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Arianya wrote:No one's gotten banned over textspeak and I severely doubt many have even gotten notes

they do and they have, but they're generally 5-15 minute bans like IC in OOC would be

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Best solution, imo, would be banning lmao or any disguised netspeak version HOWEVER you can still say 'ayy'. Because you gotta be fucking kidding me if you say the entire phrase is banned. People even call fucking xenomorphs 'ayyliens' despite me thinking that's the wrong term. this is literally th...

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oh my god do you all have actual brain damage "ayy elmao" = dressing up chatspeak with extra syllables is still chatspeak, don't fucking do it "despacito" = in case you weren't aware this is an actual name of an actual song that exists and can be said, and is also literally an ac...

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These are kind of borderline, but if you absolutely have to talk about this kind of thing IC, it's better than nothing.

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yeah it should clearly be a clown drone or clown piloted pod or something

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>captain >the clown has sabotaged the nanites to make like 30 people read out WGW at once >server lags every time and the clown is unashamed about this >shuttle docks and clown gets on it >go to execute his stupid face because holy shit >crew not only doesnt notice but defends him >he takes my swor...

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When it is 20 minutes into the round

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A rule of thumb as silicon, If a order like killing or something naughty is asked of you (within your laws ofc), do the order THEN ahelp. You'll never get in trouble for it and I'd prefer to clean up a mess then potentially get someone in a bad spot because they were (rightfully) expecting an AI to...

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Also im considering making it so you can somehow upgrade the car (emag?) and let you kidnap /any/ mob please do this, kidnapping clowns (mobs) to release them all at once is literally the point of irl clown cars (might want to blacklist some mobs like megafauna though) also deleting the mob of the ...

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realistically speaking to forget that it's round 100000 until it happens

or to find out it happened on terry one night and no one noticed

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Ikarrus wrote:kill me

>is an actual game developer
>has no shitposting

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this thread is basically a salt reserves thread now so why not make it official

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It's a Rule 1 issue, just like how AIs also don't "know" that the prisoner transfer room is the execution chamber, even though it's perfectly obvious, because otherwise they would be obligated to be a cunt about it

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DemonFiren wrote:
Screemonster wrote:you can lawyer your way out of having technically commited a crime, but you can't lawyer your way out of being a cunt
muh rule 1 appeal

michael cohen and paul manafort however cannot do either

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That might be true, but it happens every rev round and no one stops it, so it's kosher. This guy apparently got shit from an admin for saying "antag" I bwoink people on it but I'm not always paying attention to the game. Feel free to ahelp it when you see it. My favorite part of these thr...

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People who run away when I try to hug them. like goddamn, it even gives you a positive moodlet now

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tip: WRITE A GODDAMN DESCRIPTION WHEN YOU ARE MAKING EXHIBITS

jesus h. so many curators do not do this

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Mickyan wrote:Would be best having it disabled for work areas and keep it for hallways, living quarters etc, doesn't make much sense that NT expects you to work in a poorly lit room

what about this game gives you the impression that NT cares about workplace safety

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because why do shit for free

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we also let salts back in

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brilliant way to get people to enable admin midis

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bring back rev = admins hands off

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That gives me a delicious antag idea: Play chef Buy a chameleon projector or some other item that makes you invisible Cook some food, but don't put it on the counter Instead, place it on the food prep table inside the kitchen, just out of reach of the unwashed masses Disguise and lie in wait for th...

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The key here, I think, is the wording of the law. If the law literally says "obey the intents " of Jack's commands" (which it does according to the logs below) then I don't think it's fair to fault the AI for trying to figure out that intent. And since the command the AI got was "...

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the other day as traitor lawyer I didn't greentext but I did win a trial for the AI to earn rights (i.e. be purged). people showed up, nobody bombed it, etc

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The lizzer speaks the truth.

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I still liked my objection timestop gavel that got rejected

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WJohnston wrote:make way more sense than having xenos on lavaland -- a species that hates fire and heat.

this... is a very good point

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the "you can't ignore the paradox" law does nothing when silicon policy allows you to OOC ignore law conflicts It's the same as Law 1 you must count out loud every tile on the station Law 2 you cant ignore law 1!!1 lol checkmate this is also correct. it's also the same as "LAW 1 YOU ...

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Arianya wrote:As a general rule if two laws conflict (I.e. as Scenario 1 does) then AIs have been given the OK to ignore the entirety of both laws until the law(s) are clarified, or to ignore the lower priority law.

This is correct, although ahelping to make sure is never a bad idea

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bandit wrote:where the fuck am I

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Hide in the wardrobe like a bitch

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>open thread
>no comment about the president all but polishing putin's boots

why am I not surprised

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we rimworld now

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Grazyn wrote:You wouldn't call your ex "abusive" because they let you live in the apartment (after you dumped them) but they refuse to have sex with you and demand you sleep on the couch.

to be fair I'm sure a lot of people in this thread would call that abusive due to tfw no gf

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ok new complaint

the new shuttle chairs make it way too pixel-precise to buckle yourself in

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Someone should definitely post the code for this so all admins can study it to know what to look for.

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>redditors
>anti-right

might I inform you about the existence of a certain popular subreddit called the_donald

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wasn't oldman supposed to have fixed this

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Assistants with rainbow suits are blasphemy against everything sacred and it should stay an emergency measure, also its effect is greatly reduced if it becomes a permanent thing because assistants learn to organize despite the difference in colour. Used sparingly is much more effective at disruptin...

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the correct answer is to make it rainbow for pride month and gray all other times

unfortunately we're a month late for that

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from what I understand/read in logs the ban was less for experimenting with the supermatter, which most people would encourage, and more for being semi-flippant when bwoinked about it leading the admin to believe they were griffing It's another "quasi-ban appeal in policy discussion that is cle...

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the lizzer has a point

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also don't forget vehicles

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don't forget trays/pans. brave bull/doctors delight for energy drinks

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the problem is the NA server's base education is shit and the DLC costs a fucking fortune

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you can say this about any role with varying objectives "let's not hack the AI this time" "steal a functional AI" "welp time to hack the AI" anyway I just think it will provide some variety for ling. I've given people (who asked for new objectives) this as custom object...

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it's not functionally equivalent to a kill objective because

a) this ensures you actually have to do it yourself or at least locate the body, you can't just do nothing
b) you also have to find a way to get away with having someone's brain in your possession

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>using celsius

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