See you in the next one.
With excited regards
-BONERMASTER
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- Mon Feb 05, 2024 10:58 pm
- Forum: Player's Club
- Topic: Count to 1 Million in increments of 1 per thread: 1
- Replies: 0
- Views: 122
- Sun Jan 28, 2024 12:23 am
- Forum: Player's Club
- Topic: Boykisser leads to gay nut
- Replies: 33
- Views: 2013
Re: Boykisser leads to gay nut
This upstarting comedian needs to practice on the whole "standing up for other people" thing, because usually you try to help instead of slam-dunking on them.
With witty regards
-BONERMASTER
With witty regards
-BONERMASTER
- Sun Jan 21, 2024 3:23 pm
- Forum: Player's Club
- Topic: What Good comes from polcon?
- Replies: 36
- Views: 2027
Re: What Good comes from polcon?
Hi!
Dont mind me, I'm flickering in and out of existence, it's just one of those phases.
With momentary regards
-BONERMASTER
Dont mind me, I'm flickering in and out of existence, it's just one of those phases.
With momentary regards
-BONERMASTER
- Sun Jan 21, 2024 1:37 pm
- Forum: Player's Club
- Topic: What Good comes from polcon?
- Replies: 36
- Views: 2027
Re: What Good comes from polcon?
Polcon is where you are teleported to when Thanos snaps his fingers.
Is this particularly funny or witty? Debatable. Does this even make sense? Not necessarily. But so is all of Polcon, so bite me.
With political regards
-BONERMASTER
Is this particularly funny or witty? Debatable. Does this even make sense? Not necessarily. But so is all of Polcon, so bite me.
With political regards
-BONERMASTER
- Tue Jan 02, 2024 12:00 am
- Forum: Player's Club
- Topic: Weighted random and bad maps
- Replies: 101
- Views: 60032
Re: Weighted random and bad maps
Who said that birdshot is small? It's freaking enormous and built like a labyrinth, all of my time there is spent being lost. If somebody is shouting into the radio "HELP! Technical storage!" or any location on the station for that matter, good luck - I will NEVER find you in a million yea...
- Thu Dec 28, 2023 11:31 pm
- Forum: Player's Club
- Topic: You should krill yourself NOW
- Replies: 10
- Views: 3590
Re: You should krill yourself NOW
I prefer grilling myself, with high steaks!
With simple regards
-BONERMASTER
With simple regards
-BONERMASTER
- Wed Dec 27, 2023 11:40 pm
- Forum: Player's Club
- Topic: What Makes a Captain?
- Replies: 16
- Views: 5600
Re: What Makes a Captain?
As someone once put it: if you can't control the chaos, you have to become the chaos.
With theoretical regards
-BONERMASTER
With theoretical regards
-BONERMASTER
- Wed Nov 15, 2023 8:11 pm
- Forum: Player's Club
- Topic: fighting an ocelot
- Replies: 35
- Views: 10973
Re: fighting an ocelot
I would give my pocket knife to the ocelot, and tell it to go for the eyes. Then we fight our way out of the arena, together!
With cooperative regards
-BONERMASTER
With cooperative regards
-BONERMASTER
- Mon Nov 13, 2023 8:05 pm
- Forum: Player's Club
- Topic: the Return of Sarah Red (with a hacked client)
- Replies: 9
- Views: 2387
Re: the Return of Sarah Red (with a hacked client)
I've never seen someone self report so much It's pretty common for people who know the jig is up to try and fess up to everything and reveal way too much info in hopes for a lesser crime to police (never do this, always do it through a defense attorney in the court) ((This is for US law IDK about o...
- Fri Nov 10, 2023 7:34 pm
- Forum: Player's Club
- Topic: A Requiem for the Fallen
- Replies: 20
- Views: 6274
Re: A Requiem for the Fallen
Man, I'm not looking here for just ONE second, and everybody is off to perform forever sleep on themselves!
SOMEBODY SHOULD MAKE THAT ILLEGAL!
With awake regards
-BONERMASTER
SOMEBODY SHOULD MAKE THAT ILLEGAL!
