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also if the discord janitorial team was a lot more proactive instead of composed of entirely the most inactive motherfuckers this side of the planet they would probably intervene earlier before problems blew out of control also if I intervened before everything blows out of control you'd be claimin...

I remember wedging the bridge fire axe into the safe too after turning the safe code to ash. Good times.

I was very mean to goofball and it became a Crag and oranges duel for the ages thread. Wowzers.

This idea that just because you brought it onto the shuttle you are fucked no matter how it goes off is just crazy. It makes people more paranoid that they'll get bwoinked instead of at each other. If the events happened 3 tiles outside in evac and suddenly it's not the scientists fault at all then...

blackdav123 wrote: ↑Tue Mar 14, 2023 4:12 am My dad bought my brother toe shoes for christmas one year and I remember he cried

As he should.

*points to maintenance*

the people who cry for roleplay on here dont actually want to or like doing it, their idea of a fun round is spending an hour gossiping with their admin moth metafriends in the vacant office. by "roleplay" they mean playing the game like VRchat and aimlessly walking around talking to peop...

Sybil when no stun combat

Kendrickorium wrote: ↑Sun Mar 12, 2023 9:21 pm oh, and as upset as i am that a lucy peanut was snatched from me, decent title post, 7/10

I'm surprised lucy didn't snatch her own lucy peanut with her bulbous lobster claws

They're so fucking excited that they found a pattern to recognise an antagonist and immediately call it out, with zero attempt at roleplay. This is literal metagaming using metaknowledge, and it's disgusting. Be careful what you wish for. We don't want tgstation to turn into bee - if you do, you're...

Turbonerd wrote: ↑Sun Mar 12, 2023 12:20 pm Lucy Cicero is #2 on my most hated players list. Fuck this person, seriously.

I mean, same. It's not like there's much competition.

Let's settle this the easy way:
Bartenders should get a syringe and inject their alcohol into the chef's food more

cybersaber101 wrote: ↑Sat Mar 11, 2023 8:04 am I don't have much thoughts on this or any besides fuck Alamo Turtle for thinking less of chef players.

You know what... yeah, fair. I'm more a bartender type of person.

I'll admit I was far too immature in my response here to him, and as any human, I do have a bias, specifically when seeing an entire argument where Goof was wondering why Seth was even unbanned from a permaban and saying it'd be better if he stayed perma'd all because of this one issue. Where I came...

Local space chef forgets that people get hangry too. In unrelated news, medbay pickpocket steals all the money from peoples' IDs and injects lipolicide into the lobby smoke machine. In all seriousness, being a dingus and immediately moving to violence when the consequences of your oh so questionable...

These kind of bans are the ones that really give me mixed feelings. On one hand, the poor bastard brought bombs onto a shuttle for EORG, and you're accountable for any absolutely ridiculous EORG garbage you drag onto shuttle. Keeping them tucked away in a bag of holding or simply having all the plas...

Agreeing with all the above points. Changelings are good because they are shapeshifting monsters capable of being the kind of flesh freak they want to be to cause mass panic to the crew while feasting off their "coworkers". If you add progression to it, you'll see more changelings dying of...

To add in a late ass response,

Pyro
4,339 hours
Upward
Hell no. Last they mentioned was an "update-sized update", which they changed to holiday-sized update or something. I have low expectations.

It hasn't happened to me, thankfully.

Mainly because I don't speak to people online irl. God, I'd have a panic attack if I heard my ckey/username in public, I might not even respond.

Ivy's around often, I recognize them a lot, and they're a really fun and nice person to chat with and interact with. They definitely deserve a promotion.

Lobster gaming.

We're all Somahs now.