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Timbrewolf

>Google Tome
>"Tome 4 is a free open source roguelike..."
>sounds cool
>look at the next result
>"Now available on Steam for $6.99!"

Goddammit Gaben the power of the summer sales is corrupting you!

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>roll meaingful job. >suicide because not-antag. also people who roll assistant do so because they have no intention of playing other jobs. do we really want 5 engineers suiciding at roundstart. If people only play so that they can roll antag and greytide just ban them. We're not exactly starving f...

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The problem with having a job that we often handwave horrible activity as "oh they're new they don't know better", is that it's typically populated by only or most experienced players because it's still a license to griff and not have to actually contribute anything to keeping the station ...

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I'm told this was suggested before but got buried. I'm bringing it up again. Simple suggestion, brings major changes to the game and especially to /tg/station. If your job is assistant, you're prevented from being chosen as a round-start antag. The good: 1) Massive cutbacks on grey-tide shitters. If...

Timbrewolf

>2014 >still thinks America is the fattest country https://news.yahoo.com/blogs/news/america-fattest-obese-un-144341236.html http://listcrux.com/top-10-fattest-countries-of-the-world/ Sorry bro, that honor has belonged to Mexico for roughly the last year or so. http://wp.streetwise.co/wp-content/upl...

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nsos wrote:acceptance is the first step to becoming a fucking nerd

which step is pretending to be a girl online?

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TS is for edgy teens and VS is for furries.

NC is the only choice.

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Okay yeah I have no fucking clue why you're not getting the toggle then. What mods are you using? I don't think it would affect your ability to toggle brewables but this page mentions a few things at the bottom: http://dwarffortresswiki.org/index.php/DF2014:Brewer Especially: If the still is linked ...

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My money is still on you having some kind of pathing issue to the still, making it inaccessible. If you have it set into a 3x3 room and only one side is open make sure it's the bottom facing. In the past the still has looked like this: X** *** *** With the X representing the only block that you can'...

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There's definitely something wrong in your layout if you have a still setup and the game isn't letting you use it.

It might be too cluttered or blocked somehow? Can you post a picture of the area your still is in?

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Something is setup wrong in your fort. Is there a clear path to your still?

Pressing b does nothing?

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If you don't have anyone with brewing enabled just enable it on your cookin' dwarf. He'll git gud if he's the only one you have set to do it. I don't often find myself needing to urgently do both at the same time. I'll triple dip and set the same dwarf to farm/cook/brew no fucks given in the beginni...

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miggles wrote:^no
theres like 2 other anime threads already also

No there aren't. There's a generic Japanese crap weeb fest thread where people talk about importing body pillows and masturbators or whatever.

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Da fuggggggg

https://soundcloud.com/neilcic/mouthsilence

Hahaha it's great

Timbrewolf

The /sp/ approved name for Hockey for people who don't know what the fuck Hockey is is

"Icefight"

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What's it like getting a ticket for leaving your car window rolled down too far?

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ayy lmao

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Dude, the leather club's next door.

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Esdese only tortures her enemies and people who lack discipline.

She's actually really mushy and affectionate towards <the object of her affection>.

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Summer 2014 Waifu of the Season:

Discuss.

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If I didn't know what Rhino normally looked like I may be inclined to think everything is fine and your character is just a weird potato-bodied person with no neck

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Afaik cheese and yogurt are both made using bacteria, so depending on how sensative you are to foreign microbes having a party in your guts you might want to just say no?

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Kraso wrote:
An0n3 wrote:nsos isn't tonto
what makes you think he isn't

Factual knowledge of Tonto

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nsos isn't tonto

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It makes me think they really wanted to do something that was cool and immersive like Dead Space's interface, but just fucked it up completely every step of the way. The FOV is cramped as fuck and the menu flies up into your face like your character needs size 160 font to read anything. Like serious...

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*it was a hologram*

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Cheese is great.

A lot of food is pretty great.

Timbrewolf

As far as I know they changed the sentinel slot to be a "companion" slot and you can only have one or the other.

Also dogs hatch from eggs. It's canon now. FUCKING SCIENCE.

