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Yeah, I wish Trump would just put his wall around commifornia too

They can go be their own country

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Honestly, hand out posthumous darwin awards

Let nature run it's course

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Picked it up myself, they ran another 50% sale, still active as of today

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Short answer: Letting the Norks join in kind of goes against all the sanctions that have been levied against them

The fact North Korea is trying to open diplomatic talks means the sanctions are working, it just needs time, they shouldnt be handwaved for the Olympics

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I love H3VR, I hate how take and hold gives you the shitty 5 round mags on all the rifles for the first multiple waves

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We still have communal nuclear shelters from the cold war, though most are mothballed and would take a period longer than "nuke is inbound go hide" blaring over phones to make ready

Also, every metro tunnel in the large cities has fire doors and could temporarily support being a shelter

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Oh well fam

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Vive arrived

Bought and played gal gun immediately

Worth all 650 tbh

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Specimen is a huge help for poison, but really you need card copy and like, 2 catalysts

And then you bang out a 20 poison stack into 5000 poison damage in 1 turn

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We're not going to no-internet We're going to TV levels of internet which means package-bullshit and fucking priority lanes TV levels of internet without competition, I might add Most of the US is served by 2 ISPs per area, sometimes 3 if you're lucky But even that changes nothing since they're in p...

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Yeah, my ISP is also my cable provider and also my home phone line provider(If we still used home phones) TWC/Spectrum is literally the only option I have and NN being repealed is going to let them crank prices like they do on their fucking cable I already overpay for the speed I get so it's only go...

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Alabama is still a massively rural state so a dem getting in speaks volumes

Blue is generally bad or at best, not helpful, to rural communities

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Playing with the sawn off a lot It's crap It can't one shot in HC without being less than 5 feet away, and in core if you ever get a one shot it's because you took the time and planted it at the base of their head And the spread is so fucking stupid on it too, at 5 feet away it's liable to skip half...

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But we need to give our bombs to third world countries

It's the humanitarian thing to do

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There's no reason to neuter assistants as a job when it's the players that are the problem

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There's boys and girls, but call yourself whatever you want, just don't get pissy when random strangers ASSUME wrong

That's my whole stance on gender/sex

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I will play if it's up at unreasonable hours and/or it's up on my days off

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I don't think most people are complaining about cosmetics aside from them being locked behind RNG instead of available for purchase And on the "vote with your wallet" tripe that was posted earlier, the only time that works is when you have a digg shitstorm a la EA and Gamblefront 2 Most of...

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I still don't see why we have to have lootboxes for cosmetics

Just have a list of shit to buy and a static price

I'll buy a 5 dollar skin over 5 1 dollar lootboxes that only have a chance of giving me said skin any day of the week

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80 bucks for a special edition, microtransactions on par with fee to play games in how badly they imbalance the in game play, and a massive grind if you try to earn things legitimately Overwatch and co. do things respectably enough, even though instead of lootboxes I'd rather they just sold the fuck...

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Whatever the reason, it happened and I'm thankful

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Yeah, most of the US is under the thumb of 2-3 ISPs at best per area, and it's not even good internet for the most part, just passable So trying some bullshit plan like boycotting an ISP just gets you no internet, or if you're lucky, an alternative that is exactly the same or worse as the one you're...

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Sewage River 2: Son of Sewage River

We have an Auntie Anne's pretzel place in our store
This time, the access hatch over the sewage line in their kitchen is what backed up

Of course, they were open again the same day, though the damage was less and they were closed for near 8 hours to clean

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The shotguns feel like hot ass

You basically need to shove the barrel in someone's ass to get a OHKO on the pump and the dubba barrel, and the toggle action is only usable because it shits out so many shells

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Use the "prisoner transfer centre". If silicons use metaknowledge of it being an execution chamber, they should be banned. Also the RD maybe not instantly pushing the lock button shouldn't be a valid reason to kill a law-abiding borg. >If X uses metaknowledge You /do/ know all players are...

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Legitimately you could

Super alien cancer? Teleport the dude, filter out the cancer cells when he's literally data

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There's a lot of stuff about guns that people with no knowledge clamor for banning

The only one I can sort of get behind is bumpfire stocks because that does enable pseudo full-giggle

Everything else though is pretty kosher

Takeguru

Gotta have the babyseeking assault bullets and the extended clips and the evil foregrip that enables full auto

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The problem was that the people complaining were right Asimov secborgs almost universally ignored asimov and very few of them got banned for it I can't even count the amount of times secborgs have left arrested individuals in a room with people that were calling for his head a moment ago and woo boy...

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Hey Malk, found an aged fat horse under your care and Dogwild, I left them in my house because the lewd catgirl farmyard is melting

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I havent got any player skins yet but I'm holding out hope for MOTHERLAND

Or some stylish Nazi Swag

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Well some of the skin guns are better XP granters than the collection ones

The first machine pistol I got is a 15% boost compared to the collection one only being 10%

That doesn't affect gameplay though

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Popped a crate, Heroic Machine Pistol, burned my prestige token to get machine pistols

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Fun fact

The store was built ON a swamp

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A lot of my post was tied to the sewage

The call offs, the busted pallets, and the sewage are ultimately the 3 THINGS that happened

The sewage fuck up just was mishandled on so many levels

The fact the store wasn't closed is just nightmarish

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Posting it here because it's funny as fuck >Work at Wal Mart >Shift starts, 5 people have called off, hours havent generated so we don't know how much of what freight we have >Open the grocery truck, a pallet has tipped over, bunch of spaghetti jars shattered and dry macaroni crushed >Clean that up,...

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Or he knew Discovery would be utter ass and decided away from it

Spoiler:

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I have slain an old troll with no help from other players

And yet, I still get silly amounts of damage from kicking pigs

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I'm willing to take part

Noirbro in game

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Facist regimes actually end up pretty nice after they get done shooting

Restrictive, but nice enough

More nice than the millions dead and poor after an attempt to go to communism

Well, until you turn all of europe into a warzone and blame ze joos, anyway

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I'm still feeling like the original intent of this thread still holds true

Using your maintainer powers on your own prs was sketchy as fuck

Takeguru

Well clearly if doctors need injuries to heal

They should go make injuries happen

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Xeno bio definitely used to be its own job, can confirm

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I hate windows 10 but I got the copy for free with a purchase

So I use it
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>Imperfect information

While we're at it lets make only the head nuke op able to tell that the other nuke ops are on his team

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>Quarter of an hour

More like 15 hours
That mutation chance never fires off

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Alright, I was the sec officer in question Deez Nutty called for sec to the chapel in general radio, so I showed up Shortly after, captain rolls in with his saber out, cuts off my leg and I have him stunned and begin cuffing within a few seconds of the cut You roll up, grab his saber, and murder me....

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Spoiler:

Icons on your desktops pft

Also spoiler tagged because I'm not a monster

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Remove roundstart cat options from only one server and then refuse to put them back when asked

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