue Oct 04, 2016 9:00 am
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Little things you learned that are game changing
Replies: 2455
Views: 649976

Re: Little things you learned that are game changing

putting neurontoxin/beepsky smash in a vape will cause an endless stun that lasts as long as the reagent is inside the vape. Fill a few up and scatter them around the station and watch as people lie there helplessly. Give on to your traitor target to prevent them from escaping alive.
by Cuboos
Tue Oct 04, 2016 3:14 am
Forum: Ideas
Topic: trampling
Replies: 10
Views: 2779

Re: trampling

i kinda like this idea. Help intent doesn't do any damage, you just step over them. Disarm/Grab will do a little damage since you're not trying to step over them, but you're not trying to hurt them. Then harm does a little more damage cause you'd want to hurt them. I don't think it should keep you d...
by Cuboos
Sat Oct 01, 2016 9:07 am
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Stop removing modes from rotation ya nerds
Replies: 29
Views: 7723

Re: Stop removing modes from rotation ya nerds

TehPear wrote:
Reyn wrote:Bring back everything other than meteor/asteroid. And yes. BRING BACK SHADOWLING
Shadowling is dead. Creator removed it from the code.
Why
by Cuboos
Fri Sep 30, 2016 10:26 pm
Forum: Ideas
Topic: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor ideas.
Replies: 3937
Views: 1003459

Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id

Make a sub version of Ragin' Mages where the wizards only get zero cooldown magic missile. If you've ever seen one of my meme wizard rounds where i trade all my wizard shit for magic missile, you'll know just how hilariously chaotic this is.
by Cuboos
Fri Sep 30, 2016 10:24 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Which would you rather be 2: Antag Boogaloo.
Replies: 41
Views: 11855

Re: Which would you rather be 2: Antag Boogaloo.

I'd be a wizard and spend all my points on magic missile. Then i'd just wonder around the town for a bit spamming magic missile constantly. "Hey, those are some funky lookin' robes you got there" "MAGIC MISSILE' "AW JESUS FUCK WHAT". "Hey you can't just do tha-" MA...
by Cuboos
Wed Sep 28, 2016 9:05 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Mislabeled Filenames
Replies: 1181
Views: 386040

Re: Mislabeled Filenames

Anonmare wrote:You buggered it up you nerd.
I don't know what you're talking about :^)
by Cuboos
Wed Sep 28, 2016 8:57 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Mislabeled Filenames
Replies: 1181
Views: 386040

Re: Mislabeled Filenames

[youtube]-0w57ZoloYc[/youtube]

/tg/Station after the Vape PR.
by Cuboos
Wed Sep 28, 2016 7:33 pm
Forum: Coding
Topic: Vendors - Product Ads?
Replies: 9
Views: 2609

Re: Vendors - Product Ads?

supposed to appear in the UI. I checked, it doesn't. Read what I said. I never said it appears in the UI, just that it's supposed to, that's clear enough from the comment on the definition. all you need to do is split it into a list like how slogans is split, and then pick one each time the UI open...
by Cuboos
Wed Sep 28, 2016 8:34 am
Forum: Coding
Topic: Vendors - Product Ads?
Replies: 9
Views: 2609

Re: Vendors - Product Ads?

Remie Richards wrote:supposed to appear in the UI.
I checked, it doesn't.
by Cuboos
Wed Sep 28, 2016 8:25 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: IRC quotes
Replies: 360
Views: 174866

Re: IRC quotes

peoplearestrange wrote:
Cuboos wrote: <iamgoofball> WHY AM I THR ONLY FUXKRR HERE WHO ACTUALLY CODES SHIT WHEN I SAY I'M GOING TO
Omg im dying... please make that a gibber phrase.
I tried to, the PR was closed for "meta"
by Cuboos
Wed Sep 28, 2016 6:04 am
Forum: Coding
Topic: Vendors - Product Ads?
Replies: 9
Views: 2609

Vendors - Product Ads?

/obj/machinery/vending/dinnerware name = "\improper Plasteel Chef's Dinnerware Vendor" desc = "A kitchen and restaurant equipment vendor" product_ads = "Mm, food stuffs!;Food and food accessories.;Get your plates!;You like forks?;I like forks.;Woo, utensils.;You don't reall...
by Cuboos
Wed Sep 28, 2016 12:32 am
Forum: General Chat
Topic: SS13 Related Art / Hand Drawn Art
Replies: 2270
Views: 693432

Re: SS13 Related Art / Hand Drawn Art

i wanna cuddle him and tell him hes the best carp ever. /mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/carp/cayenne name = "Cayenne" desc = "A failed Syndicate experiment in weaponized space carp technology, it now serves as a lovable mascot." gender = FEMALE BANNED How was i suppose to know!