Timbrewolf

If I talk about it I'll have to spoil it. Be patient, I promise it'll be alright. Making all these characters and scripting all the cutscenes takes forever. I'm using the PS3 version of the game and it constantly crashes and glitches. Fucking 2k games added nothing to 2k14 but bugs. The PS3 versions...

Timbrewolf

What kind of loser name drops their own character?

I'm working on it guys, all is going according to plan.

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Are they any good? Should I bother jumping back in to get one?

Are they FUN?

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paprika wrote:>Playing NC on anything but the west coast server

fucking disgusting.

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Wow what the fuck dude

What the fuck does a civilian need a military grade car door like that for?

The hell is wrong with you?

Timbrewolf

.45ACP doesn't defeat body armor or car doors.

Just imagine you're walking down the street when a man wearing a car door on suspenders approaches you. He rolls the window down and speaks
"Gimme your fuckin' money".

Timbrewolf

WHAT Man I smoke cigarettes and I'd never waste kief in a cigarette. No man no. 1) Grind yo shit 2) Seperate the grinder into it's parts 3) Run the plastic scraper over the screen a bit to knock loose any stuck powders 4) Use the scraper to push all that delicious spice in the bottom trap into a nic...

Timbrewolf

3 piece master race shut your mouth son. It's all about the kief trap. Dat silk screen. When you open up the bottom and you see a sandworm rolling around in that shit screaming Shai Hulud it's time to party. And yeah I had never actually read any of what the difference between blotter paper and shit...

Timbrewolf

Whoops, guess I skipped a history lesson. Where are you getting the half-truths on cartridge comparisons? >.357 is shit compared to .45 in terms of accuracy Not in any way. .357mag has flatter trajectory and higher velocity, extending its range of effectiveness way beyond .45ACP. It's simple physics...

Timbrewolf

>Having a beard that big in summer welp. Beards don't trap a lot of heat on your face. It's nowhere near as unpleasant as people imagine. The reason they're nice in the winter is because they keep the wind from cutting across your face. Strangely though if you ever go swimming with a beard on a hot...

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Nothing to spectate until people get back to me and confirm they have teams.

I plan on recording the matches and getting some hockey commentary over them so everyone can enjoy. Apparently the Hockey Hype is not at sufficient levels yet though.

COME ON FUCKERS GET YO FRENS

Timbrewolf

Get on Emerald. Roll an NC character. Be a true blue hero. I'll play with ya, I've got a heavily modified Liberator we can just fly around shitting on people with. Always good times.

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Napkin you fake-baking retard Did you ever drink the milk-tea I talked about before? Stop throwing your stems out. Buy a proper grinder. Scrape your shit, roll a ball of hash, and then roll it around in the kief until it looks like a fucking brown M&M. Hit that shit and you'll leave the solar sy...

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Whole milk is the shit on a hot day though. It's like drinking coolant. All those rich ass lipids coating the interior of your digestive tract. Also if you ever want to stumble around like a total retard, save your stems and stuff them in a coffee filter, put a rubber band around or twist tie around...

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How do you figure?

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Nagant revolvers are cheap as fuck to own and they're made well enough and yes you can suppress them But the suppressor requires a tax stamp and purchasing both the suppressor and paying for that stamp will cost you well over three times what you spent on the pistol itself, if not even more dependin...

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Here's a watershed moment

Paprika and Miggles agreeing on something.

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Master Beardsmith

This beard is of the highest craftsmanship. It menaces with spikes of raw machismo.

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Snapped a random selfie for something else. It's hot in here so I'm lookin' mad greasy but fuck it. Dat beard.

Timbrewolf

From the patch notes: "Our players often tell us the difficulty in learning the Warframe essentials is too high!" Translation: "Our players are total fucking retards. Chest slapping, baby drooling, knuckled dragging, mouth breathing, ear biting retards." How the fuck can you not ...

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At least we can both agree:

FUCK THE VS FUCK THE VS FUCK THE VS FUCK THE VS

FUCK THE VS FUCK THE VS FUCK THE VS FUCK THE VS

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