/tg/Station 13

Raven776

I don't even roll antag anymore because most people I want to kill give me a valid reason to do so IC by halfway through any round where we interact.

Raven776

Any HoP that ever promotes someone to a security position. There's a reason we have no security antag, and what happens after they do this is always a reminder. Any HoP that ever promotes someone without talking to the head in charge of that sector. Double points if they promote someone to Head of s...

Raven776

It's assumed that the emergency would be a round ending one if it ever came up, such as late game random blob eating half of the station, level (fucked) meteors, uncurable disease, xenomorphs, massive bombings... You can fix a lot of things, but the moment atmos is fucked over, the singularity is lo...

Raven776

>Roll up CMO >Get cryo set up properly >Get a decent hypospray mix from chem, though they only make two bottles. >See a greyshirt run into medstorage, oh hell no. >Run in there after them, three other doctors around me. >You gotta go man >But I'm a doctor! >He pulls a gun. >Fight ensues, I don't get...

Raven776

It sounds like a fun idea but with the way atmos works and everything, I can't imagine it would be an easy thing to code without it being laggy or odd.

Raven776

It's also the ability to invest in other people to claim the same victory. A robust person doesn't have to live, they just have to win. What that means is up to deadchat to decide.

Raven776

Honestly, I see the problem as the general diversity of all the threats in SS13. Simply put, you will never KNOW how much you don't know. As a player whose been along forever, I'm still learning new things. People call me competent at certain jobs, but I still know there are horrendous gaps in my kn...

Raven776

I've actually played a round as an ERT. It was during a blob round that got out of hand due to badminnery and it was pretty fun getting everyone to safety and launching the long overdue shuttle.

Raven776

Sybil going down repeatedly. Probably getting some sort of attack.

Raven776

thats a hypothetical situation based on your own headcanon which doesnt really match with anyone else, as i would assume with much certainty that most players dont consider their characters to be severely impoverished. a lot of players dont even really consider their own backstories, either. i mean...

Raven776

We really shouldn't be phrasing this as 'why should assistants have maint access removed' so much as 'Why should assistants have maint access.' When we look over the purpose of assistant to what they're given against the purpose of other jobs and what they're given, there are numerous jobs that shou...

Raven776

The only real way to test it is to either set up a large atmospherics rig with pipes, connectors, and canisters somewhere or to use it on the atmos loop. I've gotten pretty close to doing it on the mining asteroid, but shuttle call generally favors the more moderate side of 2 hours.

Raven776

According to fluff, you don't quite work for nanotresen so much as reside within them. At least with the wiki, corporations are the closest things to nations that you'll get. There are probably more nanotresen owned colonies and stations than anything else...

You work for Nanotresen because you must.

Raven776

You don't need code blue to search someone for committing a crime. You need code blue to search someone for not committing a crime. Code green I go even more lax. I'm basically a lazy sec. That's usually the best attitude unless someone's setting off the PA, fuxxing with atmos, performing other lar...

Raven776

I lag too much and dragging canisters would be waaay too sketchy to do this in a regular round without being too sure of the payoff...

Time to download the latest build again.

Raven776

You don't need code blue to search someone for committing a crime.

You need code blue to search someone for not committing a crime.

Raven776

What if you had a tank in each canister set to open? Edit: So here's my idea. If I were to go onto metastation, disconnect the distro loop from atmospherics after draining it, switch the input with a single connector, and then find all of the random connectors all around the station and replace them...

Raven776

4no Raisins is the reason I had this idea.

Raven776

Can we replace Magma Ale with the new form of much more meme-etic Ale Lmao or Ayl Lamo or something else recognizable and kinda funny given current events and naming trends? Why we need this: We don't, but we also don't need most things or naming conventions we have. Why should we want this: Best ca...

Raven776

When I go warden, HoS, or any other head, I just try to make sure my subordinates have a few good laughs. Call the detective a loose cannon, commend the most lazy security officer on his good work patrolling the bar and taking a nap, and make sure your MDs always have something to do by chloraling a...

Raven776

If you get two cannisters, one full of superheated plasma and the other full of superchilled oxygen, and then you connect them to connectors, then to a single pipeline separated by only a manual valve, what happens when you turn the valve? Does it explode? Where does it explode? Does the entire pip...

Raven776

Your using lasers on riots?/windowbreakers? Edit: The shutters still work, don't they? There's a difference between using lasers on riots and windowbreakers and windowbreakers and rioteers knowing you can't use lasers on them. Not to mention nuke-ops/cult constructs right outside those windows have...

Raven776

Can we make computers act less like walls when it comes to lasers? With their existence on the bridge in the place they are, it makes it impossible to deal with rioters/window breakers/cult constructs or anything else on the other side without just waiting for them to break into one of the entrances...

Raven776

I don't like construct cult. It's too easy to gun someone into crit and soulstone them in a very short period of time. It's worse than convert cult because it takes more people out of the round. You get constructed, gibbed, and then lasered down by one of the few security members in the game? You're...

Raven776

I agree. I would rather that these things be like pAI or drones, unconnected from the AI.

