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what the dog doin?

Water has no flavor, it's like swallowing air. I would never drink water. ergo I do not breathe *dies* Okay smartypants. Except WATER is SWALLOWED, air is INHALED. Big difference, bud... And to think they let people like you make the big decisions around here... Absolutely grinds my gears. says the...

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The staff working on this is stacked as fuck, look forward to this one

im still not sure who exactly he is, like does he just exist on the forums? has he ever heard of ss13? who is this mystery fellow

sinfulbliss wrote:Water has no flavor, it's like swallowing air. I would never drink water.

ergo I do not breathe
*dies*

I do think it is worth considering that there is just enough humor in it to perhaps be worth keeping, because the smut isn't even itself an issue most of the time. That's not to say that it is necessarily GOOD humor, but look, here's really what this whole thing boils down to that nobody wants to sa...

technokek wrote:This thread has now 1000 replies and I have read 0 of them

based

- allow interactions between moveable shells and tools/weapons/opening doors Oh how quickly we forget. Old circuits was so fucked for this reason alone (though there were other issues) people always say this but i dont really remember any cases where it was actually a problem except for pocket tase...

Most of the word filters are to remove spam links posted by bots. There are only 3 funny ones, those being INTERNAL DISCUSSIONS, shit image host, and cancer killing /tg/. Feel free to try to find them out on your own

im just gonna say it
poop is funny and i feel like the ss13 community is the only place on the internet that disagrees because they are so self important about being too "matuuuure" for it

Also worth noting that PMs are kept forever and anything you send can be posted by the other party without your express permission. For example here is a baby Armhulen in his natural habitat:

1. Reported PMs are shown to global mods and admins while reviewing the report, this has been handy in a couple very rare harassment things and some botspam over PMs

2. Game bans and forum bans are not linked so no, nothing happens

Stickymayhem wrote:no lets remove the numbers and name all the rules after a cool animal

sorry bucko you've violated rule pygmy bear bye bye son no appeal

"Rename ostrich rule to japanese murder hornet rule" is a better thread

only if we then paint the rules shed red

bikeshedding in policy form

if you are on for a more complex scene i would like to see your take on this: https://i.imgur.com/jkWDtTv.png it is the captain watching the chef (who happens to be a rev) work in the kitchen, putting himself very dangerously near the chef's knife. onlookers outside the kitchen shutters are funny to...

Jonathan Gupta wrote:ITS ME!!!!!!
Spoiler:
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soul

poopta corner

I was damn sure I would be some form of club penguin character or a janitor but I'll take postal guy sure

Jonathan Gupta wrote:can I write creepy porn about myself? With the safety sex goliath.

absolutely, but make sure to put a great deal of focus on the safety sex goliath. there's no rule precedent for this, i just think he is a funny character and want more of him

If someone makes porn of you, you're free to make a ban request in the usual manner. What year do you think it is, boomer-min? 2021 where ban requests are sent directly to headmins (a shit system compared to ban requests but the current system nonetheless) I'm pretty sure it's a shit system on purp...

iamgoofball wrote:
Pandarsenic wrote:If someone makes porn of you, you're free to make a ban request in the usual manner.
What year do you think it is, boomer-min?

2021 where ban requests are sent directly to headmins (a shit system compared to ban requests but the current system nonetheless)

how 2 survive beg beg beg beg beg with all your might to get the shuttle called over comms. cite each and every possible inconvenience from major to minor be it stubbed toes or mass murderers on the loose, regardless of if any of it is true. you want an early shuttle call before anything truly dange...

lets keep making threads like these to give these goons all the attention they want, it is definitely not an epic win for them

cacogen wrote:Harmless joke, people took getting lased too seriously

^
stupid ban
ss13 sec lasers are not the equivalent to irl police discharging their guns, maybe irl a cop who did that would end up getting 21 days off (<-- le america joke) but in ss13 it should not even warrant a look most of the time

https://github.com/tgstation/common_core I have another darker take on the story of space station 13. One that explains bluespace, And the hated relationships between nanotrasin and everything it considers a "enemy of the state". I want to use bluespace to explain the "magical" ...

