/tg/Station 13

If sec got actual slugs in the armory for their shotguns, it would allow them to deal with big threats like juggernauts and operatives without coming down too hard on traitors since shotguns are fairly unweildly and in limited supply, so sec would only bother to bust them out when the more general u...

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whodaloo wrote:what is everyone's fascination with shotgun slugs
i know it basically turns shotguns into revolvers but buckshot is cooler

Buckshot is an excellent way to kill everything standing behind your target and get yelled at for massive collateral damage

Why bother with service pistols that only deal like 20 damage if the big threats that overwhelm sec are usually resistant or outright impervious to low amounts of damage (slaughter demons laugh off low to medium amounts of damage and can regen health easily if you let them get away, juggernauts are ...

Couldn't even stand by his terms for unbanning ERP, spineless cuck, voting no

uhh, I see people with traitor toxins kits go on rampages all the time, use one of the chems that stuns or disables people so they can't use the epipen

As no human is capable of transforming into reinforced-wall-phasing invisible water at will, I turn my lasers on the nonhuman intruder and wizard becomes toast. This implies that normal humans are any more capable of casting massive fireballs from the ether or shooting off electricity like a tesla ...

Plus there were like no space suits and you were actively tasing and killing the few sec officers with hardsuits who managed to come anywhere close to the console, so there was no way anyone could kill the console

The .38 is hardly gamebreaking since there's only one on the station and you have to source ammo from cargo, but yeah it probably shouldn't be possible to get extra .38's

That's not playing to win, that's playing to make other people lose. Going out of your way to fuck someone over when they're not a threat to you in any way is pretty unfun

Papers and spraycans aren't WMD's, and malf AI's only come to light after a silent ion storm sets them free, up until then it can be assumed they were running fine and thus there's no pressing reason to suddenly become suspicious of it. Bombs, on the other hand, are bombs. There is no way of fluffin...

it's like right below I'm pretty sure, but Bluespess Beakers are so late game that they're acceptable

I can't wait to have 6 people trying to cram into the tiny chemistry office to make space lube and fluorosulph acid while one person actually tries to make medicine

Yeah if this is what I'm thinking of, the lizards could crawl through vents, which should have been mentioned in the OP

You can emag test range firing pins and they'll work at all times, how do people not know this by now

Wouldn't that basically just lead to the AI blowing said borg, since emags aren't repairable or something? I don't actually know how borgs work with emags

People don't look at the AI core just in case the AI is malf, they do it partly out of boredom (may as well flip through the cameras if you got 'em), and partly because the AI is really, really important, and you want to make damn sure no one is fucking with it. Honestly there are much much much bet...

I don't think so, unsecured wall girders get tossed around as much as paper, which makes it impossible to put a wall over a breach since either you or the girder will be sucked out to space and cancel the interaction

this is a lot of pressure man

okay, fair enough point, let me rephrase. Is it really fun to die to something that you really can't counter without having very specific and hard to access gear, given how common of a threat that spacewind is? Breaches and atmos fuckups are so common that players are given emergency internals speci...

If you're next to a solid object with dense or anchored and your hands are free you should be able to avoid spacewind this would make space even less hazardous than before when it comes to trying to re-enter a broken window/the airlocks in escape who actually finds it fun to slowly get sucked out o...

Ran some event that started off with centcom saying that people should vote for what kind of pet they'd like to be sent, and then asked for a prayer right after that. I prayed, thinking I would get to be that animal, but centcom said my contract was terminated and that I had to be put to work in the...

Oh god aren't you the guy who did all those other ones about like the wiz federation and the poor corgi? I just shat that out with no real effort, you actually inspired me to do a few little audiologs like this http://picosong.com/XJjJ/, I swear I can be not bad if I try~

(F) Phoebe Lotsu says, "Hey clown" (F) Phoebe Lotsu asks, "What came first, ranch or cool ranch?" (F) Buster Frown says, "Ranch is an antiquated terminology for a base and vulgar condiment" (F) Phoebe Lotsu says, "Wrong answer clown" Phoebe Lotsu fires the re...

