/tg/Station 13

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I dunno what’s hots is but I’m cold af rn, the people in the car I’m in are those “I’m hot” kinda people who blast the cold AC. Nothin worse man. I love the heat. It’s just so good man. Really craving some hots right now.

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[ But why? They're hot, he's ugly, in this scenario you're attractive, they want to fuck you. Why not? Life is too short not to engage in simple pleasures repeatedly forever. And if he can't handle being a cuck he can always kill you and stone them. Or whatever. By that logic if you have a wife, an...

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Rohen_Tahir wrote:
sinfulbliss wrote:wait to get unbanned so i can leave behind the life of peanut posting forever
You can stop anytime.

thats what my dealer said too when i bought my first teenth of methlies quik from him but THAT SHIT WAS A FUCKING LIE ROHEN

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also i sorta disagreed with bobbah that he should have mentioned those pretty minor ban notes in his appeal thread, the format doesn't ask for that it only asks for vouches

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Banana Storage Vessel

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Jonathan Gupta wrote:heads are to big for bags, no they fucking aren't I can fit my head in a child sized bag at Walmart what the fuck is ss13 on(Neck included)?

Great point Gup, where's our realism?
Also when will we be able to fit someone in our pocket with bluespace bodybags again? That shit was cash.

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Slipollo 11

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Amen brother. People who say their team sucks are poor sports and just bragging about their own skills in an indirect way, it's incredibly obnoxious. If your team sucks then how bout you tell them what to do in a nice way or teach them something? "DON'T FUCKING XYZ DUMBASS" "HOLY SHIT...

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It would probably be pretty awkward having to confess you slept with your neighbours' wives in front of the whole village and for them to have their cuckoldry revealed in front of everyone Then don't sleep with your neighbor's wives... Duh. The belief of hell didn't start until long into christiani...

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Taking life advice from/listening to the philosophical musings of a mentally ill drug addict is like walking up to an obviously drunk guy loitering near an alcohol shop and asking him for juggling lessons. I looked at a broken clock and the hour was right. cool If the "broken" clock gives...

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Happiness for me is a state of mind, a willingness to accept our current situation and make the best of it I would like for this to be the case. But unless we become eremitic monks, I think our mental states will be too difficult to control to such a degree. At least without those 3 things. You can...

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You don't have to answer that Gupta, I will represent you as your lawyer. 1. The babes can't resist the Gup flair, they want something new and exciting not the same old Bob Joe 2. A true gentleman never tells 3. His date at the time had a severe kidney disease that was going to kill her before she h...

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The disconnect here, Farquaar, is you believe we should be so detached from our characters as to not care about non-consensual ERP books involving them. If statics didn't exist you would probably be correct. No one is attached to their character because their character ceases to exist after a given ...

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also the following were debunked and proven as poisonous to happiness since like 3000 years ago so no one list them: -fame -honor -power -wealth -luxury -bodily pleasures (food, sex, etc.)* *this one isn't intrinsically poisonous to happiness but if sought in excess it can be (by poisonous I mean wi...

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what do you think is necessary for happiness i think you need 3 things: 1. loving partner (this becomes important later in life moreso, for family etc.) 2. modest income (princeton study from 2010 showed income >$75k/yr didn't improve happiness anymore so once you have enough to pay the bills and no...

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you know in ancient christian religion they used to have group confessionals kinda like this you sat in a group with your village and said your sins publicly that way you had to pay witness to all your peers directly honestly it probably created a lot of trust because you know if someone fucks up th...

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the patreon says that every month it makes 651 dollars, and the highest goal is $420 so im assuming the patreon makes more than enough to keep the servers alive, wouldn't the remaining 200 something extra dollars that is made every month be enough for a server migration? this is a legit question im...

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wait to get unbanned so i can leave behind the life of peanut posting forever

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I post pretty much everything uhhh. Also as long as you're being ironic you can't hurt public opinion of yourself that's the beauty of being ironic!! Unless your irony is transparent and someone can see it reflects something really fucked up that you'd rather hide. I dunno that's the cool thing abou...

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Taking life advice from/listening to the philosophical musings of a mentally ill drug addict is like walking up to an obviously drunk guy loitering near an alcohol shop and asking him for juggling lessons. https://i.imgur.com/Hq27lF3.png?1 For real though, they were making good points and seemed to...

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Fikou wrote: breathe some outside air

fight me

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I was trying to be a Good Guy Officer on an MRP round and we gave a perma prisoner, a barkeep found with a makarov, his own perma-bar. He complained he couldn't buy glasses, so I went to get him money from a gibbed clown's ID and threw it in. He called it "useless" because he couldn't inse...

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Server shouldn't cater to under-18s, they shouldn't be there to begin with. "Dirty books OK if it's not too degenerate" is bad policy because it's super vague and will differ admin-to-admin. Allowing books to be removed but not making policy against them is also weird since the writer can ...

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Instructions unclear, all servers now HRP and flavortexts of 250 characters or more are mandatory in character setup.

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Yeah, if this shuttle is removed because it causes grief then so should a whole lot of others. Anything uncommon is okay to be a little broken IMO. If you saw it every 5th round, then yeah it would be a problem. These things can be annoying when they do happen, but as long as they aren't happening o...

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You have it a bit curvy. Antags are cool at the start. Player X chain murderbones which causes Y/Z to start gearing up next shift and just deleting antags on the spot because its not fun to sit out of an hour game. This means now any other antag is now further encouraged to murderbone because the c...

