/tg/Station 13

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i once joined a round on campbell that had been abandoned completely for several hours there were mutilated, still living monkey people buckled to rolling chairs all over, and every surface from arrivals to the bridge was plastered in "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" Man, that's so messed up, what ki...

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I see more mental disorders on Terry in one day, than I ever did on Manuel.

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That wasn't about the ling case, it was in response to me saying to play baseball bat with prisoners.

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Lmao, what the fuck.

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Shame.

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I'll point out one thing, I'll never get why admins think that when you have a piece of shit restrained, that you're not allowed to do a little bloodsport with em. It's written in the rules that you can do whatever you want with them, and that's how it's done around here. Sylph, listen, if I could p...

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Anyone that wants to roleplay by being a pussy in security deserves to get taken out to the parking lot and getting the boots for half an hour. And of course, it's the same guy that got the hut deleted. I agree, the note is ridiculous. It should have been a permaban at least, and a recommendation to...

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cacogen wrote:I remember being so hyped after seeing this in theatre in 2010. I've rewatched it since and it's not particularly impressive. I just want to feel again

You have to go deeper.

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Are you convinced now, that you are in a dream?

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The second response to this thread speaks out in favor of the ban, and it's not a jannie. I think you need to buy some better glasses. Listen, this dude was spoiling for a fight with the jannie that wanted to ban him, and he got exactly what he asked for. If you want to say that a jannie is not in t...

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By the way, complete bullshit. I reviewed the footage, and you're welcome to do it too here -> ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wW1lY5jFNcQ - jump to the 1:33:33 mark) - and first of all, he didn't come up with the word, it was the moderator and Biden that brought in proud boys, and he never said t...

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I would invite you to my grillparty.

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I watched the full debate. I learned the most about Joe Biden's son and all the fucked up shit that he did. Overall, I liked Trump better, seemed more sincere in his answers and makes the impression to me that he knows a thing or two about various economic topics, contrast to Biden who talked the en...

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I went to buy some milk, and suddenly blood started to rain from the sky. It didn't faze me, as if it was an everyday occurrence. But then blood started to coagulate instantly hitting the ground, forming tall snowdrifts as I was digging through it, until it overcame me and I drowned waking up. sorr...

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Me and a friend were in a room with a cannon, that kept shooting out tons of money. We both grabbed lots of it. It was a good dream.

What did you dream about tonight?

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Yeah man, I like it too, it's a real eye-catcher!

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Personally, I think it's cheap going into this game and putting in shots against our african boys as an "ingame character", especially when there is all kinds of madness, destruction and death going on and you have to start yapping about how they slap their bitches. If you want to discuss ...

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Guess I'll have to play it on youtube.

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Hey man, it's ok, don't worry about it.

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hit the buttons with the mouse??

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Left hand on the mouse, right hand on the penis.

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Shadowflame909 wrote:Bonermasrer can u please go back to hot anine gurk avatar

Thabjd

Only if you accept me as your leader and conquerer of all women.

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Vekter wrote:go to horny jail

no, I refuse

Misdoubtful wrote:Do cold girls count?

no, only hot girls

CitrusGender wrote:my husband died

I don't want to remarry

All I want is
Spoiler:
coffee

please stay on topic and stop trolling, or I will have to call a moderator to tame you, this is a serious thread.

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Cobby wrote:girl or "girl", asking for a friend

no it's girl

PKPenguin321 wrote:it's me, i'm the hot single in your area

MortoSasye wrote:
PKPenguin321 wrote:it's me, i'm the hot single in your area

Who is the real hot single??

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Space Panda wrote:currently 3

ok please explain your thesis.

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serious replies only please.

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Shadowflame909 wrote:
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Wtf I was worried bonerman why you lie

I was hoping you guys would play along with it and we could all pretend to get wiped out because of our sheer fury of someone insulting our server.

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When anti-fa can take over a town in the US, a whole nation of rednecks can take over the world.

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The nobles grew jealous of his goods, and in their rage, seized them.

