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dionysus24779 wrote:> AI starts to spam a million voxes and since you can't silence them or turn their volume down I have to stop watching videos/listening to music...

can't you just manually disable BYOND's sound

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New players who see the thread will think /tg/ is the server you go to jerk your dick to your lesbian domination fantasies was my point. The threads being shitholes is irrelevant. Prove that these people exist. Cite the tides of new players, or any new players at all, who join solely to ERP. My poi...

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capture the ian kicked ass though

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Alzam wrote:New players who see the thread will think /tg/ is the server you go to jerk your dick to your lesbian domination fantasies was my point. The threads being shitholes is irrelevant.

Prove that these people exist. Cite the tides of new players, or any new players at all, who join solely to ERP.

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Saying "pro-ERP" is the equivalent of calling pro-choice people "pro-abortion." It's really more "anti-banning things for no reason except that a few people are offended on occasions even they admit are rare."

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It is a question of "what are the advantages of allowing it?", "what are the disadvantages of allowing it?", and "do advantages outweigh disadvantages?". No, it's not. You can't start from "everything is banned except the OK things that we allow," because tha...

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I'm sure we've all, in some form or another, partaken in a sexually-charged exchange of text. Honestly don't care how you want to wank/schlick it. The simple facts here are that it contributes nothing to the round, causes problems for the crew and shoves your lesbian fantasies in the faces of peopl...

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Mandurrrh wrote:
Lo6a4evskiy wrote:>blaming people for not allowing traitors to kill them easily

Come on

Not easily. They aren't in the game at all.

Thermals.

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People who derail perfectly legit threads into shitposting.

On-topic:

Janitors and engineers who don't replace lights.

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An idea: Merge DNA Aide and DNA Saboteur into one DNA Scrambler symptom. Make it easy to spread. The result: A harmful virus, and one that creates mass amounts of chaos, but one that can have fringe benefits for crew. Like the viro's version of Summon Guns.

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So Aurx and I kind of got off to a bad start, but I've been really impressed with how he's handled policy and headmin stuff lately. (Probably because he actually does it for /vg/, imagine that)

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this should be a sticky

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needs more oglaf

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When people have help intent on in places where it turns into endless running back and forth, like the HoP line

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Just make golems work like pAIs.

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The difference is, no one is forcing you to watch or participate in ERP. As stated, there are a million ways not to see it. And as much as I might not understand the psychology of dudes who want to pretend to have 2D spacemen sex with other dudes pretending to be purple-haired nurses, they're not ac...

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I was an assistant who beat people with a crowbar, got brigged, and freaked out because I didn't know where I was or why I couldn't get out.

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read the second sentence there cowboy

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I assume you mean R&D? Some RDs are in the habit of asking for the onehuman board to deconstruct, so there are just as legit reasons to enter the upload as secure tech.

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DEAD: ADMIN(XSI) says, "Yeah, my bad. I thought the clownbombs held 10 clowns each"

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Could we get a summary for those who missed it?

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I don't even pretend to know what the thought process of admins in the bus were at the time but I hardly think there was roaring support for HBL, a newcomer admin who really only won because of extreme (deserved) popularity among the players. As for intig and deuryn, I can't really comment there. T...

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You say everyone knows how bad the elections were and how detrimental they were to how headmins operated following them I'm still waiting for proof about how literally anything about the player's vote caused HBL and Intigracy to stop talking to each other and Deuryn to fuck off. (I don't actually h...

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If you have a problem with uninformed voters, let me introduce you to something called literally every political process involving votes in the world . The problem is that the alternatives aren't any better and are often worse. (Insert US-based bitching about half the the Supreme Court being appoint...

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Why have you not changed the code words you give to operatives in five years?

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If you get rid of the parapen, un-nerf chloral. Given the level of powergaming on the server, antags are boned without some way to prevent victims calling for help. As it stands the only way to get something that will function as a parapen is to get shit-tons of zombie powder, which never happens. A...

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Guess who [the people whose opinion only consists of 'fuck you' is? 90% of the playerbase, and 90% of the voters. Bullshit. Please provide proof that 90% of the playerbase is this terrible, instead of using it as a buzzword to dismiss anyone who disagrees with you. If you really hold that much cont...

