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CosmicScientist wrote: [Common] Captain Glare Eye says, "You have two minutes before I send around security to pick you all up and take you to the gateway, in 'cuffs."

I move to the gateway, space suit and supermatter crate in tow.

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Sounds balanced and reasonable to me, given how rare crackers are.

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How do you bee for good and not evil?

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You can repair a maxcap bomb breach in five minutes along with APC and wire and pipe damage and all if you vaguely remember where everything is supposed to go. Longer if you need to rebuild machines because then you have to walk to RnD and ask for boards and parts and they don't fit in your backpack...

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Wanking.

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I bought Palladium boots like three days ago, wore them for a grand total of 10 hours, and the seam on the back is already loose. Last pair lasted me 6 months of constant wear, I guess whoever bought them out is making the company even more efficient (tm) (r) I really hate this trend of "buy ou...

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I like this a lot but it seems like it will be very easy to find an area with an abnormal power consumption via engie console, isolate it from power network and decon all machines inside.

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Reece wrote:Gremlins?

We can't have gremlins because they are occult and I don't want to see any more occult.

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Wouldn't it be better if papa jones delivered burgers and burger king delivered pizza?

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Fiona Unk Cargo tech I order supermatter, remove all the wooden flooring from library to make a raft or somesuch, and I guess break into EVA for a space suit that can function as a diving suit in a pinch perhaps? 15 The QM doesn't bat an eyelid at the order for a supermatter shard and when the crat...

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Add a gamemode where the captain has a blood clot in his brain and science dept must develop a shrinking device to send a team of assistants with attitude to remove the clot INSIDE THE CAPTAIN'S BRAIN!!!!!!!!!!!

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[youtube]NlokOtVPRuA[/youtube] CRITTERS THE TGSTATION INVASION Buncha fucks get randomly chosen to be critters at roundstart, same ratio as tators. They are the sentient critters. They can use most things same way humans do but can't wear shit, and can't use guns, plus all items except for tiny ones...

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Yeah wtf is this sick joke EVERY TIME I go mining LITERALLY EVERY TIME I go into wastes and I turn off my maglite and my PDA light to sit in total darkness and examine the KA and EVERY TIME I miss important text saying I am being attacked by ash liggers like wtf nerf this shit I hate everyone ban th...

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Fiona Unk
Cargo tech
I order supermatter, remove all the wooden flooring from library to make a raft or somesuch, and I guess break into EVA for a space suit that can function as a diving suit in a pinch perhaps?

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I don't get why pugs are so hyped. Anyway, here's what a friend told me: there was this little kid, like I guess 8 years old or something, he was going to a kindergarten or whatever. And he met a little girl there, and he sorta fell in love with her the way 8 yar old kids can fall in love, and he wa...

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I don't know when it should play

But it should play at some point

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Sweet now I can plop down three eprod asstant cutouts in maint and make sec guess which of them are cutouts and which one is actually me

Or put a RD cutout in my office as an RD and fuck off for the shift's duration

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I actually walked in to kill myself in the hole because I saw a bunch of bodies and thought it was funny. Then I got defib'd and walked back in because I needed to leave the game anyway. I have a hard time imagining someone accidentally dying, not using the hole to suicide, there. I mean there's a 1...

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If you flip in 0 g you should flip indefinitely, after 10th flip you start puking.

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That is genius!

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Add cardboard cutouts as a traitor item. 1 tc = 3 cutout value-pak. How it works: a cardboard cutout is a magical cutout that is identical to a crewmember when seen en face a traitor can click on a cutout and fill out the name and job of a crewmember, whereupon the cutout gains visual similarity to ...

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if I wanted to hear a joke I'd ask you about your green/redtext ratio

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Then add that crap to them.

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Paper is underpowered compared to equipment that nuclear operatives, cult, security, steelpoint, kekhi and bryce pax get, esp. in view of recent buffs. Hence, my proposed changes to paper. Changes to paper: - paper deals 1 brute on attack - any use of paper has a 1% chance to deal 1 brute to the act...

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Kor is pretty great and I trust him.

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Things changed since I had a budgie, now I have TWO little buddies!

Spoiler:

I named them Saeg and oranges respectively, in honor of my favorite /tg/ personas.