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OH NO, YOU HAVE BEEN HAD, ONCE AGAAIN!!

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The only work around is to get a new boyfriend that plays on non TG servers. But you wouldn't want to hang around with that kind of loser, hahahahaha!

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This is a terrible analogy because it's his own site he shut down. It's more like he thinks you're buying up all his axes because you're an axe murderer so he shutters his doors in your face until you clarify that, no, you're just cutting down a whole forest and for some reason can't use a chainsaw...

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i wasn't really paying attention to this thread but i was just reading it and wanted to say that ned was just reacting to what he thought was going on and i don't blame him for that and i don't think you guys should either, we have all had a time where we jumped on something that we were concerned ...

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Atlanta-Ned wrote:lmao at least im not defending racist assholes

So when you abduct and mail the remains of your competing employees to their families, will they die reassured, that it has really, absolutely nothing to do with their race?

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Coming from the guy that wanted to extort the entire server by cutting his services, stepping down as admin and putting warning messages on his website, with intent to get one innocent user kicked out and removed from the community, that happens to offer the same service but more popular (and more f...

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Reported for upsettingly good looks and an agonizing genitalia size!

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Cartographer-D wrote:[digg]

This is exactly what I was warning you guys about. It might be too late already.

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imagine giving a single solitary shit about words lmao, fucking barbarian. Words can make the most measly men charge through lines of manned hostile trenches, or break and collapse the mightiest colossus. Words are some powerful shit, and the founding fathers of democracy said, let's give a whole b...

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[Paraphrased] -How does this make money valueable? -Who plays the syndicate? -Isn't that just mining with extra steps? -Good idea, but so is everything else, just don't stand between my fun Alright listen, it ain't mining with just a few extra steps, it's like capture the flag on a planetwide scale...

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I've been reading over some economic shit, and I thought about this game, specifically about how money doesn't really hold value at this stage. What you can buy with money, is in large parts available for free in the auto/protolathe, the rest ain't that important or interesting. The question is, wha...

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As long as you can just willy-nilly murder the shit out of anybody you can see, you have to live with some fucking officer wanting to search you in your serial killer get-up. And if you really can't, then hide your cultie shit & blend in with the crowd. I don't get this pussy footing in this thr...

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SO this guy searches a suspicious person on terry, was proven right, and now we gotta put a note on him because the person was not suspicious enough? Unfun behavior? Well shit, my deepest apologies to all the antags getting stopped from making mincemeat out of uninvolved crewmembers, didn't realize ...

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I'm gonna nominate myself. You and me both know there is no way in the seven hells that I'm going to win this, they're going to rig the vote just to make sure of course, but it will sure be fun as hell to destroy all the idiot admins in the debates. Last time, I saw so many bad takes that no one put...

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You can talk the talk...

... but can you walk the walk ?

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Alright, listen... your story, it's cute and creative, I'll give you that. And I'm sure there are some people out there that would love to have a read of it. But it ain't blockbuster material. And I may not be a big shot but I am educated on the matter, and believe me, I know what I'm talking about....

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Oh, look, another fan theory. Let me tell you why your lore is pure fantasy and unrealistic, bucko: number 1, if you are just part of the NT hivemind, then how do you explain them becoming wizards and syndicates themselves? Oh, did NT just create the syndicate as well to blow up their own research s...

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Man, I'd rather talk about our new death-engine than going over what-ifs and up-down vote ratios, either you have made your peace with it, or you're going to eventually, it just is what it is. I'm making a guess that some people remember these more fondly because they hardly dealt with them before. ...

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I'll do you one better, no overly complex and mechanical horror-contraption is complete without a flavor of human sacrifice. Every 30 minutes, a living crewmember must be sacrificed to keep the engine running, producing just about enough power to keep most of the station powered. Every AI lawset is ...

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Oh so you're just wishy washy bitching about how the removal of those engines without an immediate replacement constitutes as loss and how this could have been handled sooo much better. Alright, so what's the loss of not having a Tesla/Singu available? What did these two give to the game, that we ar...

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