/tg/Station 13

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Nerf too strong, please revert

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The warning at the start kind of killed any investment I had honestly

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I wish every game ever made would stop making shotguns garbage I hate grabbing a shotgun and having the damage falloff be so ridiculous as to make them useless outside of 5 feet This does not mean overcorrect, though I used to love slug-sniping people in bad company 2, there was no shell drop, just ...

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I prefer my idea tbh

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I like "Pigs" myself

Short simple and to the point

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UNCUT VERSION WITH PICKLE DICK SCENE AVAILABLE ONLY ON PORNHUB DOT COM

God I just
want to die

Can Mr.Meesex take two strokes off Jerry's golf game?

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I'M PICKLE DICK

Wait is that Morty a girl
Oh no

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German stehl is sexy as fuck though, until you get to the stupid gimmicks like the Maus and even the Tigers

Bismarck and Prinz Eugen will be my shipfu forever though

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hit me up famalam

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tl;dr

Someone who is so utterly against what america stands for

Joins the military

And goes to one of our best military academies(Edit: Former best, if the column is to be believed it's tragically wilted and useless)

And those in charge

did nothing

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Oldman Robustin wrote:Also amputation refers to removing limbs, tails aren't limbs.

"A limb (from the Old English lim), or extremity, is a jointed, or prehensile (as octopus arms or new world monkey tails), appendage of the human or other animal body."

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This I agree on

A college degree in this day and age is a 100thousand dollar sheet of toilet paper for all the good it actually does those holding it

If you're not going to college for sports, just go for a trade instead

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Carp breeding

Every 5 or so minutes, carp in close proximity to each other make a puppy carp, and 5 minutes after that the puppy matures

And then buying 20 carp plushies becomes even more fun

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http://www.latimes.com/politics/essential/la-pol-ca-essential-politics-updates-gov-brown-downgrades-from-felony-to-1507331544-htmlstory.html http://www.cnn.com/2017/10/07/health/california-hiv-bill-signed/index.html http://time.com/4973588/california-lowers-the-penalty-for-knowingly-exposing-someone...

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THE FUTURE

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https://twitter.com/GoodBoy_Hans/status ... 20/video/1

:slow clap:

Good work commie news network

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Troi was also clad in clingy uniform, oh and Uhura in TOS with the miniskirt

Hrm, it's almost like it's a running thing

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What do you call a jewish seagull

a baygull

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I'd throw the current super powers away if this were ever considered Cover the balanced powers with organs, cold resist can be a skin replacement, etc etc TK is one of the odd ones out here because I can't think of a way to replace a brain, maybe add some brain-glands you selectively replace And the...

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bug gill

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We remold the place into an organ farm You get the basic internal organs at round start, limbs and such too, alongside the monkeys you can still human if you need more organs to work with And then you mutate the limbs themselves, to get your "super powers" that require people going under t...

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ColonicAcid wrote: like for real y'all a buncha fucking vultures, the bodies weren't even cold and you fucks were already trying to figure out if he was a muslim, antifa or a fucking trump supporter.

No different than the gun grabbers clamoring for even more gun control before he was even done shooting

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That's not a satisfactory answer for a lot of people

Knowing WHY someone was driven to kill is comforting, because it offers hope that that "why" can be corrected in the future

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Voyager was a hilarious mess

Captain Kathryn "Warcrimes" Janeway

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I despise STD because of what they did to klingons

They're a function over form race BUT NAH BRAH CHECK OUT OUR ORNATE ARMOR AND SKULL SHIPS BRAH

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I have never donated blood, at first just to be an edgy cunt and now because I work with machinery and would have to take a day off the day after I donated due to company policy

I'd sell my blood if that were an option though

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I have an LED that tells me when my GPU is receiving power and my fans that came with the case light up
Oh and my liquid pump lights up

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>Lifebringer vault >One of the other lifebringers makes a gorillion exploding lemons and just leaves them on the floor >As I'm moving lemons around, one is triggered >I shit you not, things are still exploding ten minutes later. >Changelingrain sends me this cap, tells me that's not all of it by a ...

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BUT
WHY

https://twitter.com/opm_anime/status/912330910820741128

Too long didn't translate:

One Punch Man season 2 is not going to be under Madhouse

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If someone is born in the US, is contributing member of society and pays their dues like everyone else I really don't see the problem as far as common sense goes. Just interjecting for a second, the dreamers weren't born in the US, they're infants or small children when their parents came over Anch...

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>Disarm spam a dullahan
>Run off with the head as they try and keep up and hit a wall

Package wrappers should work as a short-term head glue

Oh and the head should be able to roll around on it's own, at human walk speed

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Of course the balloon floats

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Denuvo on the PC release

Discussed

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>Take an illegal substance and get addicted
>B-b-b-but it's not my fault

It's one thing if it's a prescribed medication like morphine, but if you're going out of your way to acquire and take illegal drugs, it is entirely your fault when they fuck your life up

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Al Sharpton, the rich white guy of the black community, is starting to request the Jefferson Memorial not get funded anymore Which is ridiculous, and a logical extension of what the people that would take down confederate statures would do Sure, make your point that venerating traitors is wrong, but...

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All of this over a statue that no one sane should have tried to take down

People be stupid

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You can add a max range to bills so you can force him to draw from the stockpile 10 tiles away instead of going across the map

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I am absolutely shitfucked that you still can't reclaim bionics from dead people

They should be even easier to recover from the dead than normal organs, they aren't gonna rot

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Steelpoint wrote:I have often seen, during War Ops, a bunch of the crew flying through space, before the Ops have landed, waiting to toss some bombs and space dat nuke.

>We announced our arrival and got fucked for it admins ban pls

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I'd totally wear clown gear though

I'd pay realbux for clown gear

Complete with squeaky shoes

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There's more cosmetics inbound soonTM

Plans for a box of cosmetic stuff themed from the Battle Royale movie is one of them

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You can farm by putting down sun lamps in rooms with dirt floors all year round if you keep the room heated

Hydroponics are good for devilstrand because that plant likes to die to events all the fucking time

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Oh wow Quanti you actually got no kills that game

That was my chicken dinner don't you dare steal it from me again you casual ree

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They were though

They said it was a bug but every small garage was 100% guaranteed to have a car

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The VSS is garbage but it's also completely and utterly silent at 200m The scope you can't change also can't be zeroed for anything but 100m which on a rifle is hot trash And they added wooden bars to all the apartment building windows so you can't Batman out of them anymore when you hear doors open...

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Fire only really happens when someone loads the reactor too high, the fire artifact is brought on board, or someone griffs

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Building is pretty easy once you get the hang of it Making a decent 3d printer is the hardest part Also fuck beds they have killed me so many times I have fallen through floors and have been catapulted into the ceiling several times now, and that's a bad thing when outside that floor or ceiling is s...

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Sukebei is the real loss

But yes, disband the EU, this was an awful decision

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Listen to my code feedback

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Allow the station nuke to be used if the ops nuke is gone, that'll help

It's a code fix to a player problem but there you go

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