In any case, I don't think we'd really need them either.

Or want them in most cases.

Raven776

cedarbridge wrote:
Raven776 wrote:I'm either no harm or I'm bored enough to make their life worse/more interesting if they don't give me basic supplies I ask for.
This is a shitty way to approach social interaction and a lot of the reason people hate assistants.

Probably very true.

Raven776

If you get two cannisters, one full of superheated plasma and the other full of superchilled oxygen, and then you connect them to connectors, then to a single pipeline separated by only a manual valve, what happens when you turn the valve? Does it explode? Where does it explode? Does the entire pipe...

Raven776

>Bartender >Traitor >Okay, just got to kill the HoP and steal the Hypospray >Emag his door and toss a syndibomb in after cooking it for 3 seconds, somehow he escapes >Okay, that's fine. >Start fiddling with PDA trying to pull up something. >He eguns me, and tries to make some witty quote but the st...

Raven776

I know the round you're talking about, and it's good to mention that at some point in the round the station was covered in disease infected monkey blood as well.

Raven776

A crew transfer shuttle that takes 15 minutes to arrive, can be recalled up until 3 minutes, and has a first class seating lounge.

Raven776

I'll bite. Main: Telescience Mastery Ability to complain about people who didn't write their own code for telescience, proclivity to spacing/singularity warping anyone that mentions that god damned spread sheet. Sub: Thesis Writing Ability to recite a thesis paper over comms until co-worker's eyes g...

Raven776

I've never had trouble getting things from cargo as an assistant. Granted, most people who know me as an assistant in cargo know me as the person that retiles their floors and builds turrets in their lobby so they might just assume I'm either no harm or I'm bored enough to make their life worse/more...

Raven776

There should be a button next to dual airlocks leading to space that automatically spaces whatever is inbetween them, just like real life. There should be buttons to at least drain/fill the air in airlocks on the inside and outside. I hate having my body sent into a slow doom because the engineer c...

Raven776

The ability to be in the round as a fragile but near immortal binary creature and capable of doing things that an AI or cyborg cannot if it is a role you must be borged or invest yourself in doing. The ability to come back into the round and do a singular thing as a fragile binary creature if you ca...

Raven776

I was once a borg, I carried a traitor AI to victory, and then I put the AI core on the mining satellite.

When I inevitably got dunked when I needed a recharge, the admin spawned me as Core-Gi in the AI chamber as an engineer was cutting his way in.

Raven776

kosmos wrote:Saying memes, netspeak or smileys should gradually do braindamage to your character or make instant 100 braindamage.

Wrong thread.

Raven776

Engineering's job: To set up the engine and then float around in hardsuits between dreaming about your next autism fort. Medbay's Job: To sit around and sigh because the cargo techs and assistants decide to push their way in, steal things, and operate medbay equipment making MDs entirely obsolete. C...

Raven776

Don't gawk and say 'Metagaming the color of his shoes is awful!' TG is about roleplay, but it's also about being the most robust you can be in the same way we allow officers to recognize red multitools, syndi toolboxes, and everything else. Giving it a chameleon effect would be best. Never try to ma...

Raven776

Logic!

Raven776

You were fat as fuck and even lipozine and space winds couldn't move you.

It was a glorious story of Fat Eddie Fischer.

Raven776

Snip >60-pop Sybil >Start as Engineer. You are the double agent! >Grab a suit and make sure the Singularity gets set up >Wire the Northeast solars, cut the SMES input cable >Spawn a beacon and hook it up >Go back to Engineering >PA control guy only set the strength to 2, never actually turned it on...

Raven776

When I am a chemist and the other chemist makes the cryo mix first. I don't care if I was halfway done, but just knowing that I'm not the only person who's not lazy as fuck is good.

Raven776

Your byond account: Raven776 Your character name: Minnie Layette Their character name: Vlad Putin Their byond account(optional, but useful if you can provide it): Don't know Server and time: Oct 5th, 4AM (Central Timezone) Logs and/or screenshots: The solution violently explodes. Minnie Layette says...

Raven776

Not nearly as bad as the way cargo on metastation was for nearly a month.

Raven776

Or cut the amount of DA's in half but give an equal amount an objective JUST to protect a single DA. Still technically antag but their greentext relies on keeping some dude alive... Obviously they could ignore this greentext and just blow some shit up too, but they don't really have an incentive to....

Raven776

Because you can't fuck a computer obviously.

Raven776

Can I talk in memes and netspeak as a spider clan ninja?

I remember once I had a few centcomm messages with spider clan that an admin orchestrated and it was all memes and L337 stuff. I figured that was their fluff... Weeabu 'so hacker' ninjas.

Raven776

A man can be so badass that he can murder an entire room of people, simultaneously throw two people on tables and cuff them, and dispense enough laser fire in a ten second span to reenact the holocaust, but he will never be robust enough to walk and talk at the same time.

Raven776

Maybe add another objective to their lists too?

Raven776

It's good to note that I've been allowed to steal all of the capitol offense items and start a black market trade in maint before, admins said it was okay so long as I understood just how fucked I would be if/when security caught me.

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