With awake regards
-BONERMASTER
- Sun Oct 15, 2023 7:45 pm
- Forum: Player's Club
- Topic: Carthago Delenda Est - Is 2000 years too soon to peanut?
- Replies: 70
- Views: 18988
Re: Carthago Delenda Est - Is 2000 years too soon to peanut?
"Hey, I'm really sorry for what happened this wasn't my intention and I'm really sorry and won't do it again. I got caught up in the heat of the moment and misunderstood what you said. Going forward I won't do it again" or some shit like this" ha ha ha. With experienced regards -BONE...
- Sat Oct 14, 2023 9:26 pm
- Forum: Player's Club
- Topic: The nut wrote itself
- Replies: 45
- Views: 10858
Re: The nut wrote itself
Seems like I need to update the list.
Quickest ways to get banned on TG:
1. Talking about sex
2. Playing security
3. Asking admins about their playtime
Remember, war is peace, freedom is slavery, contradiction is truth.
With doubleplus good regards
-BONERMASTER
Quickest ways to get banned on TG:
1. Talking about sex
2. Playing security
3. Asking admins about their playtime
Remember, war is peace, freedom is slavery, contradiction is truth.
With doubleplus good regards
-BONERMASTER
- Fri Oct 13, 2023 4:35 pm
- Forum: Player's Club
- Topic: Carthago Delenda Est - Is 2000 years too soon to peanut?
- Replies: 70
- Views: 18988
Re: Carthago Delenda Est - Is 2000 years too soon to peanut?
"'Attempted to morally relativize the genociding of children'"
I had a great laugh upon reading this. Thank you for this thread!
With relative regards
-BONERMASTER
I had a great laugh upon reading this. Thank you for this thread!
With relative regards
-BONERMASTER
- Thu Sep 07, 2023 5:16 pm
- Forum: Player's Club
- Topic: long essaypilled ramblepost
- Replies: 61
- Views: 13755
Re: long essaypilled ramblepost
[Witty remark, but also not adding anything to the discussion at all]
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- Wed Aug 30, 2023 6:14 am
- Forum: Player's Club
- Topic: Anti-Woke Clown Silenced For Free Speech
- Replies: 172
- Views: 45841
Re: Anti-Woke Clown Silenced For Free Speech
You can't, because since the new forum update this was broken and it irks me all the same that it was never fixed. But have courage - you are not alone!
With anchored regards
-BONERMASTER
- Fri Aug 18, 2023 7:15 pm
- Forum: Player's Club
- Topic: Longestarmlonglaw hate thread
- Replies: 18
- Views: 2824
Longestarmlonglaw hate thread
Listen... I really enjoy playing on Manuel. It is the server that I have played on the most, because I really do enjoy the pacing and the atmosphere. If you have a fun and creative project in mind, you can always just go for it - nothing going to stop you from completing it, aside from the natural c...
- Thu Aug 17, 2023 5:16 pm
- Forum: Player's Club
- Topic: Local man drops his pasta in Terry, gets 1984d by Vekter
- Replies: 48
- Views: 8602
Re: Local man drops his pasta in Terry, gets 1984d by Vekter
"Man drops bombshell in terrry chat, gets admins FED up and put on watchlist" - arguably a more thrilling title by my standards. I also want to make an amusing remark towards Vekter for his attempt at legalese. You quote a random factoid, so not even a concrete law, as your legal understan...
- Sun Aug 13, 2023 4:52 pm
- Forum: Player's Club
- Topic: A Mime’s Misdeeds
- Replies: 76
- Views: 169978
Re: A Mime’s Misdeeds
Just saying guys, but if I was that mime, I'd stuff my backpack with the maximum amount of bombs possible in the videogame of SS13 that is being the context of this discussion, and give that doctor a real tight hug before deleting them and their entire department. Of course, this is all just hyopthe...
- Fri Aug 11, 2023 4:29 pm
- Forum: Player's Club
- Topic: Soul crushingly unhappy man mad when told to lighten up
- Replies: 96
- Views: 10887
Re: Soul crushingly unhappy man mad when told to lighten up
See Kendrick, as Mr.Sparks from Goldman Sachs can well attest to, context is very important. The forum expects a sane and level response when they see your username and profile picture. That means, you have to change either one to fit your new posting style. You can't change your username, but you c...
