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grits teeth
glorious death should be allowed to murderbone as long as they've completed their objectives on manuel, as the only way i can expect a person to get killed without having to oxytank or flame themselves is by going on a rampage and dying in style

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BONERMASTER wrote:
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you good?

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roblox face
for discywiscy i saw it from a 4chan post and went "haha nice" and saved it

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bring back the old panda

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if we forced genetics to where only people with less then 10 hours could use the machines nobody would have these problems and society's world hunger would be fixed

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one time i got a christmas present from the tree and it was an admin rcd but not in the way i expected as it still required energy
i foolishly powered it and clicked on an airlock to deconstruct it
the server crashed

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too long didnt read

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Malkraz wrote:
saprasam wrote:oh i just remembered that grabs were completely gutted and made dogshit, completely unusable trash now because somebody was too unlucky to break out
wrong thread ratart

true but im keeping it there because i'm too lazy to

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oranges wrote:yeah it's DMCA

i literally CANNOT argue against this proof of words and you have destroyed my livelihood

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Tlaltecuhtli wrote:what things need more than 40 min?? xenocuckbio? its not worth the time.
edit: i see you got a "tgcm" faggot tag, so this thread wasnt worth responding my bad

say it proper right now
you got the nuts tough guy?

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My post wasn’t a blanket statement as to how one should play the game, it was addressed solely to the OP. He literally says that the only thing he enjoys anymore is combat, and laments that people are attempting to wrestle that system into something a little more fair. How is my saying “learn to en...

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oranges wrote:burned out? Just leave

based take

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play manuel get shit notes

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Give maintenance access to everybody and turn maintenance into PvP zone like Wilderness in Runescape. :P Assistants don't need maintenance access. Breaking and entry is a 2 minute sentence, which allows sec to search those assistants who are caught in the maintenance. you chose this take just becau...

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Armhulen wrote:we still gotta keep hammering down stun meta.

fuck the stun meta
all my homies hate the stun meta

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They also got a point with greytiding, I mean its the same shit over. Raiding the captains office for his shit, breaking into the armory on mass for their gear, fighting each other for petty squabbles. Its a rinse and repeat cycle, and pretty much its boring. Eventually it gets to a point in which ...

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In other words, you only play the game for combat tiding and memes (often all three rolled together) and now that coders are making these things undesirable you find the game emptier than it used to be. You’re unsatisfied because you do the same shit over in the same style. It’s almost as if that p...

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How many times has this been tried? It doesn't work. Treating certain roles like enemies to be gimped or purged is both childish and amateurish and shows a lack of understanding of the game, its culture and its players. Working against the players to force your dictatorial views on the game is not ...

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oh i just remembered that grabs were completely gutted and made dogshit, completely unusable trash now because somebody was too unlucky to break out

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Whoneedspacee wrote:rip null crates

I MISS NULLCRATES SO MUCH

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Armhulen wrote:#lethalsecuritywhen

i greatly prefer lethal sec over disabler sec as one of them i can steal all their loot from and the other i cant

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i remain as one of the few assistants who are decently robust but i like my maint access
this changes nothing to me

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Can you give examples of fun gimmicky antag items that have been nerfed? carp, was made complete dogshit ebow but i kinda like the new one everything else that i have on my mind is mostly just unusable or bad due to the current state of the game, what purpose does a desword have if you have bad luc...

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coders are "balancing" everything in the game that makes it fun, turning everything mindless and nothing is fun anymore to me outside of the few times i get antag there's no more unique ways to murderbone without tc trades because the coders nerf everything and god forbid idedprs all the f...

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Whoneedspacee wrote:bro he shouldve been crying down on his knees for this ss13 discord ban appeal

he literally kept dodging every single question the headmins asked and just said "GUYS IT WASNT LOLICON GUYS GUYS" and he apologizes and he's automatically unbanned
you're fucking joking me

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>ignores headmin's question about the fringe content he sent
>gets unbanned anyways
really makes you think

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nevermind silvernuke has convinced me that he is actually a fucking stone

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The fuck are you on about. Most of the oldest players in the game are cats and lizards, some of who are probably going to obliterate anyone stupid enough to step up on them because they've been there and done that. Most heads are literally almost always idiots with microscopic hours who didn't real...

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they are the most horny admin i've seen but i think they're ok because they summoned rods for me

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think of it this way:
if nonhumans are able to be heads, the amount of easily killable and extremely unrobust heads increase, making murderboning, nuke ops, cult, easier to do
eat my shorts

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The headmin team will take over this appeal. Its good you've stated you won't post this sort of thing if you are unbanned. However before we're willing to unban you we'd also like you to explicitly state that the things you posted, which led to this ban, were also wrong. who will win in this battle...

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if he played on bagil i would have removed his teeth

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I'm about to be adding more characters. If you want to get in the game then either go to the discord and read the stuff in sprite requests, or you can do it here in the spoiler. PM me after that or put it in discord. It's time for me to start gearing up some additional enemies and bosses. An easy t...

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if it was a plasmaman name everybody would be frothing mad

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i was in the car

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I propose replacing the Ion function on HoS's gun, with the old taser projectile. HoS's gun is already an objective, and he's facing more and more antagonists, perhaps he could use an upgrade. Anyways, I propose testing the switch for a month, and adding it as a poll option, and see whether or not ...

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best of both worlds

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Whoneedspacee wrote:lol @ actioninja thinking he is somehow better as a weird as fuck furry

he doesnt post cubs and then appeals being banned for it by saying "it's sfw i didnt do anything wrong"

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Typical case of targeted banning by the usage of popular buzzwords and drama topics at the core. "I banned them for being a pedo". Suddenly symphatizers that love being on the side that is right take sides, jump the bandwagon fest and point at them with a judging finger: "seek help&q...

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Sheodir wrote:I once accidentally held down a button on my phone and recorded two minutes of a loud grunt-filled shit and sent it to my work chat

yes I still have the audio

PLEASE send it to me

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oranges wrote:cirno pepsi posting would never fly on modern tg

you have completely piqued my interest
what is this

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IN 2(2) DAYS FROM NOW, GOGETA & VEGITO WILL BE RELEASED
GET TO FARMING CRETINS

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BONERMASTER wrote:I've given my guy a baseball bat and let him beat janitors with it for 3 hours, and I still can't equip any of the masks and hats I have collected.

have you tried

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is it just a unanomous vote that this is better then the actual game

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Whoneedspacee wrote:fuckin bonermasters old pfp bro tgstation is not safe for work if you browse this community at work you are a total dipshit

the difference between normal porn and loli porn is that one of them is beyond pedo

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Whoneedspacee wrote:its absolute bullshit that you try to claim that his image isnt sfw somehow when much worse shit to be seen at work is posted regularly in the discord with no tag, this shit is not policed at all

sympathetic-for-pedos

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ssd players cant be murdered unless an antag did it and that's about all

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More importantly, how can he know it is a green shift in a permanent dynamic server? There is always going to be potentially antags added at some point or with high likelihood, so assuming it is a greenshift when the round tells you otherwise is extremely presumptuous of Edgar's ability yo predict ...

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why is edgar brapsworth pope getting insulted now whats going on i dont wanna go delving

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I know i'm always gonna be grouchy and salty about it buuut Yet another round, Hanna Tireman, Mike Murdock, Brick Carr, all assistants, immediately fucking with security trying to fight people. Metafriends are annoying but whatever i'm over it it's really just an attribution to the fact that player...

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