WineAllWine wrote:It's a little known fact that admins need positive feedback to survive.

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>he doesnt crush his own rocks
ishygddt

Might not be worth discussing because "it's very likely that contractor goes in the [near] future," but my stance is that 100% friendly antags are generally bad for the game in the majority of cases regardless of antag type which is the bigger issue. A code solution like you proposed is ne...

They are honestly fine except for maybe borgs with their built in flashlights and flash tool. Borgs will often btfo them just accidentally by existing. Other than that you can pretty much choose your fights a majority of the time provided you clear out light, which is your job in the first place. Do...

rule 8b should be added that states, "if you make me physically cringe out of my skin with something you say or do out of character you're outta here"

Farquaar wrote:What's the meta for leveling up the ??? skill?

Cargonia with the chem to make shitloads of power

hiynastrike wrote: Mothbay

awesome

I've got a number of examples of sportsmanship like I described. A while ago I was put in perma as a non-antag for starting a protest (well, more for escaping prison multiple times during my short protest-related prison stay). Most of sec was very incompetent that round (which enabled my daring esca...

not worth our time to moderate or even code a solution to because it is not an issue change my mind by convincing me that it is an issue, as you have failed to do in your OP There's an argument to be made that giving players a free outlet for rule breaking material is a very bad idea for a variety ...

not worth our time to moderate or even code a solution to because it is not an issue

change my mind by convincing me that it is an issue, as you have failed to do in your OP

be safe

5. More defensive options. There are currently almost no defensive options. Off the top of my head there is: hand tele, riot shield, and resting. Most of the current weapons are geared around doing some sort of stun/damage/knockdown to the other party, and having that serve as the defense. It can't...

RaveRadbury wrote:
cacogen wrote: I'm not sure if I've seen The Nightmare Before Christmas in full, but I got the gist of its plot and style from Kingdom Hearts.
Wow

wheeze-laughed

Doing things that make the overall story of the round more interesting, even when it is not in your best personal interest, would be sportsmanship in my book

[youtube]Zwk4oEdTmls[/youtube] So many ancient memes from like 2011. Maybe the server really is dying? we really are at a defecit for talented creatives lately, most recent art is done by commissions from furry artists to draw catgirl OCs and nothing else which honestly is only tangentially ss13-re...

XivilaiAnaxes wrote:
MrStonedOne wrote:Me and moth blocks will be setting a system to require admins validate ownership of a forum account that is in our in game admin group to admin up from connection any time their ip changes.
Oh dear

and just like that, all the keys have fallen into my domain ?

"i like history"
oh fr? on god? say 1 thing about the byzantine empire. name 1 caveman.
"i-i mean ww1 and ww2"
OF COURSE YOU FUCKING DID
BASIC BITCH

Sorry to doublepost but I forgot to include: - Power consumption is not communicated well, much like delays - You can apparently have multiple processes running on the same device an unlimited number of times, delays and all, which can cause some serious fuckery. In this clip, I had pushed a button ...

oranges wrote:
wesoda25 wrote:I think it’s a fun game i was playing today and had a lot of fun
I can fix this

haha jk....
unless?

I will try to be simple, but if any of this is confusing, please ask me to elaborate. - There are many missing parts! I will not go too in depth because I assume they are WIP, but as an easy example, the Index circuit is currently useless because it takes a list input but there is no other circuit t...

this is an unusually high quality post.

you realize plasma is a gas like regular air, and your definition of zeppelin would make the station itself a zeppelin

Abductors themselves can basically blink in and out of most situations. Having someone basically teleport behind you, smack you into near crit, and then vanish before you can retaliate is pretty lame. I got bwoinked for doing this so I should know Brainwashing people into going on killing sprees is ...

this smells like a peanut thread with no link for context...

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