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Is the cult page really that wordy? IMO it's no worse than the nuke ops guide, and cult is arguably a more complicated round type than nuke ops. (Specifically, nuke is complicated over a short period of time while cult is complicated as a long game with multiple phases.

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holy shit another person who doesn't read THE GUIDE WAS ALREADY REVISED kosmos copied over the changelog, I took the changelog and turned it into actual guide I can already predict what's going to happen too, a stasis of "gee someone should revise the cult page to be less bloated" "th...

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Holy fucking shit you lazy entitled shitfucks do you even read anything? I have already rehauled the cult guide, it can be found here: http://tgstation13.org/wiki/Cult_magic I'm not going to pretend it can't use tightening and cleaning up and fact checking because guess what, you ass blasts? I'M NOT...

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When was the last time cargo willingly accepted anyone's request, let alone the clown or mime?

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Posted this elsewhere, but I revised cult for real. Look it over, see if anything is wrong. Also, the guide to fighting a cult page can be deleted, as it is now consolidated.

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I have incorporated the changelog into the guide and copied over the guide to fighting a cult (minus the parts about execution). Please look at the guide and see whether anything is inaccurate or needs expanding on.

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updated list, will rolling update it

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Reimoo wrote:Atmospherics should have a firehose to deal with large fires.

Also, security can "borrow" it to deal with riots.

Also, the clown can "borrow" it to HONK. fund it

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It's like the guy who found out about Heartbleed saying, 'oh I found this vulnerability which can be exploited and I know people who find out about it will exploit it but it'll never happen, I'll just leave it like this'. this is essentially nanotrasen's fluff rationale for literally everything on ...

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ai_during_double_agent.wmv

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So for those who don't know, the new wiki is here: http://tgstation13.org/wiki/Main_Page For obvious reasons it is a bad idea to copy content from elsewhere, so new guides will have to be written from scratch. Things To Do: - Cult update (constructs, deconversions, anything else I missed in my incom...

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I did a ghetto update, mostly of the cult side of things. It still needs a lot of work, especially on:

- Constructs and the uses thereof
- Anti-cult measures (holy water, etc. Also means the "Guide to fighting a cult" page is largely out of date as well.)

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I was the one who revised the old cult guide. I keep meaning to work on it but haven't rolled roundstart cultist in weeks.

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Assistants who drag away prisoners I am arresting for legitimate reasons Assistants who whine when security confiscates their stunprods, IEDs or other contraband/graytiding tools Engineers who take tools from primary/auxiliary tool storage and not their workplacr Chemists who are bitches about makin...

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How big of an issue is this, really? I've literally only ever seen this happen in two cases: A) The AI was already either fucking with atmos or suspected to be rogue, over comms B) The guy doing manual valves was an antag who wanted to AI-proof his own plasma flood. (One time I was a traitor AI and ...

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typical_erper.avi

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The RCD objective is a joke, the crate's right there in an easily accessible area with no blocks whatsoever on it. No other objective to my knowledge is like this (except maybe the jetpack, but that has a downside in that it's bulky. Magboots were replaced.) The autolathe thing is still there if you...

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The RCD crate should be locked to balance objectives.

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I don't give a shit about catatonics and I don't know why anyone who plays security does. Prisoner goes catatonic = prisoner is no longer able to stir up shit. Give me an insta-catatonic guy any day over a whiny gray tiding escape-attempting dick.

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Just add the goon-style ones in select emergency lockers around the station, or in Emergency Storage. That way it's there if someone wants to seek them out, but not automatically given to every player.

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I expect most crewmembers to whine and whine and whine and whine when they are arrested for legitimate crimes. I expect wanted criminals to bolt and yakety sax instead of talking to the officer who actually tries to do the "talk first" approach. I expect people to be massive dicks to secur...

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You mean "don't be a dick" is subjective and if interpreted badly can fuck everything up for other people? Perhaps it would help to have clearer, stricter laws?

Why, that's not a metaphor for anything at all.

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trial.wmv

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I just wish it wasent so hindered by lackof words... Yeah, this basically. I admit I abuse utilize VOX more than a lot of other AIs, and I know it wasn't exactly easy to get VOX re-recorded (someone on github says /vg/ has a tool to generate them?) but when you have "wanker," "cunt&q...