- Sun Aug 06, 2023 11:44 pm
- Forum: Player's Club
- Topic: Officer asks roboticist to show it all (peanut)
- Replies: 106
- Views: 14274
Re: Officer asks roboticist to show it all (peanut)
Two ways to get quickly banned on TG station:
1. Playing security
2. Talking about sex
Your choice.
With safe regards
-BONERMASTER
1. Playing security
2. Talking about sex
Your choice.
With safe regards
-BONERMASTER
- Thu Aug 03, 2023 11:32 pm
- Forum: Player's Club
- Topic: Ban appeal speedrun any% (peanut)
- Replies: 92
- Views: 10001
Re: Ban appeal speedrun any% (peanut)
snip After a quick comb through the wiki it turns out that the captain job page, the guide to security page, and space law itself mention that only the captain gets to authorize execution. The blurbs in the MRP rules page regarding executions are more recent, and actually in the rules page though, ...
- Thu Aug 03, 2023 11:47 am
- Forum: Player's Club
- Topic: Ban appeal speedrun any% (peanut)
- Replies: 92
- Views: 10001
Re: Ban appeal speedrun any% (peanut)
Space law is not a policy, but it is a guideline, it is not actionable but you are held to it's standard, you will not be punished for it, except when you do, but don't quote it in your appeal or you will be laughed at.
Make sense?
With clear regards
-BONERMASTER
Make sense?
With clear regards
-BONERMASTER
- Thu Aug 03, 2023 11:26 am
- Forum: Player's Club
- Topic: Pay attention to who all of the sudden stops being robust at combat. [aimbots are kill codenut]
- Replies: 32
- Views: 5310
Re: Pay attention to who all of the sudden stops being robust at combat.
Let me guess: Anti-cheat? Because this has been overdue, let me tell you, cheaters are a thing, and if they get axed hard and fast, the better for everyone!
With legitimate regards
-BONERMASTER
With legitimate regards
-BONERMASTER
- Sat Jul 29, 2023 5:24 pm
- Forum: Player's Club
- Topic: Local player loses his head in admin complaints
- Replies: 102
- Views: 228040
Re: Local player loses his head in admin complaints
This is the same guy that, if you recall a few months ago, got one of the admins into trouble by interrupting their MTG game with low-pop murderbone and then getting instant-killed in return. Very interesting to see this kind of player be faced with a problem and us being able to study the path they...
- Thu Jul 27, 2023 7:27 am
- Forum: Player's Club
- Topic: Notes ARE Punishment Peanut
- Replies: 229
- Views: 93071
Re: Notes ARE Punishment Peanut
So at the end of the day, players are allowed to play like actual npcs/not contribute as part of a team antag but making their intentions of doing so known so that their teammates dont put missplaced trust on them is a nono? Good thing instead of saying that I just ask the person who converted me &...
- Wed Jul 26, 2023 10:30 am
- Forum: Player's Club
- Topic: Notes ARE Punishment Peanut
- Replies: 229
- Views: 93071
Re: Notes ARE Punishment Peanut
I don't agree with notes expiring entirely, but admins should be forced to do something really annoying to see notes that are older than like a year You are a certified genius. https://www.google.com/url?q=https://wingarc.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2019/09/reCAPTCHA.jpg&sa=U&ved=0ahUKEwjzicG...
- Wed Jul 26, 2023 10:22 am
- Forum: Player's Club
- Topic: Why does stealing get you killed. :(
- Replies: 9
- Views: 1970
Re: Why does stealing get you killed. :(
Good, I hope it happens more often.Longestarmlonglaw wrote: ↑Tue Jul 25, 2023 9:57 pm On lrp where you try and roleplay a thief, people murder youu, why i thought it was a minor crime ;(
On mrp, its basically the same but they cry in ahelps.
Me sad, make thieving not punishable by lynching.
With eager regards
-BONERMASTER
- Sun Jul 23, 2023 10:27 am
- Forum: Player's Club
- Topic: Notes ARE Punishment Peanut
- Replies: 229
- Views: 93071
Re: Notes ARE Punishment Peanut
My proposal: Introduce fading notes. No offense to the admins - but people you just drag off from the street and put in a position of authority will have no clue how to evaluate and compare a player's multi-year long history to the present and then make a fair call based on that. Or maybe just keep ...
