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This is kinda goofposting, but why are you guys (admins) just letting this guy poke at lag machines constantly? You used to ban people for doing em even if it was a meme, like the old hug bronze boots thing. Like I do not like seth, but he's just being a jackass about this, even in the issue report...

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this condenser exploit literally freezes players games whenever used, and seth made multiple remarks about “crashing this station” the time he was talking about condensers as if to prove a point about how it’s an exploit, he makes a github issue then immediately starts using it unban toemas he was l...

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No. Sorry :/ Is there a single member of staff who won't pointlessly throw snark at me for the crime of trying to gauge interest in the removal of a map? We get it, you're untouchable, you needn't flaunt it in the most senselessly dickish way possible. You can, but it isn't necessary. Do you unders...

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Thinking of coming back to play for a bit, wondering what the current climate is for those who enjoy some flavour in their round. Is terry full of action heroes or can I expect to talk reasonably with some people? terry has become a shithole from what i've heard you're honestly better off with manu...

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i literally cant understand anything somepan is saying i think he's gone off the deep end

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im going to use this roast ability on somebody, then immediately get validhunted because it provides no actual benefit to me at all

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Right now, it seems midround traitor is basically a waste of threat and a waste of antag. Midround and latejoin tot can roll several times per round, but those tots almost never go on to do any actual antagonistic acts because they start very behind on objectives. I've seen latejoin traitors spawn ...

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how does this admin not know that you just use reboot boards to revive borgs
jesus christ

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i never got to experience gangs enough so i’m all for seeing it return

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Shellton(Mario) wrote: ↑Thu Oct 27, 2022 2:27 pm Can Chimptson get banned more often. This is funny

i wish i could toast with you this shit is hilarious

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Shadowflame909 wrote: ↑Thu Oct 27, 2022 5:04 am Also I do not care how hot the snake girl is, because just like arachnids you will not survive a relationship with one.

it’s really concerning how willing people are to throw down their lives for arachnid snatch

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Agux909 wrote: ↑Wed Oct 26, 2022 1:36 pm Ok I agree it might be weird and all but why did he use the nuclear word?

it’s a funny word

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i wonder how differently hacking comms consoles would if it played as a point defense thing with a station announcement where the crew had to use pinpointers to find where the console was & prevent the hack manually

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i still think that the cap's lasgun sprite is an active downgrade to the old one

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i played ss13 when bombs could split the station in half and gib people, leaving them without body OR brain, completely unrevivable, no takebacks, and people would chug coffee and try to spacewalk to the evac shuttle nowadays someone gets blown up and they ahelp because their body is slightly chill...

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COSTUME CONTEST COSTUME CONTEST AD.PNG Hello again spacemen! On Oct 21th at 7PM EST I will be hosting a costume contest on sybil most likely in the dorms! We will be having 5 judges and to win you simply get the most points! You have 10-15 mins of prep to get your chosen costume. I will make a cust...

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Itseasytosee2me wrote: ↑Sat Oct 15, 2022 12:14 am
saprasam wrote: ↑Sat Oct 15, 2022 12:08 am furious wrath
Its only in maintenance, but I agree it is incredibly arbitrary, gamey, and contrived

it ISN'T only in maitenance, on metastation i did it in dorms cabin 5, no signal, near the holodeck, no signal
only when i was in the bridge did it let me do it

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got progtot, had the objective to hack a comms console and i expected this to be straight forward and simple, take the comms board & go to some secluded part of the station Signal weak if you're not at the bridge, it just wont let you doesn't matter if you're in a hallway in dorms, or elsewhere....

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im not saying all of them because how tf are you gonna make a unique effect for the t-ray, meson, etc huds but there is a ton of potential here for modules to be emagged and turned into rather menacing tools see the quick carry module, its description states that its combat use has been locked, or t...

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Because the game constantly feeds them more objectives to complete, there's no real "minimum." They just continue doing them endlessly, buying gear along the way, until they either reach the final objective or (much more likely) get caught putting up syndie posters and killed by sec or so...

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i feel like progtot railroads people into doing stuff & after they're done with the bare minimum they dont decide to do anything gimmicky for some odd reason

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i dont get why naming policy exists, i've always felt like it'd just be a better idea to tell people off with names if they're just plain retarded (GONSALEZ THE MASTER 2007) or breaks the rules

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god dude this is genuinely one of the worst admin responses to an appeal i think i've seen a long time, maybe of all time for tg
this could very well be going into the history books if somebody decides to remember it

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Even after we asked you to reduce your words down you're still going off with self-righteous verbiage and now you're taking pot shots at me. I'm locking this, we don't want to read another essay from you. https://tgstation13.download/dip/discordimageproxy.php/attachments/658366374468386817/10287425...

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what a disappointing outcome

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man if ur gonna call us hugbox at least dont post a video where you have to use adrenals freedom 1click hard stuns fireaxe with extra armor pen and stuns to "win the game". "wow guys look at this EPIC GAMER RAMPAGE you dont see this type of high octane gameplay on your hugbox of a se...

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He's not wrong. People bitched about "murderboning" so long that antags are completely neutered and half the rounds they don't accomplish anything at all. hard disagree, people are lacking the spines to kill people nowadays so murder just doesn't happen, or conflict is so invisible that i...

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feels weird how they start gloating about their death despite never dealing with them in person but whatever

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san7890 wrote: ↑Thu Oct 06, 2022 4:48 am i forgot how good new /tg/ sprites look these days. or maybe i've gotten some variant of Stockholm Syndrome with the new ones. not sure.

the captain's antique is an active downgrade compared to the old one

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Virology roll, also started as a changeling. I get to work on my ARDS virus which is maxed out and kills within 2 minutes of infection.

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sure whatever

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yet another day of praying to god the captain's spare safe gets changed & insuls preventing firing guns gets changed

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i honestly can't remember anymore

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stun meta is win meta

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toy gun w riot darts
dehydrated space carp
i'd argue the martial arts scroll because im pretty sure you still cant use sutures & bunr kits even though it doesn't have damage resistance
smuggler's satchel
mulligan
adaptive cardboard cutouts
fake nuke disk

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censoring words is fake and gay unless it's like the town of salem system
that one's kinda funny sometimes

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there is no way this is an experienced admin

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Mothblocks wrote: ↑Tue Nov 16, 2021 10:03 pm It's a podcast about being gay with your dad

cacogen is dare i say conspicuous?
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super imoprtant edit i forgot to do until 30 seconds ago:
oh yea arent room names basically hidden from almost 90% of the players

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hogfire

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all silicon players are bad

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i checked the github and it seems the reasoning for the shotgun nerf was literally: "NT is lasers , syndicate is ballistics" amazing i remember the reason for shotguns being nerfed isn't because of lore but because of the fact that every single round security would only use slugs/buckshot...

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i just had a thought where you could make a hyperelaborate black market bluespace machine that uses one of those cargo droppod beacons to send illicit blackmarket goods (actually illicit this time) but im too lazy to learn how to code and that also sounds dumb

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Armhulen wrote: ↑Mon Nov 08, 2021 2:13 am if the bullets fully went through people but had a very very short range, then you could talk about a special use case

real shit this would be cool & give them a "super crowd control" niche

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a black market exists to have illegal items and yet there is very little interesting illegal stuff
10/10 wouldn ever use again

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athath actually did something wrong this time
how is he not perma'd yet he has such a long history of doing this

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this was very humorous

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i dont see why the rpd and rcd aren't allowed to stay as shittier, handheld RCTs
hell even nerf them if it comes down to it

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it's a speedrun objective
you either get it or you fail the objective permanently

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proceed

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