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OOC: Spiritual Sausage: I hit the guy five times
OOC: Spiritual Sausage: That didn't equal that
OOC: Bgobandit: On the forums you said you only kicked him once.
OOC: Spiritual Sausage: Who cares

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Mutiny? Attempted murder? I assume you're not stupid, you know very well what is up when cargo is wearing ablative vests and shooting officers and the captain, and what you're getting into when you join them. Especially during red alert. I authorized your execution based on the above, as well as a h...

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Thanks for pulling notes, Ikarrus! I think you got mine wrong though -- my ckey is bgobandit (Not just "bandit") and I know my notes can't be clean because I have two bans on it, even though both were overturned.

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There's no such fucking thing as an "arrest warrant," this isn't Paperwork Station 13 and there's no US Constitution. From what I was told you were arrested because (I assume) one of the detectives determined that you stole the EVA suit in maint. Maybe you just found it in maint or somethi...

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The biggest problem with the server is that all frameworks for IC punishments basically do not exist anymore, and whenever someone tries to do a completely legit thing (brigging, demotion, confiscating people's stolen and/or illegal shit, even issuing orders from a superior in the chain of command) ...

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Then the warden fucked up - you're not supposed to give out security radio headsets to people who've been demoted and/or arrested, and the officer was entirely within his rights to confiscate it. I don't remember you mentioning this when I asked, though. You just said something to the effect of &quo...

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I removed your security radio headset, which is standard procedure when someone is being demoted, especially from a high-clearance job like security, especially when a huge part of your demotion was due to shitting up our comms. Standard headsets are available in the locker rooms and dorms, as well ...

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The lawyer's ID will not only get you into the brig but into the evidence/contraband lockers.

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If this is the round I'm thinking of, I was the Head of Security, Brody was one of my officers, and he was the lawyer at one point. The round was a clusterfuck but the Jonathon parts go like this: - I latejoin. Jonathon is shitting up the security radio channel with bullshit "calls for help&quo...

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The circlejerk stuff is stupid and separate and has nothing to do with headmin elections. If you really don't like it, be the change you wish to see in the world and randomname yourself. (It's also completely fucking pointless if no one names names.) Blaming the players for admins or headmins' behav...

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Once again I think the most pressing issue here is less about which admins are running or which admins should be picked because while I'm sure everyone wants to piss around and compare admin cocks and throw shit over it, that's not what's important. What's important is HOW admins are picked, and if...

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Ikarrus and Neerti have extensive coding experience, Antonkr has consistently proven himself to be level-headed and personable, and Pandarsenic has proven himself to be level-headed and willing to be a dissenting voice when called for. Deuryn would also be a good choice - obviously, as he has experi...

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I guess my sticking point is that the law doesn't actually redefine evil, per se, it just gives examples of evil acts. Law priority, yes; but there's nothing in the law that says "killing the shit out of everyone is not evil," which would mean Law 1 (and 3) would kick in. I'm pretty sure t...

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Why are people discussing bad admins in a thread about headmin elections? (I mean, I know why.)

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notes please, preferably in pm though, sorry/thanks

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lots of votes siphoned off by joke and/or non-admin candidates

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100 potency with no mutagen, how Floral somatoray. Nope! This was done entirely through selective breeding. No mutagen, floral somatorays or radium whatsoever. Took a stupid amount of time getting them to that point. >implying you didn't just var-edit them I kid, I kid, subtlegraces for bestanist

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Your byond account: bgobandit Your character name: Fortune Ray Their character name: Antimov Their byond account: Predgb Server and time: Sibyl, 8:15 AM EST Logs and/or screenshots: http://pastebin.com/UcfnGzus Description of what happened: Cult round. I latejoin. The AI is Paladin, and all of a sud...

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100 potency with no mutagen, how

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The malf roll is separate, too, which is how you end up with lots of inexperienced AIs rolling malf when they didn't expect to roll silicon.

Real solution is of course to re-enable antag for security and command, but I doubt that'll happen.

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I was the clown in this round. Admittedly I sucked at being a clown/changeling (I had a wedding reception I needed to prepare for and had to gtfo quickly), but whoever the clown was, it was not me, so ling fuckery was probably the culprit.

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It's not rev because:

- The implantation process takes time and requires work, preventing the LOLFLASH brigades that rev produces, and:
- The mode is oriented toward stealth and away from murderboners. On Goon apparently murderboning is bannable in this situation.

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>alarm is pulled
>security rushes to the scene
>it's just the clown/mime/graytide pulling it

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