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Oranges doesn't have a birthday. A birthday implies a beginning. Oranges is eternal. He is, was, and always will be.

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looked on the manufacturer's site and basically the heat this produces contributes to global warming and the water vapour the polar ice caps produce is condensed by the machine down into ice cubes Ahh now this makes sense. So it uses the heat to power teleportation of discrete units of the polar ic...

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K but there is only 0.4% of water on the air and the ice maker makes 26 lb of ice per day, so it should need 3 tons of air per day to do that??? How do you fit 3 tons of air in an insignia 26 lb portable ice maker and if there are many of those in existance and working how aren't we dead yet from a...

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Flatulent wrote:
sinfulbliss wrote:How the fuck does something just, "make" ice? Like, you plug it in, and it turns heat into ice. What the fuck?
heat exchange

It's fucking ice dude, what does ice have to do with heat exchange? How does heat turn into ice?

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You guys are gonna get all our shitposts deleted for pissing off the jannies. Don't be mean to the jannies, they literally clean up the shit and piss we leave on the floors. Imagine going up to a janitor IRL, throwing some trash on the ground, and then when he gets pissed you start saying "GONN...

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Please make department budgets accessible somehow when the department head isn't available. I enjoy doing toxins, but there is no point in bothering with a 50k credit toxins bomb half the time because there is no RD. I don't even think simply getting a new RD ID from the HoP works because I tried t...

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My biggest pet peeve is people who talk about their pet peeves like anyone cares. Like, really, do you think people will care about your pet peeves on the internet or bother to read them? It's honestly the cringies-

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Recently I used a bot to anonymously threaten captain to blow up parts of station, and put a bomb somewhere to show that I was serious. Then he agreed to strip naked on the very specific spot I indicated. Once he put his clothe away I used a teleporter to steal all of his gear and clothe. He was li...

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And usually security`s current endgame is killing a failed round start desword murderbone traitor and then going around the station greytiding with their claimed contraband acting like they are hot shit and that they own the place. security's endgame is getting banned for doing their job because th...

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How the fuck does something just, "make" ice? Like, you plug it in, and it turns heat into ice. What the fuck?

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Spoiler:

Also one time I killed a mime shooting practice laserguns at me.

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C'mon shadowflame could you acknowledge that your initial desire in the OP is actually in the codebase rn before you move the goalposts? Whichever coder made it is epic and deserves praise for it If security has an epic "Get antag on your side (they keep the powers)" machine. Why do we no...

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-snip- This is pretty illuminating. Were certain events completed much faster than they should have been, because ATHATH gave the solutions/"cheat-codes" on Discord? I know the last event, Lola managed to circumvent the maze and go straight for the trophy, but I assume that was just due t...

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Flatulent wrote:
sinfulbliss wrote:
Flatulent wrote: rare sight of introspection from actionninja, never thought i would see the day
did you quote the entire fuckin pyramid because you hate jesus, or just out of laziness?
both and i kind of hate this forum

Yeah I can tell you hate it, no one would post so much on something they like...

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Gotta break through mindsets, who cares what people think. Think for yourself dumbass, do what you want even if that is being homeless and with a dog. Yaknow? No one wants to be homeless with a dog dude they just want to do other things that lead to them being homeless with a dog. Do what you want ...

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Jonathan Gupta wrote:agux: Video unavailable in the US of A

loser.

Video clearly Chinese propaganda. Uncle Sam protects us once again. Based Uncle Sam <3

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Flatulent wrote: rare sight of introspection from actionninja, never thought i would see the day

did you quote the entire fuckin pyramid because you hate jesus, or just out of laziness?

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On-topic: I am surprised this has not been overturned yet. I doubt Coco would even mind; if anything he would be glad to see this shitshow end. Then why wont he just take the L and confess that he fucked up? Isn't that obvious? If I was a headmin I sure as hell would rather my peers overturn my dec...

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I'll happily moderate this forum and I'll do a damn fine job of it, step out of the way pkp, it's time to let someone who isn't going to be bothered by "man children" making a mountain out of their bans have a go. if you don't have what it takes then the IRON hand of the citrus will. Woul...

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I'll happily moderate this forum and I'll do a damn fine job of it, step out of the way pkp, it's time to let someone who isn't going to be bothered by "man children" making a mountain out of their bans have a go. if you don't have what it takes then the IRON hand of the citrus will. Woul...

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thats why you dont search persons without cuffs in maint you think that people who you think are guilty are guilty but they are just guilty if you find something. if they dont have anything illegal they have no reason to run, making it easier to search them even without cuffs. That's the problem th...

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As cool as it would be to have more sec stuff, I don't think the nature of the role lends itself to an endgame. Security's endgame is having the 3 eswords and makarovs they looted from the antags they stop. By the time you "finish" your job as sec (i.e., eliminate all threats to the statio...

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someone came to my front door and said "GUPTA PLEASE SHArE YOUR OPINION OR IM GOING TO KILL YOU THEN MYsELF" with a doobie in his mouth and a Californian ticket in the other, with a nametag scribbled Mr. St~ messy handwriting couldn't read it. So I will, man is cool very based for sharing...

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avoid talking to anyone, run around wordlessly collecting the most powerful items in the game so if anyone tries to kill you you can easily kill them. realise you're doing this over and over again for no real gain or benefit. Become burn out, cynical and bitter, stop playing, start forum posting. D...

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