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Should the external airlocks in the bottom wing of arrivals (below the CentComm shuttle docking area) be limited-access?

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Fine, then it's like calling the lawyer a dick for pestering security about high brig times, or calling the HoP a dick for not giving out access to everybody who asks. The point remains that security's job is to essentially be the station police. And that means going after petty crime sometimes, bec...

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clown.wmv is the only answer here

unless it's this

[youtube]JUsQykYtdOQ[/youtube]

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Secborgs are the worst borgs. It's the problem with security players in general. Many think that they represent JUSTICE and if they don't put that assistant who broke a window in arrivals to get rods for EXACTLY ONE MINUTE in brig or they did not do their job. And if, god forbid, assistant happens ...

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>Clown >Captain is Mr. Funk >Turn myself into FUNKY CLOWN! >Full rainbow outfit, rainbow clown wig, let's do this >Captain appoints me Head of Funk, entrusts me with the nuclear authentication disk >AI: "SYNDIES WITH MAULER!" >Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck I didn't ask for this >Shuttle called >...

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Going back to an earlier post, the problem with "it's just a balloon!" is that the in-game text explicitly identifies it as a "syndicate balloon." Other traitor items work the same way. If you don't want people to meta off that, you can't dangle the means to meta right in front o...

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Just make pipes high battery cost.

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Yeah, the old discussion literally turned into "there is no difference between ERP and rape," see my signature. My stance is and always has been that it is not a big enough issue to even come remotely close to actionable, that people throw around a lot of claims like "people see us as...

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Once I made lights and installed grass in maint. It was great.

Back to the topic, the problem with insta-lights is that it makes it much easier to create big drains on the powernet.

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Another idea: Amount of welding fuel in the IED increases odds. Use a little bit of welding fuel, it probably won't go off but it has a high chance of being a dud / taking a long time to explode / not doing much damage. Lots of welding fuel, that fucker is going to do some more severe damage but als...

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When I'm antag I abuse my antag status to kill and remove from the round people who aren't my objectives but who are being annoying. Clown a shit? Toolbox that fucker to death. Graytide? Stun, cuff, space. Et cetera.

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the people who have strong opinions about ERP are funnier and creepier than any instance of ERP will ever be

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IEDs used as graytiding tools have been bannable basically from the minute they were implemented. I'm 75% sure this actually came from SoS, too.

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Would buckets protect against facehuggers?

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I never liked having them in the first place. They're not even that interesting. It was great when welderbombs and IEDs could gib corpses - Like a ghetto C4, or if you needed to gib a changeling now - Now that they can't gib corpses anymore, they're pretty shitty and really only useful for sabotage...

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help_maint.mp4

talking_mime.mp4

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The DJ station is on the same Z-level as the derelict and clown ship

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Sometimes when I dunk a traitor I dress them in the sexy clown outfit and parade their corpse around the station for all to see.

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Yeah, the superpower virus kind of fucks nonhumaning hulks. What if someone becomes a hulk immediately after giving an order? Does it still count? Will it be abused?

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guys I think we've found an even better solution

remove server = remove drama

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Removing the hardsuit is a good tactic provided you can hide it without someone stealing it, alternatively, destroy gravity and fly around the station with your harness For bonus ninja points, colour your jumpsuit at the start, make your ID show as an ACTUAL JOB instead of some shitty custom title,...

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Ling have no reason to absorb anyone. At all. It literally does absolutely nothing except being a dead giveaway there are lings on station. Reasons to absorb: - A fast(er) death for someone you want dead - Making it more difficult to identify/clone a target - A FREE REASSIGNMENT OF POWERS, THIS IS ...

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Lower the stun for MM, but make it so by taking MM twice (or more etc), the stun lasts longer. If needed you can get rid of the lowered cooldown for this.

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The gulag is possible to break out of, especially with multiple prisoners. Hell, even perma is easier to break out of now that it has mini hoes that can break windows.

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Being chaplain in a nutshell: >Latejoin as chaplain >Become the Chaplain of Lord Singulo! >Get a singularity toy from the arcade machine >assistant steals it >Notice cargo has posters for once! >...but no singularity posters >Cargo is actually cooperative in ordering more but luck won't cooperate >G...

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