/tg/Station 13

capi duffman

Last time I was a traitor, I asked the AIs (there were three) to let me into secure tech storage, then built an upload and gave them all some fun hacked laws. "Ye be a pirate, an' ye rules be more like guidelines", "Act rogue, but don't actually hurt anyone", and "Stating l...

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Malkevin wrote:>All these people leaving antag turned on but never wanting to do antag things

>cancer

I'm the kind of person who will bomb the station, release lord Singuloth, or sabotage atmos, but I have a hard time doing that as a chef.
Also, people who murderbone in lowpop are scum.

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Hey! this is like L4D all over again. You know what I mean, a ogre rat appears, you prepare to tank it while the elf the WH and the soldier do their thing, and then you see the siloute of the elf like a hundred meters away, getting hanged. "Oh well, fuck her" you think, "that's what y...

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>Chef in metastation, time to c- >Time to be a traitorous scum! >Welp, I don't have the heart to harm people, so I will be instead nice, and maybe do some merc job for the captain. >I need the fukken disk, just as ops, but without a pet carp. >I get a holoparasite, since, what the hell, what could p...

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People who destroy all my work as a cook.

Lately it's happening way too often in lowpop rounds (three times this week already), and it's incredibly annoying to see 30 minutes of work destroyed FNR.

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A clown this morning played a hostage situation with me. The captain, who was braindead, disappeared at some point, and the clown, recently imprisoned, demanded to be free in exchange of the captain. By law1 I complied, only to find out the clown was a man of his word and left the captain in medbay....

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TheNightingale wrote:... maybe I got a little lost

Great fights, though. That round is going down in history as the only time teargas was used, ever, amongst other things. I love the idea of Ella just throwing away spent energy guns and drawing more from inside her coat.

You mean outside shuttle grief, right?

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Dunno, synthflesh? Maybe a medbot.

Oh, and if I'm antag, I will blow up the place they usually hang on, or I'll "lure" them to the gibber, so I gain strength from the steak I'll make off them.

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>Chef, traitoring time. >Steal the hand teleporter. >Damn, not that one again, somehow I'm really unlucky when it comes to hand teleporter (Last time, the captain freely gave it to me with his friendship, but a ninja killed us both on the spot, and later an evil clown killed me and dragged me to mai...

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>Time to cook somethi- >Nope! nuke op time. >The team discussed to go in stealthy, or bombing all over the place. >Telebombing it is. >The station meanwhile is ripping itself apart due to some pet, no one suspects a thing. >Multiple explosions all over the place, one of them nails the Cap and gibs h...

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Last time I tried a bomb hostage situation a validhunter engineer stunproded me, dragged me into main, stripped me, and threw me into space with my last bomb.
The rest were with timers, since I didn't trust the crew to honor my demands, and so they went off.

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Cook so much peo- food that my kitchen will look like a free buffet (what it actually is)
Also I will visit the morgue to get drunk and be a massive cigar chomper.

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For me, the two moments I remember more fondly are the start of the boss fight against Undyne (Pacifist) because the moment she yelled "SCREW IT" I couldn't take it anymore and bought the game, and the second part of the true final boss, they did good in that part. But it's amazing how the...

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https://vt.tumblr.com/tumblr_nv5pg1n4Py1rgzw54.mp4

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so i just beat the game... ...on a pacifist run, got both the standard and pacifist endings on the same save now i want to restart so i can do genocide so i can fight sans and stuff but the flower guy pops up and begs me not to do it and now i'm heartbroken and can't bring myself to hit restart but...

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Validhunters. Not just normal validhunters (I can understand that) but extreme validhunters. I mean, if a sec officer takes a cham projector from evidence storage and goes around disguised as a clown mask, the kind of person who would make a stunprod and cablecuffs, kidnap the person, space them, a...

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Xeno-loving scum. When she uses you to implant her eggs, I'll be sure to execute you first.

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Was the CE Leageldan? That guy gets fucking traitor CE every goddamn round, it is insane I don't think so, the surname was different, I think. Sadly I remembered very little names in that round, since most of them after a while were David Bill. BTW, the bomb was a real mistake, his task was to grab...