- Fri Jul 21, 2023 8:59 am
- Forum: Player's Club
- Topic: Vote of no Confidence Peanut
- Replies: 70
- Views: 6775
- Wed Jul 12, 2023 11:33 am
- Forum: Player's Club
- Topic: It has now been about a month since Yobi was banned
- Replies: 77
- Views: 6069
Re: It has now been about a month since Yobi was banned
Ekaterina, just out of curiosity, what do you generally do after you're done peddling terrible takes for five hours on this forum?
With wondering regards
-BONERMASTER
With wondering regards
-BONERMASTER
- Mon Jul 10, 2023 7:21 pm
- Forum: Player's Club
- Topic: Name one straight admin
- Replies: 51
- Views: 8407
Re: Name one straight admin
I burst out laughing reading this. Sorry Scriptis!The Wrench wrote: ↑Mon Jul 10, 2023 12:39 am Scriptis seems kinda straight, but he’s also a janitor so lord knows he’s not having sex regardless
With frivolous regards
-BONERMASTER
- Sat Jul 08, 2023 8:40 pm
- Forum: Player's Club
- Topic: Doktur Explosions Internal Affairs Intern
- Replies: 43
- Views: 3470
Re: Doktur Explosions Internal Affairs Intern
The first rule of lawyering - never lie. Just misrepresent.
With faded regards
-BONERMASTER
With faded regards
-BONERMASTER
- Wed Jun 28, 2023 11:06 am
- Forum: Player's Club
- Topic: Timberpoes's id card changes and Tralazeb making bulky guns are bad for paranoia for the game.
- Replies: 62
- Views: 8952
Re: Timberpoes's id card changes and Tralazeb making bulky guns are bad for paranoia for the game.
So aside from the impact on paranoia, what other benefits and cons do you see from these changes? Do you think it would outweigh what paranoia we would lose by what it has added to the game overall?
With balanced regards
-BONERMASTER
With balanced regards
-BONERMASTER
- Tue Jun 27, 2023 2:34 am
- Forum: Player's Club
- Topic: What did MSO mean by this
- Replies: 116
- Views: 23257
Re: What did MSO mean by this
the thing that will change you and better you in this regard is to make friends with everyone, even those you might disagree with. they will see you as a real person, not some political opposition that's dangerous to them, and you will see the same in them too, and both of you will grow from sharin...
- Fri Jun 23, 2023 3:32 pm
- Forum: Player's Club
- Topic: What did MSO mean by this
- Replies: 116
- Views: 23257
Re: What did MSO mean by this
now that i think about it, why is this guy stalking MSO out of ss13? i thought that was a huge no no in the community Good point! And with the doxxing precedent that a certain other person here has already labored to establish, and the pretty clear intent to harass and embarrass good old MSO here, ...
- Fri Jun 23, 2023 7:48 am
- Forum: Player's Club
- Topic: What did MSO mean by this
- Replies: 116
- Views: 23257
Re: What did MSO mean by this
Yes.
With assuring regards
-BONERMASTER
- Sat Jun 10, 2023 2:44 pm
- Forum: Player's Club
- Topic: Happy Freedom Party for Bonermaster!!!
- Replies: 7
- Views: 1092
Re: Happy Freedom Party for Bonermaster!!!
Huh... I am.... free ? https://abload.de/img/00223_masterpiece_bestef7p.png That is ... a really beautiful beach. I am grateful to be free . I have been behind bars for too long. But something... something does not feel right. This happened way too quickly, way too suddenly. I feel like I can barel...
- Wed May 31, 2023 9:48 pm
- Forum: Player's Club
- Topic: gun nerd therapy group
- Replies: 92
- Views: 13634
- Mon May 29, 2023 4:11 pm
- Forum: Player's Club
- Topic: Huebone Progressive party Peanut
- Replies: 206
- Views: 149418
Re: Huebone Progressive party Peanut
team edward Reflect on not just the words you use, but your way of life and how your thoughts are filtered before you express them. Edward spent the entire 2nd movie being the arbiter of cringe while Jacob was forced by plot to still be around a woman that was in love with his biggest opp and then ...
