/tg/Station 13

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To be fair, stations with supermatter engines mapped in turn singulos into a fun engineering project, just as the supermatter is on a map that starts with a singulo. Of course the other purpose for a supermatter shard is to load a dozen of them into a Ripley's cargo bay and unload them all in the es...

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Remove arm blade from botanist changelings. Give them a grass blade instead. While active, it replaces floor tiles below them with grass tiles, and when you hit someone, it injects 100 units of space drugs into them. Only if the Cap gets to grow an arm-whip. And the Warden gets an armchair. and the...

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DemonFiren wrote:0/10 not khajiit enough.
If only tarajan roleplayers didn't act like mental kitten fuckers we could probably to space khajiits but the ss13 community is far too retarded

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"I like going out of my way to do things that take me an instant to achieve, serve no purpose but to annoy other players, and often can't be reversed without mad work or admin intervention" "that's kinda dickish, maybe you shouldn't be doing that as a nonantag" "LITERALLY HI...

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lumipharon wrote:Pokemon gamemode when?

Pokebattles in the halls at sun down.

SPACE CARP, I CHOOSE YOU

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Would be super-fun for tators to gain access to it and set random rooms to be massively overpressure or siphon without the alarm tripping. Or rooms with a target in.

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Let the chefs make peanut butter that has the effect of causing anyone eating it not to receive notification of someone trying to feed them pills for the next minute or so.

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Kraso wrote:>not injecting the cheese wheels with deadly poisons and hiding all the knives

>not putting at least one mousetrap in every bag-o-cheesewheels just to be annoying.

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Holographic projector that makes a copy of yourself appear dodging and running around your immediate vicinity.

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I went backpacking in australia a couple of years back

look at this adorable lil' fucker

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Donuts left on the floor for a while should result in a line of ants forming from the nearest vent.

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So I did the super chilled plasma in the collectors thing 1.20248e+007W in power network. Notice that is says +007 instead of +006 as it usually does. Each collector was outputting 1.9397e+006W each, that's more than normal total output of a room temperature six collector array outputs. And I still...

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Sounds like a fun thing to do with the nuke disk.

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FrostFenex wrote:Why isn't there a slippery tile yet?

in before someone sets up a curling sheet in the hallways using space lube instead of ice and assistants for stones

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It's not free if people have to dig it up / build it / build a containment wall so people without radsuits don't get fried.

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FrostFenex wrote:*stage one singulo while still producing radiation can not produce power as collectors have a threshold that must be reached to gen power

Any idea what that threshold is? I've tried putting a bunch of collectors in the middle of a 5x5 room enclosed by uranium walls and it didn't produce squat.

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If you wanna talk realism, dragging a wounded body at running pace along a hallway by their ankles would royally fuck them up.

If you wanna discourage patientdragging in favour of more stretchers and on-scene medical, give people in crit like 3 brute for every tile they're dragged or go full baymed

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make a blank book called "hilarious uses for space lube" cut the pages out and hide a proximity-triggered lube grenade in it leave it somewhere for someone to see it and get curious http://img.pandawhale.com/post-12466-I-don-t-know-what-I-expected-g-gIlY.gif Will it only go off when opene...

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cedarbridge wrote:No idea where the toggle is hidden in Firefox.

Left of the address bar, next to the back button. Little shield-looking icon with a warning about unencrypted elements.

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make a blank book called "hilarious uses for space lube"
cut the pages out and hide a proximity-triggered lube grenade in it
leave it somewhere for someone to see it and get curious

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Usually build stupid shit in space or on the asteroid

tried surrounding radiation collectors with uranium walls

didn't generate power

died of radiation anyway

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Earthykiller127 wrote:Text2Speech
Located in the preferences screen, turning it on will cause the player to hear a Microsoft Sam voice to speak what you can hear from people near you excluding the radio

inb4

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Skorvold wrote:Remove the third bruise pack from the medkit and replace it with an anti-tox pill/syringe.

I literally do this every time I swipe a medkit. Might as well make it official.

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Alex Crimson wrote:But... shooting people with a newspaper gun.

Give him a bike.

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I'm wondering how much it'd affect telesci if it was changed for a point-to-point portal rather than "steal everything from these coordinate immediately". At the very least you'd have to physically GO to the armory in order to loot it. (with all the forensic evidence / camera traces / moti...

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YOU GOTTA FIGHT FOR YOUR RIGHT TO EEEEERP In all honesty, this is probably gonna make rapey shit easier to enforce 'cause at least those responsible won't be able to duck behind "I thought they were into it" when the person on the receiving end doesn't instantly ahelp, robust the shit out...

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Another good mining one.

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MisterPerson wrote:Personally I feel that the requests consoles should also speak over the department channel in general anyways, not just for this.

Fuckin' yes.

It'd make them useful for cargo in particular.

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Reskin all juggernauts as the kool-aid man.

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Wearing a clown outfit should allow you to carry items of any size in the pockets.

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Yeah, that's pretty much validhunting to the max. And being oocly shitty to someone for daring to roll antag is pretty shitty behaviour too. Reminds me of the trenchies on Urban Dead who'd shit on zombie players every chance they got on the wiki, like they existed solely for them to get their zombie...

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I put this in traitor ideas but admins would probably be more able to pull it off: FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S. Did this on a bay server not long ago, with a twist that I was to fuck with people but NOT actually kill them. Stunning and cablecuffing people in maintenance wearing a chicken suit, then out...

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Give admins the option to play the sound/command reports associated with certain "random" events without actually spawning the event.

e: let traitors do it at emagged comms consoles too.

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E: Fuckit, watch the whole movie, it's pretty decent

Steelpoint wrote:Security_vs_Greytide.mov

The clown really makes it.

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Put a chemical in all the "junk" food that increases hunger rate for a while. Fills you up fast, but the benefit wears off faster.

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Miauw wrote:For some reason, this reminds me of discworld.

LEARN THE WORDS

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Implement space vampires, then make them into an alternative power source with the help of the chaplain and medbay:

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traitor-roboticist "animatronic anthrpomorphic"

like beepsky, only instead of beating criminals with a stun baton and placing cuffs on them, it stabs non-syndie crewmembers repeatedly in the eyes with a screwdriver and stuffs their bleeding corpse into a teddybear suit.

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Yeah, not like Cargo can just order a crate containing combat shotguns then just break it open. More crates huh? How about radio headsets, encryption keys, shoes, jumpsuits, department clothing sets for new staff? The basic "what a new person in this department gets" gear locker would be ...

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Only if trying to hold your breath in vacuum makes your lungs burst, because.. well. There's a reason why scuba divers are told never to hold their breath when ascending.

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kosmos wrote:Sand from the asteroid should be able to be used as POCKET SAND! Instastun anyone/anything within 3 tiles.

Wrong thread

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To be fair, the mental image of the chef tabling some breakin assistant and feeding them an entire shaker of salt appeals to my sense of humour.

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