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Wizardjenkins66 wrote:The cheap lighter fits inside a Cigarette packet!

THIS IS BEST THING I'VE EVER HEARD
HOLY SHIT

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>chenglingus >be lawyer, start pricking some people >i have horrendous lag so i am most unrobust person ever >my target, the female chaplain is making some weird sex orgies >proced to shriek all the time and armblade shit out of her and HoP in chapel because why not i am bored as fuck >of course i g...

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Byond account and character name: KotMroku - Hunter Woodward Banning admin: Ikarrus Ban reason and length: Suicided at round start as HoP. Permanent (apparently). Time ban was placed (including time zone): 26 August 2014, no idea what time exactly. Your side of the story: Well, uh, i suicided almost...

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Sly is actually right because it's lead balls or whathever that do shit to people, not shells.
Disregard that i just noticed he wanted to load shotgun bullets into guns.
0/10 Sly.

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Corgisquad. Badmin shit resulted in Runtime killing Ian so Centcomm sent in Corgisquad. Shit was hilarious.
I would provide screenshots or actual story if i had some.

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ThatSlyFox wrote: A gun that can load shotgun bullets(Shotgun bullets can do many things such as set people on fire or bullets filled with mutagen) or just different types of bolts for the ebow.

Pocketable one shoot, 12 gauge, FP-45 Liberator style pistol.
Jawsome.

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Well, if you're supected it is in your best interest to not fucking run away from Security when they question it, even if that will mean a whole one minute less for making guns for research. Jesus, if you run away without a word when officer asks you it's not their fault that you get tased, it's you...

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Money.
We need money.

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Beepsky is underpowered. Buff it.

But, tbh i remember a Beepsky that once fucked up 10 badminspawned flukeops. He got so many fucking medals.

So maybe leave it as it is.

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Be alive faggots i just wished you BEST luck.

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Space Ebola.
Just do it.

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Lost muh internets like month ago so I would have to start again (because >paying for games lol).
Though I think I wish you guys best luck if you're still playing.

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>update
>internet way too shit to download it fast
>I can't actually download it at all because lel errors
>my skill queue ends in few hours

fuk ;_;

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I played it, i have no idea what was going on about though.

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Sex is bad, don't do it kiddos.

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http://www.hazeron.com/
A New Hope

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Those are bots.

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You literally have no way to get me right now anyway so your threats seem a bit unreal.

Also you never insulted me, but apparently I always insult you, crypto-commie.

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Nice photoshop skills you have.

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>Says Russia that is literally sending me death threats over Black Sea.
Ok.

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Skorvold wrote:I'm not worthy i shall give away all my provinces to superior Turkey

Nice message you are making up there, England knew that you were not specifically answering his messages for long.

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I remember that one round.

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There is a difference between clever suicides that detective solves and murdering yourself to make someone else get killed for it.
The problem might of course lie with security that first shoots, and never ask questions but whathever.

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Kraso why the fuck you quit? Come and save your shitty 0/10 country before we split it up totally.

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People who kill themselves and make it look like someone else did it, like That One Guy who ran into chemistry and pumped himself full with Lexorin just for lelz.

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CEST aka +0200 UTC

Tho i sometimes happen to stay up for like 24 hours.

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Do you guys even still play this. D:<

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OOC: HotelBravoLima: All crew getting bans for dat defense effort. OOC: Man_Shroom: would any of you consider going there to plkay OOC: Man_Shroom: play OOC: KotMroku: hbl OOC: HotelBravoLima: Also I'll consider it. OOC: KotMroku: did you just OOC: KotMroku: iicky oocked OOC: HotelBravoLima: Kot OO...

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Not only we wait for Italy but it also fucks up.
TheWiznard pls.

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MrStonedOne wrote: http://tgstation13.org/msoshit/Atheist% ... 091155.png

The fucking vault is still intact.
Next time when shit hits the fan head for vault.

BAWKSES FOR THE BAWKSES GOD

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A guy inside a cube with AI face painted on. Put him near light switch, so he can do AI stuff.

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Fucking England i answered you already. Start doing something.

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Move your asses i ain't got whole WW1.

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Rip.

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I bomb gravity generator and float while wiping my ass.

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"I promise I will not ally based on who I know in the game
I promise I will not carry grudges across games"

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah...
No.

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Source will not be relased, game is down forever, even the main page will soon vanish leaving little a trace for future generations.

But we will never forget.

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I literally just started playing again yesterday. It's just... Wow. Woah. Hazeron through years became some sort of game to which i could return every time, and create actual history inside. I can't belive this happened. It's... Just... [*] This day, the Emperor Of Mankind shed one last tear that we...

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Is SoH still laggy as fuck and keeps this retarded circle building scheme (squares infinitely better)? Also i heard that Galaxy got restarted this year. it's still quite laggy, but it no longer has circles I literally instantly got back my will to play. ALSO HOLY SHIT IT NOW HAS A BUILDING CREATOR ...

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Is SoH still laggy as fuck and keeps this retarded circle building scheme (squares infinitely better)?
Also i heard that Galaxy got restarted this year.

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New update is up. Less bugs, buildable ships, stuff. Also lots and lots of names. If you get Alpharius or Omegon then praise me, for i punched the names through. Same as Orthodontus. Anyway, >customcreate Celestial Lions >go blam some orks >they're winning damn >i barely manage to get through >all a...

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Do you even /tg/?
If you do, you know already, if you don't, you proably don't care.

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I KNOW HOLY SHIT IT WAS LIKE OH MY GOD THIS FUCKING THING IS ACTUALLY STARTING THIS IS NOT A VIRUS OR ANYTHING AHAFHSYHADFSYHFYWEHYFHASERF!!!!1111111111oneoneone Though it's not really... seriously good at this point. Frequent crashes, there is not really a lot of things to do, a lot of things are j...

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The legendary trollgame of /tg/ is relased. It's here. After countless troll threads /tg/ finally laid their hands on it. And it's jawsome.

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/33997206/

>implying anyone here even cares about /tg/ related stuff or even comes from there

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Kraso wrote:BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH

It's still worse than anything that happened to this weird zombie survival genre ever.

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Man, it's okay if you can live for at least few minutes and don't get buttraepd by either super speshial commando or naked cheaters (yeah, that's apparently a big problem in this game). DayZ is for example quite fun. The map is big enough, but in Unturned you spawn on shitty tiny ass island so peop...

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Man, it's okay if you can live for at least few minutes and don't get buttraepd by either super speshial commando or naked cheaters (yeah, that's apparently a big problem in this game). DayZ is for example quite fun. The map is big enough, but in Unturned you spawn on shitty tiny ass island so peopl...

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Warhammer 40ggest games.k the tabletop gaem. Autismy as shit, you even get to kick other autistic asses.
Spacestation 13, prefferably one of /tg/station servers. You will love it.
Garrysmod. It's FPS but eh, with mods it's even more autismy than most autism minecraft autism mods.

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It's only fun for a while if you play alone/with friends because after you get everything zombies stop being a problem and game becomes boring. If you play on public servers don't even try because there will be a group of people killing everyone else and taking everything they find so you can't do s...

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Psyentific wrote:Hey.
Psst.
Hey kid. Y'wanna play some eroge?

Just watch this fucking trailer.
This fucking trailer.

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