/tg/Station 13

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I wouldn't suppose that any man who got so much wits could be really happy all the time.
Anyway...
;_;7

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OF HAPPENINGS

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SWAT 4 11/10
Blow the door, flash everyone, pepperspray everyone, shit is on ground, situation handled and suddenly one of those terrorist shits headshots you with pistol he pulled out after he surrender.

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"Artillery wars" where ships are just big fucking BSA guns that shoot at enemy. Or really base-based warfare where they just have to keep their facilities secret or they get blammed by BSA, except that makes no sense since they can get on SS13.

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I enjoy consensual heterosexual sex in the missionary position.
OUT OF THE CLOSET YEAH!

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The only time when it's bad, it's proably when Admins create Mary Sues (Sticky, i'm looking at your "invicible-exploding-on-touch-Dave") that you can't do anything against. Mary Sues are a necessary evil during events a lot of the time. How can you create a horrifying beast or anything th...

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Any event really, even a simple deathsquad can be fun if proportioned (*) properly. Gives some players shooting fun, let's some assistants make a name for themselves by stealing Pulse rifles and defending station, stuff. But then there will be always this one "arr-peer" who will hate the e...

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Violaceus wrote: I would like to see less:
Primarch Vulkan

Emperor sees and hears everything.
Emperor is going to smite you with his immense psychic power.

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My second character, who I started about five minutes in, opened the door from the shelter. There was a possum outside. The NPC in the shelter shot at it with what must've been a Goddamn anti-tank rifle, hit ME, and did 99 points of damage to my torso. I died instantly. This is why you become a psy...

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Wyzack wrote:The only obstacle is that a lot of the high level books decrease happiness, so you need some sort of vice to boost it up.

This is exactly why we need Videogames to exist. My parents knew nothing, all the time I played gaems I was just actually boosting up my happiness to learn more!

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Violaceus wrote:Yes, I am totally unknown on forums, time to make more posts.

Or start doing some grief, or idk, read WGW on OOC loudly so everyone will notice you.

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Why would you need to decon a firelock? A simple crowbar, or shift click as a silicon opens them if they're closed. I don't think you can decon them anyway, much like shutters and blastdoors. They're fucking pugly and break my immulshions when i build best Cargo ever, just because of that one firel...

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Violaceus wrote:>be there for over 2 years
>admin thinks I am newbie and gives advices

2 years is not much actually.
Also this happens a lot for some reason. Maybe you're not visible enough on forums and have not enough ban notices?

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tedward1337 wrote:Just found a shimmering portal in town.

What the fuck does it do

Proably kills you in horrible way.

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>i joined Sybil
>everything is horrible, chairs jump at your eyes, stuff.
>i joined Basil
>five circlejerking lizards there

;_;

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DemonFiren wrote:And occasionally it farts plasma in your face.

FTFY

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Is there any way to deconstruct firelocks? I tired every tool, even RCD doesn't work! D:

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#soon #halflife3 #ded #lieksoded

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There is a world gen setting for that i think. Set it to max and whole basement is covered with 4-5 layers deep blanket of items, just as every building ever.

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Spaghetti should be useable as God-tier gasmask, where you put it on your face and breathe air filtrated by it.
Donwside is that it's smells horrible.

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Yeah, tailoring is suprisingly robust.
Makes sense actually. Because fighting with loose pants would be hell.

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Or just use debug mode to give yourself scaly shit like dirty lizard cheater you are.

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lumipharon wrote:they could go ask the HoP for a job, or maint access. It takes 10 seconds and I have not once been denied.

Do you actually play at all?
There was 0 times HoP gave greyshirt me any access except when some other head told him to do so.

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"A genocide should be perpetrated against the lizard populations of the server - a genocide the likes of which SS13 has never seen before. The genocide should start with lone wolf attacks against the scale skinned cretins. Our primary targets will be any station with lizards residing in them. ...

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I once killed an E100 as Hetzer in WoT.

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Human meat is pretty rare. If you're talking about eating zombie meat that's a horrible, horrible idea. You're incredibly likely to get sick and you're better off using it to make mutagen and zombie pheromones anyway. Butchering zombies is also great because it's free survival skill practice. I run...

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"For your whole life you've been forbidden from indulging in your peculiar tastes. Now the world's ended, and you'll be damned if anyone is going to tell you you can't eat people." It's literally easiest meat ever, also comes with useful drops. Also i wish there was multiplayer on this thi...

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M1911-P with plasma injected battery.

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>build a fukken mobile military base
>drive it around at sound speed
>crash into gas station

11/10 If it only had better graphics.

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Or just be an Human no Gods, fuck magic, knight nation and die horribly.

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Not to mention all this V shit, it sounds exactly like W. Learn 2 speak.

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Laika ded.
Also for considerably long time i had trouble understanding why you called it that because holy shit where is Ł and J, you English shits have no ear for Russian.

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Survivarium.
It's awesome, and only for select best countries (aka SLAVS).

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Cheimon wrote:Can I get off a surgery table without help from someone else? If so how?

Use beds.
Any bed. Build a bed from metal.

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Grenades/C4 rigged with mousetraps. It has never failed me.

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Lisa. Because fuck corgis.

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Rumpelstiltskin3 wrote:I really effective way to cure disease epidemics is making a smoke grenade with the cure and throw it in a really crowded place.

And then get lynched for "spreading viruses".

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AnonymousNow wrote:There's also an abandoned surgical room on the station somewhere, if you can find it. I don't think it has tools, but it has a surgical table.

If you lie on surgical table you can't use tools.
The key is using beds.

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DrPillzRedux wrote:Set in a world where there are no women, and every man is at middle age or above, everyone is fucked until you find a baby girl in the desert. She gets kidnapped and your shit world gets even shittier as you're forced to make some pretty tough decisions.

Sounds like someone is gonna get raped.

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Meta.

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Gold.
Because muh swaggity swag.

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(THROW BOMBS AT BOMBS, BECAUSE FUCK LOGIC THAT'S WHY) Well in a logical point of view (not a balance one) it does make sense. Nukes have a very specific way of activating. If it does not do it right, it won't go boom. So the easiest way to prevent a nuke from going off is to, well, damage it where ...

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All those people voting on 18-20 when they're really under 18.
:I

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I enjoy sitting in a locker, watch a bit of youtube, then still keep an eye on the station. Often enough, I'll see someone doing something bad in front of my locker, and I call them out on comms, always funny. I see this happen alot as I do this sometimes to. I tend to do that as a Warden a lot. Pe...

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I harmbatoned him when his deathsquad left for a while but nope, he had active defense and i just exploded while he only lost his hearing for a while.
So nope.

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Meta.

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Have a syndie bomb and can afford a small hole? Throw a minibomb at it, the explosion will remove bigger bomb.
Found out about this in escape shuttle, might not work anywhere else.
(THROW BOMBS AT BOMBS, BECAUSE FUCK LOGIC THAT'S WHY)

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Cik wrote: also >smart munitions >giant fuckoff cannon that fires in straight lines

Having giant fuckoff cannon that rapes in straight lines with plane around it is very smart.

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i feel more confident in this plane but i still have a way to go why aren't the mavericks ground stabilized holy shit. roll slightly to the left because i'm concentrating on the fucking screen and the motion throws everything off WHO DESIGNED THESE INFANTRY MODELS THEY SHOULD BE SHOT A SINGLE TINY ...

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