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Why do you still play this game?

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Name : Brad McGuire Sex : male Race : Caucasian Height : 5'8" (172 cm) Penis : 8.5 Uncut Hair : Bald Eye Color : Brown Orientation : mmm? Bio : Brad was born on a backwater blanet Jabronia where his father created Brad from his seed along with his brother. Their father, a retired Syndicate agen...

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Can a spessman pass a turing test?

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Black holes are actually squares when will the democrats wake up?

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I'd give you a sense of my dick if I didn't have a vagina nsos tbh

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K

this will be d33p

ok you're the president of your country
and you have a deal with aliens
for 10$ they will use their mind control tech to turn your entire country into either
ATHEIST CAPITALISM
or
CHRISTIAN COMMUNISM
or
ZIONIST HITLERISM

what do you choose?

vote pls

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Let us have a mature discussion re: realpolitik over single malt whisky and cigars. I am inviting my good friend John Oxford but you are welcome to join us. Pakistan army is one of the best in the world, here are 10 reasons why they are the best and why they can beat India in war: 1) The first war b...

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I smoked a fattie back in nam in them rat tunnels that inspector was pure lard from oklahoma plugged the whole fucking tunnel with his fat pog body left him there with a nade took the pin with me the tunnel's his grave now fucking fatass this is what happens when you pm me admins

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Also I fart a lot when I sleep, I used to be cool and alpha about it but now I kinda lost it and when I'm sleeping with someone and I fart I start asking them if they've heard it and sometimes that wakes them up, just thought I'd share this with my friends.

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I lost password to this account which I use to ban evade here and I can't be arsed to reset the pass.

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There's no point in having walking in-game. It's immersion-breaking. We've already figured out that sitting is bad for you and does all kinds of shit to your body. I am sure by 2550 the population will use standing desks and run everywhere like tarahumara do, as Christopher McDougal, writer for Men'...

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Thanks to oranges and azari and the rest of my online supporters my book titled "Admin Forced Me To Sniff Poopoo: My Shocking Story of Abuse and Prejudice" will be published in oranges homeland of Austria tomorrow, order your signed pdf for $5

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I am here to appeal my ban thanks to oranges I am ready to become a valued member of the community again unban please I would like to cooperate with prominent community members such as NoahGoldFox to regain my good name and well standing among my friends here who I miss appreciatively and with recip...

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Friends please , my problem is very difficult. I am a hardcore Roger Federer fan,infact I am a fanatic . Please read my entire question,it may be long,but I really need help from this depression . You all know last year how Federer lost to Djokovic in the Wimbledon 2015 final, I was heart broken, I ...

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I wish I was more of a nerd so I could play World of Darkness games. I want to be a transhumanist Tzimisce chick or a Void Engineer pooping into Void.

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EndgamerAzari wrote:
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I want to actually use it as my signature but I am afraid it will increase my chances of getting cancer can you do something about the cancer part like I dunno brain aids or something

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Cheetoes/cookies are for homos but I am a fanboy

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can you stop shitposting already If it upsets people, yeah, I guess. I thought this was a place where everyone goes to shitpost. is this even a question obviously fgucking bruce lee will win have you not seen ipman u fucking fuckkity fuck Did Bruce Lee invent his own kung fu style to defeat the mas...

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ok who'd win in a fight Jackie Chan or Bruce Lee OR 3 gorillas?

I know Jackie Chan said Bruce Lee would beat him but we all know Jackie is humble and doesn't want any trouble anyway THOUGHTS????????????????????????

also since this is a gigathread only reply in huge font thnx

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Tonto Tooktook wrote:
Whoisthere wrote:So I guess they unbanned Tonto?
Not yet. There is some kind of error in the forums, my thread was locked without being moved to accepted. I have faith that the issue will be rectified.

Oh yeah?

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So I guess they unbanned Tonto?

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Saying that Tewi, not Reisen, is the worst rabbit, is fucking ridiculous.

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Refused to change his userpic to Momiji "wan wan in the streets awoo awoo in the sheets" despite a massive community outcry. This is the only bad thing he did that I am aware of.

Saeg please explain your actions.

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If we unban him he'll stop goodposting

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