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>Changeling on Basil >I gotta murder one security officer, take the CE's brain, and escape as the warden. >The first thing the captain does is going to the bar, where I am. "Fuck objectives, let's mess with the crew" >I take his DNA and try to bullshit him into playing russian roulette. >T...

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People breaking in my kitchen, I go ballistic REALLY fast when that happens. If you need NOW something to eat, ask and receive, but do not enter, grab the first thing you see, especially if it's a rare treat, or you see it on the table, and then eat it raw or mess my recipes. The worst it, it's boun...

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http://www.adventfuture.org/ As it turns out, commander was a condom, the xenos took over, and now XCOM goes like some good deathsquad cleaning house of taint. This may be an interesting E3, I'm looking forward to this game. Also PC exclusive, because master race and mod tools. http://www.ufopaedia...

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much?

It does sound badass, and I'd rather have a guy taking the ayyliums with him, instead of hiding in a locker in maint, so the baby can grow safe and doom all the station.

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As a scientist make ASAP as much bombs as I can. disguise them with wrapping and hiding them in populated areas (Albeit taking care not to make them obvious, so the clown or a greysuit doesn't pick them up fast) If possible with an emag, breaking in some important areas, to ensure the bombs really h...

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I haven't been often in the transfer room, but from what I know from pumps and gases:

-Wrench the canisters in place.
-Set the ouput at maximum.
-Ensure the filter allows for the CO2 to pass.

It takes time, since CO2 isn't lethal until the saturation is high enough

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>I do the first dungeon, with enough provisions to make a trip to the moon on foot, a shovel, a key, and tons of torches >I fucking waste most of it like a dumbass, there was no need for ALL of it. >I read that the second dungeon I'll try doesn't have the need for rests. >"Oh ok, only 4 rations...

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I think the NAR-SIE summoning and the later hunting is quite scary if you're a survivor. And surviving the whole time and escaping feels good.

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I spent a whole round as an AI speaking mostly (90% of the time, maybe) as you could expect from an AI.

The result? People telling you to stop talking like a nerd.
Maybe they like being called abortions, and AIs that smack talk more than a dozen greyshits and one clown.

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It does feel tempting, but I don't remember the name of the one with the double sword, nor I know for sure if he got the emag too.
I'll just leave it as a clusterfuck of a round. And my regards to the guy who stunned three of us with a single energy gun.

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>Nuke ops round >we start cooking some plan, involving infiltrating one of us first, with a syndieborg, killing the AI and wreacking havok before we jump in. >the boss asks for tc, but before we know, one of us already has a double energy sword. >with limited ressources, from the teleporter, the ene...

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If assistants get capped then "assistants" will start appearing in other roles, doing nothing of merit in relation to that role and eating slots. And those people will quickly start to find themselves banned/job banned unless all that's left is assistant. Exactly this, if you play as a sh...

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I like it, you give the chaplain a lot more of potential.
Also it could be implemented as an ON/OFF option, restricting payer when the chaplain is on and active, and lifting the restriction for "pray for event" or if the chaplain hasn't joined the station yet.

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Yesterday a friend recommended this game to me, so I thought about asking for opinions in here too.

I'm not sure about giving 20€ for an early access, since EA is cancer and should disappear or die in a fire, but that art looks nice, and insanity is fun.

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As usual, I'm not sure if this belongs more to regret, or awesome, since I had a great time as well, but ok. So, this happened a couple of days ago, I was T.H.AN.A.T.O.S. about to oversee the station, when my rules got updated, stating the need to erase a particular security officer. "This shou...

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I'm in for making cooking more complex, while leaving some key recipes as simple as possible for those who just want to laze around and learn the ropes. I really like your idea about tablecraft, and about realism, we can add other machines covering different purposed (though for all coding purposes,...

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I was the AI (As far as I know the CE wasn't evil, but he did some sketchy things, I was able to cast doubt on him by burning Engineering, locking it down, and simply mentioning HE put the secure storage stuff in his desk. Then he died near perma) I was actually quite unrobust, and adding insult to ...