- Sun May 28, 2023 6:41 am
- Forum: Player's Club
- Topic: Papa John Nanotrasen's Day of Reckoning nut
- Replies: 47
- Views: 6116
Re: Papa John Nanotrasen's Day of Reckoning nut
Fixed that for you.dirk_mcblade wrote: ↑Sun May 28, 2023 5:07 am This shit is why assistants should be killed on sight for being on the bridge. For every one person who wants to do a funny bit there's 20 entitled pricks who just want to steal gamer gear because they got through an airlock.
With correct regards
-BONERMASTER
- Thu May 25, 2023 10:39 pm
- Forum: Player's Club
- Topic: Security rules update peanut: I AM THE LAW until I'm not
- Replies: 65
- Views: 9495
Re: Security rules update peanut: I AM THE LAW until I'm not
Let me state this for the record: I can recollect on one hand how many times security personnel not talking enough has negatively impacted my experience. Contrary to this, I don't think there are enough hands in the universe to count where non-security personnel have negatively impacted my experienc...
- Mon May 22, 2023 4:55 pm
- Forum: Player's Club
- Topic: is it my birthday today?
- Replies: 17
- Views: 2385
Re: is it my birthday today?
Happy birthday, Kinnebian! Don't be me like me and instead always act in accordance with the federal laws and regulations and always give your customer's a signable waiver to exempt you from any liability concerning bodily harm and financial loss upon entering your cinema! With cheering regards -BON...
- Sun May 21, 2023 2:09 pm
- Forum: Player's Club
- Topic: Admin goes silent after the appealant makes a terrible blunder peanut
- Replies: 21
- Views: 2887
Re: Admin goes silent after the appealant makes a terrible blunder peanut
I'm crying.
But I'm also laughing.
Never speak without your lawyer guys. And for the future, please post every appealant the miranda rights please.
With fifth regards
-BONERMASTER
But I'm also laughing.
Never speak without your lawyer guys. And for the future, please post every appealant the miranda rights please.
With fifth regards
-BONERMASTER
- Fri May 12, 2023 7:12 am
- Forum: Player's Club
- Topic: THE /TG/ FORUM HUNGER GAMES - THE FINALE (REALLY)
- Replies: 209
- Views: 27518
Re: THE /TG/ FORUM HUNGER GAMES - START OF DAY 4
Theyre stopping the prison break, they cant afford to have their secrets leaked. https://tgstation13.download/dip/discordimageproxy.php/attachments/611894941655891978/1105973843874545855/image.png He cannot be allowed to live god damn you.... c*ders.....ahhhhhhhhhh.... I'm fading.... With dying reg...
- Tue May 09, 2023 11:38 am
- Forum: Player's Club
- Topic: Most controversial issues in space station 13
- Replies: 47
- Views: 5056
Re: Most controversial issues in space station 13
Sex?
With obvious regards
-BONERMASTER
With obvious regards
-BONERMASTER
- Fri May 05, 2023 3:32 pm
- Forum: Player's Club
- Topic: Hate thread hate thread
- Replies: 23
- Views: 2489
- Wed May 03, 2023 5:44 pm
- Forum: Player's Club
- Topic: The Plan: Freedom
- Replies: 71
- Views: 8808
Re: The Plan.
I'm ready!
With prepared regards
-BONERMASTER
With prepared regards
-BONERMASTER
- Tue May 02, 2023 10:29 pm
- Forum: Player's Club
- Topic: THE /TG/ FORUM HUNGER GAMES - THE FINALE (REALLY)
- Replies: 209
- Views: 27518
- Tue May 02, 2023 3:22 pm
- Forum: Player's Club
- Topic: Can you swim?
- Replies: 22
- Views: 2263
Can you swim?
Can you?
With transparent regards
-BONERMASTER
With transparent regards
-BONERMASTER
- Tue May 02, 2023 10:38 am
- Forum: Player's Club
- Topic: I have been informed through other avenues that Armhullen has indeed banned themselves
- Replies: 6
- Views: 816