Whose idea was it to give the ops buggy heartstopping slugs that can only be fixed by a defib from medbay (read: a long ways from the brig where almost every firefight happens)

(F) Phoebe Lotsu says, "Hey clown" (F) Phoebe Lotsu asks, "What came first, ranch or cool ranch?" (F) Buster Frown says, "Ranch is an antiquated terminology for a base and vulgar condiment" (F) Phoebe Lotsu says, "Wrong answer clown" Phoebe Lotsu fires the re...

well part of the problem is that abductors are ridiculously robust if they do things right, and once they get that first stun on you, you're completely helpless unless someone comes along and saves you, which differs from a normal traitor which doesn't have anywhere near that kind of robust gear. Th...

yeah I don't get it, do you think that randomly shaving people's heads is good RP or what

I have never seen a successful supermatter shard setup. What I have seen in over a dozen containment failures and lots of deaths. The singulo and the supermatter shard are the most dangerous things on the station, of course sec and command if gonna freak out when random people start fucking around w...

there's a lot of people who aren't just hanging on the edge of their seat all the time for a reason to attack people out of revenge, and just want to do their jobs. Forcing other people to fight you when they're not interested is bad, especially if you're medbay of all things where you're supposed t...

Well if a doctor is willing to go the extra step beyond "stick them in the cloning pod and fuck off", why not let them? If the body is already in medbay chances are it'll get revived anyway, taking away patching dead bodies just takes away stuff for doctors to do and makes the revivee wait...

I think defibbing is way too easy as it stands, but not so much because of the time, but due to the fact that patches work on corpses. If patches didn't work, then defibs would be fine, as they would (as originally intended) only work on people that have gone into crit an died from suffocation. Cur...

This is why random names should be enforced, otherwise you have guys metaing hard like OP and the others. Actually agree'ing with mosquitoman for once. Oftentimes you fucklers group up with others not because they're particularly good at their jobs but because you know they're your friends and they...

@TheBibleMelts, don't come in here and complain. The players who witnessed it was complaining for rounds in the future and showing pictures of the logs of what happened, Shadowlight and I checked the logs and I proceeded to contacted #adminbus and they said to solve it. It happened in chemistry in ...

CMO because seeing a shittily run medbay is fucking painful and not a lot of people can keep shit running uber smoothly

Medbay should stay free because fuck having to charge every assistant who walks through medbay with a little booboo

Wyzack wrote:Charcoal is charred wood. Charred. Wood. We inject it into people's bloodstream. Please fucking change this name, I do not care about any of the others

Activated charcoal is actually used as an antitoxin IRL and is even on the WHO's list of essential medicines

Caroline Prevatt says, "This ought to help you think." You turn on the lights on the helmet of justice Caroline Prevatt has thrown the helmet of justice. Gojira hisses, "Why" Caroline Prevatt says, "You just TELL me when you're ready to talk." Caroline Prevatt says, &q...

For what it's worth, as the captain, there were several clowns who kept coming up to me and Bones and messing with us constantly time after time, and we had a few physical scraps. I'm not sure which clown it was that Bones beat down, but if it was Cucky the Clown or Mr. Wiz, there were plenty of opp...

You really don't need to dumb it down that much, there's only a few chems you need to learn. Styptic for brute, silver sulf for burn, epinephrine for stabilizing, salbumentol for oxy, and charcoal for tox damage. The other chems are more situational and aren't brought up as often, but those base che...

They feel more like xeno-tier round enders than something that's available at roundstart, much less available at round start and can that can be spawned five at a time during wizard rounds. It's like ei nath but a thousand times worse since I'm fairly sure you can't stun them (my ballsy telebaton ch...

I nominate myself

I believe he was Molly Dakota IC, who I never had any problems with

Harmbaton the box until it opens

With this becoming general metaknowledge now, and there being 5 guys per nuke team (+1 if there's a borg, and +1 again if they ever take a pAI), after a little while pretty much every team will have someone who knows about it. There's no reason not to go get the free board if it's so quick and easy ...

How do you apply stamina damage anyway? I know that boxing gloves do a fair amount, and disablers obviously work off it (and people will start to slow to a crawl after eating a few beams), but how else can you deal it?

I was gonna say that nanopaste being quick to use up and easy to make wouldn't be much of a problem, but having a cell charger sounds even cooler

The fact that aug'd parts have to be healed with wires and welders is kinda meh in execution, since you either have to augment your entire body (when you may only want a robotic arm or something, not to mention how long it takes to fully aug someone), or you have to carry around two sets of healing ...

Kor wrote:Remember when SS13 was a game where you could disguise as people by swapping a jumpsuit and putting on a gas mask before it became a dressup simulator?

Because a mute walking around in a gasmask totally didn't draw attention anyway

If we survived wild and tattered pink hair on a jet black woman, I think we can survive this

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