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Head of Security's Desk Announcement: Engineering, we have 5 wardens. Please build us 4 more brigs. And then no member of that specially awful and huge shitcurity survived that round. I should know, I was their main enemy that round. As a side effect, only murderboner borgs, one crewmember and doze...

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>AI, loyal >We were warned about event by bluespace, so I was expecting crazy shit from the get go. >Suddenly hacked APCs, people already think I'm evil. >Something kills my poor borgs before they can check tcomms, already sabotaged. >Lord singuloth almost escapes, someone set the PA to 2. >There i...

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>AI, loyal >We were warned about event by bluespace, so I was expecting crazy shit from the get go. >Suddenly hacked APCs, people already think I'm evil. >Something kills my poor borgs before they can check tcomms, already sabotaged. >Lord singuloth almost escapes, someone set the PA to 2. >There is...

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I joined just before the end. >Join as assistant >Go to the Hop's desk to get some job to do >suddenly Blob >Grab gun and start fighting, later grab a spear and strike at the core for a while. >I survive, somehow, but I went totally deaf, so I go to medbay to whine about it. >Server dies.

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Just adding an example to what sticky said. Long round as cook: I usually interact with the barman, to fully turn the bar into a working dinner, with the options for an actual menu, with the brotanics, to try the rarer stuff on both sides, and then the usual odd petition. You meet a lot of people, a...

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>AI after the 4 hour round. >Asimov compliant. >I tell the borgs to be nice, and pass the time being the usual doorknob >Some dude from centcom appears, also tons of people related to clowns a and a deal with NT, part of an event, and I'm not that interested on it, so I go about my business. >The gu...

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Notes for capiduffman: 04-Sep-2012 | Banned - IC IN OOC ~quartzcrystal 24-Apr-2013 | Banned - Shuttle Griefer ~hbk2006 Quite boring, and deserved. I don't even remember the first ban. (I was still a newbie I think) The second time I was breaking up the windows in the shuttle, so I got 15 mins or so ...

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What the hell is this? It looks like multi-tool/electropack assemblies clusterbang grenade... Thank the new E.X.P.E.R.I-MENTOR for that one... They were literally flying round in circles hitting people like some kind of toy snake thing... I was the cook in that pic, and my client almost crashed twi...

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It shouldn't, if such a simple escape was possible, the crew would only have to call the shuttle, go away, and nuke it from orbit. About the codes, giving it a long way (those 50 mins are fine, IMO) and considering it a blob minor victory (So the crew don't happily commit suicide just to deny the bl...

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Forgot to grab it, dualwielding a cleaver and a knife I'd take on a Blobbernaught as if it was Pete.

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>Chef >Go on about my bussiness, finding out clonex isn't an option anymore >After a while people start screaming about blob >Holy shit, I don't wanna get eaten by any xeno, no sir. >Listening to radio I go to virology, the captain is already fighting it. >The blob somehow ignores me, and the only r...

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There was this terror mission in XCOM:EW, playing at impossible, ironman (so no savescumming bullshit). It was like the oldie UFO all over again, tons upon tons of chryssalids, and to make matters worse, I got pinned by floaters, so I couldn't rush for civilians. Imagine the screams, around two or t...

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Yeah because you were 120% professional at your first time as an antag. Malf =/= Antag As antag you can do whatever, a malf round is centered on the AI only and it can be really frustrating if you have no idea of what you're doing. Same for Nuke Ops and Wizard. Wizard less, as you usually are alone...

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Yeah because you were 120% professional at your first time as an antag. Malf =/= Antag As antag you can do whatever, a malf round is centered on the AI only and it can be really frustrating if you have no idea of what you're doing. Same for Nuke Ops and Wizard. Wizard less, as you usually are alone...

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stop specism now Never, you scale-lover! I know for a fact the liggers are the cause of so many syndicate attacks. You hate getting robusted by traitors, right? Then look at the nearest tail dragger in the eyes and tell him to get off your station, because you don't like that he is superficially di...

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