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what the fuck is CO2

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if i had to oput the feeling of a bridge into proper retrospective it would be like sitting under a thought and that thought is revelationary. i would recommend it to anyone who has to sort out their life which is an important skill not held by many b/c too mahy people are wasting their fukkn skill...

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Now that we have dismemberment and specifically beheading, it is far more possible than it used to be

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shit you could probably get a lot of data just from poly's logs

https://twitter.com/Poly_the_Parrot

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if we can take anything away from this shitshow let it be a reminder to check whether your personal info is available online, and if it is (you may be surprised), then attempt to get it removed from at least the public facing databases edit: this is not an endorsement of doxing, but just good practi...

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iamgoofball wrote:a randomized 5-10 minute delay on going from death to ghost role would probably help here a lot

...this is actually a legitimately good idea I'm proud of you goof

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As far as telling people someone got banned, it can help a lot in cases where someone is obviously griefing and then at round's end, when they're not antag, you get a flood of ahelps at round end and the beginning of the next round all going "HEY SO URIST MCDUMBFUCK TOOLBOXED ME TO DEATH AND 10...

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Lumbermancer wrote:also Fortune Ray.

fukken rude m8

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oh shit since it’s the hut now I can emptyquote

bandit wrote:this thread and situation is embarrassing and everyone involved should be embarrassed

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this thread and situation is embarrassing and everyone involved should be embarrassed

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Has everyone just forgotten that xenos and facehuggers have existed on mining for ages, well before Lavaland, and were never a significant problem then?

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close but they do not look like ass, they look like penis, especially the rotation on the arrivals shuttle

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last night I was the clown, and the mime and I were both traitors, so we switched around our powers. I gave him my pie cannons, he gave me his advanced mimery (the gods gave me a vow of silence spell so I could actually use it, weird how it only tells you after you read the books). it was fun

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Boris wrote:Seeing tickets/ahelps still open in the tickets tab once they've been delt with, this god damned pains me deeply

FUCKING THIS

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I did some lizard shenanigans and then I told some jokes as clown and then I forgot I had actual work to do, 7/10

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if you find my PayPal account that I haven't posted and PayPal me $1,000,000 then once the paypal clears I will let you be a megafauna*

* this isn't serious pls no ban

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for christ's sakes, quasi-ban appeals were bad enough, quasi-note appeals were even worse, don't start with the quasi-bwoink appeals for the love of clown

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bandit wrote:imagine having strong opinions about microsoft in 2018

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I swear to god newscasters used to announce over the radio at one point

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lock thread

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Atlanta-Ned wrote:

fucking lmao

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math obviously, also coding, this sounds sad but spessmens has done one positive thing for my life which is make me better at coding

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I mean a) it's clearly trying to be dwarf fortress in that regard and b) idk man it's early access all this shit is explained by "it's early access"

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or: Rimworld if your colonists are even more stupid

https://store.steampowered.com/app/4571 ... _Included/

I failed on my first attempt because my colonists were too stupid to descend a ladder to build an outhouse so they kept shitting everywhere

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I require a new lizzer name

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sign me up as clown if you have clown, Clunwe

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personally my least favorite part of drone policy is how they're allowed to do R&D and shit like that

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The way its was explained to me when I was a trialmin was that involuntary transform only antag you if its a mob that is known for aggroing humans or otherwise being hostile to humans. The thinking behind this was just that such mobs are generally going to get attacked on first sight before its kno...

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to be honest the "drones must not interfere with antags" rule has never made sense to me. if you're an antag you're probably equipped with stuff to beat the shit out of a drone or at least shoo it off, and they're not allowed to fight back or call for help.

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MoMMIs were what drones were originally supposed to be if I recall correctly and then for some reason it wasn't a straight port

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we should at least consider whether the reason so many people get confused about drone policy is because it is confusing and inconsistent specifically, policy as written/enforced can't make up its mind between "you are a mindless repair drone do not acknowledge other beings ever" vs "...

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Suppose there is a clown that HONKs everyone who does not HONK themselves, and only those people.

Does the clown HONK itself?

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objective: play ghost roles like half the playerbase does already

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has anyone played the third dude (in beta) yet

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a friend of mine has an apocalypse world campaign going but he hasn't actually gotten us together in months

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I like the idea but I guarantee that a lot of the playerbase will tl;dr

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not dead, just finals month

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goddamn I was late but even I eventually finished

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Not interested enough right now to sift through the list but there are multiples I saw merely scanning that were merely incidentally on school campuses and thus classified as "school shootings." One of which was in a school parking lot after school hours. But yeah, gun-free zones work and...

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You mean like all those school shooters? Well if you told me you were on the side of the school shooters I might have started this conversation differently. "all of those" 5 over the last 15 years give or take? lmao what https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_school_shootings_in_the_United...

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Yeah that much is fine, if its lavaland, at worst you're putting 3 miners out of a job they likely wouldn't be able to complete if the threat is THAT serious. BoHing on the station fucks everything though. Bombing lavaland is also mostly a nonissue, hell the place was practically designed to be bom...

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game modes also have a lot to do with it I think, one of the main sources of plasma fires (malf) was removed and there's been a proliferation of conversion modes where fires have a good chance of fucking your team over

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my post doesn't matter though because he has acted this way for a long time and gets away with it through a combo of technical usefulness and nobody wanting to do anything about it so i'm sure he'll get fullmin and continue to go through the cycle of doing things that are helpful/whatever and then ...

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literally how hard is it to choose a name that sounds like a name and not an aol instant messenger handle

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My biggest problem is being told what my character feels, though yeah, I do want it back but the messages need to be rewritten to avoid this, at least so it doesn't go NOTHING MEMORABLE HAS HAPPENED TO YOU when you've seen like 50 deaths, nuke ops, a blob, several meteors and the clown actually bei...

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the sad thin is they used to be even worse, I got rid of some of the memier ones but

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if nox is closed how come our servers are up

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ShadowDimentio wrote:
Incomptinence wrote:I think I see your problem. When you were human you had your steak well done.
>When you were human

Jesus christ, brutal.

yeah, everyone knows shadowdimentio was never human

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does anyone have that mcdonalds admin chart I think it needs to be updated

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